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Post by Chainsaw on Jun 25, 2008 13:21:28 GMT -5
You know what they should do? They should reveal he can speak English...but only through one of those vocoders like Kane had. Kane used a voice box/artifical larnyx. A vocoder is a voice synthesizer used in songs like "More Bounce to the Ounce" or "Mr. Roboto". ...Then that would make it funnier, smartass!
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Jun 25, 2008 13:31:45 GMT -5
how about the only english he can speak is words off the taco bell menu. 7LAYER!!! "CRUNCHWRAP! FO' SAMOA!"
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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Jun 25, 2008 13:32:05 GMT -5
You know what they should do? They should reveal he can speak English...but only through one of those vocoders like Kane had. Kane used a voice box/artifical larnyx. A vocoder is a voice synthesizer used in songs like "More Bounce to the Ounce" or "Mr. Roboto". Yeah, I fail to see the problem with Robumaga.
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Post by Pagan Warrior on Jun 25, 2008 13:36:38 GMT -5
I hope he does doytch speech. Halfway intelegent sentences but with bad grammar. And let him do some pauses and act like he has to remember what a certain English word was. That's the most credible way to do it imo.
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Kyle
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Post by Kyle on Jun 25, 2008 13:38:58 GMT -5
You know what they should do? They should reveal he can speak English...but only through one of those vocoders like Kane had. Kane used a voice box/artifical larnyx. A vocoder is a voice synthesizer used in songs like "More Bounce to the Ounce" or "Mr. Roboto". Umaga speaking like Mr. Roboto is in itself the greatest idea I've ever heard. I hope they do that instead. ~Kyle
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Post by rrm15 on Jun 25, 2008 13:49:01 GMT -5
It actually makes sense. Even if Umaga was a total savage when he started, its been two years in the WWE and kayfabe wise it makes perfect sense that he would have learned SOME english by now.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Jun 25, 2008 13:49:32 GMT -5
HE SHOULD TOTALLY HAVE WILLIAM REGAL'S ACCENT AND PRONOUNCE HIS NAME YOUMANGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Jun 25, 2008 14:36:18 GMT -5
Kane used a voice box/artifical larnyx. A vocoder is a voice synthesizer used in songs like "More Bounce to the Ounce" or "Mr. Roboto". ...Then that would make it funnier, smartass! I'd mark for Pete Townshend Umaga. Watch out, Jeff Hardy...he won't get fooled again!
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Post by Bam Neeley on Jun 25, 2008 14:38:17 GMT -5
Umaga will get hit in the head with a sledgehammer by HHH. Next week umaga comes wearing a suit, a derby hat and monocle. He explains that his real name is Lord Greystoke from Birmingham. His private jet crash landed somewhere in the deep samoan jungles and he hit his head and got amnesia. After a couple of weeks of wandering some missionaries found him and brought him to america where he found his true passion of hurting people.
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Post by Pagan Warrior on Jun 25, 2008 14:43:08 GMT -5
Umaga reveals his first name: Doytch!
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Kyle
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Post by Kyle on Jun 25, 2008 14:51:15 GMT -5
Umaga will get hit in the head with a sledgehammer by HHH. Next week umaga comes wearing a suit, a derby hat and monocle. He explains that his real name is Lord Greystoke from Birmingham. His private jet crash landed somewhere in the deep samoan jungles and he hit his head and got amnesia. After a couple of weeks of wandering some missionaries found him and brought him to america where he found his true passion of hurting people. You should write for the WWE, as this is pure GOLD! Can he have a Handlebar Mustache for good measures? ~Kyle
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Post by VeggieOverlord on Jun 25, 2008 15:05:11 GMT -5
I'm still hoping for "Civillized Savage" Umaga, who speaks in a refined British accent. He needs a top hat as well.
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Post by MolotovMocktail on Jun 25, 2008 15:14:51 GMT -5
It actually makes sense. Even if Umaga was a total savage when he started, its been two years in the WWE and kayfabe wise it makes perfect sense that he would have learned SOME english by now. How many years did Kamala spend in the WWF off and on? Even when he makes a cameo, he still hasn't spoken a word of English. Well, one thing is for certain: Umaga + Slick + Bowling = RATINGS.
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Post by The QC Loser on Jun 25, 2008 15:27:20 GMT -5
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Post by Bobby Womack on Jun 25, 2008 17:19:15 GMT -5
He said "Batista" once pretty freakin' clearly. names arent language specific
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Post by Schafe on Jun 25, 2008 17:25:08 GMT -5
Umaga reveals his first name: Doytch! Please oh please oh please...since it seems like Doytch will never come back (his last activity was in April), I'm always ever-hopeful for anything having to do with that pseudo-genius. ;D
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Post by Chainsaw on Jun 25, 2008 18:25:13 GMT -5
Umaga will get hit in the head with a sledgehammer by HHH. Next week umaga comes wearing a suit, a derby hat and monocle. He explains that his real name is Lord Greystoke from Birmingham. His private jet crash landed somewhere in the deep samoan jungles and he hit his head and got amnesia. After a couple of weeks of wandering some missionaries found him and brought him to america where he found his true passion of hurting people. You should write for the WWE, as this is pure GOLD! Can he have a Handlebar Mustache for good measures? ~Kyle If they go through with this, then he needs to team with "Gentleman" Gene Snitsky as Refinery Inc. God, I wish I could book WWE just once.
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Post by MysteryPartner on Jun 25, 2008 18:32:47 GMT -5
This may be the end of a great character... ...maybe not
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jun 25, 2008 18:56:29 GMT -5
It would not be a shock to anyone with a brain (mark, smark, or whatever). He has tatoos on him in English. They should just say that he just chooses to speak Samoan because he is proud of the heritage.
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Post by MysteryPartner on Jun 25, 2008 19:00:56 GMT -5
Can anyone find an old promo that he cut when he was in 3 minute warning?
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