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Post by brettappedout (BLM) on Jun 25, 2008 12:20:24 GMT -5
Prowrestling.NET
By Jason Powell
-There have been discussions about having Umaga cut his own promos in the future. The buzz backstage is that they are planning to reveal that he can speak English soon.
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Post by VeggieOverlord on Jun 25, 2008 12:21:57 GMT -5
He said "Batista" once pretty freakin' clearly.
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Post by Cactus Jack on Jun 25, 2008 12:22:33 GMT -5
I'd mark if he was intelligent.
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Post by Chainsaw on Jun 25, 2008 12:25:53 GMT -5
I'm still hoping for "Civillized Savage" Umaga, who speaks in a refined British accent.
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Jun 25, 2008 12:30:30 GMT -5
Just do an injury angle.
Medics try to help him but he just screams pushes them off, until finally he starts yelling in English at them, revealing he could speak English all along.
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Post by Gillberg: 0-175 on Jun 25, 2008 12:32:54 GMT -5
Why dont they just pair him with AAE again?
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Jun 25, 2008 12:34:33 GMT -5
I'm still hoping for "Civillized Savage" Umaga, who speaks in a refined British accent. Something similar to the Simpsons episode when Bumblebee Man reads the news! |
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jun 25, 2008 12:35:42 GMT -5
..no. No, I don't think I like this.
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Post by Ridley on Jun 25, 2008 12:36:27 GMT -5
I'm still hoping for "Civillized Savage" Umaga, who speaks in a refined British accent. Or this.  |
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Jun 25, 2008 12:39:53 GMT -5
BOOOOOOO I rather just him and Khali team up and scream incoherently at everyone.
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Post by gsguy on Jun 25, 2008 12:39:55 GMT -5
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Post by Chainsaw on Jun 25, 2008 12:46:58 GMT -5
You know what they should do? They should reveal he can speak English...but only through one of those vocoders like Kane had.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Jun 25, 2008 12:48:45 GMT -5
how about the only english he can speak is words off the taco bell menu.
7LAYER!!!
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Post by Chainsaw on Jun 25, 2008 12:50:56 GMT -5
how about the only english he can speak is words off the taco bell menu. 7LAYER!!! Like how Curry Man speaks Japanese, but only the names of other Japanese wrestlers? |
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jun 25, 2008 12:51:15 GMT -5
You know what they should do? They should reveal he can speak English...but only through one of those vocoders like Kane had. Kane used a voice box/artifical larnyx. A vocoder is a voice synthesizer used in songs like "More Bounce to the Ounce" or "Mr. Roboto". |
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Post by gimmieabreakbrain on Jun 25, 2008 12:56:45 GMT -5
lol or Youmanga could be talking his gibberish and then clear his throat and go "hey that's better. I had the worse frog in my throat. Anyway. Edge I shall commence with a savage beating on your hind-end the likes never seen before".
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Post by MGH on Jun 25, 2008 12:57:33 GMT -5
He should start talking and when asked why he never did before say "....because you never asked me too?"
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Post by Munkie91087 on Jun 25, 2008 12:59:14 GMT -5
He should start talking and when asked why he never did before say "....because you never asked me too?" I just want to be the first to say...welcome to SmackDown. This here is Umaga. He is a savage never says a word of English. "Hello." Umaga: "Hey." *People rush to Umaga* Umaga: "What? It's about time someone talked to me." |
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Post by Ridley on Jun 25, 2008 13:00:10 GMT -5
Swerve: Umaga turns out to speak perfect Japanese
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Post by brettappedout (BLM) on Jun 25, 2008 13:02:28 GMT -5
He should start talking and when asked why he never did before say "....because you never asked me too?" I just want to be the first to say...welcome to SmackDown. This here is Umaga. He is a savage never says a word of English. "Hello." Umaga: "Hey." *People rush to Umaga* Umaga: "What? It's about time someone talked to me." That would be great. |
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