The Line
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Post by The Line on Jun 25, 2008 19:07:13 GMT -5
As long as he bowls
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Post by Sharpy Snow on Jun 25, 2008 20:00:22 GMT -5
A wrestler who couldn't speak English before suddenly can to everyone's suprise?
This sounds famil-i-a---r----- oh---dear---we're-trailing---off--into---a--------
[flashback] Bischoff: (Taking advantage of Crazy not knowing what he's saying) So what is the best brand in the company? Is it Raw? Super Crazy: Si. Long: Now Crazy, which brand made you a big cruiserweight star in the company? Smackdown's actually the best right? Super Crazy: Umm- Si? Heyman: CRAZY! Which brand brought you to America in the first place? ECW is superior right? Super Crazy: Si, si.
(The GM's argue some more)
Super Crazy: Can I please be interupting. Personaly, I am thinking, ALL three brands, they are good in their own way, si? Long: ....... Super Crazy..... you can speak English? Super Crazy: Si. [/walks out]
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Post by A Magician Named SHAKE on Jun 26, 2008 3:07:35 GMT -5
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Post by TripleMerc on Jun 26, 2008 3:29:54 GMT -5
Only if William Regal teaches him how to speak it.
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Post by CENA THUG LIFE on Jun 26, 2008 3:40:32 GMT -5
I'm still hoping for "Civillized Savage" Umaga, who speaks in a refined British accent. I'd clap and cheer as if sports entertainment were real.
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Post by SWH - Shane Hero on Jun 26, 2008 3:56:36 GMT -5
Wait... Umaga can't speak English?
Well, glad we cleared that up, or that big surprise would totally have been lost on me.
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The Hardcore Disciple
Don Corleone
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Post by The Hardcore Disciple on Jun 26, 2008 5:56:34 GMT -5
Okay, I must admit, that would be pretty funny.
I do like the "Samoan pride" explanation, though. He should use that in one of his first solo promos.
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BrianZane
Team Rocket
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Post by BrianZane on Jun 26, 2008 6:26:42 GMT -5
You know what they should do? They should reveal he can speak English...but only through one of those vocoders like Kane had. Kane used a voice box/artifical larnyx. A vocoder is a voice synthesizer used in songs like "More Bounce to the Ounce" or "Mr. Roboto". ...which would be AWESOME!!
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BHB
Hank Scorpio
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Post by BHB on Jun 26, 2008 8:00:25 GMT -5
Good.
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Post by The Tank on Jun 26, 2008 8:15:10 GMT -5
How about this?
Youmanga indeed can talk, BUT...
...the only things he can say are the proverbs of Perry Saturn from when he was crazy.
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Jun 26, 2008 8:17:47 GMT -5
am i the only one who wants him to get knocked out by a chairshot and wake up thinking he's ymaga, the welsh savage? i just think the idea of a giant samoan talking like the cast of fireman sam is brilliant.
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Jun 26, 2008 8:24:30 GMT -5
I propose that Umaga start talking, but not in English. He should do a gimmick where all he does is make those wacky sound effects with his voice like Michael Winslow.
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nealo
Unicron
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Post by nealo on Jun 26, 2008 8:30:00 GMT -5
i think maybe he'll turn face and then start talking. he'll probably turn out sounding like Rikishi
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Post by Mad Johnny Maxx on Jun 26, 2008 9:06:09 GMT -5
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Post by big nasty on Jun 26, 2008 16:41:09 GMT -5
I'm still hoping for "Civillized Savage" Umaga, who speaks in a refined British accent. the "cockney bulldozer" umaga?
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Post by ironfan on Jun 26, 2008 17:10:27 GMT -5
Umaga : The BULLS *** Bulldozer!
His new entrance theme is a reprise of the RTC theme only instead of a red cross out, the words BULL**** go up on the Titantron.
Umaga interrupts any segments he deems as "Bull****" while wearing a suit and comes out with index cards and explains why this particular segment is bullcrap using detailed descriptions and fancy english words to express his feelings.
He then proceeds to destroy all involved in the "Bull****" segment.
Example:
Cousin Sal returns to Raw and he and Santino argue about how fat Roddy Piper is.
*Umaga's new theme hits*
Umaga : Excuse me gentlemen, but I have deemed this part of our broadcast as being complete bull****. I apologize for any inconvenicies my interruption will cause, but trust me, it is for the benefit of the busiess.
Umaga walks down and beats down Sal and Santino.
Umaga : The Bull**** has been Bulldozed. Carry on my friends!
*Umaga leaves and the show continues*
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Post by boxieness on Jun 26, 2008 21:31:36 GMT -5
this works for me because without the ability to cut promos you cant be taken to seriously
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JMA
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Post by JMA on Jun 26, 2008 22:11:06 GMT -5
I suspect they'll eventually turn him into a shoot fighter. Sort of like the transitions Taz went through: from savage to pseudo-MMA fighter.
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Jun 27, 2008 2:36:05 GMT -5
Umaga needs to come out and correct William Regal.
"It's UUUUUUMAGGAAA not YOUMANGGAAAA!"
Then he pours Regal's tea over his head.
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Post by ironfan on Jun 27, 2008 11:03:58 GMT -5
Actually, Rikishi is related to Umaga right? He is his Brother or Uncle right?
Umaga should turn face and do Rikishi's gimmick and bring back the stinkface!
It would be soooo funny to see MVP get a stinkface from UMAGA lol!
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