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Post by CENA THUG LIFE on Jun 26, 2008 3:45:20 GMT -5
weekend at bernies 3: jamaican me crazy
with jericho, adamle, kofi kingston, and undertaker (corpse)
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Jun 26, 2008 8:21:24 GMT -5
Bill and Ted with London and Kendrick Fixed? Also: the infamous finale to Revenge of the Sith: Palpatine - Vince Vader - Khali I want these 2. With the latter, cast Ron SImmons as luke and you're all set. Khali: Ron, Ghmblrg Fgh Yruh Fakfggh!!!! Ron: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!! Oh, and they have to do a parody of Hot Fuzz. CM Punk as the bitter and reserved Nicholas Angel Umaga as the obsese and inept, action-film obsessed Danny Butterman William Regal as seemingly kindly police chief who is in fact a killer, Frank Butterman. JBL as sinister yet flamoyant businessman Simon Skinner Gregory Helms reprises his old role as a journalist as Tim Messenger Khali as unintelligible cop Bob Walker Beth Phoenix as slightly frightening policewoman Doris Thatcher Miz & Morrison as argumentative asshole cops Andy Cartwright and Wainwright. Hawkins and Ryder as the rarely seen together Turner twins. Randy Orton as inept cop Tony Fisher. There's tons more perfect casting possibilities too- Vince in Bill nighys' role as the London police chief, and Kennedy & MVP as the smarmy London sergeant and inspector. Then there's al lthe smaller roles to fill....
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Post by The Tank on Jun 26, 2008 8:24:32 GMT -5
Brokeback Mountain with Cade and Murdoch. The Breakfast Club with Colin Delaney, Cody Rhodes, CM Punk, Kelly Kelly and Mickie James. How about a Justice League parody? Cena = Superman Undertaker = Batman HHH = Aquaman Melina or a black-haired Beth Phoenix = Wonder Woman The Big Show = Martian Manhunter Batista = Captain Marvel Shawn Michaels = The Flash Rey Mysterio = Atom Matt Hardy = The Green Lantern Jeff Hardy = Hawkman Kennedy = Plastic Man CM Punk = The Green Arrow Mickie James or Michelle McCool (for obvious reasons) = The Huntress Any other suggestions? no Gregory Helms as the Green Lantern or no dice Pssh... Gregory Helms can't be the Green Lantern. Green Lantern is black. (but seriously, yea, Helms=GL or movie=fail)
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ASYLUMHAUSEN
Fry's dog Seymour
GIFs | Shitposts | Fun
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Jun 26, 2008 8:29:03 GMT -5
Heartbreak Ridge with...well I have no idea who'd be the clint eastwood of this, maybe taker, but Jericho HAS GOT to be in the Mario Van Peebles roll (if you've seen the movie you should understand why this is essential and key)
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Post by theflyinhawaiian on Jun 26, 2008 9:37:01 GMT -5
am i the only one who thinks there should be a Ready to Rumble parody.......?
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Jun 26, 2008 12:38:34 GMT -5
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, starring Jesse and Festus.
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Jun 26, 2008 13:01:39 GMT -5
There Will Be Blood with Vince and Shane
Vince: You're nothing but a bastard in a basket dammit! Oh, and YOOOOOU'RE FIIIIIIRED!
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Marvelously Mediocre
Fry's dog Seymour
Beggin' for a little SWAGGAH!
Haha. What a story Mark.
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Jun 26, 2008 13:05:40 GMT -5
Matt Striker stars in Die Hard
yipee-kay-yes mother sexual intercourser.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Jun 26, 2008 13:11:31 GMT -5
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner: starring Michael Hayes and Mark Henry.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Jun 26, 2008 13:18:15 GMT -5
Summer School
Mr. Shoop -- Mike Adamle Ms. Bishop -- Mickie James Vice Principal Gills -- JBL Pam House -- Kelly Kelly (student who stayed at Mr. Shoop's house for a while) Francis 'Chainsaw' Gremp -- Paul London Dave Frazier (Chainsaw's Friend) -- Brian Kendrick Alan Eakian (nerdy kid) -- Colin Delaney
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Post by Tushingham Rimswell on Jun 26, 2008 16:33:32 GMT -5
Finlay & Hornswoggle could play the lead in Big.
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Dalek
Never Forgets an Octagon
I'm a good R-Truth.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Jun 26, 2008 16:42:05 GMT -5
The best blonde diva of the day could take Janet Leigh's place in a parody of the shower scene from the film from my sig. Trish or Stacy would have been ideal choices if they did it back then. Once the curtain is pulled open, they will do some kind of comedy twist, perhaps with the Boogeyman or the goofy character of the day doing something silly rather than menacing.
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Post by judodave on Jun 26, 2008 19:21:10 GMT -5
Ghostbusters:
Staring:
Colin Delaney Ron Simmons Matt Striker Hardcore Holly
And Undertaker as Stay Puff Marshmellow Man!
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Post by krazykarl77 on Jun 27, 2008 3:27:17 GMT -5
I know Rorschach is gonna KILL me when he sees this, but I HAVE to say it: JAWS, specifically the Indianapolis thing, with the following: John Cena as Chief Brody Shawn Michaels as Hooper ("Mary Ellen Moffit....she broke my heart!") and HHH as Quint. After the WrestleMania Goes Hollywood tagline, you'd spoof the overhead shot of the shark swimming by, only with Big Show in the role of the shark. HBK/Hooper: He's HUGE! Must be six feet....six and a half! HHH/Quint: SEVEN.....all 500 pounds of him! Cena/Brody: You're gonna need a bigger Ring(and poop and gay jokes)! ;D Fixed for comedy(ande wwe comedy)
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Post by Topher is Human on Jun 27, 2008 3:42:52 GMT -5
This is Spinal Tap.
Specifically the Guitar Solo/These Go To Eleven scene with HHH and Sledgie.
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Jun 27, 2008 10:49:01 GMT -5
Tremors, in which The Boogeyman creates an army of giant worms to attack a bunch of mid-carders and Divas. In the end Colin Delaney saves the day, thinks he gets to mack with Kelly Kelly at the end, but its Mae Young instead. And The Boogeyman eats all the dead worms. Or My Giant, with Tazz and The Great Khali, just for a bit of size-related humour and shenanigans. The Tremors parody has some merit, but it HAS HAS HAS to be Steve Blackman who saves the day. Go watch Tremors and tell me that Fred Ward DON'T look like Steve Blackman.
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Jun 27, 2008 13:41:58 GMT -5
Vince McMahon, There Will Be Wrestling
"I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE! I DRINK IT UP!!"
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Jun 27, 2008 13:44:49 GMT -5
Vince McMahon, There Will Be Wrestling"I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE! I DRINK IT UP!!" "I look at jobbers and I see absolutely nothing worth liking. I can't keep doing this on my own....not with these....... jobbers." "Ladies and Gentlemen. I've traveled over half of our great nation to be here with you all tonight. I couldn't get away sooner because my newest promotion acquisition was coming through and I went to see about it. Right now that promotion is churning out $21 million dollars in tape library funds transferred to DVD, and with the slashed expenses of releasing well known talent like Sabu, Balls Mahoney, and the Sandman, and replacing them with 'original' creations such as Colin Delaney, Kevin Thorn, and The Great Khali, and I stand to earn more than $90 million in one quarter-year time through television broadcasts, merchandising, and pay-per-view sales. So, Ladies and Gentlemen, when I say I'm a wrestling man, you will agree." "Now, you got a great chanct here, but if you're not careful, you can stand to lose it all. Of all the people out there, maybe one in 12 will be a wrestling man. The rest are...smarks who only stand to come between you and the wrestling man, and try to leech some of that money which, by all means, should rightfully come to you. I mean...me." "I'm fixed, Ladies and Gentlemen, like no other promoter in this business. I'm a family man. I run a family business, this is my son-in-law and partner, H.H.H. Plainview. I have connections in the television business, such connections come through making said connections lots of money through high ratings in the late 1990's. I can buy out apromotion, fire all of its major players, and replace them with developmental talent and second-string jobbers in 10 days, AND put up the cash to back my word." "But, no matter what those other spot-blowing, workrate-chiding yard tards promised you, when it comes to the showdown, at December to Dismember, this Sunday at 8 PM on Pay-Per-View, they won't be there."
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Jun 27, 2008 13:48:34 GMT -5
Edge and Vickie: My big fat Mexican wedding
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Post by brotherbruti on Jun 27, 2008 14:00:02 GMT -5
Talladega Nights with Bob Holly Only if Cody is Cal Naughton complete with moustache running up the track at an underwear clad Hardcore yelling "Please God don't let the invisible fire burn my friend!"
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