Tehboobz wants Ewa Sonnett
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Post by Tehboobz wants Ewa Sonnett on Jun 25, 2008 19:02:31 GMT -5
Just sitting here thinking to myself, and it occurred to me that there are a LOT of really great spoofs that WWE didn't do when WrestleMania went Hollywood. Of course, some are from recent movies, and some are from older films that, for some reason, the WWE didn't take advantage of.
So my question is this, oh Creative Crappers: If WrestleMania were to "Go Hollywood" again, what parodies, spoofs or send ups would you like to see?
I think a Juno spoof with Mickie and Cena would be AWESOME....and a Die Hard one with Steve Austin (or maybe HBK?) as McClaine and Regal as Gruber would kick all sorts of ass.
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Post by The Tank on Jun 25, 2008 19:04:20 GMT -5
The Matrix.
CM Punk as Neo.
Kennedy as Agent Smith.
Smith: We've been waiting for you, Mr. Anderson...
...Anderson.
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Post by edgehead on Jun 25, 2008 19:05:25 GMT -5
Well, I had stopped watching WWE for 2 years, and this was in the 2 years they did this. So I don't know if this movie was done, but I vote for:
1. The Godfather with Santino
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Tehboobz wants Ewa Sonnett
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Post by Tehboobz wants Ewa Sonnett on Jun 25, 2008 19:12:41 GMT -5
They Live with Shelton Benjamin and CM Punk.
Added Bonus: Have Piper walk by at the end, look at Punk and go, "They never DO put em on when ya ask em nice, do they?"
;D
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Post by Rocky Van Heineken on Jun 25, 2008 19:15:13 GMT -5
Trading Places with Vince and Shane as the old guys and Shelton Benjamin and Triple H as Eddie Murphy and Dan Akroyd.
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Post by The Tank on Jun 25, 2008 19:17:03 GMT -5
Yea, just in case people don't know what movies were done, here's a list:
Forrest Gump starring Eugene (cameo by William Regal)
Basic Instinct starring Chris Jericho, Christian, Chris Benoit, and Stacy Keibler (cameo by Moolah and Mae Young)
Braveheart starring Triple H (cameo by Ric Flair)
Dirty Harry starring The Undertaker
When Harry Met Sally starring Kurt Angle and Christy Hemme (cameo by Linda McMahon)
Pulp Fiction starring Booker T and Eddie Guerrero
A Few Good Men starring John Cena and JBL (cameo by Coach)
Gladiator starring Stone Cold Steve Austin
Taxi Driver starring everyone that wasn't in another trailer
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Post by MM is on a Drunken Patera Rant on Jun 25, 2008 19:18:33 GMT -5
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles with The Undertaker as Neil Page and Chris Jericho as Del Griffith.
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Post by edgehead on Jun 25, 2008 19:19:54 GMT -5
Cool Runnings with Kofi Kingston
Talladega Nights with Bob Holly
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Post by The Line on Jun 25, 2008 19:20:22 GMT -5
Bill and Ted with London and Kendrick
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Post by delurked on Jun 25, 2008 19:27:17 GMT -5
"My Dinner with Umaga"
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Tehboobz wants Ewa Sonnett
Don Corleone
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Post by Tehboobz wants Ewa Sonnett on Jun 25, 2008 19:28:52 GMT -5
I know Rorschach is gonna KILL me when he sees this, but I HAVE to say it:
JAWS, specifically the Indianapolis thing, with the following:
John Cena as Chief Brody
Shawn Michaels as Hooper ("Mary Ellen Moffit....she broke my heart!")
and HHH as Quint.
After the WrestleMania Goes Hollywood tagline, you'd spoof the overhead shot of the shark swimming by, only with Big Show in the role of the shark.
HBK/Hooper: He's HUGE! Must be six feet....six and a half!
HHH/Quint: SEVEN.....all 500 pounds of him!
Cena/Brody: You're gonna need a bigger boat!
;D
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Post by Threadkiller [Classic] on Jun 25, 2008 19:32:49 GMT -5
No Country For Old Men with Jim Ross as Sheriff Bell, CM Punk as Llewellyn Moss (he already has a briefcase, haha), and Finlay as Chigurh for laughs.
Speaking of Finlay and laughs, you could have him in a "There Will Be Blood" parody, just to hear him say "I'VE ABANDONED MY CHILD!" re: Hornswoggle, and talking about how he has a big straw that's going to reach across the table and drink your shamrock shake.
Or you could do it with Vince, since he loves to chew scenery. But it wouldn't be nearly as good.
Colin Delaney could be in a parody of The Incredible Hulk, just for the visual.
Oh, and put Chris Jericho in a Sweeney Todd parody. No reason, just seems like it would fit.
They could also do the obvious and put Shawn Michaels in "The Heartbreak Kid."
This is fun, more ideas later.
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Post by Shy Guy on Jun 25, 2008 19:34:52 GMT -5
kelly kelly as juno
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Tehboobz wants Ewa Sonnett
Don Corleone
Keeps his subtlety and knockers separated.
She's busty...she's Polish...and she will be mine!
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Post by Tehboobz wants Ewa Sonnett on Jun 25, 2008 19:41:17 GMT -5
No Country For Old Men with Jim Ross as Sheriff Bell, CM Punk as Llewellyn Moss (he already has a briefcase, haha), and Finlay as Chigurh for laughs. Speaking of Finlay and laughs, you could have him in a "There Will Be Blood" parody, just to hear him say "I'VE ABANDONED MY CHILD!" re: Hornswoggle, and talking about how he has a big straw that's going to reach across the table and drink your shamrock shake. Or you could do it with Vince, since he loves to chew scenery. But it wouldn't be nearly as good. Colin Delaney could be in a parody of The Incredible Hulk, just for the visual. Oh, and put Chris Jericho in a Sweeney Todd parody. No reason, just seems like it would fit. They could also do the obvious and put Shawn Michaels in "The Heartbreak Kid." This is fun, more ideas later. When you said that about Finlay....all I could think about was: "What's the most you've ever lost on a midget toss?" "Call it, Friendo." Cast Time White as the Counter Guy, and you're all set. |
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Post by Bobby Womack on Jun 25, 2008 19:48:38 GMT -5
i think delaney would be a better fit in juno than cena
anyway big daddy v and linda mcmahon - driving miss daisy
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Tehboobz wants Ewa Sonnett
Don Corleone
Keeps his subtlety and knockers separated.
She's busty...she's Polish...and she will be mine!
Posts: 1,533
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Post by Tehboobz wants Ewa Sonnett on Jun 25, 2008 19:57:39 GMT -5
How about John Morrison and Maria in Dirty Dancing?
"Nobody puts Baby in the corner!"
;D
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Post by WWE Trademarked My Name on Jun 25, 2008 20:16:08 GMT -5
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Tehboobz wants Ewa Sonnett
Don Corleone
Keeps his subtlety and knockers separated.
She's busty...she's Polish...and she will be mine!
Posts: 1,533
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Post by Tehboobz wants Ewa Sonnett on Jun 25, 2008 20:19:23 GMT -5
Mine too, man.
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Post by seano on Jun 25, 2008 20:29:18 GMT -5
Fixed? Also: the infamous finale to Revenge of the Sith: Palpatine - Vince Vader - Khali |
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Jun 25, 2008 20:31:14 GMT -5
Dogma.
Vince as Cardinal Glick, and Snitsky as Buddy Christ.
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