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Post by Rorschach on Jun 27, 2008 14:00:05 GMT -5
Vince McMahon, There Will Be Wrestling"I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE! I DRINK IT UP!!" Put this together with the "bastard in a basket" scene above, and you've got GOLD.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 27, 2008 15:29:54 GMT -5
They Live with Shelton Benjamin and CM Punk. Added Bonus: Have Piper walk by at the end, look at Punk and go, "They never DO put em on when ya ask em nice, do they?" ;D /Thread Over. ;D
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Post by Chainsaw on Jun 27, 2008 16:21:06 GMT -5
Vince McMahon, There Will Be Wrestling"I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE! I DRINK IT UP!!" "I look at jobbers and I see absolutely nothing worth liking. I can't keep doing this on my own....not with these....... jobbers." BALLGAME, MAGGLE!! "Ladies and Gentlemen. I've traveled over half of our great nation to be here with you all tonight. I couldn't get away sooner because my newest promotion acquisition was coming through and I went to see about it. Right now that promotion is churning out $21 million dollars in tape library funds transferred to DVD, and with the slashed expenses of releasing well known talent like Sabu, Balls Mahoney, and the Sandman, and replacing them with 'original' creations such as Colin Delaney, Kevin Thorn, and The Great Khali, and I stand to earn more than $90 million in one quarter-year time through television broadcasts, merchandising, and pay-per-view sales. So, Ladies and Gentlemen, when I say I'm a wrestling man, you will agree." "Now, you got a great chanct here, but if you're not careful, you can stand to lose it all. Of all the people out there, maybe one in 12 will be a wrestling man. The rest are...smarks who only stand to come between you and the wrestling man, and try to leech some of that money which, by all means, should rightfully come to you. I mean...me." "I'm fixed, Ladies and Gentlemen, like no other promoter in this business. I'm a family man. I run a family business, this is my son-in-law and partner, H.H.H. Plainview. I have connections in the television business, such connections come through making said connections lots of money through high ratings in the late 1990's. I can buy out apromotion, fire all of its major players, and replace them with developmental talent and second-string jobbers in 10 days, AND put up the cash to back my word." "But, no matter what those other spot-blowing, workrate-chiding yard tards promised you, when it comes to the showdown, at December to Dismember, this Sunday at 8 PM on Pay-Per-View, they won't be there."
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