thelesserevil
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Post by thelesserevil on Jul 14, 2008 6:04:56 GMT -5
I had the Bubonic Plague and died.
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Post by Xbox Live's Original Heel! on Jul 14, 2008 6:42:56 GMT -5
Had some bad injuries in my life (included being run over by my uncles truck...just crushed my lower legs though), but the most painful?
Well, um... I'm not 'cut', and my girlfriend and I were going at it, was going at it as hard as I could, and the bottom half my foreskin RIPPED OFF.
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General Zod
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Post by General Zod on Jul 14, 2008 7:24:54 GMT -5
I've suffered many injuries along my lifetime, but none of the pain I felt in those injuries compared to the pain I felt with my kidney stone.
It was large, jagged and rough, and I passed it the good 'ol fashioned, natural country way. It ripped the filters inside my kidneys and s-l-o-w-l-y tumbled it's way down my urethra over the course of 2 days. I was urinating blood and scabs, and aside from the simple act of passing the stone (imagine this thing ripping out the insides of your penis - it felt like someone put a cattle prod in my weiner-hole and let loose with 20,000 volts), just the sheer, dull ache and the immense pain I felt in my kidneys (my back and stomach area) for the days leading up to it passing was almost all I could bear. Even a day or so afterword, it hurt like a mother.
I've had the bottoms of my feet severely burned, my finger almost chopped off, torn muscles and my hand blasted all to hell, but nothing - nothing - compares to the pain I felt those two days.
I don't think anything ever will, either.
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Jul 14, 2008 7:38:19 GMT -5
Right now.....
My lower back is in extreme pain. It forced me to leave work early yesterday....
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gimmieabreakbrain
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Post by gimmieabreakbrain on Jul 14, 2008 7:53:48 GMT -5
I saw "No Holds Barred" in the theater. Worse pain there could ever be!
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Post by Childish Gambino on Jul 14, 2008 7:57:23 GMT -5
Have an injection into the top of my big toe so I could have an ingrowing toe nail removed. There is basically no flesh there, so it absolutely kills, I nearly fainted.
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Post by Chuckie Finster on Jul 14, 2008 8:11:11 GMT -5
Fingers (ring and pinky_ crunched on the hinge-side of a wooden oak door. Bent my fingernails and crunched the tip of the bones. Then getting holes drilled through said fingernails to drain the blood that had comes out underneath them.
I mean, not as bad as I can imagine a kidney stone can be, but thankfully I haven't had one.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jul 14, 2008 8:56:15 GMT -5
Last year I woke up with a really bad pain in my back. I could not get back to sleep and the pain lasted about two days. I was going to see a doctor about it but the pain went away before I got the chance.
I suspect I tore a muscle or something in my sleep. I move alot in my sleep.
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Post by Allison Reynolds on Jul 14, 2008 9:00:30 GMT -5
I fell out of a moving car and hit my head on the asphalt, when I was 4 years old. I can hardly remember the pain now though, it was so long ago. My most intense pain I can remember was a bad stomach pain that made me cry last year.
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Post by rogerworkman on Jul 14, 2008 9:05:48 GMT -5
Not really that bad a pain more of a feeling, but I landed on the top of my head on a bouncy castle and it seemed to reverberate down my body - I couldnt breathe, my lungs stung to hell, my eyes started welling up and puffing and my neck throbbed. after a minute it calmed down but i legit thought i'd broken something.
When i was 7 I rode my bike into a ditch full of nettles that stung everwhere.
EVERYWHERE.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2008 9:52:22 GMT -5
Had some bad injuries in my life (included being run over by my uncles truck...just crushed my lower legs though), but the most painful? Well, um... I'm not 'cut', and my girlfriend and I were going at it, was going at it as hard as I could, and the bottom half my foreskin RIPPED OFF. I don't think there was any need for you to tell that story. Ever.
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Post by bibboid on Jul 14, 2008 11:29:47 GMT -5
I had a surgery on my sinuses to clear out the tubes and fix a deviated septum. A few days after the surgery, I had to go back into the doctor's office for a "Nasal Debridement". That's where they jam a pair of forceps up your nostril and scrape off any scar tissue that is forming in your sinuses and yank it out your nose.
When I was leaving, the receptionist said that I was the only person she could ever remember who underwent the entire procedure without screaming in pain.
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Max
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im smokin skunk and poppin the truck to make me feel good
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Post by Max on Jul 14, 2008 11:31:39 GMT -5
Dunno but i bet you it hurt
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jul 14, 2008 11:56:57 GMT -5
I was a kid rode my bike onto a gravel pit, slipped, and ripped the flesh from my right arm on the gravel.
The real pain was afterwards, as the daily cleaning of the deep gash was like acid being poured on my arm three times a day.
Oh yeah, and back spasms, dear lord, back spasms.
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OriasPool
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Post by OriasPool on Jul 14, 2008 12:00:43 GMT -5
well besides the nerve problems I have which cause extreme problems with my ankle, I'd have to say the worst pain I've been in was being kicked in the balls by some kid who randomly walked up to me and kicked me for no reason. I didn't even know him at all. Man, I cannot tell you how difficult it is to control your anger and to prevent yourself from knocking a kid like that the f*** out. Luckily, even being a young teen I had enough sense to know that punching a 6 year old kid in the face was more trouble than it was worth. (Dealing with parents and such)
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Post by Dynamite Kid on Jul 14, 2008 12:03:33 GMT -5
It's a tie between two.
1. When I dislocated my knee. I screamed in pain and sat up immediately and it shlpucked back in. It was horrrrible.
2. Having toenails taken out. The surgery is fine, its the anaesthetic that's a killer. I'm talking literally eight or more EXCRUCIATING injections, per toe. Worst pain I've ever been in, although on the plus side I'm not afraid of the dentist or blood tests or any other injections any more, because no way in hell can it hurt that bad!
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Jul 14, 2008 12:30:59 GMT -5
Shattered my kneecap in '88. Fractured the same knee in '03. The shattering was far more painful. Ten times worse than what you could imagine it to be.
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Jul 14, 2008 12:36:03 GMT -5
Worst initial pain was either a groin tear or a rib popping.
Worst wrestling pain was going through a lighting tube covered table.
And up until my surgeries at the end of last year/start of this, I was in pretty much constant pain from my hip and ankles.
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AoDfan
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Post by AoDfan on Jul 14, 2008 12:46:56 GMT -5
Back when they finally figured out I was Diabetic. My blood sugar was over 900, and my body was shutting down. I was severely dehydrated, and slipping in an out of consciousness.
At one point when I was aware of things they asked if I wanted something for the pain, of course I said yes. It was an injection at the base of my spine. Thankfully I had passed out again cause they had to do it twice.
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Splinter
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Post by Splinter on Jul 14, 2008 12:59:30 GMT -5
Back when they finally figured out I was Diabetic Declared an SP. My blood sugar body thetan count was over 9000, and my body was shutting down. I was severely dehydrated, and slipping in an out of consciousness. At one point when I was aware of things they asked if I wanted something for the pain auditing on an e-meter, of course I said yes out of fear for my life. I was an injection butt raped at the base of my spine. Thankfully I had passed out again cause they had to do it twice. Thats when I was saved by Anonymous Fixed
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