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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2008 13:26:24 GMT -5
Wow, my story is nothing compared to all of these.
When I was about 4 or 5, I fell on to this wooden stepping block thing at a weird angle. It scraped a lot of the flesh off of my left leg. It was the first and only time I every saw the "white meat" on my own body. That hurt sooooooooooooo bad.
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Post by AoDfan on Jul 14, 2008 14:10:59 GMT -5
Back when they finally figured out I was Diabetic Declared an SP. My blood sugar body thetan count was over 9000, and my body was shutting down. I was severely dehydrated, and slipping in an out of consciousness. At one point when I was aware of things they asked if I wanted something for the pain auditing on an e-meter, of course I said yes out of fear for my life. I was an injection butt raped at the base of my spine. Thankfully I had passed out again cause they had to do it twice. Thats when I was saved by Anonymous Fixed WILLLL FOOOORRRD BRRIIIHHMM LAAAYYY HAAAAA
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Post by Annette on Jul 14, 2008 14:59:17 GMT -5
41 hours of back labor doesn't compare to the HELL that is gallstones. I literally asked for someone to kill me and I wasn't joking.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2008 15:02:25 GMT -5
well besides the nerve problems I have which cause extreme problems with my ankle, I'd have to say the worst pain I've been in was being kicked in the balls by some kid who randomly walked up to me and kicked me for no reason. I didn't even know him at all. Man, I cannot tell you how difficult it is to control your anger and to prevent yourself from knocking a kid like that the smurf out. Luckily, even being a young teen I had enough sense to know that punching a 6 year old kid in the face was more trouble than it was worth. (Dealing with parents and such) I still would've >_>
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Post by Dynamite Kid on Jul 14, 2008 15:40:06 GMT -5
Depends on whether anyone saw him do it. I'd have just taken him back to his parents, albeit roughly.
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Jul 14, 2008 19:28:42 GMT -5
Not involving needles, I'll tell ya a story.
My bro, my sis, and I were all playing a home run derby. My bro was at bat, I was on the hill (near my house to catch balls that didn't make the home run post which was a electrical pole), and my sis was across the street (to catch balls that went far). You throw the ball in the air, and hit the ball that way. My bro hit the ball, and...
it....
went...
all...
the...
way...
TO MY NUTS!
I was laying on the ground, laughing and crying at the spectacle that was probably the most inadvertenly funniest sports moment at my house off all time. My stomach hurt a lot after that, and the KFC for dinner didn't help, but yeah, thats my 'hurt' moment.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jul 14, 2008 21:42:00 GMT -5
Let's see. Could be the fractured left Collar bone when I was 11 that still clicks today.
Or the Cracked Molar that got infected.
Or the recurring left foot injury that makes me barely able to walk.
I'ma box o' parts
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Post by Kash Flagg on Jul 14, 2008 21:43:09 GMT -5
Kidney stones.
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Corporate H
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Post by Corporate H on Jul 14, 2008 21:45:23 GMT -5
Between slicing my fingers wide open twice and breaking my leg and wrist, I think they all hurt about the same.
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Post by Klutch on Jul 14, 2008 21:48:33 GMT -5
1. Broke two ribs and punctured a kidney 2. right now have 2 bulging discs in my back 3. when i was real young was stabbed right under the eye with one of those fat pencils 4. Rode my bike down the back of the levee and hit the brakes at the bottom, flew over the handlebars and then the bike caught air and landed on my head. 5. Had my fingers caught in the door of a baler, and couldn't yell for help from pain, I was eventually able to wiggle them out.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2008 0:10:47 GMT -5
Probably the worst was when I was 7 or 8 years old, I had a plantar wart on the bottom of my foot, which didn't hurt in itself, but was incredibly painful when the dermatologist tried to freeze it off with liquid nitrogen. After it came back, I had it removed with a lazer, which involved several injections into the bottom of my foot.
However, the most unbearable by far was a cluster migraine that lasted 3 months straight before one medication finally worked, but in the mean time, it felt like a hot drill in my left temple 24 hours a day.
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Post by cheeseisgood on Jul 15, 2008 0:23:41 GMT -5
Hm. I guess it might be removing bloody bandages from my freshly cut off toenail beds. That wasn't fun.
I hurt my knees all the time playing football. I just let them heal and they're fine.
Asthma attacks are also not fun, at all. It's like having someone sit on your chest while putting a bag over your head.
I also stepped on a nail when I was like, 9. While it was healing, I was running up the stairs barefooted, and the scab got caught on a piece of carpet and ripped it off. It left a nasty scar that wouldn't completely heal over for nearly eight more years.
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Post by darthalexander on Jul 17, 2008 2:18:40 GMT -5
When I was in grade six I "hyper-extended" (I believe that's what it's called...I may be wrong) my knee. That's then your leg bends backwards...it came close to breaking I'm sure. I wonder if it would have broken at the knee or what. I screamed for a good ten minutes. Kids laughed for the first five, but then I think they realized something was really wrong. Got 2 weeks off from school because of that.
The ultimate for me was landing on an upright metal pipe. My full body weight landed on my "jewels" and they got crushed between my body and the pipe. I was down for a good 15 minutes that time. I had a bruise on my crotch for about six weeks that was the size of dinner plate and turned every color in the spectrum over those weeks. To this day I don't know if I can even have kids!
I have never broken anything, and pray to god I don't. All of you that have, you have my deepest sympathies!
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Post by Alucard on Jul 17, 2008 2:26:25 GMT -5
Kidney stone.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jul 17, 2008 2:30:11 GMT -5
I have not had one. But I DREAD getting a Kidney Stone. Probably one of my biggest fears.
Especially after seeing 'Deadwood' when Al Swearengen was suffering from one.
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Post by Drink Up Me Cider on Jul 17, 2008 7:25:07 GMT -5
My night with the bottle of absinthe. I thought I was dieing and kept screaming 'call an ambulance!' but every one was like 'you're just drunk Matt, calm down'. Ugh it was horrible. I think I had my fist down my throat trying to throw up at one point.
Getting my chest tattooed was pretty painful, felt like I couldn't breathe.
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Post by Poutine is Awesome Food! on Jul 17, 2008 7:33:23 GMT -5
The first time a dislocated my knee.
Screamed like a girl.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Jul 17, 2008 7:36:08 GMT -5
Getting my big toenail yanked out.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2008 10:27:08 GMT -5
I had a contender today when my left testicle managed to turn itself upside down.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Jul 17, 2008 10:30:50 GMT -5
Getting dumped on my neck during a hockey game and cracking 3 vertebrae.
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