Rockhound
Unicron
Mugger Kitty Strikes Again!
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Post by Rockhound on Jul 17, 2008 10:53:11 GMT -5
Divorce.
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Bones58
Don Corleone
Shuup Baby, I know it!
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Post by Bones58 on Jul 17, 2008 10:54:18 GMT -5
It seems I've been really, really lucky so far in life compared to some of what you crappers have been through.
I've probably just jinxed myself by opening this thread.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jul 17, 2008 10:54:39 GMT -5
I had a contender today when my left testicle managed to turn itself upside down. How did that happen?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2008 11:00:12 GMT -5
Exercise bike. Things not being 'put back' properly after I peed.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jul 17, 2008 11:02:48 GMT -5
Exercise bike. Things not being 'put back' properly after I peed. Ouch.
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Post by Long A, Short A on Jul 17, 2008 18:59:43 GMT -5
Elbow surgery when I was sixteen. The afternoon it happened, I was without pain meds and I screamed like I was getting every whopping I ever got at once.
Oh, and I messed up my cousin yesterday when I told her about the student lunch lady got her one of girls caught in the cash register.
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on Jul 17, 2008 19:11:31 GMT -5
When I was 4, I was at the beach playing in the ocean when I got a hole punched into my knee; never sure what it was, but it got me right to the bone. I don't remember how much it hurt, though. My only clear memories of the event was the long wait for an ambulance and then the long ride to the hospital in a lifeguard's jeep after my mom refused to pay an ambulance fee.
Other than that, the only truly painful experience I can think of right now is when I tore a ligament in my knee at football practice. It just tingled for a bit after I was tackled, but it hurt like a bitch that night when I was trying to sleep.
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Jul 17, 2008 19:12:45 GMT -5
Have an injection into the top of my big toe so I could have an ingrowing toe nail removed. There is basically no flesh there, so it absolutely kills, I nearly fainted. Nice to meet another 'Crapper who went through that! Long story short, I had 5 surgeries on my left big toe between 12/02 and 3/05 (so 2+ years), and now I have a corner on the left side that is completely gone from "burn off".
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Jul 17, 2008 19:18:43 GMT -5
Hm. I guess it might be removing bloody bandages from my freshly cut off toenail beds. That wasn't fun. I've been there, and that sucks (corresponding to the post made minutes ago), but I've got one worse: having a doctor yank out a wick inserted at the removed nail site! I had five ingrown nail surgeries, and the first three had wicks (inserted to drain out any signs of infection). That crap hurt so bad...
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Post by cheeseisgood on Jul 17, 2008 19:21:16 GMT -5
Man, it sucks when during the burning off process, they jam the area being burned off with gauze. Even though it's numbed, it still hurts. And taking it out the next day is the worst.
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Post by A Magician Named SHAKE on Jul 17, 2008 19:25:40 GMT -5
This past Saturday, I was wrestling in an 8 man street fight here in Illinois, and it came down to me and this other guy that I was feuding with. This was to be the blowoff to our feud, so I decided to bleed. Anyway, when I did it, I apparently had too much adrenaline running through me, and went too deep. I was laying there thinking, "is anything coming?", I sat up, and well, pictures say it better: EDIT: Another angle of it Yup. It didnt hurt at first, but when I went to bed that night, my head was POUNDING.
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Jul 17, 2008 19:26:24 GMT -5
Man, it sucks when during the burning off process, they jam the area being burned off with gauze. Even though it's numbed, it still hurts. And taking it out the next day is the worst. I've never been through that one, though that must suck the big one.
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Post by cheeseisgood on Jul 17, 2008 19:26:31 GMT -5
Jesus f***ing f***!
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Post by Gopher Mod on Jul 17, 2008 19:39:42 GMT -5
This past Saturday, I was wrestling in an 8 man street fight here in Illinois, and it came down to me and this other guy that I was feuding with. This was to be the blowoff to our feud, so I decided to bleed. Anyway, when I did it, I apparently had too much adrenaline running through me, and went too deep. I was laying there thinking, "is anything coming?", I sat up, and well, pictures say it better: Yup. It didnt hurt at first, but when I went to bed that night, my head was POUNDING. Holy crap, I think that Muta would cry at that sight. That's gotta be fairly high along the Muta scale.
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