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Post by Silent Brad on Jul 27, 2008 20:48:20 GMT -5
So today I was shopping at Wal-Mart and I found a copy of American Psycho in the $5 bin (schwing!). And then I found a new pocket knife in the sporting goods department. When I walk up to the cashier and put down the dvd and the knife on the counter, he just looks up at me with this weird stare. Not a word was said. So what are some awkward things that have happened to you?
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jul 27, 2008 20:55:32 GMT -5
Once during a really hot day while I was Christmas shopping I wore white shorts with a pair of boxer briefs under them. Bad Bad Idea.
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Post by Hidden Jake on Jul 27, 2008 20:56:18 GMT -5
Having to go up to one of my old teachers who works at a local media store and ask to special order the Wrestlecrap Book of Lists you should of seen her face when she saw the cover <_<
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Post by Dangery Scubba on Jul 27, 2008 20:57:06 GMT -5
Probably getting caught on a horrible zipper day while at work...
Nothing's was as bad for me as walking the big aisle at Target with a faulty fly.
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Post by Tehboobz wants Ewa Sonnett on Jul 27, 2008 20:59:38 GMT -5
Attempting to buy a SCORE porno DVD......and realizing the cashier is a girl you not only knew in High School.....but had a secret crush on.
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Post by Dangery Scubba on Jul 27, 2008 21:03:07 GMT -5
Remembered one.
Having your semi attractive, 50 year old high school physics teacher surprise you with a neck massage in the middle of class.
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Jul 27, 2008 21:07:08 GMT -5
One day at school, during lunch, I was with my friends, one of them a girl I really liked at the time, and I pull the girl back, by pushing on her chest, like I do for everyone. Me and her literally stood in silence when I looked down and my right hand was cupped perfectly around her left breast.
It was truly an anime moment, yet she had no major reaction to it(must be from everyone groping her). It was awkward, especially because I didn't feel her tit in my hand until I looked down at my hand. The amazing part is, I don't know how I couldn't feel her breast in my hand, as well, she has really good sized tits(high B-low C cup). I gotta tell ya though, it was AWESOME! Her boob was so soft, firm, and squishy all at the same time. ;D
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Claw died
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Post by Claw died on Jul 27, 2008 21:11:45 GMT -5
One day at school, during lunch, I was with my friends, one of them a girl I really liked at the time, and I pull the girl back, by pushing on her chest, like I do for everyone. Me and her literally stood in silence when I looked down and my right hand was cupped perfectly around her left breast. It was truly an anime moment, yet she had no major reaction to it(must be from everyone groping her). It was awkward, especially because I didn't feel her tit in my hand until I looked down at my hand. The amazing part is, I don't know how I couldn't feel her breast in my hand, as well, she has really good sized tits(high B-low C cup). I gotta tell ya though, it was AWESOME! Her boob was so soft, firm, and squishy all at the same time. ;D ...Did it feel like a bag of sand?
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Post by chotliwala on Jul 27, 2008 21:13:14 GMT -5
Was in newspaper class and look over at the computer of the kid sitting next to me and see that he's Googling something so I ask him "What's neuroblastoma?"
He answers: "The cancer I had when I was little."
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Jul 27, 2008 21:15:59 GMT -5
I was working at the state fair one year, and during one slow moment, I got thinking about Larry the Cable Guy jokes. Specifically, "I was madder than a guy with a harelip tryin' to order worcheshire sauce at a restaurant." I look up and, swear to the good Lord above, guy with a harelip RIGHT in front of me.
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Post by CM Crünk is teh 'CRAP! on Jul 27, 2008 21:18:28 GMT -5
Vacation a year ago I was at this changing place for a pool area in Mexico. This attractive girl walks into the mens restroom/changing area and starts to undress because she thought that it was the womens because the signs were in spanish, but no sign to signal that it was male place. I walk out naked, and stare at her for like two minutes both naked and then she changed, and I told her that it was the men changing area after she got her clothes on. It was kind of awkard but she wasn't freaked out or anything. I saw her after that and I asked her, and she said she didn't understand Spanish. I was cool with it afterwards.
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Post by Munkie91087 on Jul 27, 2008 21:26:16 GMT -5
When I was 13 my mother walked in on me masturbating. Yeah that was bad.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 27, 2008 21:34:17 GMT -5
When I was 13 my mother walked in on me masturbating. Yeah that was bad. Did she walk into the line of fire? Were you reading her Glamour magazine at the time?
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Jul 27, 2008 21:36:42 GMT -5
One day at school, during lunch, I was with my friends, one of them a girl I really liked at the time, and I pull the girl back, by pushing on her chest, like I do for everyone. Me and her literally stood in silence when I looked down and my right hand was cupped perfectly around her left breast. It was truly an anime moment, yet she had no major reaction to it(must be from everyone groping her). It was awkward, especially because I didn't feel her tit in my hand until I looked down at my hand. The amazing part is, I don't know how I couldn't feel her breast in my hand, as well, she has really good sized tits(high B-low C cup). I gotta tell ya though, it was AWESOME! Her boob was so soft, firm, and squishy all at the same time. ;D ...Did it feel like a bag of sand? Not really, I just know it was soft, firm, and squishy.
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Post by Munkie91087 on Jul 27, 2008 21:37:26 GMT -5
When I was 13 my mother walked in on me masturbating. Yeah that was bad. Did she walk into the line of fire? Were you reading her Glamour magazine at the time? She walked in mid-stroke. Never did finish. Also I was "reading" The Victoria Secret Catalog.
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Post by CM Crünk is teh 'CRAP! on Jul 27, 2008 21:39:36 GMT -5
Did she walk into the line of fire? Were you reading her Glamour magazine at the time? She walked in mid-stroke. Never did finish. Also I was "reading" The Victoria Secret Catalog. I thought it would be a legit porno. My mom gets Victoria Secret Catalogs all the time. I mostly read it to see what the womens fashion is underneath.
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Post by Munkie91087 on Jul 27, 2008 21:41:48 GMT -5
She walked in mid-stroke. Never did finish. Also I was "reading" The Victoria Secret Catalog. I thought it would be a legit porno. My mom gets Victoria Secret Catalogs all the time. I mostly read it to see what the womens fashion is underneath. In my defense, I was 13 and didn't really know the pleasures of the internet yet. Or stealing playboys. The real problem was at that time, I was the only male in the house so I couldn't just take my dad's playboys.
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Post by Silent Brad on Jul 27, 2008 21:43:35 GMT -5
Did she walk into the line of fire? Were you reading her Glamour magazine at the time? She walked in mid-stroke. Never did finish. Also I was "reading" The Victoria Secret Catalog. It's happened to the best of us my friend.
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Post by Max on Jul 27, 2008 21:44:41 GMT -5
She walked in mid-stroke. Never did finish. Also I was "reading" The Victoria Secret Catalog. I thought it would be a legit porno. My mom gets Victoria Secret Catalogs all the time. I mostly read it to see what the womens fashion is underneath. so you read victorias secret....to read it
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Post by kretchpoof on Jul 27, 2008 21:45:59 GMT -5
I was walking out of an important meeting when I let out a little fart. I kept talking to try to cover it up, but I don't think I was successful.
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