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Post by jumbo jim on Jul 27, 2008 21:46:52 GMT -5
i once grabbed my spanish teachers ass by mistake and she gave me a wierd stare and i just left fast without saying anything and she had a nice ass and is very attractive
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Post by CM Crünk is teh 'CRAP! on Jul 27, 2008 21:48:37 GMT -5
I thought it would be a legit porno. My mom gets Victoria Secret Catalogs all the time. I mostly read it to see what the womens fashion is underneath. so you read victorias secret....to read it I kind of want to get into the fashion industry, clothes has always appealed to me.
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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Jul 27, 2008 21:51:46 GMT -5
Smacking one of my teacher's asses by accident thinking she was a female friend of mine. I am LUCKY to get off of it with only a 1 day suspension because my female friend explained its just a thing me and her do to greet each other.
Walking in on my sister showering, the bathroom door was open and I walked in half asleep
Another friend of mine showing me and my friend pictures of her boobs
Getting aroused during class and walking in an awkward way to make sure no one looked...it didn't work
My cousin's(now ex) girlfriend leaning over the counter(the kitchen has a table in the middle of it thats stuck to the ground. I couldn't go around her because my aunt was in the closet looking for food to cook) so I walk behind her sideways, he walks in and it looks like I'm dickassing her
Another awkward moment with his current girl where me and her were bumping and grinding(it took me a while to realize who it was)
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Post by rrm15 on Jul 27, 2008 21:52:54 GMT -5
Sometime in February earlier this year I was talking to a friend of mine while she was on a bench on campus sitting next to some random girl. At the time, I had been talking to a cheerleader from our school, who was basically a stereotype of every cheerleader ever. While talking to my friend, I started saying something along the lines of "Yeah, shes a cheerleader so whenever we're hanging out I have to be around her dumb cheerleader friends listening to them talk about stupid crap"...
...when the girl sitting next to my friend turned to me and smiled at me as I recognized her as being one of "her dumb cheerleader friends".
I basically just shut the f*** up and quickly excused myself.
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Post by Tim on Jul 27, 2008 22:14:57 GMT -5
One rather recently, a few weeks ago me, my friend, and his girlfriend were sitting in an empty hallway waiting for our other friend. I see a random post-it note on the ground. So I grab it, and go to put it on the bottom of my friend's shoe. He's across the hallway, so I lean forward to put it on his shoe...and let out a loud fart that echoes. I just froze for like 30 seconds then we all just laughed.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jul 27, 2008 22:21:13 GMT -5
This happened years ago, back when stores rented VHS tapes.
I took the video out of the VCR because I thought it was the last thing I had watched, and returned it to the store. It wasn't. It was one of my old roomate's porno tapes. I then get a call from the store that I returned the wrong video to them. They said "Mr. Schlapowitz* we recieved the wrong tape from you. You rented The Perfect Storm, but you returned a tape called Sodomania 7." So now the people at the video store thought I was a perv because it was called Sodomania, and if I had Sodomania 7, that means I had obviously (in their eyes) owned Sodomania 1-6. Going back with the right tape wasn't one of my favorite experiences.
*Real name not used to protect forum kayfabe.
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Post by jamin90 on Jul 27, 2008 22:37:13 GMT -5
Conversation I had with some school friends after a party we went to at a girls house
Me - "Her family's alright, brother seems kinda shy though." Friend - "What brother? I know she has a sister. When did you meet a brother?" Me - "...The teenaged guy living with them, I assumed it was her brother. What, a cousin or something?" Friend - "...That's her sister..."
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Post by Annette on Jul 27, 2008 23:10:39 GMT -5
The only one comes to mind is having to tell a lady where the bathroom was after she crapped her pants in the lobby of my work, about 2 feet away from me.
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Post by jfbop37 on Jul 27, 2008 23:44:01 GMT -5
Was having dinner with friends (best friend and wife) when their dog decided to go into their bathroom and returned with with her used maxi-pad.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Jul 27, 2008 23:46:08 GMT -5
Having to go up to one of my old teachers who works at a local media store and ask to special order the Wrestlecrap Book of Lists you should of seen her face when she saw the cover <_< You should've said "Hey, at least I'm reading!"
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Post by ThereIsNoAbsurdistOnlyZuul on Jul 28, 2008 0:17:12 GMT -5
Several.
The words "Hey! Do you want to see my new tattoo/piercing?" is always, ALWAYS ominous.
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Post by wrestlingfan1023™ on Jul 28, 2008 0:18:09 GMT -5
having someone asking me what the word "c***" Means
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Post by Version Two on Jul 28, 2008 1:16:06 GMT -5
I asked my cousin, who only has one arm as the result of a birth defect, if he needed a hand with something. I felt terrible but he laughed so it was okay.
I wasn't trying to mess with him either.
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Post by Topher is Human on Jul 28, 2008 1:37:28 GMT -5
So, me and my work mates where heading to a party at a night club, so we ordered hired a bus for the night. The driver looked HEAPS like one of hte other workmates who didn't (quiet type), I mean it looked like it was his father.
So needless to say we were giving him some shit about it the next day at work, until I walk up to him and ask "Where's your dad going tonight?" to which he replied "Not sure, never met him"
Luckily i had just finished my shift and was on my way out.
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Jul 28, 2008 3:33:57 GMT -5
One time when I was about 12 or 13 and my cousin was about 10 or 11. We were in his bedroom supposed to be sleeping but instead were talking about hot chicks (since his walls were plastered with them). We were talking about which ones we'd like to see make out with each other and yadda yadda. So then he goes out to the kitchen to get some water and passes through the living room where my mom and his mom (my aunt, duh) were watching TV. I then hear the following conversation.
Aunt: Why aren't you asleep yet?
Cousin: *rather excitedly* Scott and I are talking about lesbians!
My mom: Ohh reallly?
Cousin: Yeah. Night.
Thank God it never came up again after that.
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Post by Da (No Sold) 7-1-3 Itch on Jul 28, 2008 4:01:47 GMT -5
Walking up the stairs at school
I'm swingin my arms back and forth while I'm climbing the steps
Then in the most random and sudden moment in my life:
My arm swings back, with my hand/palm open, my hand slaps and perfectly cups a girls breast below me
I look down and see her looking up at me while my hand is cupping her boob
We catch eyes and it seems like a forever-lasting awkward moment
I then realize I have to let go, so I do and say I'm sorry and keep walking
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Post by jameson34656 on Jul 28, 2008 5:05:18 GMT -5
Smacking one of my teacher's asses by accident thinking she was a female friend of mine. I am LUCKY to get off of it with only a 1 day suspension because my female friend explained its just a thing me and her do to greet each other. Walking in on my sister showering, the bathroom door was open and I walked in half asleep Another friend of mine showing me and my friend pictures of her boobs Getting aroused during class and walking in an awkward way to make sure no one looked...it didn't work My cousin's(now ex) girlfriend leaning over the counter(the kitchen has a table in the middle of it thats stuck to the ground. I couldn't go around her because my aunt was in the closet looking for food to cook) so I walk behind her sideways, he walks in and it looks like I'm dickassing her Another awkward moment with his current girl where me and her were bumping and grinding(it took me a while to realize who it was) You know, you have awesome stories.
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Jul 28, 2008 6:38:37 GMT -5
not me (i swear), but one of my friends told me a story of him doing the five knuckle shuffle to a porno vid, when he heard his mum turning the doorknob. as he didn't have much time, the only thing he managed to do before she came in was stop the video. however, he didn't know what show was on the TV, so as soon as he stopped the tape, his mother walked in to see him wanking to, wait for it... the antiques roadshow.
as for me, i once was making eyes with a girl at a party who was sat on her own, as a load of her friends went off to dance. so i go over and ask why she isn't dancing. her response "i can hardly dance, can i?". i insist, and keep pestering her in a friendly manner, until she just turns to me and goes "you wanna take the piss, that's fine, but you've made your joke, now f*** off, yeah?" i start apologising asking what i've done wrong and saying i didn't mean to offend her, but she's having none of it, and says "you know what, i'm going home". she then pulls a WHEELCHAIR from under the table, and leaves.
oh, and there was the time i accidentally cupped the mayor's testes in front of the entire local media. he was trying to get publicity by reaching out to young people in the local community or some wank like that, and i got into a proper debate about hierarchy and all that with him, which i thought would be in the article, but instead i turned to say something and, in the process of talking with my hands, grabbed his bollocks, which ended up being the focus of the article. they even put the picture of the nad-cuppage in the paper as well.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2008 6:42:00 GMT -5
^ Your two stories are among the best I've ever heard. Especially the first one.
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Post by CM Crünk is teh 'CRAP! on Jul 28, 2008 7:10:29 GMT -5
When I was in fourth grade, one of the hot chicks at our school showed her boobs at a playground at night when we were all hanging out, and some kid yell, "is that it?". It was really awkward.
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