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Post by strykerdarksilence on Jul 28, 2008 7:35:25 GMT -5
I can be honest/blunt to a fault at times, and it's caused many an awkward moment.
Catching up with a guy I played rugby with as a kid, who I hadn't seen in years.
He says "How's your Dad? He was really cool with us"
"I don't know, I don't see him much"
"Has he moved away? Man he was really fun as our coach"
"No, he's still in the same place. We did lose virtually every game that season though"
"I remember he would buy us all McDonalds when we played away"
To which I reply, completely not thinking "Really? All I remember is him hitting me, my Mum and my Brothers and being a controlling piece of ****"
Cue awkward silence.
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Post by rogerworkman on Jul 28, 2008 7:55:44 GMT -5
The morning after a legendary night before.
The whole morning was an awkward silence.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2008 8:09:59 GMT -5
When I was in fourth grade, one of the hot chicks at our school showed her boobs at a playground at night when we were all hanging out, and some kid yell, "is that it?". It was really awkward. That is such a South Park moment. |
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Post by Grendel on Jul 28, 2008 8:27:48 GMT -5
I don't know if this was really awkward or not, but walked into a bathroom at a bar and a guy was nailing his girlfriend on the counter with the sinks on them. Well, I really had to go, and the urinals were right next to them ...
So I said to myself "What the hell?" and mentally shrugged and went over to the urinals. So I looked over and gave them a friendly nod and said, "How's it going?" while going about my business. We exchanged pleasantries and I made good god damn sure to use the sinks at the other end of the restroom to wash my hands.
I wish I could say that I made this all up, but the truth is stranger than fiction.
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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Jul 28, 2008 8:38:32 GMT -5
When these two girls I was kind of sleeping with around the same time (I was single mind you), came in TOGETHER to my place of work and confronted me.
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Post by spec on Jul 28, 2008 9:27:38 GMT -5
I was on the dancefloor at my sisters wedding and the Best Man's wife comes up and starts grinding with me, bends right over and rubs her ass all over my crotch. I didn't know what the hell to do, if I walked away it would just draw more attention and probably be even more embarrassing for her (she was wasted - I think!) so I just kinda kept going feeling extremely awkward. I guess in hindsight I should've just turned away subtly quicker than i actually eventually did but it was so unexpected and took me by surprise that i was just like wtf at the time. The guy wasn't around at that point so he didn't see, but i'm pretty sure some of his friends did and told him so I just tried to avoid him the rest of the night as I can imagine who he would've blamed for it.
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Post by CM Crünk is teh 'CRAP! on Jul 28, 2008 10:52:20 GMT -5
I was on the dancefloor at my sisters wedding and the Best Man's wife comes up and starts grinding with me, bends right over and rubs her ass all over my crotch. I didn't know what the hell to do, if I walked away it would just draw more attention and probably be even more embarrassing for her (she was wasted - I think!) so I just kinda kept going feeling extremely awkward. I guess in hindsight I should've just turned away subtly quicker than i actually eventually did but it was so unexpected and took me by surprise that i was just like wtf at the time. The guy wasn't around at that point so he didn't see, but i'm pretty sure some of his friends did and told him so I just tried to avoid him the rest of the night as I can imagine who he would've blamed for it. That happened to me once, but I was 16 and the girl was like 21 at the dance at the wedding. Everyone there was drunk. |
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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Jul 28, 2008 11:24:33 GMT -5
Smacking one of my teacher's asses by accident thinking she was a female friend of mine. I am LUCKY to get off of it with only a 1 day suspension because my female friend explained its just a thing me and her do to greet each other. Walking in on my sister showering, the bathroom door was open and I walked in half asleep Another friend of mine showing me and my friend pictures of her boobs Getting aroused during class and walking in an awkward way to make sure no one looked...it didn't work My cousin's(now ex) girlfriend leaning over the counter(the kitchen has a table in the middle of it thats stuck to the ground. I couldn't go around her because my aunt was in the closet looking for food to cook) so I walk behind her sideways, he walks in and it looks like I'm dickassing her Another awkward moment with his current girl where me and her were bumping and grinding(it took me a while to realize who it was) You know, you have awesome stories. I only speak the truth |
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Post by bibboid on Jul 28, 2008 11:28:19 GMT -5
I once went through the checkout line at the supermarket with a bottle of bourbon, a can of whipped cream, a cucumber and a box of condoms.
The girl at the register gave me a very strange look.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Jul 28, 2008 11:32:43 GMT -5
This one time I ran into a guy I used to work with. His wife was pregnant right before I had left to start my new job. So when I asked him how his kid was it was I get '' oh................. yeah found out he wasn't my kid.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Jul 28, 2008 12:34:02 GMT -5
Telling a rude customer "f*** you" only to realize the next customer was her mom.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jul 28, 2008 12:51:15 GMT -5
Walking straight into the women's restroom and not realizing it until I walk out of one of the stalls and my female friend is just finishing up and washing her hands.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Jul 28, 2008 12:55:02 GMT -5
Telling a rude customer "f*** you" only to realize the next customer was her mom. I think that this story is 1000X more awesome just because it's about Kash telling off this person. |
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Post by darthalexander on Jul 28, 2008 13:14:02 GMT -5
A few:
One time I was talking about a girl in school and how weird she was. Unfortunately her big fat sister was on the bus as well. I didn't know the weird girl even had a sister, or a big one like that...my friend told me after she got off the bus having given me a disgusted look.
I saw a neighbor naked once. She avoided me like the plague for about a year until finally we had to share an elevator. She didn't know what to say, nor did I, so we did the most inane chit-chat. Yes, she was hot.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Jul 28, 2008 13:22:00 GMT -5
Telling a rude customer "f*** you" only to realize the next customer was her mom. I think that this story is 1000X more awesome just because it's about Kash telling off this person. I knew you'd like that. |
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Post by Grendel on Jul 28, 2008 13:38:36 GMT -5
Okay, I got another one for you. I was hanging out at my buddy Scotty's place watching a football game. The usual gang was there, but one guy had brought a cousin of his. He looked to be about 25 or so, and at first he was quiet.
Well, as we started partying and watching the game, he started saying some rather childish things. Now I was pretty much an asshole back then so in the second quarter, I look at him and say, "What are you, 12?" with a bit of scorn in my voice. Well, I had been drinking and the game had me a bit worked up, so I had about enough of his rather inane child like comments.
Well, at halftime we went out into the kitchen to get some grub, and the guy's cousin told me that he had been in some kind of accident and actually, his mental age was around that of a 12 year old. I felt like a heel, and not in a good way.
At least when I talked to the guy later, he was over it already. But the look on his face when I slammed him earlier was like he had just been punched in the stomach. His eyes got all watery like he was about to cry and everything.
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