Dolph Zalgo
Don Corleone
He who waits behind the walls
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Aug 16, 2008 3:41:10 GMT -5
The lights go out and when they go back on Joe has a boner.
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Post by Ryushinku on Aug 16, 2008 9:01:48 GMT -5
The lights got out, then come back on to show Angle dressed as AJ and AJ dressed as Angle...and both looking extremely puzzled.
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Post by KingPopper on Aug 16, 2008 9:38:04 GMT -5
Lights go out and AJ Styles and Kurt Angle turn into Jarrett and Sting, lights go back out and their back to normal.
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Aug 16, 2008 10:54:35 GMT -5
The lights go out and when they come back on Christopher Daniels is standing in the ring with a mic in one hand and the Curry Man mask in the other. He holds up the mask, looks into the camera and says "Deal with it." Wait, so you'd have Christopher Daniels come back from his long hiatus and the first you'd have him do is attack Curry Man?
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wrestlingfan1023™
Trap-Jaw
God Whoever Thought Of this Gimmick Should be Shot
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Post by wrestlingfan1023™ on Aug 16, 2008 11:08:42 GMT -5
The lights go out.The Light come back on and angle is wearing Poka dot trunks.o.0
AMERICAN DREAM!!!
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Aug 16, 2008 11:18:03 GMT -5
The lights go out and comeback on Kip James and Lance Hoyt are standing in the ring confused. Fan wondering where the hell Angle and Styles went. Impact ends. Next week nothing is ever said about where Angle and Styles went or how Kip James and Lance Hoyt got there.
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Mr.K-itty
Don Corleone
I watch Sesame Street daily
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Post by Mr.K-itty on Aug 16, 2008 11:38:05 GMT -5
The lights go out and when they return Angle and Styles both have funny hats. 3 SECOND POSE!
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Post by sunnytaker on Aug 16, 2008 11:58:19 GMT -5
lights go out and come back only AJ has the bat and Angle the guitar. they look at what they're holding with confused looks on their faces, they toss the objects across to each other so they have the right one again and get back to their "i'm gonna bash your head in" poses.
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Post by C.B Jones on Aug 16, 2008 12:26:15 GMT -5
The lights so out, when they come back on the crowd is gone. This causes West and Tenay to freak out because they are both easily excitable.
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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Aug 16, 2008 12:57:58 GMT -5
The lights come back on and Vickie Guerrero is in the ring "EXCUSE ME...EXCUSE ME...I HAVE SOMETHING SAY!"
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mrjl
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by mrjl on Aug 16, 2008 13:27:09 GMT -5
The lights go out,and when they come back on,they've traded spots and they're both like "WTF?!?" Yeah, they should definately do something where they have no idea what's really going on. "Seriously folks, I know I keep saying it's Sting but I really have no idea who's doing this. Just all of a sudden the lights are out and somebody sticks something in my hand." And bak to the original joke. The lights go out and it's a live snake. THat goes after the person holdin it.
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Aug 16, 2008 15:17:57 GMT -5
They keep pulling out progresively bigger bats/guitars like the Looney Tunes bit with guns. Id so mark for this
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Post by Mongo & Pepe: Back in Black on Aug 16, 2008 18:54:13 GMT -5
The lights go out and when they come back on AJ is holding Frankie the parrot.
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Post by Single H on Aug 16, 2008 19:03:01 GMT -5
The lights go out and come back on Vince McMahon is standing in the ring and Vince Russo is about to join the 'Vince McMahon kiss my ass club' as Sting and Jarret are getting beat up by Cena and Batista
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Post by The Tank on Aug 16, 2008 19:07:29 GMT -5
The lights go out, and when they come back on.........
.........Chris Harris is in the ring, bitching about how TNA never uses him!
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Post by KingPopper on Aug 16, 2008 19:58:24 GMT -5
lights go out and Angle is wearing an 3:16 jacket and a can of beer and AJ is wearing Macho Man hat and glasses.
Oh wait nevermind.
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Post by lildude8218 on Aug 16, 2008 20:20:44 GMT -5
I'm thinking they should do an Impact that starts with AJ and Angle in the ring, the lights go out, when they come back on Angle has the bat. Tenay and West freak out about Sting. The lights go out and when they come on AJ has a guitar. Tenay and West freak out about Jarrett. The lights go out and when they come back on The Rock N Rave Infection are in the ring performing a song Fixed.
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Albino Heat
Don Corleone
You're a nasty bastard, and your momma said so!!
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Post by Albino Heat on Aug 16, 2008 23:53:35 GMT -5
The lights go out, and when they come back on, both AJ and Kurt are wearing parachute pants.
"Stop! HAMMER TIME!"
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Post by Diddly on Aug 17, 2008 0:38:36 GMT -5
The lights go out, and when they come back on, George Lucas has digitally altered the show, renaming it "iMPACT! Special Edition".
Changes include the Impact Zone looking like a 12,000+ seat arena filled to capacity, a 4 sided ring is right next to the 6 sided one to please TNA haters, wrestlers come to the ring inside lead-lined refrigerators, and all the wrestlers speak Gungan.
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Post by shouldknowbetter on Aug 17, 2008 7:42:23 GMT -5
The lights go out and when they come back on... Kurt is in facepaint and arm tassles, shaking the ropes in a frenzy.
The lights go out again and when they come back on... Kurt and AJ are transfixed by a giant egg at ringside.
The lights go out again and when they come back on... Karen Angle has replaced Kurt, wearing his ring attire and mouthguard.
The lights go out again and when they come back on... Kurt returns in one of Karen's dresses.
The lights go out again and when they come back on... Kong and Abyss are making out in the ring.
The lights go out again and when they come back on... Matt Morgan and Jim Cornette are making out in the ring.
The lights go out again and when they come back on... Don West has been replaced by Mick Foley.
The lights go out again and when they come back on... David Arquette is in full Sting attire pinning Joe for the belt.
That should kill a few minutes at least. Oh and when they return from the break, they should do a split screen of what happened during the commercials, with the catch-up screen just completely black.
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