The lights go out and...

[somsta]

I'm thinking they should do an Impact that starts with AJ and Angle in the ring, the lights go out, when they come back on Angle has the bat. Tenay and West freak out about Sting. The lights go out and when they come on AJ has a guitar. Tenay and West freak out about Jarrett. The lights go out and when they come back on Angle has a 2X4. Tenay and West freak out about Duggan. The lights go out and when they come back on AJ has a cast on his arm. West and Tenay freak out about Bob Orton. And so on and so on. Any ideas for two hours worth of gimmicks to keep it going?

[chairshotshurthead]

The lights go out and Angle's got a sledgehammer.

[Rocky Van Heineken]

The lights go out and stay out.

[EJS]

They keep pulling out progresively bigger bats/guitars like the Looney Tunes bit with guns.

[Deleted]

The lights go out and when they return Angle and Styles both have funny hats.

[Tyfo]

The lights go out and when they come back on both AJ and Angle are pointing to the sky like Sabu.

[unbeliever]

the lights go out and come back on with the ring upside down standing on its ringposts with angle and AJ standing in the bowl of the upturned ring. angle goes for AJ but trips over a table thats there for no reason

[G✇JI☈A]

I would like to see Sting in the ring and the lights go out. And the lights come back on before Sting can get to a place out of sight of the audience and cameras.

So you can see him just walking threw a door as the lights come back up Mr Burns style.

[thatguybayne]

The light go out and come back on the find AJ holding a Guitar Hero guitar.

SWERVE!

[ddt]

The lights go out and every single person who moans and complains about everything TNA does is gone.

[chairshotshurthead]

The lights got out and when they come back, the fans are gone.

[TheKillShot]

The lights go out and William FRICKIN' REGAL comes out.

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Okay - this is one I'd actually like to see them do:

Angle and AJ in the ring fighting. The lights go. They come back on and Styles and Angle both have big fake mustaches on. They continue fighting and everyone (including West and Tenay) ignore the mustaches for the rest of the match.

[ghettooverlord]

Aug 15, 2008 2:09:40 GMT -5 Rocky Van Heineken said:

The lights go out and stay out.

lol

[tigermaskxxxvii]

Aug 15, 2008 3:15:27 GMT -5 EJS said:

They keep pulling out progresively bigger bats/guitars like the Looney Tunes bit with guns.

That or they go in the opposite direction and the lights go out and Angle is holding a wiffleball bat and Styles is holding a Ukulele. That or the lights go out multiple times and each time they come back on there's a sign saying that it's hunting season either Angle or Styles. Or lights go out Styles is laid out, Tenay is laid out, Angle's holding a Mark McGuire rookie card and Don West is standing up with his arms folded and just nods approvingly.

[Macho Dude Handy Damage]

Aug 15, 2008 3:16:50 GMT -5 @ecw06needshumbling said:

The lights go out and when they return Angle and Styles both have funny hats.

What kinda funny hats? You mean something like... oh... I don't know... SOMBREROS?!

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Aug 15, 2008 13:26:51 GMT -5 Macho Dude Handy Damage said:

Aug 15, 2008 3:16:50 GMT -5 @ecw06needshumbling said:

The lights go out and when they return Angle and Styles both have funny hats.

What kinda funny hats? You mean something like... oh... I don't know... SOMBREROS?!

In future newz: TNA has signed Chris Masters to a two-year deal.
In futurer newz: Chris Masters quits TNA to start Non-Stop Sombrero Wrestling.

[Deleted]

The lights go out ... and we have to watch the electrician fix them.

[Bullhead]

The lights go out and when they come back on Christopher Daniels is standing in the ring with a mic in one hand and the Curry Man mask in the other. He holds up the mask, looks into the camera and says "Deal with it."

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan]

The lights go out,and when they come back on,they've traded spots and they're both like "WTF?!?"