chairshotshurthead
ALF
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REF!!! HE'S USING HYPNOSIS!!!
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Post by chairshotshurthead on Aug 17, 2008 8:10:12 GMT -5
The lights go out and when they come back, Impact is canceled.
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Aug 17, 2008 15:58:50 GMT -5
The lights go out and when they come back on they're both dressed in Victorian clothing.
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Aug 17, 2008 16:04:57 GMT -5
The Lights go out and when they come back on... the arena has suddenly changed into an old WCW Venue. Don West has also been replaced by Mark Madden.
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Post by maxx420 on Aug 17, 2008 16:08:19 GMT -5
The lights go out, and when they come back on, George Lucas has digitally altered the show, renaming it "iMPACT! Special Edition". Changes include the Impact Zone looking like a 12,000+ seat arena filled to capacity, a 4 sided ring is right next to the 6 sided one to please TNA haters, wrestlers come to the ring inside lead-lined refrigerators, and all the wrestlers speak Gungan. As an addendum to this: The lights go out again and when they come back on... Greedo is in the ring. He shoots both wrestlers first
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Post by Single H on Aug 17, 2008 17:44:02 GMT -5
The lights go out and when they come back on the Tardis is in the middle of the ring
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ddt
Don Corleone
The King of Strings
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Post by ddt on Aug 18, 2008 6:30:07 GMT -5
The lights go out and...Russo is hit with a revolutionary idea for a new stipulation match: A Lights-Out No-Contact Catch-As-Catch-Can Blindfold Match. Two blindfolded wrestlers face each other in the dark, and neither are allowed to leave the ring. The first one to make contact with the other loses the match.
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Welfare Willis
Crow T. Robot
Pornomancer 555-BONE FDIC Bonsured
Game Center CX Kacho on!
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Post by Welfare Willis on Aug 18, 2008 9:05:19 GMT -5
The lights go out and they hung an innocent man.
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ddt
Don Corleone
The King of Strings
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Post by ddt on Aug 18, 2008 9:24:26 GMT -5
The lights go out and they hung an innocent man. What if they aren't in Georgia? Then again, maybe Russo swerved us and the Impact Zone was always there!
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Post by Baixo Astral on Aug 18, 2008 9:30:13 GMT -5
The lights go out, and when they come back on, everyone is at a Nitro party, and Ricky Rachman is buyin'.
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ddt
Don Corleone
The King of Strings
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Post by ddt on Aug 18, 2008 9:32:13 GMT -5
The lights go out and.....nobody can see anything!
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Post by Baixo Astral on Aug 18, 2008 9:35:08 GMT -5
The lights go out, and when they come back up, Repo Man has reposessed the ring.
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Welfare Willis
Crow T. Robot
Pornomancer 555-BONE FDIC Bonsured
Game Center CX Kacho on!
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Post by Welfare Willis on Aug 18, 2008 9:41:22 GMT -5
The lights go out and they hung an innocent man. What if they aren't in Georgia? Then again, maybe Russo swerved us and the Impact Zone was always there! Then when they come back on it's Mama from Mama's Family with the guitar!
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Aug 18, 2008 9:53:44 GMT -5
The lights go out and they hung an innocent man. That's the night that the lights went out on Impact. That's the night he Death Dropped an innocent man.
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ddt
Don Corleone
The King of Strings
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Post by ddt on Aug 18, 2008 10:38:33 GMT -5
The lights go out and when they come back on, Elvis Presley is standing in the ring, looking for Eric Young!
Tenay: "He's alive! He's alive! Elvis is alive!"
West (to no great surprise): "Un-freaking-believable! Are you kidding me?!"
Then, in a swerve no one sees coming, Elvis shoots on Colonel Tom Parker.
Russo cackles madly while everyone else watches in confusion. Vince brags that he will be bringing in Jerry Lee Lewis to do a run-in on Elvis' next promo (on the next edition of Impact!!!), leading to a Graceland Gutterbrawl match, in which the winner is the one to put his opponent in a piano and close the lid.
Jarrett finally takes matters into his own hands, clocks Russo with a guitar and fires him.
And all is right with TNA again.
Or maybe when the lights come back on, TNA fans have realized that the last few years of Russo booking have all been part of a dream; and that Russo is actually working at a McDonald's in Brooklyn, where he continually swerves customers who order Big Macs by giving them Fish Fillets instead.
Yes, I'm a little off my rocker today.
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Post by The Tank on Aug 18, 2008 11:00:46 GMT -5
Or maybe when the lights come back on, TNA fans have realized that the last few years of Russo booking have all been part of a dream; and that Russo is actually working at a McDonald's in Brooklyn, where he continually swerves customers who order Big Macs by giving them Fish Fillets instead. Yes, I'm a little off my rocker today. That would be the greatest sitcom ever.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Aug 18, 2008 11:54:53 GMT -5
Or maybe when the lights come back on, TNA fans have realized that the last few years of Russo booking have all been part of a dream; and that Russo is actually working at a McDonald's in Brooklyn, where he continually swerves customers who order Big Macs by giving them Fish Fillets instead. Yes, I'm a little off my rocker today. That would be the greatest sitcom ever. Featuring the Harris Brothers as the cliche twins who always say everything together.
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Aug 18, 2008 16:56:57 GMT -5
The lights go out, and when they come back on, George Lucas has digitally altered the show, renaming it "iMPACT! Special Edition". Changes include the Impact Zone looking like a 12,000+ seat arena filled to capacity, a 4 sided ring is right next to the 6 sided one to please TNA haters, wrestlers come to the ring inside lead-lined refrigerators, and all the wrestlers speak Gungan. As an addendum to this: The lights go out again and when they come back on... Greedo is in the ring. He shoots both wrestlers first Another addendum: Greedo's gun is replaced with a walkie talikie.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
Posts: 39,683
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Aug 18, 2008 18:11:29 GMT -5
As an addendum to this: The lights go out again and when they come back on... Greedo is in the ring. He shoots both wrestlers first Another addendum: Greedo's gun is replaced with a walkie talikie. And all the X division guys are replaced with Ewoks.
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kemps
AC Slater
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Post by kemps on Aug 18, 2008 20:05:45 GMT -5
The lights go out and...
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Super Eric is in the ring, standing over the prone bodies of Angle and AJ.
"IT WAS ME, TNA! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!"
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Post by no1tnamark on Aug 19, 2008 1:15:04 GMT -5
Lights go out and AJ Styles and Kurt Angle turn into Jarrett and Sting, lights go back out and their back to normal. That would actually be pretty cool if the lights came back on and they were standing where AJ and Angle were, just for half a second, and the lights go out and come back on, and AJ and Angle are back. I don't know why, but it'd be cool. Let me try... The lights go out and when they come back on, Scott Hall is standing there in a hospital gown and flicks a toothpick. Then the lights go out and come back on. Don West and Mike Tenay act like nothing happened. The lights go out...(sound of crickets chirping), then come back on. The lights go out and when they come back on, there's a giant white Hummer in the middle of the ring. The lights go out and when they come back on, the ring is surrounded by shark boy clones with laser beams attached to their heads. The lights go out and when they come back on, the Mulkey Brothers are standing there and cut a promo introducing the Jobber World Order. The lights go out and when they come back on, the Black Scorpion shows us all how to disconnect our thumb from our hand in an instructional video kind of way. The lights go out and come back on for no apparent reason.
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