B.A.
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Post by B.A. on Oct 28, 2005 17:45:47 GMT -5
Lillian: The following contest, is for the OX division title!!! On the way to the ring...
Damien 666 *crowd has mixed reaction*
Eddie Omega is in the back with his title staring at the tv. "Who the hell is this? Damien 666? What kind of jobber..."
Eddie walks off pissed and goes up the steps to where the titantron is. He goes down the ramp, and the production team is late with his music. Eddie then takes the belt off and steps into the ring. Damien rushes eddie but eddie catches him and swings him around for an over the head belly to belly. He then picks him up throws him in the corner, and begins the Pledges onto damien 666. He then picks damien up, but damien gouges eddies eyes. Damien then throws eddie into the ropes chops him. Eddie falls and crawls to the ropes. Damien lifts eddie on the turnbuckle, and tries to go for a superhurricarana. Damien jumps off the middle rope but eddie is too strong and catches him by his legs before damien can whip him down. Eddie thrusts him up, and does Damiens own move, a superpowerbomb. *Crowd cheers, but some booo*
Eddie then puts his foot on his chest and covers him with cockiness, Ref:1...2...3
Eddie then steps off, and takes his belt, and a mic. "Let me all tell you something, this trash right here, is not worth my time!! Spaz, youre never going to get this belt off of me!! You here me? Eddie Omega is the best thing going on and you sure as hell are not gonna ruin it!
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Post by scbg on Oct 28, 2005 17:46:18 GMT -5
Cut to the EWT Arena. Vince McMahon and Bobby Heenan on commentary.
Vince McMahon: Well, we've seen a lot of exciting action this week in the EWT. We've got a new and fast-rising team in the Third Street Warriors, who scored what I have to say is an upset over the legendary Legion of Doom. Also, the Connection showed why they are the most brutal force in the EWT. Holly Vaughn performed another absolutely unspeakable act at the misfortune of one of our EWT Superstars.
Bobby Heenan: I think I went out with a girl like that once, McMahon. I still have the marks on my neck to prove it.
McMahon: What were they, love bites?
Heenan: No, I think she was actually trying to bite my head off.
McMahon: Well anyway, le's get to the following matchup, and the stakes are high in this one, folks.
The brass band plays the entrance music of the Natural Disasters as Earthquake and Typhoon enter the arena.
Howard Finkel: The following is a "Loser Leaves EWT" First Blood Tag Team match! The first tag team to make both members of the other team bleed will be the winner! Introducing first, at a combined weight of 846 pounds, Earthquake and Typhoon, the NATURAL DISASTERS!!
McMahon: These two men are the reason Kristina Harvey was hospitalized and is now resting at home. And now they're looking to drive Raskall and Trunk straight out of the EWT.
Heenan: Earthquake and Typhoon may be big, but it's gonna take a lot more than weight to beat Raskall and Trunk!
The brass band begins to play "Hair of the Dog", but as Raskall and Trunk enter the arena, they stop and stare at the band.
McMahon: Raskall and Trunk stopping here.
Heenan: Apparently they're not pleased with the band. And I don't blame them. They've been playing off-key all night. They completely screwed up the Imperial March.
Raskall: Okay, somebody tell me what the HELL is going on here? Raskall and Trunk do NOT come to the ring to second-rate crap like this! We've got much more class than this! In fact, we're gonna do something about it!
Raskall waves his hand towards the entrance. Suddenly, several huge Superstars, including Andre the Giant, Hercules, the Big Show, the Warlord, Kona Crush, and Mark Henry all emerge from the back.
McMahon: Oh my God! What's going on here, Bobby Heenan?
Heenan: I don't know McMahon, but it looks like we've seen the last of that band!
Raskall: You guys know what to do!
All the men, including Trunk, grab a section of the platform that the band is seated on. With a mighty heave, they tip the platform over, sending instruments, sheet music, and band members flying.
McMahon: Holy...What the hell is going on? Raskall and Trunk, with the help of several enormous Superstars, have eliminated the brass band!
Heenan: Have you ever seen anything like that in your life, McMahon? That was incredible!
Raskall: Good job, guys. Now that that's done with, I'd like to show you folks at home and here in the arena, what kind of class Raskall and Trunk really have!
Suddenly, the stage floor opens up, and rising from underneath is an enormous three-tiered symphony orchestra!
McMahon: Oh my God! Just when you thought it couldn't get any more incredible! Rick Raskall and Marcus Trunk have brought an entire orchestra to the EWT Arena!
Raskall: Now boys, a-one-two-three-four...
The orchestra begins to play "Hair of the Dog" as Raskall and Trunk continue their way to the ring. Howard Finkel is completely speechless.
Raskall: And at a conbined weight...
Finkel: (startled) And at a combined weight of 515 pounds, Raskall and Trunk!
McMahon: Now this match can finally get under way! Remember that it's First Blood rules, and the losers of the match will be fired!
Heenan: The Natural Disasters don't have a chance in a First Blood match. Typhoon would cut himself combing his hair.
Trunk starts out by pounding the head of Typhoon.
Quake grabs Raskall and rams him into the corner and hitting him with elbows to the head.
Trunk whips Typhoon to the ropes, and hits him with a clothesline. Typhoon wobbles, but doesn't fall. Trunk charges with another clothesline, but Typhoon dodges and sends Trunk flying out of the ring. Typhoon follows him.
Quake whips Raskall to the opposite turnbuckle. He tries to hit a running shoulder block, but Raskall hops up on the top rope, avoiding it, and hits Quake with a Mushroom Stomp. He grabs Quake by the head and rams it into the turnbuckle.
Typhoon grabs Trunk on the outside and attempts to hit his head against the steel post. Trunk grabs the post and avoids making contact with it. He elbows Typhoon, then drives him into the barrier with his shoulder. Typhoon holds his back in pain. While Typhoon is down, Trunk re-enters the ring to help Raskall fight Earthquake.
Trunk and Raskall whip Quake to the ropes and hit him with a double back kick, doubling Quake over. They drop Quake with a double clothesline. With Quake down, Trunk lifts up Raskall and flapjacks him right on top of Quake. Raskall and Trunk start showing off.
McMahon: Raskall and Trunk currently have the upper hand in this match, but this is no time to show off! This match could mean their careers!
Typhoon re-enters the ring and clubs Trunk in the back. Raskall tries to pound on Typhoon, but to no avail. Typhoon shoves him away. Quake gets up and punches Raskall. Typhoon punches Raskall. They alternate punches again, until Raskall is knocked dizzy. They go off opposire ropes and attempt to squash Raskall between them, but Raskall dodges, and they knock heads. Raskall catches Typhoon and Trunk catches Quake, and they both deliver DDTs. They follow with an impressive double kip-up.
McMahon: And Earthquake and Typhoon are down! It looks like Raskall and Trunk are in control!
Heenan: This is the most important match of their lives, McMahon! They have to win!
Quake and Typhoon roll out the ring on opposite sides after taking the DDTs. Raskall and Trunk stand waiting at the ropes. They nod to each other, and both fly over the top rope with a plancha onto their respective opponents.
McMahon: Raskall and Trunk take to the air!
Heenan: I never knew Trunk could fly like that!
With the Disasters down, Raskall and Trunk reach underneath the ring and each pull out steel chairs. They re-enter the ring awaiting Quake and Typhoon. When the Disasters come in, Raskall and Trunk simultaneously take swings. Quake and Typhoon both duck, sending Raskall and Trunk spinning. Quake and Typhoon charge and smash Raskall and Trunk between them, causing Raskall and Trunk to headbutt their own chairs.
McMahon: Oh my God, what an impact! That may turn the tide in this match!
Heenan: Are they bleeding? Are they bleeding?
Raskall and Trunk drop to the canvas, but are not bleeding yet.
Heenan: Oh thank goodness. I thought it was over.
Quake and Typhoon grab the chairs and start pounding on the backs on Raskall and Trunk. Quake stops hitting Trunk. Typhoon is curious as to why Quake stopped. Quake whispers something to Typhoon, and Typhoon grins.
Heenan: What's he saying? What's going on?
McMahon: I don't know, but I think Raskall and Trunk had better watch out.
Typhoon rolls out of the ring and reaches underneath the ring, and produces a table.
McMahon: A table? What's he going to do with a table?
Heenan: Watch, ya dummy, and you'll find out!
Quake hits Trunk in the back again with the chair, then motions for Typhoon to set up the table. Typhoon puts the table near the corner and lays Trunk onto it. Quake, very slowly, begins to prop himself up on the second rope.
McMahon: The Earthquake is going to the top rope! We never see him do this!
Quake has perched himself on the second rope. He looks to the crowd and nods, then he jumps (more like "falls") off the second rope. Trunk rolls off the table just in time, and Quake goes crashing through the table.
McMahon: Earthquake crashing and burning on that attempt!
Seeing Quake fail, Typhoon turns around and is nailed with a chair to the head by Raskall. Typhoon has been split open.
McMahon: And Typhoon has come up bleeding! If Earthquake meets the same fate, this match will be over!
Raskall grabs both chairs, and slides them onto the arms of Trunk. Raskall then makes a wide clapping motion.
McMahon: Marcus Trunk has two chairs at once! The Earthquake had better watch out!
Earthquake gets to his feet, but has his head crushed between both chairs.
McMahon: And The Earthquake is knocked silly! This match should be over!
Quake is not yet bleeding.
McMahon: Well, it looks like The Earthquake is still okay, so this match will continue.
Typhoon re-enters the ring and knocks down Raskall, then hits Trunk in the back, causing him to drop one of the chairs. Typhoon whips Raskall into the ropes, then tosses him up and flapjacks him headfirst onto the chair. Raskall is bleeding.
McMahon: And Rick Raskall has come up bleeding! The Natural Disasters can still win this match!
Raskall rolls out of the ring and starts walking up the ramp, shaking his head.
McMahon: Where is Rick Raskall going? He's walking out on his tag team partner!
Heenan: What's going on? He can't walk out now!
Typhoon and Quake are double-teaming Trunk. They whip him into the ropes and drop him with a double clothesline, then hit him with a double elbow. With Trunk down, Quake begins to stomp.
McMahon: Here it comes! That big splash by Earthquake!
Meanwhile, Raskall is still walking up the ramp. Instead of exiting through the curtain, he approaches the symphony orchestra, and wrests a cello from one of the performers. He marches back toward the ring.
McMahon: Marcus Trunk about to fall prey to the Earthquake Splash and...wait a minute! What is Rick Raskall doing?!?
Heenan: He's the man with the plan, McMahon! I knew that orchestra was good for something!
Quake begins his run, and leaps in the air, squashing Trunk. He gets to his feet, and as soon as he turns around, Raskall bashes him in the head with the cello!
McMahon: And the cello straight to the head of The Earthquake! Is that it?
Typhoon knocks down Raskall, but Quake has come up bleeding. The ref calls for the bell.
Finkel: Here are your winners, Raskall and Trunk!
McMahon: What an incredible matchup! Raskall and Trunk pick up an impressive, and may I say, creative victory over the Natural Disasters!
Suddenly, Curly Long emerges from the back. The orchestra begins to play "Movin' On Up".
McMahon: And here's the temporary General Manager, Curly Long! The man who employed the Natural Disasters to take out Raskall and Trunk, and he does not look happy!
Heenan: Of course he doesn't look happy! Yet another one of his schemes has failed at the hands of the greatest tag teams in the history of the EWT!
Curly: That is IT! You guys just can't get the job done, can you? I hire you to take care of Raskall and Trunk, and you can't even do that right!
Quake has a microphone.
Quake: We did your dirty work, Curly! We took out Raskall and Trunk last week, along with that girl of theirs! You're the one who was stupid enough to book us in a Loser Leaves Town match!
Curly: It's just as well that I did, because it feels real good to say this: SCREW YOU, YOU'RE FIIRRRREEEDD!!!!
McMahon: Whoa! Curly Long forcefully ejecting the Natural Disasters from the EWT!
Heenan: Good riddance, too! Raskall and Trunk need to face some prime competition if they're gonna win those Tag Team titles!
The Disasters are furious, but they exit the arena through the crowd, escorted by security.
Curly: And as for you two...wait, wait a minute. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY BRASS BAND?!?!?
Raskall: I'm sorry, Curly, but it just wasn't our style. I hope you like classical. Because at WCBAWAN, we're gonna lay a classic beat down on your ass! It's just too bad that your pet brontosaurus can't be here to see it!
Curly: Mr. Big WILL be there! Trust me! Now get the hell outta my ring!
Raskall and Trunk exit the ring as the orchestra begins to play "Hair of the Dog".
Curly: AND SOMEBODY GET RID OF THAT ORCHESTRA!!!
Curly stomps out as Raskall and Trunk laugh.
McMahon: Well, only a few short days away from EWT We Couldn't Be Arsed With A Name, it'll be Raskall and Trunk vs. Curly Long and, apparently, Mr. Big! But the other big news is that the Natural Disasters, Earthquake and Typhoon, have officially been fired from EWT! Let's look back at the replay.
The ToomiTron replays Curly's announcement.
Curly: It's just as well that I did, because it feels real good to say this: SCREW YOU, YOU'RE FIIRRRREEEDD!!!!
McMahon: You know, I like the sound of that. I'm going to remember that one if I ever need it.
Heenan: And when's that gonna be? You're not the boss of anybody, especially me.
McMahon: Well, another exciting EWT match is in the books! Off we go to the Event Center, where Sean Mooney is standing by!
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Curly Long
AC Slater
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Post by Curly Long on Oct 28, 2005 18:42:49 GMT -5
*Backstage and Sean Mooney has caught up with Curly Long who is still furious at recent events*SEAN MOONEY: A few words Mr. Long? . . your opinion on the events . . CURLY (loudly): Shut Up! Mooney! . . .you see that out there? . . . you just can't get the help these days!! . . My career at the EWT has always been about my own enjoyment, Mooney . . but recently I haven't had time for any of that as I've had Raskall & Trunk giving me crap every step of the way! . . but come 'WCBAWAN' Raskall & Trunks time of happiness is going to come a cropper thanks to a Big Curly Creamer!! . . . not only that but this lack of respect is creating problems further down the chain . . SEAN MOONEY: I assume you are referring to the comments of the The Third State Warriors? CURLY: Yeah them . . . the Third State you say? . . what they need is shipping back to the Third World! . . and when Big returns they and any other punk upstarts are going to realize that size really does matter!! .. ..and now if . . *at that moment Terri Runnels runs up to them breathing hard, still wearing her Star Wars costume but without the leash*TERRI: . . hey Curly . . . its terrible . . . come quick . . . *They follow Terri who leads them down a corridor, in the short distance Ultimo Chocula is standing waiting, as they get closer he begins to say*ULTIMO: Hey now, I knew my T-Shirt sales were going well but there's no need to . . . . All three continue past Ultimo and go around the cornerULTIMO: . . . rush?? Terri stops and points, someone is lying on the ground a small pool of blood next to them, as they get closer it is revealed to be Carlito. An green apple rolls towards Curly and stops at his feet. Curly picks up the apple, some writing on it reads:Just like Jericho! *The camera scrolls up to reveal Curly Long's face, a sadistic grin filling the camera*(fade out)
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Oct 28, 2005 18:48:55 GMT -5
LILLIAN: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making their way to the ring first…
*The brass band plays Doom’s theme as Ron Simmons, Butch Reed (both wearing masks), and Woman walk to the ring.*
LILLIAN: Being accompanied to the ring by Woman, the team of Butch Reed and Ron Simmons…DOOM!
*The brass band begins to play “High Voltage”, but an arm sticks out from behind the curtain, holding up a sign that says “PLAY SEXY GUY.” The brass band, confused, goes ahead and plays it. Suddenly, Mike Ragnal and Tanya Flaire, dressed like HBH and Rosa, respectively, Mike with a WWE tag title replica, enter and walk to the ring.*
LILLIAN: And their opponent…coming down to the ring first, being accompanied by ‘Nosa’…The Heartbreak Repairman…Rag Michaels!
*Mike grabs the mic fromLillian.*
MIKE: Thank yew, thank yew…I am the Heartbreak Repairman, and this is my lovely valet, who only thinks she’s title worthy…NOSA!
*Mike hands the mic to ‘Nosa’.*
TANYA: Thank you, oh high supreme! I have a few choice words for Carla, who just defeated me in a match that should have been a #1 contender’s match! Carla, I’m happy you lost, because if Linda chose me, I would be in the hospital shortly after my match with Linda! I know this, because I can only depend on my luvvy here, HBR! He was what helped me win my match, because even he knows I’m too dependant about things! But I know that my great lord of wrestling HBR can beat the Ragnals, and avenge the shot I should have gotten, but never deserved anyway!
MIKE: Er, well, um, tell you the truth, Nosa, I know for a fact I can’t beat the Ragnals. The Ragnals…well, they’re good. Real good! I mean, that Mike Ragnal…he can probably break my legs with those ladders faster than a simple step can shatter Gasoline’s quads!
*This gets a laugh from the crowd.*
MIKE: And then there’s his lesser known brother…Joe, I think it is. I think Joe could…well, why don’t I have my lesser half come out and talk? Ladies and gentlemen…PINEY!
*The brassband plays “RIP” as Joe Ragnal, dressed like Limey and also carrying a tag belt replica, walks down to the ring.*
JOE: *british accent* I say, chip chip and whatnot. This Joe Ragnal…He could probably beat us, HBR, old chap. Of course, they'll destroy me more than they'll destroy you, old bean. After all, I'm just the weaker half of the group, and I need to depend on you to help me in rough situations.
MIKE: Oh, that is right, Piney. Because this upcoming PPV, the Ragnals are going to dominate us, they are going to beat us senseless, and they are going to take away our tag team titles, along with giving us a little SHOCKING TRUTH!
*Doom can't take this anymore, and just run into the ring and beat up the two of them. 'Nosa' low blows the both of them, though, and Mike takes out Reed with a Ragnalrok. Joe hits a "Twist O' Pine" on Simmons, but Mike goes for the cover.*
1!2!3!
*The bell rings and Joe slaps Mike in the back of the head. Mike gets up and shoves Joe. Joe shoves Mike back. Joe shoves Mike out by the brassband. Soon, the two of them "brawl" next to the brassband, and sooner or later, "accidentally" beat up the members of the brassband, until they're all down. Shortly after looking at the downed bodies, they take off their costumes, and head into the back, laughing, with Tanya right behind.*
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Post by pta on Oct 28, 2005 20:30:44 GMT -5
The Theme of the Powers of Pain starts up as Barbarian and Warlord trudge out to the ring with Mr. Fuji.
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Approaching the ring, being accompanied to the ring by Mr. Fuji, at a combined weight of 618 pounds, Barbarian... Warlord, the Powers of Pain!!!
The crowd gives the Powers a rather mized reaction. They quickly slide into the ring and await their opponents.
Soon, Pomp and Circumstance starts up, as Pain and Canceler slowly walk out to the ring. But not dressed in their match attire. Instead, dressed in their street clothes. Pain has a microphone.
Pain: I'm sorry Powers... of Pain. But the match you were promised, well, Canceler and myself have a better idea. Instead of beating you in a match, we'd rather just make an example of you. Because you two are UNWORTHY... of challenging the P.T.A!!!
The Powers of Pain waste no time and storm out of the ring up towards the ramp. But as they do, Canceler pulls out a large... Chalk Board... on wheels from backstage. He then shoves it hard, watching it speed down the ramp and pretty much take both Barbarian and Warlord out. Pain looks at them both, surrounded by chalkboard remains.
He immediately singals to Canceler who walks over and grabs the 323 pound Warlord and tosses him into the ring. Pain runs after and follows, Sliding inside as Warlord hoists him up in Military Press Position, Pain hopping onto the turnbuckle and leaping off, nailing an Expulsion on him. He then proceeds to let Canceler beat the living hell out of him with some stiff boots and shots to the face.
Barbarian slowly gets back up and charges towards the ring, trying to save his partner, but as he gets close, he gets smacked right in the face with a familiar brick containing book, busting him wide open. It's revealed to be Chance Confidence who entered through the crowd. The ref has thrown the match out obviously.
Canceler lifts Warlord up in a Full Nelson as Chance hands Pain a Huge Wooden Paddle, the same he used on Paul Podanski. He runs forward and smashes it over his head, busting him open as well, the thing shattering into millions of wooden piees. Canceler drops Warlord to the mat as the crowd boos.
Mr. Fuji looks a bit nervous and tries to excape the ring, but he's grabbed by Chance Confidence. After being tossed into the ring, Canceler hoists him up and nails him with an ISD, laying him out flat. As Fuji lays there, Pain lifts him back up and connects with the Suspender. Fuji is down again. Barbarian slowly rises back up, only to get whipped face first into a steel post by Canceler. His head starts gushing out more blood. Canceler then walks over to the Steel Steps, grabbing them and with a loud grunt, yanks them off the ground. He tosses them into the Ring as Pain drags a pretty much knocked out Warlord towards the center of the ring. Confidence runs up and leaps off a nearby turnbuckle with a Confidence Booster, hurting Warlord even further. Canceler then hoists the stairs up high above Mr. Fuji and drops them right on top of him! You can pretty much gurantee that broke some bones.
Canceler lifts Warlord up one more time and pushes him forward full speed, Pain running forward as well and nailing a Flying Clothesline, taking him completely out of commission. He bleeding even more now.
Pain looks down as Confidence hands him a microphone once again.
Pain: That is exactly what we are going to do to each tag team in the EWT that wants the titles... that the Canceler and myself seek. If you are in our way... you will be DISCIPLINED!!!
The crowd boos heavily as Canceler, Pain, and Confidence exit the ring, leaving a trio of broken bodies behind them.
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Post by Photogenic Huss Bosh on Oct 28, 2005 21:31:02 GMT -5
*the camera pans in, and a man is seen sitting in the locker room*
Primo: I have finally made it. So this is what a real wrestling promotion is like, huh? Hopefully this promotion will be worth my time. I've been suffering in a second rate indy promotion for the last 3 months, and it has been hell. I came here for some actual competition. You may not know me now, but I guarentee you, you will become real farmiliar with me. You may not know it yet, but your looking at the next wrestling phenominon. You have the opportunity to watch the birth of a legend. And you should be honored to have me here. My name is Primo, I am a future professional wrestling legend!
*the camera pans out*
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Post by Oceanic on Oct 28, 2005 22:23:25 GMT -5
Aja Kong comes out from the back. She gets in the ring and throws her arms out in a monster pose, intimidating some crowd members. The lights dim and the brass band plays "Maritime". Oceanic comes out from the back with a sack in her hand. She stands at the top of the ramp and throws candy to the audience. She walks down the aisle and slaps hands with some fans then enters the ring. The lights come back up and the bell rings. Aja charges at Oceanic and knocks her down with an ax handle. She picks up Oceanic and gives her a big back drop. Aja runs off the ropes and jumps up for a splash but Oceanic moves out of the way. Aja belly flops to the mat and Oceanic is up. Oceanic waits for Aja to get to her knees then hits her with the shining wizard. Aja is on the ground and Oceanic gets on top of her hitting her with some wicked Thai elbows across the nose. Oceanic picks Aja up and throws her into the turnbuckles, where Oceanic runs and drop kicks Aja in the face. Aja stumbles out and Oceanic head scissors her to the mat and locks in a Shining Triangle www.wrestlingencyclopedia.com/Moves/ShiningTriangle.wmv Aja struggles with the hold but Oceanic keeps it locked on. The referee is there to check to see if Aja is tapping but she's not so far. After two minutes in the hold Aja begins to stand up with Oceanic still clamped on. Aja stands all the way up then power bombs Oceanic to the mat. The hold is broken as Oceanic lays on the mat. Aja leans against the ropes trying to get some feeling back in her arm. Aja walks over to Oceanic and picks her up. Aja sends Oceanic to the ropes and goes for a back body drop, but Oceanic leapfrogs, bounces off the opposite ropes, and head scissors Aja down again. Aja begins to get up but Oceanic cracks her across the face with the Buzzsaw Kick then locks in These Arms Are Snakes. Aja fights all she can but she has to tap out. Oceanic breaks the hold and celebrates her victory. Aja rolls out of the ring holding her arm and walks back to the locker room. Oceanic asks for the microphone. "As a lot of you may know, I've been asking for a match vs Mistress Mia at the upcoming PPV. She's been talking a lot of trash about me and with the exception of a cowardly sneak attack, hasn't been able to back it up. Now it appears she's gone from EWT all together. Why she's gone, I don't care. Perhaps she knows she bit off more than she can chew when she got on my bad side. Or perhaps she knows she can't get it done without her moronic boy friend. Who knows? Who cares. All I know is that the match got booked but my opponent backed out. Right now, Curly is scrambling looking for a replacement. Lord only knows who he's going to dig up. So once again, I get gyped out of a chance to prove myself to be a legit contender for the GND belt. Thanks for nothing, Mia." "So what do we have now? A champion who didn't earn her title. The number one contender who lost her match last match. And an endless parade of siliconed diva wannabes. But I'm not mad. No, not really. Do you know why? It's only a matter of time before the management swallow their own tail. I know you EWT fans are sick of seeing air headed bippy t***s wasting your time and money by putting on bad matches. My time is coming soon, and it starts now." "Have a happy Halloween everybody!" Oceanic smiles and waves to the crowd, who are giving her a nice ovation. The camera cuts to a commercial as Oceanic walks back to the locker room.
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Post by *"@-BoMb" R.I.P Deus/Dinobot on Oct 29, 2005 2:19:58 GMT -5
*Back from commercial*
*Camera shows a limo pulling up in the parking lot*
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Oct 29, 2005 3:53:39 GMT -5
*Spaz is backstage with Sum Guy.*
SG: I'm Sum Guy & I wear velvet underwear. I am here with Spaz to get his final thoughts before his match at The PPV with Eddie Omega.
S: Thanks Guy, Eddie , you cheated to beat me once, you cheated again & I still came out on top. You interfered in my last match with Muta. Come the PPV you will know what it's like to feel The Shockwave! after Sunday I will be up 2-1 & on my way to being a two time OX Division Champion! Believe The Hype Eddie!! Spaz = Ratings & you will find this out on Sunday.
SG: I'm Sum Guy & Spaz is pumped for the PPV will he beat Eddie? Tune in Sunday to find out.
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Queen Rosa
Mike the Goon
All hail the queen!
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Post by Queen Rosa on Oct 29, 2005 16:55:11 GMT -5
*Cut to ringside. The brass band plays "Sexy Guy" as it's time for the next match*
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, being accompanied by Gasoline and the Heartbreak Hitman Bret Michaels, Rosa!
*The crowd heckles the trio as they walk to the ring. HBH grabs a mic*
HBH: Cut the music.
*Brass band stops playing*
HBH: Ragnals, you want to come out here and mock me? Well now it's time to get serious. No more joking around. At WCBAWAN, all your hopes and dreams of becoming tag team champions will be gone like that. *snaps fingers* Get ready, because it's going to be a disappointing night for you, courtesy of The Showstoppa, The Icon, The Main Event!
RA: And her opponent, Lana Star!
*Lana Star walks down to the ring greeting the fans. Rosa attacks her as soon as she enters the ring*
The bells rings as the match starts. Rosa continuously pummels her to the ground. She then drags her outside and whips her into the steel steps. Rosa viciously bangs Lana's head on the steps before rolling her back into the ring. At this point Lana is bleeding from the face. Rosa climbs the ropes and lands a leg drop. Then she picks her Lana up and hits the Northern Lights Driver. Rosa goes for the cover.
1... 2...
3! *Bell rings*
RA: Here is your winner, Rosa!
*Post match, continues beating up on Lana Star, planting her with a DDT and then locking in an STF. Then she grabs a steel chair from the outside and puts Lana's head in between in a guillotine-like way. She climbs the ropes and jumps down on the chair, possibly breaking Lana's neck. Rosa then grabs a mic*
Rosa: Linda, I hope you were watching, because very soon, this will be you. You screwed me out of a title shot. Well now it's my turn to screw you!
*HBH and Gasoline get in the ring to celebrate with Rosa. They raise their hands high as the crowd continues to give them hell*
*Fade to commercial*
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Lily-Rose
Mike the Goon
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Post by Lily-Rose on Oct 29, 2005 17:12:33 GMT -5
*The Ragnals are watching what HBH and Rosa have to say, as Tanya laces up her boots for her match*
LINDA:*pfft*She says she's gonna screw me over? When did she decide she was coming after me?
MIKE: Well, technically ya did screw her over, sis.
JOE: Hey, since Rosa was part of that #1 contender's match, shouldn't she be...I dunno, next in line?
MIKE: Maybe...
JOE: Hey, Tanya, ya ready?
TANYA: Yeah...I just can't believe I'm facing a woman who's finisher is a German Suplex.
MIKE: Yeah, it is like giving a guy a full Nielsen and calling it a finisher...but still, not like you can't beat her. Besides, Joe's gonna be going out there with you, right?
JOE: Right. Let's go, Tanya.
*Joe and Tanya leave the locker room.*
MIKE: Heh, those two...
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Lily-Rose
Mike the Goon
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Post by Lily-Rose on Oct 29, 2005 18:36:47 GMT -5
LILLIAN: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making her way to the ring first is, um...Brandi Alexander?
*Brandi makes her way to the ring with no music, no cheers, and no boos. The crowd just looks at her in confusion.*
BRANDI: Oh, come ON! I was in WCW! Doesn't anybody remember that?!
CROWD: NO!
*"Spit" plays as Tanya and Joe head to the ring to the crowd's cheers.*
LILLIAN: And her opponent, making her way to the ring with Joe Ragnal...the Burning Sensation, Tanya FLAIRE!
*As Tanya slides intpo the ring, Brandi starts to kick at her. Tanya gets up, and punches at Brandi. Tanya whips Brandi into a corner, and hits a Molly Go Round. Brandi walks out of the corner after the attack, and Tanya climbs to the top rope and hits a bulldog onto Brandi. Tanya pins.*
1!2!3!
*Joe gets into the ring and raises Tanya's arm to declare the winner. Joe lets go of her arm, and grabs a mic.*
JOE: See that, Chocula? THAT is how fast OUR match is gonna be come PPV time!
*"Faint" plays as Joe and Tanya head into the back.*
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Ragnal
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Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Oct 29, 2005 20:49:16 GMT -5
*The scene opens to a shot of the Crapamania 2 logo, then to Dorf, on his knees in the ring looking down in shame.* DSR: Our last PPV... Dorf: Some would call a disaster. *Cut to Maelstrom and Billy, each holding a half of the Tri-State title, then to Merc, leaving the building holding a new Tri-State title.* Maelstrom: The Tri-State champion... Billy: Truly undecided. *Fade to footage from the women's Scaffold match, and Linda Ragnal on her brother's shoulders holding up the GND title.* Carla: The Girl Next Door championship... Oceanic: Desecrated. *Cut to Toomi Bischoff leaving for vacation, which fades to Curly Long sitting in the GM's office.* Paul Podanski: Our general manager... Raskall: Gone for now... Curly: And replaced. *Cut to footage of each wrestler's matches, set in slow motion.* Joel Nielsen: And suddenly... Mike Hodgsen: We were left on our own. HBH: But then we saw we needed a PPV... Limey: And we had to put one up right away. Moxie: now the matches are set. Principal Pain: The scores will be settled... Joe Ragnal: Rivalries will be settled... Maelstrom: Champions will be crowned... Chrysta: Deals shall be made... Craig Kendo: And sacrifices may come at a cost... Eddie Omega: But there was one thing we couldn't deal with. Spaz: What makes a PPV is a name. Ultimo Chocula: The problem? D-Boy: We couldn't be arsed with a name! COMING SOON TO PPV
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Curly Long
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Post by Curly Long on Oct 30, 2005 7:34:28 GMT -5
*Back at Ringside and the brass band do a 3 count and launch into a well rehearsed rendition of 'Moving on Up' a big gospel singer sings the lyrics*
LILLIAN: The following match is for one fall, making his way to the ring weighing in at around 134 pounds . . . our esteemed General Manager . . CURLY LONG!
*On that Curly Long appears from the back. He is on his own as he heads to the ring, he enters and grabs the mike off Lillian*
CURLY: Thank you Lillian, you sure no how to use that mouth of yours . .
*Curly winks at Lillian, horrified she exits the ring and joins the Timekeeper area. Curly shrugs his shoulders and turns to the crowd who already have started a 'VLB chant*
CURLY: Why thank you, what a reception . . . you see at the end of the day I do know I'm a . . Vile Little Bastard . . so you keep chanting my name and I'll soak it all in . . .
Curly stops to listen to the fans, but they just give him a chorus of boo's and 'Die Curly, Die!' instead*
CURLY: . . Enough of this pantomime! . . now before my match against the guy who thinks he is a vampire, Gangrel I have some things to say . . .
*More Boo's fill the arena*
CURLY: Yeah I know Gangrel sucks, but it's hard to find suitable Halloween opponents . . now first to Raskall & Trunk all I have to say is come Tuesday morning the only things you'll be able to do is drink out of straws . . . Yes that's right you morons . . Mr.Big will be there and I can guarantee he won't be a sea of calm . . as he will leave Raskall and Trunk hospitalized for so long, that when you get out even Mae Young will be a hot night of action for you . . .
*The 'Die Curly, Die!' chants pick up again*
CURLY: After that I'll be dealing out some damage to those punks the Third World Peasants . . . but that can wait because as General Manager of EWT I have a few other issues to address . . Firstly our beloved Oceanic doesn't have a match at the PPV . .
*a cheer goes up for the no-nonsense diva of the EWT*
CURLY: Yeah well, I'm sure you'd like her alot more if she took off her clothes once in a while . .
* A surprising split audience respond with a very vocal 'we came for wrestling!' chant emerges. Curly sordidly replies *
CURLY: . . I'm sure you did . . but anyway after scoring the ranks of the EWT . . I have found out we have limited choice for Oceanic to face . . but if anyone wants to step up . . then her match will be placed on the card . . Finally, some rumors are going around that our main man Toomi Bishoff will be returning to the EWT at this months PPV . .
*A mixed response of Boo's and Cheers comes form the crowd*
CURLY: Aha! . . Proof that some of you think I'm the best and biggest thing in the EWT . . after all!
*The entire crowd showers Curly with Boo's*
CURLY: You bunch of fickle wife-stealing heathens!! . . where is my opponent!
*The brass band struggles to play Gangrel's theme as the lights dim and turn red and the fire circle appears . . . after a few minutes no-one has appeared*
CURLY: Hey I haven't got all day blood boy! . .
*The Toomi-Tron 7000 suddenly flickers into life and the camera shows Gangrel on the floor a pile of blood on his chest . . his goblet is split in half next to his head . . as the camera moves higher a very large person dressed in a dark suit can be seen walking away . . . Curly begins to laugh in the microphone as he leaves the ring. The crowd continue to boo*
(cut to commercial for the New Curly Long T-Shirt)
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Post by Oceanic on Oct 30, 2005 14:56:10 GMT -5
Inside of an office is Director of Talent and Personnel Jason Costanza going over some paper work. There's a knock on his door and he says "Come in!". The door opens and it's Oceanic. She walks in and sits down in one of the chairs in front of Costanza's desk.
Oceanic: "You wanted to see me? Is this about my match at the PPV?"
Costanza: "Yes it is. As you know we've been searching for a replacement for Mia, and after some searching and talks we believe we've found her."
Oceanic: "That's fantastic! I'll take on anyone. Who is it?"
Costanza: "You may already know her. Katy Kross from that SAW promotion that the Ragnals are involved in."
Oceanic: "Katy Kross? Didn't Tanya Flaire squash her?"
Costanza: "Well, I wouldn't say squash exactly. But we see a lot of potential in her and that's why we signed her to a $250,000 a year contract. We believe that she's just the woman to take the Women's Division into the future.
Oceanic: "You did what?"
Costanza: "I know what you're thinking. Why did she get a better contract than you? We don't think that you're not valuable, Oceanic. It's not that at all. We just feel that Ms. Kross has what it takes to really do something here in the EWT. She has shown us that she's ready and capable of taking the world by storm."
Oceanic: "Translation: She got implants."
Costanza: "Well.....*cough*.....that's...not......any how. The match is booked and we hope you'll cooperate."
Oceanic: "Cooperate? What do you mean by that?"
Costanza: "We mean we really want you to make her look good. You have a reputation for being tough so what better way to get her career rolling than to say.....how do I put this?"
Oceanic: "You want me to take a dive. You know, when I got here the Women's Division was nothing. You had a champion that did nothing. The only women on the roster were arm decorations for meat heads. There was nothing going on. After I debuted every Debbie, Sally, and Tracy wants a piece of that belt. I'm not taking full credit for it but without me nobody would care about the GND belt. And now you're just casting me aside?"
Costanza: "We're not casting you aside. It's just that.....we have nothing for you right now. We just need you to do what's best for the company. So, do we have a deal?
Oceanic glares at Costanza, stands up and leaves. Fade out.
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Post by Gasoline: Gen. Tech Member on Oct 30, 2005 15:16:11 GMT -5
*Back from commercial and we're ringside. Kamala is in the ring awaiting his opponent*
Ring Announcer: The following is a tables match. In the ring, accompanied by Kim Chee, he is The Ugandian Warrior, Kamala!
*Crowd gives an indifferent reaction. Then the brass band plays "Gas Power"*
RA: And his opponent, being accompanied by Rosa and the Heartbreak Hitman Bret Michaels, "Big Daddy" Gasoline!
*Gasoline gets a fairly good reception from the crowd, but they heckle HBH and Rosa*
The bell rings to start the match. Gas and Kamala lock up. Gas pushes Kamala to the corner. He backs off, then gives Kamala a hard chop. He lands a few punches and then whips him into the opposite corner. Kamala blocks Gas's charge with an elbow. He runs at Gas, but Gas surprises him with a powerslam. He picks Kamala up by the legs and spins him around. Gas then picks up Kamala, whips him to the ropes, and lands a big boot. The crowd gets all riled up as he goes to the outside to get a table. He picks one out and slides it into the ring. Kim Chee hits him from behind. Gas turns around and starts walking towards him. Kim Chee backs off. Gas gets back in the ring, where he is attacked by Kamala. Kamala stomps away at him before picking him up and giving him a body slam followed by a splash. He then sets up the table. He picks up Gas and goes for a suplex, but Gas counters with a delayed vertical suplex. He picks up Kamala and gives him a sidewalk slam. He signals for the end of the match and the crowd pops. Gas sets up Kamala for a Jackknife Powerbomb. But just as he's executing the move, Kim Chee gets in the ring and moves the table. The fans don't like this and boo. Kim Chee gets out of the ring, satisfied with what he's done. He turns around and is met with some Sweet Chin Muzak by HBH. Gas sets Kamala up for the Jackknife Powerbomb again. This time, Kamala goes right through the table. The bell rings.
RA: Here is your winner, "Big Daddy" Gasoline!
*Gasoline raises his hand high in victory as the crowd cheers. Soon he leaves the ring and heads to the back with HBH and Rosa*
*Cut to next segment*
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Ragnal
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Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Oct 30, 2005 15:35:34 GMT -5
*Josh Matthews is standing by with Linda Ragnal, dressed in a Sailor Moon costume.*
JOSH: Linda, is it true that your opponent for this week, Ivory, decided to cancel your match for the GND title?
LINDA: Yeah, how about that?! And I got dressed up for no reason whatsoever! And if I don't get an opponent for this title, I'm gonna-
*Maria walks by.*
LINDA: There we go. Backstage Brawl. Maria. Me. NOW.
*Linda walks off camera. The camera stays on Josh as many horrific sounds and screams are heard. Eventually, the voice of the ref is heard making the count, and Linda walks back on camera, her hair a mess.*
LINDA: You have any more questions, Josh?
JOSH: Just, um...any words for Carla?
LINDA: Yeah. Carla...this title...and you obtaining it...it will NOT be easy!
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Post by DSR on Oct 30, 2005 15:55:03 GMT -5
*The familiar strains of the Godzilla theme play, leading into LL Cool J’s “Mama Said Knock You Out.” The crowd chants “JOE! JOE! JOE!” Joe comes out to the ring, looking relaxed but still intimidating.
“A Torrid Love Affair” plays, as DSR comes out. He stands at the entryway, taking in the cheers of the fans, as he tries to maintain his focus on Samoa Joe. DSR walks slowly to the ring. Unlike Joe, DSR doesn’t look relaxed, but rather, more determined. DSR slides into the ring and gets to his feet. DSR walks over to Joe and offers a handshake. Joe accepts. DSR pulls up the straps to his singlet as the bell rings. The two men lock up, Joe muscles DSR to the mat. DSR rolls to his feet, walks up, and locks up with Joe again. This time Joe powers DSR to the mat and DSR rolls out of the ring. DSR composes himself, slides into the ring, walks up to Joe and hits a forearm to the face. Before Joe can retaliate with one of his own, DSR hits a quick front dropkick to the leg, sending Joe to the mat. DSR attempts a leg grapevine, but Joe powers out of it. Joe gets to his feet, but DSR starts with some stiff kicks to the leg that he dropkicked earlier. After a few kicks, Joe grabs DSR’s leg, spins him around, and hits a brutal lariat, flipping DSR upside down. DSR rolls out of the ring, and the crowd chants “JOE! JOE! JOE!” again. Joe runs the ropes and launches himself at DSR! The crowd goes nuts, as both men are lying on the floor. Joe gets to his feet and grabs DSR, attempting to whip him into the barricade, DSR reverses, causing Joe to hit the barricade with a bang! DSR runs in after him, and clotheslines Joe into the crowd. DSR climbs up onto the ring apron and rallies some support from the audience. As the crowd cheers for DSR, the former EWT World Champ springboards from the ropes with an Asai Moonsault to a standing Samoa Joe! DSR gets up and climbs over the barricade. He drags himself back to the apron and rolls into the ring. Samoa Joe gets himself over the barricade as well. As Joe attempts to use the ropes to pull himself back into the ring, DSR hits a baseball slide, connecting with Joe’s leg. Joe tries to work through the pain as he rolls into the ring. DSR quickly hits a drop toe hold, though, and then locks in a leg grapevine. Joe uses his arms to pull himself to the ropes. The ref makes DSR break the hold. DSR does so, and, as Joe gets to his feet, DSR runs and hits another dropkick to the leg! DSR runs the ropes and goes for another leg dropkick, but Joe sidesteps, and DSR hits the mat. DSR gets up, only for Joe to hit the Island Driver! Joe rolls over onto DSR, but DSR kicks out at 2. Joe gets up and drags DSR to the corner. Joe delivers a few face washes, before picking DSR up and setting him on the top turnbuckle. Joe grabs DSR and locks him up for a Muscle Buster! DSR squirms like a madman, however, and slips out of Joe’s grip, landing behind him. DSR then clips Joe’s leg from behind. DSR then extends Joe’s leg on the mat, and runs up the ropes as fast as possible. DSR connects with a 450 to Joe’s leg! DSR then tries to lock Joe in a half Boston Crab, but Joe rolls out of it. Joe gets to his feet, grabs DSR and whips him into the corner. Joe charges in with a huge forearm smash! Joe whips DSR into the opposite corner. Joe runs and tries to hit DSR with double knees, but DSR quickly moves out of the way. Joe’s knees hit the top turnbuckle, but he lands on his feet. Joe turns around to kick DSR, but DSR grabs the leg and hits a Knee DT! DSR locks on the half Boston Crab, but Joe manages to break out of it. Joe gets to his feet as DSR charges in. Joe hits yet another lariat that knocks DSR for a loop. Joe picks up DSR once more. Joe attempts a release Dragon Suplex, but DSR somehow manages to land on his feet. He clips the leg one more time, before locking on the Sharpshooter! Joe struggles to break out of the hold, but it’s no use. Finally, he taps out.
Finkel: The winner of the match, D! S! R!
*DSR gets up as the ref raises his arm. Joe rolls around a bit before getting up. DSR extends a hand to Joe. Joe limps over and accepts the handshake. Joe and DSR briefly hug in the most sportsmanlike of ways. DSR climbs the turnbuckles, points at the camera and yells “D-BOY!” The crowd cheers loudly for both men, as we go to commercial.
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Oct 30, 2005 15:58:54 GMT -5
*Cut to backstage. HBH, Gasoline, and Rosa are strategizing in their locker room*
HBH: Great job out there, big man. Now all we have to do is take care of the Ragnals at the PPV and you'll be well on your way to becoming a 3-time EWT Tag Team Champion.
Gas: I can almost taste the gold right now. But what are we going to do about those Ragnals?
Rosa: And what about Linda? She needs to get what's coming to her.
HBH: Have no fear, I have it all planned out.
*They huddle, and the show fades to a commercial*
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Limey
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It's been awhile.
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Post by Limey on Oct 30, 2005 16:27:17 GMT -5
*"She's Got Issues" plays, courstey of the happy brass band, and Carla O Woe makes her way to the ring. She rolls into the ring and throws up the horns as the Toomi-Tron flashes. The bagged image of Flex Magnificent appears on screen. He leers at Carla through holes in the sack.*
Flex: I remembah you, Cah-luh! Snappy-snappy!! HA HA HA!! I know vat your BOY did to me, too! Don't forget, Cah-luh. I can take you out jus' like DAT!!! Your dreams vill be over!!! AS LONG AS I HAVE MINE BREAT IN DIS BODEE!!!! AS LONG AS I HAVE MINE ROID RAGE!!! I VILL GET MINE REVENGE!!!! HA HA HA HA HAAAA!!!!!
*Carla, slightly unsettled, starts to yell at the Toomi-Tron, but it flashes out.
"Sexy Girl" then breaks, with a Shawn Micheals impersonator in a striped suit doing the honours, and Diva-Dorf makes her way out, She taunts to a good pop, going around the crowd. She approaches a disabled kid in the audience, and gives him a hug. A drunken lout tries to hit on her, and he gets legitimately decked with a single slap to a good pop. She gets to the ring, and throws her hands up.
Carla and Diva-Dorf shake and the bell rings. Diva-Dorf and Carla go for a test of strength, and this appears to be won by Diva Dorf, who hits a hip-toss. Carla does a handspring up to a good pop from the crowd (And to Diva-Dorf, who applauds politely). Carla and Diva-Dorf shake again, and circle each other. Carla rushes out with a crossbody, but Diva-Dorf does a Matrix dodge. Carla lands on her stomach, and Diva-Dorf looks ready for a fingerpoke of DOOM! Carla turns, and Diva-Dorf pulls her fist back....and is immediately hit with a dropsault from Carla. Carla then takes this opportunity to drag Diva-Dorf to the nearest turnbuckle to jump up the turnbuckle. She then leaps to the top before leaping off with the EYE CANDY!!! EYE CANDY CONNECTS!!! Carla goes for the pin!
1, 2, 3!!
Winner: Carla O Woe.
Post-match, Carla throws up the horns to a good response. She observes Diva-Dorf getting to her feet, and she holds out her hand, helping Diva-Dorf up. Carla then raises Diva-Dorf's hand, as the crowd pops for this sportsmanship, although disappointed at the short length. Carla goes to leave, but Diva-Dorf grabs the mic.
Diva-Dorf: Wait! Wait. There's something I want to say. There are many women out there who deserve fame. I found my fame out here proving my worth as the supreme diva. And Carla, I can see you proving your worth as a future icon...as the supreme Girl Next Door. Look, the point I'm trying to make is...go kick some ass.
*The crowd pops madly for this. Carla gets a mic, and gets back into the ring.*
Carla: Hey...you ever want a rematch, it'll be my honour. And one more thing. I know Dorf took a bit of a beating...but I know he's going to kick ass!!!
*The crowd once again pops as Carla exits, both women with a lot of respect for each other.*
FADE TO COMMERCIAL.
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