Millie D
El Dandy
Something VERY special.
I Love Glee!
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Post by Millie D on Oct 6, 2005 0:45:23 GMT -5
Oceanic is walking around the back getting ready to leave when out of nowhere , Mia attacks her from behind with a chair, knocking her unconscious......
Mia throws the chair with force onto the floor and bends over, grabs Oceanic's hair and says" Just like that i can take anything I want, including your title shot..so consider this a little preview from this sell out to her b!+ch"
Mia drops Oceanic's head back to the floor and walks away with with a satified look on her face
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Post by craigkendo on Oct 6, 2005 3:21:36 GMT -5
*The Connection are backstage. Sum Guy approaches them, mic in hand.*
SG: Hi there, Connection? I'm Sum Guy, and I got fired from my last job in McDonalds, and I...
*Tony Chang grabs Sum Guy by the throat and slams him against the wall.*
Chang: How DARE you approach us so casually! Nobody EVER interrupts us in the middle of our stride! I should kick your head in just like I did to Melina and Johnny Nitro!!!
Craig Kendo: Leave him be, disciple. He means to project our message. Let us allow him to.
*Chang reluctantly releases Sum Guy, and he returns to Kendo's side.*
SG: *Coughing and spluttering* Well...I have a few questions...*COUGH* First of all....what is it that motivated Holly Vaughn to break Joey Mercury's leg like that?
Holly Vaughn: (Calmly) I was simply curious to see it happen. He was just unfortunate enough to be in the way of The Connection. It was nothing personal.
Kendo: (Chuckling in a sinister manner) You see, lowly heathen, miss Vaughn lost her smile years ago. She feels nothing for the infidels she cripples. No pity, no fury, no euphoria, nothing. Everything she does she either does for The Connection, or because it suits her at the time. Unlike "The Viper", Tony Chang. My first disciple.
*Tony Chang smirks at the mention.*
Kendo: He is the most sadistic athelete ever to grace a wrestling ring. He loves to see his opponents' suffer his wrath. What better way to spread the message of The Connection than by fear? The perfect soldier in miss Vaughn, and the perfect torturer in mister Chang. And I, the perfect leader, will lead them to glory.
SG: Well, what about Chrysta, the Ice Queen? She seems to be impressed with your prowess here in EWT?
Chang: What ABOUT Chrysta? You think she is on equal grounds to The Connection? You think she's ON PAR with us?
Kendo: DISCIPLE, CALM YOURSELF!!! *Sigh* We have noticed the interest from the self-proclaimed "Ice Queen". Her interest is noted, and we will be watching her in her matches. She may be the perfect new disciple to The Connection...but that us yet to be seen. Our message is one of sanctity and failure to coincide with our views may be...a fatal mistake. Her strengths are many, but there is one fault she must overcome. Sooner or later, she must face the Ultimate Test. Then, we will see if she may join us. You may return to your rounds, heathen. This message has been sent. We have nothing more to say.
*The Connection walk off. Tony Chang glares at Sum Guy, and eventually steps forward threateningly, punking him out. Chang smirks at this, and begins to walk off, before turning round and superkicking Sum Guy in the face!! Chang laughs evilly before walking off to join the faction.*
SG: (Holds the mic up to his face whilst lying on the floor) I'm...Sum Guy, and I'm about to pass out. Goodnight, Seattle, S.G. has left the buildi....(Passes out)
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Post by pta on Oct 6, 2005 3:22:07 GMT -5
Principal Pain, The Canceler, and Chance Confidence are all inside their lockeroom. Pain is as usual going over his strategy for their match. Suddenly, Secretary Saucy walks in.
Saucy: Ummm... Pain, I got here as soon as I could.
Pain looks over at the secretary and glares.
Pain: Hmmmmph... I'm growing quite tired of your tardiness to my meetings Saucy. You rarely ever accompany us to the ring anymore, you are always concerned about... your hair and nail tidyness, your constant watching of that Oprah Winfrey Television Program, and worst of all... your utter lack of intelligence! I'm starting to regret even making you apart of my illustrious organization.
Saucy: I'm sorry... Pain. Please, give me, like, another chance. We've got a six man tag against the head...bongos and Jacklinn. I'll prove how skilled I am.
Pain scoffs, Confidence and Canceler just sitting there and watching.
Pain: Hmmmm... I suppose I wouldn't be a very good principal if I didn't give you a chance for... extra credit. Very well, if you can prove your worth this week, you will be able to secure your position. But if not... well I'd rather not discuss what will happen.
Saucy: Like thank you Mr. Pain... I won't let you down!!!
The principal glares as Saucy exits the lockerroom.
Pain: My name is PRINCIPAL Pain you harpy.
Chance: What a twit.
Pain: Well, she serves as a wonderful scapegoat I suppose.
Chance: Perhaps.
Fade to commercial.
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Limey
Unicron
It's been awhile.
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Post by Limey on Oct 6, 2005 10:44:08 GMT -5
*Nicole Bass's theme plays as the woman-beast makes her way to the ring. She gets into the ring to modest heat.
"She's Got Issues" then plays, and Carla O Woe makes her way out, accompanied by Limey. Carla and Limey throw up the horns, and pose on the Toomi-Tron. Carla runs to the ring, and slides in, climbing the turnbuckle and throwing up the horns. She then does a somersault off, and turns to face Nicole Bass, pumped up.
The bell rings, and the match is underway. Carla circles Nicole Bass, and the two lock up. Nicole gets the upper hand, pushing away Carla, but Carla quickly gets to her feet, attempting another lock up. Carla handsprings to her feet to a good round of applause. Carla then continues to circle Nicole Bass, and approaches her for what looks like a lock-up. However, she swerves this into a drop-toe hold, then jumping into a chinlock. Nicole fights this for a while before getting to her feet, and pushing Carla to the ropes. Carla bounces off (back to Nicole), and Nicole gets her in a back grapple. Carla tries to fight it to no avail, and Nicole eventually lifts Carla up for a back drop. However, Carla reverses this, landing on her feet, and measuring Nicole up. As Nicole turns to face Carla, Carla hits a dropsault onto Nicole, sending her to the floor.
As Nicole gets up to her knees, Carla immediately runs to the ropes, and hits a springboard dropkick onto Nicole. However, Nicole slaps away Carla's feet, and stomps on Carla when she's down. Nicole picks up Carla by the head and kicks her in the gut before lifting her high into the air for a Gorilla Press Slam. Limey taps the mat to try and get Carla's momentum back, and the crowd join in with claps. Nicole kicks over Carla's body, and goes for a pin.
1, 2...
Carla kicks out at 2! Nicole gets angry at this, and as Carla is up to her feet, Nicole looks ready for a chokeslam. Carla turns as Nicole grasps her throat, but Carla hits a headbutt out of desparation which stuns Nicole. Nicole lets go of Carla, and Carla hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Nicole. Nicole gets to her feet, and is quickly met with an STO!! With Nicole down, Carla drags her to the turnbuckle, and calls for the Eye Candy. Carla goes up to the turnbuckle, throws up the horns, then leaps off. EYE CANDY CONNECTS!!! Carla goes for the pin.
1, 2, 3!
Winner: Carla O Woe.
Post-match, Limey gets into the ring, and raises Carla's arm in victory. Carla celebrates, hugs Limey, then grabs the mic.
Carla: (out of breath, but with a hint of determination) You see that, Rosa? And I'm just getting started! That's a lifetime's worth of wrestling training right there! And when I beat you, and become the number one contender, nothing will give me greater pleasure than to see your face as I win the Girl Next Door...championship! And that's life!! And do you know what? Life will give...you....LIMES!!!!
*"She's Got Issues" plays as Carla and Limey celebrate.*
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Maelstrom
AC Slater
The Tide Will Turn!
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Post by Maelstrom on Oct 6, 2005 13:01:46 GMT -5
*We find ourselves backstage next to the match board, Maelstrom is taking a look at this week's matches*
MAELSTROM: Hmm . . .Randy Orton, the so called Legend Killer . . .well the tide will . ..wait he's a former wwe champion and intercontinental champion . . . looks like I'm going Legend Fishing tonight!
*Maelstrom walks back to his locker room he bumps into Spaz on the way, they share a brief nod to each other as they go . Maelstrom goes to his locker and reads the message, before tearing it off. suddenly from one of the lockers out pops Funaki microphone in hand, he pushes it towards Maelstrom's mouth*
MAELSTROM: You want a comment?
FUNAKI: INDEED!
MAELSTROM: hahaha . . that never gets old . . . haha
*He grabs the mike and boots funaki out of the picture*
MAELSTROM: Now Billy, you want to meet up? . . . in a port? . . . I'll admit i'm suspicious . . . last time you tried something like this I had to go beat up some voodoo punks in New Orleans! . . . and look what happened to them . . . they got washed awa . .
*At that moment Palmer Canon the network executive runs in shouting*
PALMER CANON: You can't say that, its offensive and politically incorrect! . . . and I'm going to . .
*Maelstrom kicks Canon in the gut and whirlpools him through a nearby table, the Network Exec writhes in agony amongst the splinters*
MAELSTROM: As I was saying, before chowder head here interrupted me! . . . I'll be there Billy, there's a good seafood place nearby . . . but if I think your setting me up . . . then the Tide Will Turn . .. and the authorities will find a body in the river on the following morning!!
*Maelstrom walks out of the picture, the camera focuses on the hurt Palmer Canon, before fading out*
(cut to commercial)
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Post by DSR on Oct 6, 2005 17:58:42 GMT -5
*Smoke starts to pour out from below the entryway. The crowd gets to their feet, anxiously awaiting the appearance of the challenger. Marilyn Manson’s voice comes on, saying, “Reach out and touch faith!” Austin Aries appears, as the crowd gives him a huge ovation. Aries rolls into the ring, while “Personal Jesus” plays. He waits on the arrival of the EWT World Champ.
“Aboard the Leper Colony” by Kane Hodder plays, and the crowd is showering DSR with boos. DSR is holding up his World Heavyweight Title, much to the chagrin of the fans. Something seems amiss, though, as fans notice DSR’s wearing an Austin Aries t-shirt. DSR steps through the ring ropes, as Aries gives him a “WTF” look. DSR takes the microphone.
The Crowd: AUS-TIN AR-IES *clap clap clap-clap-clap*
*DSR joins in the chant for a minute, which confuses everyone.
DSR: Look, I’m just as excited to share the ring with Aries as you are to see it happen, but I got some s*** to say about that prick, Steve Austin. Steve, do you honestly think it hurts me that you won’t “put me over”?! You really think I give a s*** that you decided to walk out on the EWT? Steve, in case you didn’t know it, this company has been doing just fine without you. And so have I. If you really think that I’m in any way offended that I didn’t get the opportunity to show the whole world just how awful a WRESTLER you really are, just how broken down you are…well, then you’re a drunker man than people realize. Steve, don’t think for one second that I need you to make myself look good, because I AM good, and I don’t have to prove myself to you. So, by all mean, take your punch, your kick, and your stunner…and go home. No one wants your broken down worthless ass anyway. And might I add, Cold Stone…that everyone knows that I’m better than you.
*DSR hands off the microphone, the bell rings, and the match is underway. DSR extends a hand to Aries, who reluctantly shakes. DSR and Aries start off with a lock up, both men trying to gain leverage. DSR manages to back Aries into the corner, and the ref starts to count for DSR to break the hold. DSR gives a clean break and offers another hand shake. Aries accepts. Aries doesn’t let go though, as he torques DSR’s arm. DSR does a one-handed cartwheel, relieving the pressure. DSR counters into a hammerlock, then a side headlock. Aries whips DSR into the ropes. DSR shoulder tackles Aries, but neither man drops to the mat. DSR chops Aries, and Aries retaliates. The two men go back and forth a bit, before DSR stops and offers a hand shake. Aries grabs DSR’s hand and whips him into the corner. Aries charges in, DSR ducks and back body drops Aries to the outside. Aries lands on the apron, quickly bounces back into the ring and hits an elbow to the face of DSR. As Aries steps out of the corner, DSR locks both arms around Aries neck and drops him to the mat. DSR covers, Aries kicks out at 2. DSR quickly gets up and pulls Aries up by the hair. DSR grabs Aries and picks him up for a suplex. Aries lands on his feet behind DSR, and runs him into the ropes for a roll up. DSR kicks out at 2. DSR stands up and starts an “AUS-TIN AR-IES” chant, which the fans join in. DSR offers a hand shake once again to Aries, Aries accepts the handshake, and DSR leverages the arm to spin Aries around. DSR then locks his arms around Aries’ waist and delivers a Release German Suplex, but Aries lands on his feet. Aries dropkicks DSR into the corner. While DSR lays there, Aries runs the ropes and quickly dropkicks DSR in the back. Aries gets up as DSR stumbles out of the corner. Aries snapmares DSR and hits a dropkick to the back of the head. As DSR lays on the mat, Austin Aries swings his arms back and forth before hitting the Pendulum Elbow! Aries covers DSR, but only gets a 2 count. DSR rolls to the outside of the ring. While DSR tries to catch a breather, Aries runs the ropes and flies with a Tornado Plancha. The crowd shows their approval, while both men are laid out on the floor.
Aries is first to get to his feet, pulling DSR up by his hair. Aries whips DSR into the guardrail. Aries charges in after DSR, but DSR back body drops Aries into the first row. DSR follows Aries into the crowd, and the two men exchange punches. DSR gets in a flurry of strikes before springboarding off the guardrail with a moonsault. The crowd is electric, as DSR slowly pulls himself up to a vertical base. He grabs Aries by the hair and pulls him over the barricade. DSR rolls Aries into the ring before climbing to the top turnbuckle. DSR signals that he’s going for the 450. Aries gets to his feet and starts chopping DSR. Aries climbs the ropes. The two men struggle back and forth, until Aries gains the advantage. He grabs DSR and delivers a superplex. Both men are laid out on the mat, and the crowd rallies behind Aries. Aries slowly rolls over, and drapes an arm over DSR.
1… 2…
Kickout! Aries starts to pull himself off the mat. He manages to get over to the corner and catch a bit of a breather, as DSR gets up. Aries charges in, but DSR pulls out an Emokick out of nowhere! DSR crawls over to Aries for the cover.
1… 2…
Foot on the ropes. DSR pulls himself and Aries up to a vertical base. DSR whips Aries into the corner. DSR charges in for a shoulder tackle to the midsection, Aries escapes through the ropes, and DSR bangs his shoulder into the ringpost! Aries climbs back into the ring and schoolboys DSR, but DSR kicks out. Aries, not missing a beat, grabs DSR on the mat and locks on the Rings of Saturn! DSR screams out in pain, as the audience chants “TAP! TAP! TAP!” at DSR! DSR kicks his legs about, as his feet are inches from the ropes! DSR somehow manages to get his feet on the ropes, forcing Aries to break the hold. Aries pulls DSR towards the corner and climbs the turnbuckles. DSR is laying on his stomach. Aries pulls out a 450 hitting DSR’s shoulders with extreme force! The crowd erupts with joy, as Aries once again locks on the Rings of Saturn! DSR is forced to give up!
Finkel: The winner of the FIRST fall, Austin Aries!
*Both men get a minute to rest before the next fall starts.
Aries: That’s one fall down already!
DSR: Yeah, your one and ONLY fall. Don’t count on lightning striking twice! Hope you’re ready for a steel f***ing cage!
*DSR turns his back and does whatever he can to relieve the pain in his shoulder. The bell rings to signal the start of the second fall. Aries charges DSR and immediately starts attacking the shoulder. Aries perches DSR on top of the turnbuckle. Aries chops DSR repeatedly! One chop causes DSR to lose his balance, but his foot is caught in the ropes! DSR is left with his body hanging outside of the ring, with one leg tangled in the ropes. Aries runs the ropes and dropkicks DSR in the shoulder! The ref does his best to get DSR out of the ropes. Finally, the ref frees DSR, causing him to fall to the floor. DSR gets to his feet, and Aries prepares to fly with another Plancha. This time, DSR sidesteps, causing Aries to hit the floor with a thud! DSR grabs Aries and whips him into the guardrail. DSR proceeds to chop Aries in the chest a few times before taking him to the ring apron and bashing his head against it. DSR then rolls Aries into the ring. DSR rubs his shoulder a bit before covering Aries, who kicks out at 2. The crowd rallies behind Aries, as DSR gets up and winds his arm up in the corner. Aries gets to his feet, DSR attempts a Clothesline from TRL, Aries ducks, and DSR turns around. Aries grabs DSR, picks him up for a Brainbuster, but DSR lands on his feet, standing behind Aries. DSR flips Aries around, kicks him in the stomach and nails an Emoflow DDT!
Both men are laid out, as the “AUS-TIN AR-IES” chants start up again. DSR drags his arm across the chest of Aries.
1… 2…
Kickout. DSR picks himself up a bit, and argues with the ref that it should’ve been 3. DSR gets to his feet and pulls himself up the turnbuckles. The chants for Aries continue. Aries gets to his feet and stumbles over to the ropes, causing DSR to crotch himself on the top turnbuckle. Aries climbs up after DSR, and the two exchange punches, before Aries pushes DSR off the top, to the mat. Aries signals for another 450, but DSR rolls out of the way. Aries clutches his stomach as he gets up to one knee. DSR, feeling an adrenaline rush, charges and delivers a SHINING WIZARD! DSR gets to his feet and winds up his arm again. Aries gets up, turns around, and feels the force of a vicious Clothesline from TRL! DSR covers.
1… 2… 3!
Finkel: The winner of the second fall, D! S! R!
*Five minute break this time, while the ring crew (DUNN AND MAR-COS *clap clap clap-clap-clap) sets up the cage. DSR continues to try and relieve the pain in his shoulder. Aries is a bit groggy, but more or less ready to go.
Cage is set up. Ding ding, the bell rings, and DSR runs to the door, looking to end the third fall early. Aries catches DSR by the hair and pulls him back into the ring. Aries gets a flurry of punches, before DSR delivers one of his own. DSR manages to whip Aries into the ropes. DSR ducks as Aries leap frogs, but Aries turns around quickly and props himself on DSR’s shoulders. Aries delivers a REVERSE RANA! DSR seems completely out of it. Aries walks over to the door. DSR manages to wrap an arm around Aries’ ankle, preventing him from leaving. Aries stomps DSR a few times. Aries heads back toward the door, but DSR flat out trips him with his arm, causing Aries’ neck to fall on the ring ropes. Aries falls to the mat, as DSR starts to show some signs that he actually knows where he is. DSR gets to his feet. Aries gets up shortly afterward. DSR attempts an Emokick, Aries grabs the foot and spins DSR completely around, but DSR manages to lock his arms around Aries and deliver the EXPLODER SUPLEX! DSR pulls himself up and begins to climb the side of the cage. DSR is climbing pretty close to the cage door. Aries starts to show signs of life, as DSR makes it over the side of the cage. DSR sees that Aries is standing, and the cage door is open.
DSR: Aw s***, no!
*DSR realizes that Aries is going to dive out of the cage, like he did against Colt Cabana. DSR pushes his legs off the side of the cage, as Aries begins to run. Aries goes for the dive, when DSR essentially dropkicks the door into Aries’ head! The force of the kick causes DSR to let go of the side of the cage, crashing to the outside with a thud!
Finkel: The winner of the match, and STILL EWT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, D! S! R!
*As DSR and Aries are both completely drained, there’s no celebrating. We see an unconscious DSR laid out on the ground, EWT World Title draped across his chest. The crowd really isn’t sure how to react.
Crowd: THAT WAS AWE-SOME! *clap clap clap-clap-clap* THAT WAS AWE-SOME! *clap clap clap-clap-clap* THAT WAS AWE-SOME! *clap clap clap-clap-clap*
*Cut to commercial.
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B.A.
Grimlock
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Post by B.A. on Oct 6, 2005 20:25:22 GMT -5
Jr: King! we have an exciting match tonight, as we see the Ox title holder, the rookie Eddie Omega taking on not only Alex Shelley, but the legend Jushin Thunder Liger who we havent seen much of.
King: oh how right you are Jr. And get this, rumor has Eddie is in the building right now, and hes not in a good mood after hearing comments made by Ewt superstar spaz.
Coach: You know, I like this Eddie fellow.
Jr: Whys that?
Coach: He reminds me of me, what else?
Bell rings
Lillian: The following match is for the Ewt Ox Division title!
On the way to the ring, from Hiroshima, Japan....
*Sparks go off, Jushin thunder Liger.* *Crowd goes nuts*
Liger walks down to the ring and takes off his cape.
Lillian: And on the way to the ring, Alex Shelley.
JR: what a match this is going to be..
King: oh wait..whats going on???
Eddie Omega runs up behind Alex Shelley and clotheslines him to the ground. He picks him up for a scoop slam, but insteads drops him on his neck injuring his windpipe on the barrier. Refs come down and try to get Eddie away from Alex.
JR: Hes not supposed to do that king!! Coach: Oh why not? the bell rung right?
Eddie looks around with a mean look on his face. *Crowd boos* Eddie picks up his title and looks at it. He looks around and drops it on the ramp and runs into the ring. He goes to spear liger but liger flips over his back and Eddie goes flying out the ring and almost hits a running Lillian.
King: Lillian get out the way, why dont you come up here and sit on my lap where your safe Jr: You call that safe?
Eddie gets up and shakes off the cobwebs. He gets on the apron and gets in the ring. Collar elbow tie up by both men. Eddie knees liger and begins the assault. Both men are trying to claw for position. Eddie gets the upper hand by gouging ligers eyes. Irish whip into the ropes by eddie and he delivers a back elbow. Eddie goes for a pin but only gets a one count. Eddie picks Liger up and knees him in the head as he falls to the ground. Eddie goes to liger and gets him in a butterfly lock.
Ref:Do you give up?
Liger signals no, and Eddie frustrated that the tide wont change much kicks Ligers back. Slap to the chest by eddie and it looks like hes going to finish the Frat Step Attack.
Jr:here it comes, the back splash by Eddie.
But Liger knows whats going on, and gets up as eddie misses. Eddie in pain, doesnt see Liger. Liger runs to the ropes and does a moonsault off the top rope on to eddie.
Ref: 1, 2..
Eddie kicks out and gets to his knees. Liger kicks his left leg out and puts eddie in a corner. Liger goes for a irish whip into the other turnbuckle, but Eddie reverses, and goes for a high knee but he misses this time. Liger turns him around and does another irish whip into the turnbuckle. Liger runs towards eddie and then does the liger kick into eddies face.
Coach and Jr: oh!!!
Eddie looks to be legitimately hurt and rolls out the ring.
Ref begins to count and makes it to 5 before eddie gets back in. Eddie does an european uppercut and gets liger realing backwards.
Crowd: Lets go Liger!!! Lets go Liger!!! Lets go Liger
Eddie looks to the crowd and tells them to shut up. He sets liger into the corner and begins to kick him violently for The Pledges. Eddie begins to pick him up and put him on the rope.
Jr: It looks like its all over..
Eddie signals for the end putting him on the top rope. But liger punches eddie, and gets him ready for a tornado ddt, but lands
King: whats this?
Liger then picks Eddie up and does his trademark move, the brainbuster on eddie.
Jr: oh my, eddie landed right on his head there.
Coach: You know, Im wondering how does Spaz feel about this, i wonder if hes watching?
Ref: 1, 2..
Eddie barely kicks out, and liger is mad. He looks around and gets Eddie up. He wants to go ahead and finish the match but Eddie is tough. Eddie kicks liger in the stomach and wants does a belly to belly suplex. He picks liger up and wants to do a powerbomb to the outside, but liger reverses it, goes down and tries for a back body drop. But eddie holds on the ropes. Liger gets up and knocks eddie in the head so hard he gets dizzy. Liger then kicks eddie in the stomach
Jr:OH MY, no he cant. He must outweight him by 100 or more lbs.
Liger picks eddie up for the liger bomb, while the roof comes off the place with people cheering. Eddie is out cold in the ring and wont be getting up from that.
Jr:Thats it! Thats it!! New champ!!!!
Ref: 1, 2..
But then the ref dissappears.
King: Look Jr thats shelley! He pulled him out the ring!!
Liger is waiting while eddie is still out from the move. Shelley attacks liger while the crowd boos. Eddie begins to stir and to pick up his head. He gets up very slowly to see whats going on, and rolls out the ring and looks to the announcers table. He grabs his belt while Shelley throws Liger over the ropes having him hit the steel steps. Eddie then as shelley turns around knocks him in the head with the title.
Coach: He knocked him right out Jr.
Jr: Oh dont let it end like this..
Ref: Begins to get up and slides in slowly.
1....2...3
Eddie, rolls off of Shelley and is exhausted.
King: Talk about highway robbery Jr:you can say that again
Lillian and hears your winner, and still Ox division champ. Eddie Omega!!
Crowd: booooooo
Eddies music plays, while he grabs his title in the ring and staggers to the backstage area.
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Post by dorf on Oct 6, 2005 22:58:25 GMT -5
Dorf vs. Ken KennedyChimmel: This match is scheduled for one fall. *Dorfs music plays. A loud chant for him occurs as Dorf comes out from under the banter* Coming down to the ring, weighing in at 268 pounds, DORF! *Dorf comes from under the banters and enters under the CrapTron. Accompanying Dorf is Diva-Dorf who is fresh from a win off Nidia. They both hold hands as they strut down the ramp to enter the ring to a full pop from the crowd. They enter the ring and do their normal stuff as the crowd pops very loudly…until,* Chimmel: *Ken Kennedy’s music plays* Coming… *Kennedy comes out of nowhere from the banters* Kennedy: SHUT UP and sit down Chimmel! *Chimmel sits down in disgust* We’re gonna do this right, unlike that punk. Ahem…Coming down to the ring, weighing in at 242 and 3 quarter pounds, yeah I lost a quarter pound, from Green Bay Wisconsin, I give you….MR. KEN KENNEDY…………………..KENNNNNNEDY! *Kennedy gets a massive boo’s as drops the microphone and enters the ring fine. The two have a nice cold stare. Just when the match was about to begin, DSRs music plays throughout the arena…and goes straight to our announcers tonight, Jim Hoss and KEENG! Hoss: BAH, GAWD KEENG! We have DhossR tonight. Would you like to try my barbecue sauce tonight? DSR: *chews gum* Know what Jim Hoss? Yes. Yes I do…in fact can I have a bottle right now? Hoss: OH MY GOD KEENG! Someone wants to try my barbecue sauce tonight *hands DSR barbecue sauce* Wanna try it now? DSR: No, now is not the time. *looks at Keeng* Any words KEENG? KEENG: PUPPIES! DSR: That’s what I thought. *Somehow through all this, the match began and Dorf and Kennedy lock-up. Dorf got the stronger body and moves him to a corner and holds him there. After a count of four, the referee attempts to separate the two, but Dorf gets a sucker punch in to embarrass Kennedy. The crowd is laughing at Kennedy at what happened. Kennedy becomes disgruntled and shouts a ‘KENNEDY’ chant real loud to get the crowd boo’in. Meanwhile, back at the commentator’s position…* DSR: *tastes barbecue sauce and becomes sarcastic…* Hmm…good barbecue sauce, Hoss. Hoss: DSR, I know the others think you sir, bah gawd yer an ass****, but I think you are one of the nicest on top of ‘best’ EWT wrestlers. *DSR then uses the barbecue sauce to pour over Hoss. Keeng laughs like crazy* DSR: *laughing* How do you like that Jim Hoss? I know Keeng is living up to it. *Hoss looks at DSR with a cold, dry stare. DSR is just laughing at him* C’mon Hoss, I was just doing this to make me look happy. Congratulations, you made me happy…why can’t you be now? Keeng: *laughing* Yeah, Hoss you got yers. *Looks at Diva-Dorf* PUPPIES! Hoss: *serious* Never mind, Lets get back to this Hoss-like match. *Dorf and Kennedy lock-up again with Kennedy getting advantage to Dorf and then he Irish Whips him to the ropes, as Dorf came back to Kennedy, Kennedy jumped over Dorf as Dorf ducked under Kennedy…when they came back around, Kennedy does an Arm Drag Takedown. They both get up right away as Kennedy gave Dorf another stiff Arm Drag Takedown, Ricky Steamboat style. Both get up right again as Kennedy was about to do another Arm Drag Takedown, but Dorf counters into a Side Russian Leg Sweep to Kennedy. Both get up right away and they both stare at each other to a big pop.* DSR: That was nice Dorf, but you didn’t get by me at Crap-a-Mania 2! *laughs evily* Hoss: That wasn’t nice DSR: Hey Hoss. Hoss: Yes? DSR: Think fast *squirts some leftover barbecue sauce at Hoss. DSR laughs loudly again; so does Keeng* *Dorf and Kennedy lock-up again, but this time Dorf turns around and gives Kennedy a German Suplex and immediately attempts to pin Kennedy* Ref: 1……………………………………2……………………*Kennedy bridges Dorf’s attempted pin* *Kennedy gets all twisted with Dorf and somehow Kennedy takes advantage and gets Dorf in an Inverted Neck Hold/Choke and then gives Dorf an Inverted DDT. Kennedy shouts a loud ‘Kennedy’ to get the crowd over with boo’s. Kennedy looks at the top rope with an evil smirk and then looks at Dorf. He drags Dorf to the ropes and picks him to the corner. His evil smirk can only be delighted by DSR, the smarks of the crowd, and this writer of this match (hey, maybe the people who read this too). He puts Dorf on the top rope as Dorf is still wiped out from that Inverted DDT.* *Kennedy climbs to the top rope and puts in position of a very dangerous move as he picks up Dorf over his shoulder and DELIVERS THE KENTON BOMB1!!!!! Kennedy attempts to pin, but is COUNTERED BY DORF! Kennedy tries his hardest squirm out of the counter, but could not. Dorf gets the 3 count and is barely knew that he got the 3 count.* Winner: by pinfall, DORF!DSR: Looks like I have to do everything to keep this guy down. *leaves commentator’s booth* *Kennedy is stunned by his loss, so he grabs the mic* Kennedy: NO!……NO…I didn’t lose, I’m Mister Ken Kennedy…………KENNEDY DAMNIT! In fact, here is your winner, MISTER KEN….KENNEDY!………………………………..KENNEDY! *Kennedy leaves as DSR enters the ring where Dorf is still down* *DSR comes to the ring and delivers and Emoflow DDT and then the TURBONEGRO DESTROYER! to Dorf. DSR gets the steel chair out and does a Flying Brainbustahhhh!!! to Dorf’s cranium. DSR makes Dorf stand up and delivers another Emoflow DDT with the steel chair in the ring. DSR spits in Dorf’s face and leaves with the following message:* DSR: HA! You suck and you will always will. I beat you at Crap-a-Mania 2 and I will beat you anytime, anywhere you can think of…no matter WHAT! *leaves*
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Post by Oceanic on Oct 7, 2005 1:51:43 GMT -5
Mistress Mia is about to leave the arena when Sum Guy suddenly runs between her and the door to the parking lot. Mia gets upset at him.
Mia: "What do you think you're doing?"
Sum Guy: "Distracting you for twenty dollars."
Mia: "What?!"
Suddenly Oceanic runs up behind Mia and puts her in a rear naked choke. Mia struggles but after a few moments is out like a light. Oceanic gets up, dusts herself off, and gives Sum Guy his twenty dollars before walking away.
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Post by pta on Oct 7, 2005 7:44:14 GMT -5
" The Pain has only begun!!!! "
Principal Pain, The Canceler, Chance Confidence, and Secretary Saucy all make their way down to the ring, the crowd booing them all immensely. Pain as usual ignores the booing as all four of them slowly walks down the ramp towards the ring.
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Approaching the ring, at a combined weight of 904 pounds, being accompanied to the ring by Chance Confidence, They are the P.T.A., Secretary Saucy, The Canceler, and Principal Pain!!!
The announcer takes a deep breath after saying all that. Meanwhile Pain, Canceler, and Saucy all slide into the ring while Confidence stays outside, to watch the match.
Suddenly the HeadBangers theme hit and they got a modest pop.
Announcer: And their opponents. Introducing first, at a combined weight of 488 pounds, Thrasher and Mosh, the Headbangers!!!
Mosh and Thrasher run out of the back, heading towards the ring as the P.T.A. exits, Pain with a disgusted and almost offended look on his face.
Suddenly Jacqueline's theme start up next on the Toomitron and she also heads out.
Announcer: And their tag team partner, from Dallas Texas, weighing in at 119 pounds, Jacqueline!
Jackie comes out to an equally loud pop as she walks out towards the ring with her Tag Team Partners. She slides into the ring with the Headbangers. Pain on the outside grabs a microphone from someone on the outside.
Pain: Honestly... this has to be our WORST opponents yet! A Muscle Headed Woman... and a pair of Insane Clown Posse Rejects! You three all make me absolutely sick to my stomach. Though I must thank Curly Long for allowing me the opportunity to beat some sense into your empty heads...
As the crowd boos, The Headbangers and Jackie all run over to the side of the ring and vault over the ropes, taking out all three members of the P.T.A. to a huge cheer from the crowd. Thrasher and Mosh both pick up Canceler and whip him headfirst into the steel steps outside the ring, knocking him down on the outside. Saucy meanwhile is thrown inside the ring as Jackie follows her, the bell ringing. She starts nailing Saucy with a few clotheslines, taking her down each time, finally after hitting enough, grabbing and whipping her full speed into the ropes, nailing a spine-buster as she comes back to the mat and going for an early cover. 1...2...
But Saucy immediately kicks out, not going to lose this early. Thrasher and Mosh are now on the aprons, as Pain has also made his way to his of the ring. The Canceler is now back on his feet and heading over their as well.
Jackie gives Saucy a swift Spinning Heel kick, taking her back down to the mat. She immediately takes in Thrasher. Thrasher immediately picks up the fallen Saucy and whips her full-speed into the P.T.A. side of the ring, her head bouncing of the turnbuckle and knocking her back down. Principal Pain is sternly watching Saucy be man...and woman-handled. She slowly gets up and tags in Pain. Pain immediately enters the ring and locks up with Thrasher, spinning around to his rear and lifting him up for a reverse suplex to the mat. Thrasher is taken down to the mat as Pain smirks then leaps up high with an elbow drop to his chest area. He follows up with a quick pin attempt. 1...2...
But Thrasher kicks out. Pain gets frustrated and lifts him up, dragging him over and tagging Canceler. Canceler hoists up Thrasher into the air into Electric Chair Drop Position. Meanwhile, Confidence gets on the apron to distract the referee as pain leaps up high and nails Thrasher with a dropkick-like low-blow move. Thrasher groans as Pain exits the ring, then he gets dropped to the mat by the Canceler who goes for a cover of his own. 1...2...
But Mosh runs in a breaks up the count. Canceler slowly looks up and growls, rising to his feet and grabbing both Mosh and Thrasher by the necks, then slamming them together for a meeting of the minds. Both Headbangers go down to the mat.
Confidence on the outside watches and claps politely, Meanwhile the crowd is booing the P.T.A. immensely.
Pain is tagged back in by Canceler as he leaps up to the turnbuckle again and leaps off for a double elbow drop to both Headbangers. However, he misses as both roll out of the way. Pain groans as he hits the mat. Mosh exiting as Thrasher stands back up and lifts Pain to his feet, hitting him with a few lefts and rights. Pain is too dazed to counter. Thrasher quickly grabs him for a neckbreaker and connects, going for the cover. 1...2...
But Pain quickly kicks out once again. Thrasher gets up and goes over to tag in Mosh and does so. Mosh immediately enters the ring and nails a dropkick on Pain as he gets back to his feet, taking him back down. Mosh starts stomping at Pain to soften him up a bit, the crowd getting fully behind the Headbangers. He then lifts and whips Pain into the nearby turnbuckle, slowly lifting him up and going for a Superplex to the mat. Before he can though, Pain nails him with a powerful flurry of fists to the face, knocking him off and sending him down to the mat. Pain immediately stands up on the turnbuckle and waits for him to stand, but Mosh out of desperation grabs and shakes the ropes, knocking Pain off and making him straddle the turnbuckle, Pain groaning in... well Pain as he slumps over and falls off to the mat. Mosh and Pain slowly crawl over to their sides of the ring, soon they both make it, tagging Saucy and Jackie in respectively.
Saucy and Jackie quickly enter the ring, Saucy taking Jackie down with a spinning wheel kick. As she gets back up, Saucy grabs Jackie and lifts her up for a nice brainbuster to the mat. Saucy then leaps up with a leg drop to Jackie's throat. Pain nodding with approval as she does so. Jackie slowly gets up again, only to get knocked back down with a powerful hip toss. Saucy looks down and does to the mat, locking in a sleeper hold on Jackie, trying to knock her out, but Jackie manages to escape before she can lock it in with some swift elbows.
Saucy gets back up as does Jackie who signals for the end, leaping up and nailing the Tornado DDT! Saucy goes down hard. She goes for a cover.
However instead of the P.T.A. breaking it up, Pain and Canceler slowly get off the apron and simply watch Saucy get pinned. 1...2...3!!!
Announcer: Here are your winners... The Headbangers and Jacquline!!!
Jackie, Mosh and Thrasher immediately exit the ring, celebrating on the outside. Pain slowly slides into the ring, grabbing the announcer's microphone as he looks down at a fallen Saucy.
Pain: Well my secretary, it seems you were unable to win the match. It seems you failed when I gave you your opportunity to redeem yourself. So... since you were the one to be pinned, I find that the team of myself and Canceler are still... UNDEFEATED!!!
The crowd boos at this as Pain continues looking down at Saucy.
Pain: And furthermore... as the Principal and Leader of the P.T.A., I have no choice to give you your well-deserved send off. In other words Saucy... YOU'RE EXPELLED!!!
Saucy looks up in Surprise as Confidence slides in from behind, hoisting up Saucy who screaming, begging Pain for Mercy. Pain smirks and shakes his head, Confidence shoving Saucy into Canceler's arms who hoists her up in military press position. Saucy screams and desperately tries to escape as Principal Pain climbs up onto the turnbuckle and leaps off, nailing Saucy with the Expulsion and knocking her out completely.
The crowd are in a state of shock of what they just saw, immediately booing Pain and the P.T.A. as the Principal looks down at his secretary, shaking his head. He turns around and swiftly exits the ring, followed by Confidence and Canceler.
Pain slowly lifts up the Microphone again.
Pain: Oh and Michael... Joelson... that's nothing compared to what is going to happen... TO YOU!
He throws the microphone down, the crowd booing immensely as the camera zooms in on an unconcious Secretary Saucy... and we fade to commercial.
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Oct 7, 2005 8:47:36 GMT -5
*The Mexicools music hits & Super Crazy heads to the ring.*
RA: From Tulancingo, Hidalgo, Mexico weighing in at 195 lbs he is SUPERRRRRRR CRRRRAZYYYYY!!!!
*The crowd pop big for Crazy.*
*Party Starter hits & Spaz head to the ring.*
RA: From Sydney Australia weighing in at 216 lbs Spaz!
*The crowd pops again Spaz rolls into the ring & the two shake hands. The bell rings & they lock up Crazy has Spaz in a wristlock. Crazy pulls Spaz down to the ground & drops the leg onto Spaz's face. Both men are up & Spaz grabs Crazy. He whips him into the ropes & Shoulder Blocks him down, and again & again he goes for a cover but only gets a 1 count. Both men rise & Spaz grabs Crazy, he tries to hit a Down Under DDT but Crazy fights out & levels Spaz with a dropkick to the face. Crazy heads to the TB & is looking for an Asai Moonsault but Spaz gets out of the way just in time. Crazy is hurt & Spaz sees this he locks on a Sydney Cloverleaf. The crowd cheer as it looks like Crazy is about ot tap. But as he is applying more pressure he is hit in the back of the head with the OX Title by Eddie Omega! The ref calls for the bell but Omega is now going to work on Spaz. Stomping a mudhole in him. He lifts Spaz up & plants him with a Powerbomb.
EO: You want this title Spaz? You are going to have to earn it the hard way! See this, this is your future.
*Eddie's theme hits as he heads back up the ramp. The camera shows Spaz lying on the mat seemingly out of it as we cut to commercial.*
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Post by scbg on Oct 7, 2005 12:58:39 GMT -5
Guns 'n' Roses "Hair of the Dog" blasts over the PA system as Raskall and Trunk emerge. Raskall is all smiles.
Raskall: Well, the suspense has been building for the last few weeks, but finally, you people will see Raskall and Trunk take on Curly Long and Mr. Big, right in this very ring, tonight!
Crowd is somewhat apathetic.
Raskall: We've reached an agreement, and in just a few moments, you will see the greatest tag team of all time, along with those other two guys I just mentioned, in the same ring at the same time! But before I continue, I should mention that Curly and Big haven't quite been themselves lately. You see, Curly urged Big to take him to the local gym, to pick up chicks, as usual. But when they were all done working out and went to the steam room, well...let's just bring them out. Mr. Big, you back there?
Out comes a fat, slobby-looking midget, dressed just like Mr. Big. He mocks Big by lumbering to the ring as slowly as possible.
Raskall: Hey Big, you're forgetting something. What happened to your tag partner? Where's Curly?
Midget Big turns around and whistles. From backstage comes a miniature chihuahua, shaved bald and dressed just like Curly. He has a tiny sweater with "VLB" written on the back. Midget Big gathers the dog up in his arms and carries him to the ring. Trunk, usually the silent type, roars with uncontrollable laughter.
Raskall: Aww, lookit the little doggie! C'mere Curly! Let me rub your furry wittle tummy-wummy!
Raskall rubs the dog's belly. The dog's leg starts jerking in excitement. Suddenly, it pees all over the canvas.
Raskall: Uh oh! Looks like wittle Curly had an accident! Hey Big, do us a favor and clean that up!
Raskall pushes Midget Big down, and he falls right on the puddle of dog pee.
Raskall: That should soak it up nice. Now take your dog and get outta here.
Midget Big gathers up the dog and gets out of the ring.
Raskall: Let's get moving, Trunk. This place is starting to smell of dog piss.
Raskall and Trunk exit.
Commercial break
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Post by Poker Joker on Oct 7, 2005 13:54:34 GMT -5
(The scene opens up in a seafood resturant. In the background, elevator-style dining music plays softly. On the back wall can be seen a menu with the "Catch of the Day writen on it and some interesting decorations from a fishing boat, including nets and crab shells. The camera pans around to find Maelstrom standing by tank containing the lobsters. He stares at them while he waits to be seated, occationally tapping on the glass. Eventually, a matrode approaches him who looks vaguely familiar.... its Carl Guerrero dressed up in a waiter's disguise that includes fake eyebrows and a fake mustache. He walks up to Maelstrom, somewhat hiding his face.)
*CARL* (with a horrible Italian accent): Excus-ah me, sir. Would you like-ah to be seated?
(Maelstrom looks at Carl and is taken back a bit by the stupid disguise.)
*MAELSTROM*: Uh.... Yeah. I would. I'm... supposed to meet someone here.
*CARL*: Ecellent-eh, sir. Follow-ah me-ah.
(The two walk a little ways away when Carl suddenly stops and turns to Maelstrom.)
*CARL* (without the fake Italian accent): The weather in Brazil is snowy, today.
(Maelstrom gets a confused look on his face.)
*MAELSTROM*: Excuse me?
*CARL* (speaking slower): The weather in Brazil is snowy, today.
*MAELSTROM*: What the hell does that have to do with getting me a table
*CARL*: You're supposed to say "Because the sun always shines in Peru."
*MAESTROM* (even more confused): Does it?
*CARL*: Have you ever been to Peru during the rainy season? Of course it doesn't! But you're just supposed to say that.
(Maelstrom stares at Carl for a second in disbelief before he finally answers.)
*MAELSTROM (cautiously)*: Because... the sun always shines... in Peru?
*CARL* (going back to using his fake Italian accent): Very well-ah, sir.
*MAELSTROM*: Hey, uh... why did you need me to say that?
*CARL* (again getting rid of the fake accent): That was the password. That's how I knew you were you.
*MAELSTROM*: Who else would I be?
*CARL*: Its not who else YOU would be. Its who else would be trying to be you?
*MAELSTROM*: I'm 300-plus pound guy who stands about six-and-a-half feet tall, and is wearing wrestling tights. Who the hell else is COULD try to be me?
*CARL*: Shhh! There are ears everywhere, back here.
(Carl leads Maelstrom to a table. Sitting at the table is a man in a dark trench coat with a menu covering up his face. Maelstrom looks at the man, then looks around a little bit before sitting down. Carl leaves the two alone, as Maelstrom opens up a menu.)
*MAELSTROM*: You wanted to speak to me?
(The man in the trench coat lowers the menu from his face. It’s Billy “The Virgin” Ubermark. He is wearing dark sunglasses and a dark hat on his head, apparently in an attempt to hide his face. His hands are also covered by black leather gloves. In a way, he looks like some kind of spy.)
*BU*: I did. Welcome, Maelstrom.
*MAELSTROM*: What’s with the get-up, Billy?
*BU*: I’m trying to keep a low profile. I don’t want anyone paying attention to us while we’re discussing this stuff.
*MAELSTROM*: Good luck. I’m wearing wrestling tights, and you’re wearing a hat, gloves, a trench coat, and sunglasses INDOORS where there is no sun and the temperature is over 80 degrees. I THINK people are going to notice us.
*BU*: OK. Whatever. Look, we’ve got ourselves a problem.
*MAELSTROM*: Whadaya mean “WE”? I know I’ve got TWO problems, myself. The first is YOU, and second is that slime bag, Merc, who ran off with my Tri-State Championship.
*BU*: First of all, that’s MY Tri-State Championship….
*MAELSTROM* (getting visibly irritated): Like hell it is!
(Maelstrom starts to get up from his seat, but Billy puts an arm out and motions for him to sit down.)
*BU*: OK. Whatever. Look, we BOTH know that one of US deserves the Tri-State Title….
(Suddenly, from off behind Billy, Carl Guerrero reapproaches the table. He is now wearing a different costume, but is still posing as a waiter. His fake eybrows are gone, but the mustache is still there. He’s also donned a fake blonde wig.)
*CARL*: Can I take your order, please?
(Maelstrom looks at Carl Guerrero and has to do a double-take at the ridiculousness of how he looks.)
*BU*: I think we’re ready.
*CARL* (with a serious look on his face, and speaking slowly): They say swordfish tastes like chicken.
*BU* (Billy shakes his head): Carl….
(Carl gestures with his hand at Billy. Finally Billy gives out an exasperated sigh.)
*BU*: That’s because flounder tastes like beef.
(Carl gives a nod of approval to Billy.)
*CARL*: What do you need me to do next, amigo?
*BU*: Uh… nothing, Carl. You’re doing a good job. Keep it up!
*CARL*: Gotcha!
(Carl goes off, adjusting his fake mustache as he does so. Maelstrom watches him leave in disbelief.)
*MAELSTROM*: What’s the deal with Carl Guerrero? Does he need a second paycheck, or something?
*BU*: He’s with me. He’s got special skills that’ll help us out.
*MAELSTROM*: What kind of skills?
*BU*: SPECIAL skills….. just trust me.
*MAELSTROM*: When I came in here, he said some line and then wanted me to give him a response, like a password, or something.
*BU*: He did that to you, too?
*MAELSTROM*: Yeah.
*BU*: Geez! I told him not to do that. It makes this whole thing seem weird.
(At that, Maelstrom looks over Billy in his trench coat spy-like get-up, again. He shakes his head and rubs his eyes, almost as if he’s embarassed to be a part of this whole charade.)
*MAELSTROM*: Anyways… as you were saying….
*BU*: As I was saying,… Even though we don’t agree on who SHOULD be the Tri-State Champion, we both agree on who SHOULD NOT be the Tri-State Champ…. And that’s Merc.
*MAELSTROM* (nodding his head): I’ll agree with that.
*BU*: Maelstrom, I wanna call a truce.
(Maelstrom looks cautiously at Billy.)
*MAELSTROM*: A what?
*BU*: A truce. I wanna put the bad blood between us away until we can get the Tri-State Championship back.
*MAELSTROM*: Really? You? YOU?! After bashing me over the head with a baseball bat? After you’ve made how many comments about me having sushi for brains? You wanna burry the hatchet? After you’ve made HOW MANY COMMENTS about me having sex with dolphins…
*BU* (interrupting, and slightly hostile and loud): Yeah, well what about all YOUR comments about me not having sex at all.
(A guy sitting at the table behind Billy accidently hears this and turns.)
*MAN*: Excuse me. Did you just say that you havent’ had sex at all?
*BU* (turns to the man with an annoyed look): Shut up and eat your seafood alfredo!
(The man turns back around and goes back to his dinner, while Billy turns back to Maelstrom.)
*MAELSTROM*: I’ll be honest with you, Billy. I don’t trust you.
*BU*: Yeah, well, you’re not exactly my favorite person in the world, right now, either. But the fact of the matter is that, right now, we need each other.
*MAELSTROM*: Bullsh….
*BU*: Hey! Have you got a plan to get the Tri-State Title back?
(Maelstrom thinks for a couple seconds and then simply shakes his head.)
*BU*: That’s what I thought. Now I’ve GOT a plan, but I can’t do it without you.
(Maelstrom looks away from Billy for a moment.)
*BU*: Look! Whether we like each other or not, we’ve GOT to work together, or we’re both going to be out of luck, and that weasel, Merc, is going to keep calling himself the Tri-State Champion.
(Maelstrom finally looks up at Billy.)
*MAELSTROM*: You’re right. We’ve gotta get the Tri-State Championship Belt back before we can decide which of us deserves to be the champ. So count me in. Now what’s your plan.
(Billy reaches into his trench coat and pulls out a folder with the word “CONFIDENTIAL” stamped on it in big, red letters. He slides it across the table to Maelstrom, who rolls his eyes at the whole cloak-and-dagger routine.)
*BU*: Take a look at this, and make sure nobody else sees it. Its for your eyes only!
(Maelstrom gets up from his seat. He takes the folder with him.)
*MAELSTROM*: I’ll look at it back at the arena and let you know what I think. Later, Billy.
(Carl Guerrero comes back over to the table.)
*CARL*: Is there anything else I can get for you gentlemen.
*MAELSTROM*: Later, Carl.
(Carl gets nervous and starts pointing to his name tag.)
*CARL*: Uh…. My… my name isn’t Carl, sir. My name is Olaf. I’m from Italy!
(Maelstrom gives Carl a weird look.)
*MAELSTROM*: Yeah… whatever. Later, man.
(Carl pours some water in Billy’s glass as Maelstrom leaves. Billy then rises himself. He looks at Carl and gives him a throat slash sign while pointing to the man at the table behind him. Carl nods as Billy walks away. Carl waits a few seconds before he turns around and pours the water in his pitcher over the man’s head, and then hits him with the pitcher. The man grabs the back of his head as Carl bends over to whisper in his ear.)
*CARL*: That, my friend, is for your careless display of Virgin Discrmination. Good day.
(With that Carl walks off. The man looks at Carl with a puzzled and angry look as the scene fades to black.)
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Post by dorf on Oct 7, 2005 20:16:02 GMT -5
*After what DSR said to Dorf last night, Dorf (bandaged and bruised) goes over to the match board where Curly Long left his mark*
Dorf: If DSR wants to fight me, he will get it...he will get his...just do.
*grabs marker and changes the match board. Laughs while writing on the match board and strikes through his match. Dorf takes the eraser and marker with him and places it in a place where Mr. Big and Curly Long cannot get it. Te crowd cheers in the background as the match is set. Dorf leaves in laughter.*
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Millie D
El Dandy
Something VERY special.
I Love Glee!
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Post by Millie D on Oct 8, 2005 0:42:02 GMT -5
We come back from commercial and Lillian is in the middle of the ring and former legend Rockin Robin is already awaiting her opponent.........................
and her opponent, from Cleveland Ohio.....Mistress...........
Before Lillian can say her name, Mia is already in the ring and Lillian just stands by as Mia makes a quick disposal of RR....She runs in the ring...
bell sounds..RR runs to Mia and Mia slips out of the way and Robin ricochets off the ropes and Mia grabs her and puts her in a small package.....
1 2 3!
Mia has won!
..Here's your winner...Mistress.....
Mia grabs the mic from Lillian..she looks at the bell ringer who gestures with his hands..Mia starts to talk.
" *breathing heavy* OCEANIC...according to the official at ringside.. I won my match....in 16 SECONDS!! How long was yours? Oh yeah...18 seconds!"
loud BOOS come from the crowd
" I guess we are now even in the sneak attacks.....and I am TIRED of tryin to prove to EVERYBODY back there, EVERYBODY here and EVERYBODY watching that I am WORTHY of a title shot....so Oceanic.......ANYTIME..ANYPLACE....I want you in this ring so we can END this and i can FINALLY prove I am NOT a sell out or a has been! I am Mistress Mia , the next GND champion and YOU..I will make you my SLAVE!"
Mia drops the mic and looks into the camera and mouths " i am coming for you oceanic so watch your back"
crowd BOOS as Mia leaves the arena
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Oct 8, 2005 2:11:10 GMT -5
LILLIAN: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making her way to the ring first, from Scranton, PA...THe Ocean's Beauty, Linda RAGNAL!
*Going Under plays as Linda heads down to the ring, wearing the GND title proudly around her waist. Just then, Chyna's music plays as she enters and heads down to the ring.*
LILLIAN: And her opponent...she is a former WWF Intercontinental champion and Women's champion...CHYNA!
*As Chyna gets to the ring, Linda runs at her and hits CHyna in the face witrh a baseball slide. Chyna grabs her face and doubles over, and Linda jumps over the ropes and lans the Asai Moonsault on Chyna, Both women slowly get off the floor and Linda get up first, grabbing Chyna by the head and dragging her back into the ring. Linda slides in, and pins Chyna.*
1!2!
*kickout by Chyna. Linda picks Chyna up and whips her into the ropes. Chyna bounces off and Linda looks down for a hip toss, but instead gets a kick to the face by Chyna.Linda backs over to the ropes, and Chyna hits a German Suplex on Linda. Chyna pins.*
1!2!
*Linda kicks out. Chyna kicks at Linda while she's on the ground, and then picks Linda up for a vertical suplex, but Linda goes back down in a counter and puts CHyna in a vertical suplex, which ends in a powerbomb (Kenta Kobashi's Orange Crush). Linda goes for the Tidal Wave, but CHyna gets her knees up, hitting Linda in the back. Chyna gets up slowly, Linda still grabbing her back, and CHyna picks Linda up, kicks her to the gut, and connects a DDT onto Linda. She goes to pin.*
1!2!
*Linda kicks out. Chyna picks her up to whip her into a corner, but Linda counters and sends CHyna into the corner instead. Linda hits her with a splash, knocking her to the ground. Linda goes to the top rope and hits the Down Pour on Chyna, and pins.*
1!2!3!
*The bell rings, and Linda is handed the GND belt. She raises it up high to the crowd's boos, and heads out of the ring and into the back as Going Under plays.*
Cut to next segment
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Oct 8, 2005 5:18:21 GMT -5
*Spaz is backstage with Rod Fisham.*
RF: Spaz, what do have to say after the assault by Eddie Omega?
S: Omega I tried to keep this as business but you turned it personal. You made the biggest mistake of your life in that ring & in that ring is where you will pay for your mistake. I know it, you know it & all the Spazphiles around the wrestling world know it! Believe The Hype Eddie! Spaz is coming for you & when I am done I will be the Two Time OX Division Champion!!
RF: Strong words from Spaz. Eddie may be in some trouble with Spaz this determined.
*Cut To Promo for EWT Royal Pain In The Ass Rumble DVD.*
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B.A.
Grimlock
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Post by B.A. on Oct 8, 2005 11:35:26 GMT -5
Eddie is backstage, in the parking lot walking fast, looking around
Cole runs up to him.
"eddie, eddie quick question"
Eddie: What is it cole, im...late. I gotta go. Cole: Why attack spaz, what do you have to prove? Eddie: Hey I have no quarrel with him, I mean, would you? I have nothing to worry about..yea nothing to worry about *looks over his shoulder as he hears a noise* Now if you excuse me, I have to get to a..uh an autograph session.
*camera sees spaz running down the lot, with a pipe*
Eddie sees this and jumps in his car, backs up and barely closes the door before speeding off.
Camera looks back to spazs' annoyed expression.. and cuts off to commercial break
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Curly Long
AC Slater
Midget Wrestling Master
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Post by Curly Long on Oct 8, 2005 14:56:35 GMT -5
*Back at ring side and the ring is set up with roman pillars, a few chairs and a bloke dressed up in ancient roman garb, he is holding 3 microphones. Suddenly that all too familiar sinister version of "Moving on Up" blares across the arena. Curly and Mr.Big come out and head to the ring. The Crowd immediately starts chanting 'Die Curly Die!, as Curly and Big enter the ring and take a mike from the Centurion*
CURLY: Welcome to Curly is EWT! . . .
*The crowd boos the pair, but they ignore it*
CURLY: Now show some respect . . .as not only am I the biggest thing to happen to the EWT in recent year, and not only will I be facing the Stinger later tonight, but I am also the new Commissioner of the EWT! . . . well until Toomi Bishoff comes back from his vacation!
*The crowd boos even more, as Curly climbs into his seat, before addressing the crowd again*
CURLY: Last week we had our first guest, the Magnificent one, Flex Magnificent . . and what a show that was! . . . but this week, I've done one better . . I have a man who has a win/loss record to die for . . . a man who has one of the hottest divas, to do his interviews for him. Plus he is a man of immense technical ring talent . . I give you . . . ULTIMO CHOCULA!!
*On that "Poor and Weird" by The Brief plays across the arena, and Ultimo Chocula saunters to the ring. He is greeted with a chorus of boos and 'Loser' chants. He climbs into the ring, runs at the centurion guy, and dropkicks him over the top rope, he catches the Microphone as it falls to the ground. Curly gives a clap towards such a display of talent, before they get down to the interview*
CURLY: Wow, that was quite incredible, you know Ultimo we've never really met before, but I can already see your my kind of guy. You are a star, not as big as me of course, but hey who is? . . hehe . . Your charismatic but most of all you hang around with a beautiful lady . . . the gorgeous Terri . . .
UC: You pretty much got it all there . .
CURLY: So my first question is . . . Do you and Terri have any 'special' home videos and can we see them?
*Ultimo is taken aback by this but responds calmly*
UC: . . No its not like that . . .
CURLY: Oh . . you go for that kinky stuff then under the sheets?
UC: What?! . . . look just because you get thrills from a monkey, doesn't mean we all do ok . . .
CURLY: . . yeah yeah . . it was dark and she sounded happy . . . . but seriously . . .
*Curly Leans closer, so he's mere inches apart from Ultimo*
CURLY: Are steel handcuffs you and Terri's cup of tea then? . . . I'm sure they'd be a good thing to use in the shower . . the water dripping down her lovely large brea . . .
UC: Hey, Look! It's totally platonic between us. She's a fox and all but we don't dig each other like that. Even though I have caught her staring at my caboose on occasion we're just homies. Sorry to bum you out but I don't know what she's like "in the sheets" as you put it . . and as for the rest . . . just keep your dirty little thoughts to yourself!
*Curly gets frustrated, but continues on with the interview*
CURLY: Alright . . moving on my next question is what are your plans for your career here in the EWT?
UC: Ever since I showed up to this dog and pony show, everyone has wondered the same thing. Just how hard will Ultimo rock the EWT? Well, I think the answer is loud and clear, Kooky!
CURLY: It's Curly Long . . . *points to the crowd* . . and don't anyone forget it!
*The crowd shouts a mixture of Die,Curly, Die! and Ultimo Sucks*
UC: Sure, sure. I rocked this place so hard that every goof in the back, present company excluded of course, is shakin' like a preppie after his Starbucks enema! I hit this federation big, baby! Every week all the Choco-nauts tune in to see their hero bust heads and cheer me on! Forget that funny talking Aussie, Spud! Ultimo equals ratings! Big ratings! Huge ratings! Cheers ratings! The Cosby Show ratings! Three's Company ratings! I'm the biggest thing to hit this stinkin' mudball since that asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs!
CURLY: I thought a disease did that . . but hey! I'm no scientist . . . well except in bed . . .
*The crowd again chants 'VLB at Curly*
CURLY: heh . . so you say that your a huge ratings winner then . . . but last time I checked you haven't done very well at any of our PPV's . .
UC: Right. You want to talk about that? Fine. Since you saw all those matches let me ask you something. What was the common theme in those matches?
Curly: You lost all of 'em.
UC: Besides that, you pipsqueak! In all of those matches there was some hard core stipulation, or there was a run in, or both! Not one of those matches was I given a fair shake. Granted, yes, I made those suckas cry like Dick Vermeil. *goes into stupid voice* "Help me! Ultimo broke my head! I'm bleeding! He broke everything in my body! My elbow! My liver! My butt! Save me Jeebus!" *back to normal voice* Yeah, I whupped every single last one of those pears until they're own ugly mama's cried for me to stop. But I always, ALWAYS, somehow got screwed out of the W. That is until now.
CURLY: Now?. . .
UC: Yes Now!
CURLY: Now your just screwing Terri . . . hehe
*Ultimo gets up pushing his chair over, Mr. Big takes a step forward just in case something happens*
UC: Just Drop it!
CURLY: Oh ok . . . so how about that Ragnal fella . . you lost to him recently . . . . how will it be different this time?
UC: You see, that pain in the neck Little Joe Raggle, he's been walking around here like he's super pimp daddy J! Just because he got lucky one time, he thinks he's as big a super star as me! Not quite. Raggle ain't nuthin'. He had to add the Fun House stipulation to our match at Crapamania because he knows he can't beat me straight up! Nope! He might know how to swing a mop around, but when it comes to flat out wrestling skeelz, well, we all know who the man is around here.
CURLY: Oh yes . . That would be me . . . because all the ladies no I'm a real man's man! . . .
UC: I thought that was William Regal? . . . anyway I was referring to me being the man, not you and your big mound of muscle here . . .
*Curly jumps up onto Mr. bigs shoulders as the crowd continues to boo all 3 of them*
CURLY: whatever . . . so what are you going to do about this Ragnal problem? . . .
UC: At the next PPV, I will prove to everybody that I truly am the biggest thing to hit this fed. Me vs The Windbreaker! No weapons! No chairs! No tables! No trash cans! No McDonald's drive through menus! He's gotta face me with nothing but what the lord gave him. Then everyone will see just how friggin' kewl this fine Scandinavian is! But wait! We don't have a commissioner! Aw drat! With out Toomi, we can't have a PPV. If only there was somebody around here who could make it happen. *sigh* The children will be so disappointed."
CURLY: Wait a minute there Ultimo, I'm in charge at the moment . . I have the office, the match board, the desk . . . the next logical step for a big shot like me would be organizing the next PPV! . . .
*Mr. Big brings his hand to his face, realizing that Ultimo has filled Curly's head with even more Delusions of Grandeur*
UC: That's right! You are the new commissioner! You could put on a PPV! Why, it might be even bigger than Crapamania!
CURLY: Why didn't I think of this before, we could have fireworks, violence, a selection of divas wearing next to nothing, blood, a monkey and some of the greatest Main Events the EWT will ever see!! I could bring harmony to the Tri-State Title Scene, we could have new champions crowned, and the main event could be . .
UC: Me vs Little Joe Raggle!
CURLY: . . . er . . . well I was thinking that our EWT Heavyweight Champion DSR would probably want that spot . . .
*Crowd boo's the name of DSR loudly*
CURLY: . . of course the problem there is finding someone worthy of challenging him . . . but yes I can see it now . . . . we could call it "Welcome to the Jungle" . . . nah that sounds rubbish . . but don't worry I'll think of something . . . plus you could settle your problem with Joe Ragnal once and for all! . . . but your not main eventing it, I don't think the audience could take 40 minutes of Joe Ragnal . . .
UC: Yeah, you're right. Raggle couldn't draw flies. Ok, we'll be third from the top! Just think, with me on the bill, this PPV could be the biggest money maker in the history of the EWT!
CURLY: It certainly will be now that the biggest superstar to ever step foot in to an EWT Ring is in charge of it. Well thank you Ultimo, you really have been a great guest on what could be the most monumental edition of Curly Long's Colossal Coliseum!
*The crowd Boo's as Ultimo's music starts up and the three leave the ring and head to the back. Just as they reach the exit, Raskall and Trunk jump Curly & Mr.Big. Ultimo shrugs his shoulders and walks backstage leaving the two teams fighting, eventually stagehands break it up and separate the four men*
(fade out to commercial)
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Post by Poker Joker on Oct 8, 2005 15:59:22 GMT -5
(The scene opens up in the E.W.T. arena. Fans quickly move to their seats as the music for one of the next wrestlers begins to play.... a sinister organ music followed by a hardrock guitar rift. Pyrotechnics fly up at the top of the entryway, and Kane soon begins making his way down to the ring.)
*ANNOUNCER*: The following match is an INFERNO MATCH! Introducing the first competitor, hailing from Parts Unknown and weighing in at over 300 lbs.... KANE!!!
(Kane gets down to the ring and steps over the top rope with ease. He gets to the middle of the ring and puts his hands up in the air. As he brings them down, fire erupts from each of the four ring posts. The fans go wild as Kane moves about the ring like a caged animal. Kane's music finally dies out, and soon, "Like A Virgin" by Madonna starts playing. The fans boo wildly as Billy "The Virgin" Ubermark appears at the top of the ramp and starts coming down to ringside.)
*ANNOUNCER*: And his opponenet, hailing from St. Paul, Minnesota and weighing in at around 226 lbs.... Billy "THE VIRGIN" Ubermark!!!
(Billy is dressed up in his yellow-and-green wrestling tights. He heads down to the ring with a look of apprehension in his eyes as he approaches the ring, itself. Kane is inside the ring gesturing for Billy to enter as well. Billy finally musters up enough courage and dives into the ring under the bottom rope. Kane immediately attacks Billy and starts stomping on his back. Billy finally makes it to his feet, however, and begins exchanging punches with Kane. As the two wrestlers brawl in the middle of the ring, the ref takes a lighter and sets fire to a trough surrounding the ring. The fire quickly surrounds the ring, and a bell sounds signalling that the match has begun.)
*BELL RINGS*
(Billy Ubermark and Kane continue to trade punches. Billy, however, begins to fatigue and Kane starts to dominate. Kane takes Billy and tries to whip him into the ropes. Billy approaches the ropes, but stops himself when he sees the fire just outside of them. He backs up, cautiously, and Kane comes up behind him and nails him with a running clothesline to the back of the head. Billy goes down to the ground, face first. Kane follows up immediately with a jumping elbow drop to the middle of Billy's back. Kane quickly gets up again, and hits another jumping elbow drop. He then stands up, grabs Billy by the hair, and begins dragging him over towards the fire. Billy puts the breaks on and tries to force himself backwards, with Kane pulling hard on Billy's head to shove his face into the fire. Billy struggles, and finally slips away from Kane. Billy crawls away from the flames to the middle of the ring, but Kane comes after him. Kane grabs Billy by the head and pulls him to his feet. He lifts Billy up and nails him with a bodyslam. Kane then runs off the ropes and hits a big leg drop across Billy's throat. Billy rolls on the canvas in pain as Kane gets to his feet and gives a sick smile to the ailing Virgin. Kane grabs Billy again. He lifts him up to his feet and connects with a pump handle slam. Billy is again laying flat on his back, and Kane grabs Billy by the arm and drags him towards the flames. Kane gets Billy over to the ropes, but Billy climbs to his feet and puts the breaks on, again. Kane turns to see why Billy won't move and Billy hits him with an enziguri type kick to the face. Kane is staggered. He lets go of Billy and stumbles around the ring a bit. Billy gets to his feet and quickly hits a dropkick to the knee on Kane. Kane hobbles around, but doesn't go down. Billy, therefore, gets up and hits another dropkick on Kane... this one to the chest. Kane goes down hard on his back. Billy grabs the knee of Kane that he'd just dropkicked. He lifts it up and drops an elbow across it. Kane hollers in pain as Billy comes down on his leg. Billy stands up, still holding onto the knee. Again, he takes the leg and drops an elbow across the knee. He then gets to his feet and tries to drag Kane closer to the fire. Kane fights him. Eventually, with Billy still pulling on the leg, Kane kicks him off. Billy bounces towards the ropes. He hits them, but is careful not to get too close to the flames. Billy looks over at Kane, who is getting up, but is using his one leg rather gingerly. Billy rushes at Kane and bulldogs the big man to the ground. Kane is laying facedown on the canvas. Billy runs over the ropes, shoots off of them, and connects with a Rolling Thunder Press. He stands up and displays himself to the fans, who boo with fervor towards him. Billy eventually goes back to work on Kane. He grabs Kane by the head and starts dragging him over to the flames. Kane fights back and eventually makes it to his hands and knees while Billy tries to drag him over to the fire. The audience starts trying to cheer Kane on as Billy struggles with him. Kane fights his way to his feet, while Billy still has a headlock on him. Kane begins delivering elbow smashes to Billy stomach. Billy struggles a bit, but eventually is forced to break the headlock. Kane tries for a short clothesline on Billy, but misses. Billy gets behind Kane and tries for a Virgin Sacrafice. He goes for the move, but Kane slips out of his grasp, and Billy simply lands on his back. Billy tries to get up as quick as he can, but as he gets to his feet, Kane grabs Billy by the throat. Kane guides Billy back into the middle of the ring. He goes for his Choke Slam from Hell, but Billy grabs onto Kanes head as he goes up, and counters the move into a jumping DDT. Kane hits the ground hard. Billy gets to his feet, gasping for air. Kane gets up on his hands and knees, and Billy immediately goes for a dropkick to the ribs. He hits Kane who rolls over towards the ropes in pain. Kane stops himself before he rolls into the flames. Billy sees how close Kane is to the fire and decides to try for a sliding dropkick to send Kane into the fire. Billy runs off the far ropes and slides towards Kane. Kane, however, gets up, and Billy misses... almost sliding into the fire himself. Billy is able to stop himself before he reaches the flames, however, and backs himself a way from the fire. As he backs up, however, he feels himself run into something solid.... ITS KANE! Kane grabs Billy by the hair, stands him up, and nails him with a full nelson slam. He then grabs Billy by the throat and lifts him back to his feet. Billy kicks Kane in the stomach, twice, trying to get away, but Kane holds firm. Kane flips Billy over upside down and sets him up for a tombstone piledriver. Billy has a look of terror on his face as Kane parades him around the ring. The tombstone seems immenent, when suddenly Billy starts to strugle wildly. Kane loses his balance from Billy's struggling, and staggers back towards one of the ring corners, as Billy makes his way back onto Kane's shoulder. Billy gets his feet on the turnbuckle, and uses it to flip himself off of Kane's shoulder. As he does so, he grabs Kane by the head and connects with a variation of the Stone Cold Stunner. Kane is dazed, and staggers around the ring. Billy rushes at Kane and hits him with a flying forearm smash. Kane is staggered again. Billy quickly climbs up to the top of the turnbuckle he was just on. He waits for Kane to turn around. When Kane does so, Billy jumps off and catches him with a flying head scissors from the top rope. Kane is spun around by the move and flung over to the ropes. He slides through the bottom one, and into the fire. Kane starts on fire, and immediately begins trying to put himself out, slapping his chest and arms, wildly, as the ref calls for the bell.)
*ANNOUNCER*: Here is you winner of this match, Billy "The Virgin" Ubermark!!!
(Kane slides out of the ring and runs back up the ramp to get away from the fire. Billy gets to his feet and stands in the middle of the ring with his arms up high. After a couple seconds, he goes over to the ring announcer and borrows his microphone. The crowd boos Billy, and Ubermark waits a couple more seconds until they settle down.)
*BU*: Ladies and gentlemen, I hope you were all paying attention! Because the way Kane felt a couple seconds ago, is the same way I FEEL right now! Merc, you burned both me AND Maelstrom by stealing the Tri-State Title, and naming yourself Champion! But, if you think your safe from the two of us, you've got another thing coming!
(The crowd starts to cheer Billy as he nods his head and looks for their support.)
*BU*: You see, Merc, you may think you're on fire, right now, but Maelstrom and I, plan on putting that fire out! You're going to get dowsed, you little weasel, so enjoy the heat you're getting while you can, because if either him or I get our hands on you, things are going to cool down in an awful hurry.
(Billy throws the mic to the ground, as the crowd applauds him. He slips out of the ring and starts making his way back up the ramp with the audience starting to show some support for the young Virgin. The scene then fades to black.)
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