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Post by mcstoklasa on Mar 9, 2009 14:47:36 GMT -5
..out comes Mickey Rourke..
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Post by Matt Dunn on Mar 9, 2009 15:03:48 GMT -5
They commence to have 20 minutes of horrible, horrible back and forth action. Mickey then proceeds to hurt his leg and he is on the ground holding it like Peter Griffin in the Golden Ticket episode for another 15.
Then, Vader comes out, trips and falls, and does the same thing for 20 minutes.
After that, Kevin Nash comes out and blows his quad.
Go to commercial.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Mar 9, 2009 15:07:30 GMT -5
When we come back, Khali is still in the ring, singing 'Its Raining Men.' Rourke, Vader and Nash are all being stretchered out of the arena. Suddenly, through the crowd emerges...
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Post by Matt Dunn on Mar 9, 2009 15:15:28 GMT -5
350 pound Doink...
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Post by mcstoklasa on Mar 9, 2009 16:27:38 GMT -5
..When Out of nowhere comes Triple H! He pedigrees the oversized Doink onto some fans and then challenges Khali to...
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Post by Matt Dunn on Mar 9, 2009 16:28:21 GMT -5
a game of tiddly winks...
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Post by mcstoklasa on Mar 9, 2009 16:32:09 GMT -5
or an unsanctioned street fight. 'Its your choice', he tells Khali..
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Post by Matt Dunn on Mar 9, 2009 16:41:19 GMT -5
Khali: Um, how 'bout we dance?
---Then Rikishi's music hits and they dance---
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Post by mcstoklasa on Mar 9, 2009 17:04:04 GMT -5
Triple H runs into the ring and hits some funky moves, clearly relishing revealing his hidden talents to the world. Suddenly we see Stephanie backstage on the titantron...
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Mar 9, 2009 17:09:37 GMT -5
who announces that she is replacing the upcoming Royal Rumble with a 30-man dance marathon instead. She reads off the first 10 participants - Steve Blackman, Phineas Godwinn, Hakushi, The Barbarian, Nathan Jones, Max Moon, Kwee Wee, The Great Muta, Bushwhacker Luke and Paul London.
The next match is a Dance Marathon qualifier: Christopher Nowinski vs...
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Post by mcstoklasa on Mar 9, 2009 17:45:55 GMT -5
Goldberg vs 350 pound Doink
Doink wins
The next qualifying match is:
Sim Snuka vs
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Mar 9, 2009 17:49:56 GMT -5
Domino. Domino wins in 30 seconds. Steph fires Sim Snuka immediately after the match.
So now we have 12 participants. The next qualifying match is Marty Jannetty vs...
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Post by Matt Dunn on Mar 9, 2009 18:03:40 GMT -5
"The One" Billy Gunn...
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Post by mcstoklasa on Mar 9, 2009 18:07:31 GMT -5
Gunn sets up Jannetty for the Fameasser when the ring gives way causing Gunn to fall through the ring. He is never seen again. Jannetty wins.
We cut back to Stephanie Mcmahon
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Post by Matt Dunn on Mar 9, 2009 23:32:58 GMT -5
Before she should say anything, the feed cuts out. The show is over.
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Post by JacopeX on Mar 10, 2009 12:02:13 GMT -5
ROYAL RUMBLE
The crowd is Jam packed after a few bribes and what not. The Show starts with Hoard finkel announcing the Royal Rumble. Entry Number 1 is the return of BRADEN WALKER. The crowd proceeds to..........
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Post by Matt Dunn on Mar 10, 2009 12:22:51 GMT -5
throw milk cartons and beer cans at him. He is drenched in milk and beer but he continues to the ring anyway.
Finkel: Now for number 2!!!
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Mar 10, 2009 12:43:00 GMT -5
Marty Jannetty! The two dance for about a minute until Jack Tunney returns and publicly fires them both again. Tunney announces that he is entering the Royal Rumble/Dance Marathon himself at #3. He cuts a mean rug until the #4 entrant...
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Post by Matt Dunn on Mar 10, 2009 13:09:45 GMT -5
Dan Aykroyd as Ray Stantz from the Ghostbuster movies. Since Jack Tunney has been dead for a few years, Ray takes uses his Ghostbuster thingy to send him back to the afterlife. Stantz/Aykroyd dances a bit and sings some Blues Brothers songs. Until....
Vince McMahon comes out and tells the crowd to completely forget about the dance competition. It is time for wrestling, damnit! So, he announces the next rumble contestant. A talented and skilled grappler!
Steve "Mongo" McMichael. He and Aykroyd engage in some "action."
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Post by mcstoklasa on Mar 10, 2009 14:25:27 GMT -5
The number 6 entrant is the 350 pound Doink. He makes his way to the ring. But OH! Whats this! HHH attacks Doink for the second time in a week with a pedigree onto Jim Ross.
Stephanie comes out to announce that (the now heel) HHH will take Doinks place in the rumble. She also announces that she isnt pregnant again, just very badly constipated and is now heading to the lavatory for the remainder of the shows duration.
Back in the ring, Hunter stares down Aykroyd and Mcmichael when..
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