Ramses
Don Corleone
The guy who did Fart sounds on WCR FYI :P
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Post by Ramses on Nov 17, 2008 23:18:15 GMT -5
Funaki-
You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance.
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Nov 17, 2008 23:20:26 GMT -5
Steph: Are we going to get health coverage or a nice 401K package???  "Neither." |
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Post by Loser troll. Please ban me on Nov 17, 2008 23:49:25 GMT -5
hi steph, my name is ringmaster, longtime listener first time asking, now with you being the head of wwe creative would you mind explaining to me kanes backstory.
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Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Nov 17, 2008 23:56:26 GMT -5
hi steph, my name is ringmaster, longtime listener first time asking, now with you being the head of wwe creative would you mind explaining to me kanes backstory.  "A wizard did it. Next!" |
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Nov 17, 2008 23:58:09 GMT -5
 "Um, yeah hi. It's me, Katie. Um, Steph, can I get out of this seaweed yet?" |
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 18, 2008 0:08:04 GMT -5
Ms. McMahon, since Andrew "Test" Martin has managed to nail Kelly Kelly and Stacy Keibler as well as yourself, I'd like to know what is the appeal of a man who looks like the hybrid of a horse and a chipmunk?
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Nov 18, 2008 0:11:14 GMT -5
"Um, yeah hi. It's me, Katie. Um, Steph, can I get out of this seaweed yet?" "Another one? Hold on one sec." *calls accounting*"Jan. It's me again. Yeah, I know. I showed up today and I saw a bunch of people here that I thought we already fired. Who's responsible for laying these people off? Well, they're clearly not doing a good job doing it. Alright. You know that British chick we hired to do the incest angle, but we dropped it because we wanted to make our product kid-friendly? No, not Layla. The other one. Yeah. Kate something. Stop paying her. Thanks." Ms. McMahon, since Andrew "Test" Martin has managed to nail Kelly Kelly and Stacy Keibler as well as yourself, I'd like to know what is the appeal of a man who looks like the hybrid of a horse and a chipmunk? "Dating Andrew is like eating a whole box of Haagen Dazs Quintuple Fudge ice cream. Oh sure, it's incredibly dumb, and it'll make you even more miserable once you're through with it, but it's a learning experience. Plus, you should hear that man sing Hall & Oates songs. He's got the voice of Daryl Hall with the rather unappealing yet strangely erotic look of John Oates." |
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Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Nov 18, 2008 0:16:16 GMT -5
Ms. McMahon, since Andrew "Test" Martin has managed to nail Kelly Kelly and Stacy Keibler as well as yourself, I'd like to know what is the appeal of a man who looks like the hybrid of a horse and a chipmunk? "Well, I can't speak for Miss Kelly or the other trollop, but he made me less self-conscious about my nipples. Seriously, what was up with those?" |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2008 7:50:34 GMT -5
D'Lo: I have a Question
ARE YOU DOWN WIT THE BROWN?!?!?!
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Post by thesam07 on Nov 18, 2008 8:01:36 GMT -5
*raises hand* Hi Steph, The Sam08 here, first time question askerer, long time bed wetter.
My question relates to this General Meeting. Let's say that there was this internet forum, and they were well known for making fun of wrestling, or at least in a kind and well mannered sense. And lets say they, i dunno, started a thread that, sortof, lampooned this General Meeting. What actions would you take against said individuals, if said thread were to be made?
Also, when will Mr Bob Backlund be hired?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2008 8:08:02 GMT -5
R-Truth:
WHAT'S UP?!? WHAT'S UP?!? WHAT'S UP?!? WHAT'S UP?!? WHAT'S UP?!? WHAT'S UP?!? WHAT'S UP?!? WHAT'S UP?!? WHAT'S UP?!? WHAT'S UP?!? WHAT'S UP?!? WHAT'S UP?!? WHAT'S UP?!? WHAT'S UP?!? WHAT'S UP?!? WHAT'S UP?!?
Steph when can I stop saying that?
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Post by Sharpy Snow on Nov 18, 2008 9:35:13 GMT -5
Shawn Michaels: Are you ready?
Steph: Ready for what?
Charlie Hhhaas: HE SAID, ARE! YOU! REAAADDDDDY?
Steph: Hunter? Where did you come from? And where's Charlie gon-
Charlie Hhhaas: SO, FOR THE ROSTER IN ATTENDANCE! TO THE MILLIONS WATCHING AT HOME! LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLETS GET READY TO SUCK IT!
[Hhhaas and HBK crotch chop in the ring]
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Nov 18, 2008 12:51:35 GMT -5
D'Lo: I have a Question ARE YOU DOWN WIT THE BROWN?!?!?!  "What do you think?" *raises hand* Hi Steph, The Sam08 here, first time question askerer, long time bed wetter. My question relates to this General Meeting. Let's say that there was this internet forum, and they were well known for making fun of wrestling, or at least in a kind and well mannered sense. And lets say they, i dunno, started a thread that, sortof, lampooned this General Meeting. What actions would you take against said individuals, if said thread were to be made? Also, when will Mr Bob Backlund be hired? "Well to answer your first question, I'd immediately ban all members lampooning our serious discussion on how to maintain consistent entertainment value featuring adult men in spandex pretending to fight for a waistline accessory. I'd also make sure that these individuals partaking in their lambasting of our discussion are never allowed to have children either just to ensure their stupidity doesn't breed. To answer your second question, there are no plans to bring back Bob Backlund. We thought about bring him back for the 2008 Presidential Election, but decided against it because we don't like repeating the same old crap to entertain the WWE Universe." R-Truth: WHAT'S UP?!? WHAT'S UP?!? WHAT'S UP?!? WHAT'S UP?!? WHAT'S UP?!? WHAT'S UP?!? WHAT'S UP?!? WHAT'S UP?!? WHAT'S UP?!? WHAT'S UP?!? WHAT'S UP?!? WHAT'S UP?!? WHAT'S UP?!? WHAT'S UP?!? WHAT'S UP?!? WHAT'S UP?!? Steph when can I stop saying that? "As soon as I make a call to Jan at accounting." "I like where this is going!" |
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Nov 18, 2008 13:43:58 GMT -5
"Hi Steph, Tull-y Blanchard here.
Would you mind wearing the witch's costume for me us again?
Thanks!"
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Post by TurboGraphx16 on Nov 18, 2008 13:50:54 GMT -5
"Steph, if you hear voices in your head, do they council you and understand?"
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Nov 18, 2008 14:25:22 GMT -5
"Hi Steph, Tull-y Blanchard here. Would you mind wearing the witch's costume for me us again? Thanks!" "No. Not happening. I'm past that slutty phase. I want people to start taking me seriously. Didn't you see the glasses? Everybody takes a woman wearing glasses seriously." "Steph, if you hear voices in your head, do they council you and understand?"  "SHUSHER MOUTH!!!" "It's okay Randy. I'll answer that. No. I don't hear voices in my head. I'm a normal person. I do have weird dreams though. Like this one where my father is trying to coerce the writers into doing some sort of incest angle between me and him." "I like where this is going!" |
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Post by TurboGraphx16 on Nov 18, 2008 14:31:21 GMT -5
 Can you hear me now? |
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Post by Sharpy Snow on Nov 18, 2008 14:34:07 GMT -5
What?
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SAJ Forth
Wade Wilson
Jamaican WCF Crazy!
Half Man-Half Amazing
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Post by SAJ Forth on Nov 18, 2008 15:02:59 GMT -5
 Who was I supposed to face at Vengeance 2007? |
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Nov 18, 2008 15:26:26 GMT -5
Who was I supposed to face at Vengeance 2007? "I don't remember. It was probably like Tito Santana or something. What I do know is that you were definitely going to job. It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate those internet fans. They're NEVER happy. Between them and Dave Meltzer, I wish the internet had never existed. Yeah, that's right. I see you hiding behind the fern, Meltzer. Quit trying to get insider information and go back to working at Target. Your lunch break should be over soon anyway."  "How could you say that to me with a straight face Steph? I didn't spend three hours this morning getting my hair done for this kind of shabby treatment. Plus, I gave your 'I Quit' match with your dad three and a half stars when so many thought it was two to two and a half stars tops."  "Break times over Meltzer. Get back here to work!" |
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