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Post by Chainsaw on Nov 17, 2008 21:20:48 GMT -5
Now, we just witnessed on Raw that the General Meeting that Steph had with the Raw Brand pretty much ended after 4 questions with HBK attacking JBL. But we can be sure that many more wrestlers had questions about the state of the show. So, in this thread, we will continue the Q&A part of things. One person will ask the question for the WWE, and another will give Steph's answer. I'll start.
Snitsky: Yes, hi, Steph, I have a question. When will I be getting my own merchandise?
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Marvelously Mediocre
Fry's dog Seymour
Beggin' for a little SWAGGAH!
Haha. What a story Mark.
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Nov 17, 2008 21:22:31 GMT -5
Steph: When we have two asian girls on the roster at the same time
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BorneAgain
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by BorneAgain on Nov 17, 2008 21:22:51 GMT -5
Stephanie: The "Snitsky" pimple removal cream went through some problems in the testing stage, so its gonna be a while. Might want to wait on that toothpaste product too. Next question.
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mrjl
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by mrjl on Nov 17, 2008 21:23:21 GMT -5
Now, we just witnessed on Raw that the General Meeting that Steph had with the Raw Brand pretty much ended after 4 questions with HBK attacking JBL. But we can be sure that many more wrestlers had questions about the state of the show. So, in this thread, we will continue the Q&A part of things. One person will ask the question for the WWE, and another will give Steph's answer. I'll start. Snitsky: Yes, hi, Steph, I have a question. When will I be getting my own merchandise? Steph: We've been working on some very unique merchandise for you, Snitsky. Unfortunately the early product tests for Snitsky brand toothpaste were very disappointing and had to be pulled"
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mrjl
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by mrjl on Nov 17, 2008 21:24:21 GMT -5
Stephanie: The "Snitsky" pimple removal cream went through some problems in the testing stage, so its gonna be a while. Might want to wait on that toothpaste product too. Next question. Aw, beat me to the toothpaste joke
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Nov 17, 2008 21:24:41 GMT -5
Lenny: Hi Stephanie, I am not a wrestler but a fan. I would like to second the notion of Snitsky merchandise. Especially a bobblehead.
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Nov 17, 2008 21:26:41 GMT -5
"Uh, hi, Steph. We met that one time......and, uh............twice the next morningIWASJUSTWONDERING if...well, y'see...Mike Adamle's cousin was a caterer and, um...well, some of us get hungry before the show and we were kinda wondering if we could have a sort-of cheese platter? Nothing fancy, just cheddar and American and provolone...and feta, dude. Feta's AWESOME! *high-fives several guys* Right, so, um...cheese platter? Yay or nay?"
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Franchise
Hank Scorpio
No you didn't.
Ronnie Garvin, you idiot! I like steak, not soup, Ronnie Garvin!
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Post by Franchise on Nov 17, 2008 21:38:20 GMT -5
"Hey, Steph, what up. Listen, uh, I was working the house show the other day...I won, by the way, I did the thing where, you know, I pick them up, and...anyway. I put my tights in the laundry pile afterwards, you know, to...to get 'em washed, and they were washed, that's no problem, it's just that...the detergent, or the drying sheets, or something, they...they kinda made me itch, you know? Like I just don't wanna be wrestling and then get rolled up 'cause I gotta stop and scratch my balls, you know? And I mean I've heard some of the other boys complain, so...can we get some Downy or something up in this piece as opposed to the no-name stuff? We ARE a multi-million dollar company...thanks."
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H-Fist
Hank Scorpio
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Post by H-Fist on Nov 17, 2008 21:51:16 GMT -5
Steph: Maybe the problem isn't the trunks or the detergent. Here...borrow this mirror. If it is what I think it is, maybe you all need to buy a comb and a special soap. If that doesn't work, I'm sure we can cover the cost of razors and Barbasol. Don't worry. They aren't really crustaceans. Just lice. And water alone won't kill 'em.
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Post by Nacho STAYS Hyped on Nov 17, 2008 21:52:45 GMT -5
Ron Simmons: "Stephanie, I have a query for you. Since the economy is in such a downturn, and we all know that business is down slightly, I was thinking that we could possilby..."
*Simmons sees everyone looking at him*
Ron Simmons: "I mean, DAMN!"
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Methusael86
Samurai Cop
Steam: Dr. Medic MD
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Post by Methusael86 on Nov 17, 2008 22:14:41 GMT -5
"Hi Steph, Dolph Ziggler! Can I please get a better name?"
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Nov 17, 2008 22:17:35 GMT -5
Lance Cade: I say we get rid of all the Mexicans!
Steph: ............Mr. Garrison, every year, you ask us to get rid of the Mexicans, and every year, we tell you "No."
Lance Cade: Rats! *leaves*
Steph: ......Didn't we fire him three weeks ago?
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H-Fist
Hank Scorpio
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Post by H-Fist on Nov 17, 2008 22:25:31 GMT -5
Mr. Garrison Cade and Chokesondick Murdoch
Thanks, I'll be here all week.
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Lancers
El Dandy
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Post by Lancers on Nov 17, 2008 22:26:59 GMT -5
Lenny: Hi Stephanie, I am not a wrestler but a fan. I would like to second the notion of Snitsky merchandise. Especially a bobblehead. "We might consider that. We have tons of Mike Knox bobbleheads that just aren't selling. We might just tell people it's really Snitsky. "Uh, hi, Steph. We met that one time......and, uh............twice the next morningIWASJUSTWONDERING if...well, y'see...Mike Adamle's cousin was a caterer and, um...well, some of us get hungry before the show and we were kinda wondering if we could have a sort-of cheese platter? Nothing fancy, just cheddar and American and provolone...and feta, dude. Feta's AWESOME! *high-fives several guys* Right, so, um...cheese platter? Yay or nay?" "Get the hell outta here before I have a gouda reason to call security." "Hey, Steph, what up. Listen, uh, I was working the house show the other day...I won, by the way, I did the thing where, you know, I pick them up, and...anyway. I put my tights in the laundry pile afterwards, you know, to...to get 'em washed, and they were washed, that's no problem, it's just that...the detergent, or the drying sheets, or something, they...they kinda made me itch, you know? Like I just don't wanna be wrestling and then get rolled up 'cause I gotta stop and scratch my balls, you know? And I mean I've heard some of the other boys complain, so...can we get some Downy or something up in this piece as opposed to the no-name stuff? We ARE a multi-million dollar company...thanks." "Why the hell do you think I married Paul for? I don't do that s***." "Hi Steph, Dolph Ziggler! Can I please get a better name?" "Sure. Your new name will be Hester J. Pepperweather, Unlicensed Meteorologist."
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rj
Bubba Ho-Tep
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Post by rj on Nov 17, 2008 22:31:11 GMT -5
Hacksaw: Can I wrestle on Raw tonight?
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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Nov 17, 2008 22:34:19 GMT -5
MICKIE:
Hi Mickie, listen, I've been on these mood stabilizer meds for about three years now, ever since the whole...Trish Stratus...Incident, and, yes, I mean I realize they're helping me, sure, but...I mean, I'm gaining a lot of weight, and I was wondering when I could get off them.
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Nov 17, 2008 22:34:22 GMT -5
Hacksaw: Can I wrestle on Raw tonight? "I thought we fired you? Hold on. Let me call payroll." *calls accounting*"Hello Jan? It's me Steph. Can you make sure you cease your biweekly payments on one, James Duggan off of Quickbooks? Yeah. The drunk-looking guy with the blue shorts. You got it done? So he won't be getting anymore paychecks? Excellent! I'll see you at the Christmas party. Make sure you bring your graham cracker pie. Thanks a bunch." MICKIE: Hi Mickie, listen, I've been on these mood stabilizer meds for about three years now, ever since the whole...Trish Stratus...Incident, and, yes, I mean I realize they're helping me, sure, but...I mean, I'm gaining a lot of weight, and I was wondering when I could get off them. "The only meds I take is testosterone to make my voice deeper. And all it's really doing is making me more prone to violent outbursts and forcing me to shave places I didn't think one could grow hair. Paul seems to like it though. Then again, he did bang Chyna."
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santmare12
Trap-Jaw
Why? Et tu, Jericho?
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Post by santmare12 on Nov 17, 2008 22:40:43 GMT -5
Hacksaw: Can I wrestle on Raw tonight? Steph: "I thought we fired you? Hold on. Let me call payroll." *calls accounting*Steph: "Hello Jan? It's me Steph. Can you make sure you cease your biweekly payments on one, James Duggan off of Quickbooks? Yeah. The drunk-looking guy with the blue shorts. You did it already? So he won't be getting anymore paychecks. Excellent! I'll see you at the Christmas party. Make sure you bring your egg nog. Thanks a bunch." MICKIE: Hi Mickie, listen, I've been on these mood stabilizer meds for about three years now, ever since the whole...Trish Stratus...Incident, and, yes, I mean I realize they're helping me, sure, but...I mean, I'm gaining a lot of weight, and I was wondering when I could get off them. Steph: "The only meds I take is testosterone to make my voice deeper. And all it's really doing is making me more prone to violent outbursts and forcing me to shave places I didn't think one could grow hair. Paul seems to like it though. Then again, he did bang Chyna." Haha, Hacksaw is the Milton Waddams of the WWE.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2008 22:50:02 GMT -5
Lance Cade: I say we get rid of all the Mexicans! Steph: ............Mr. Garrison, every year, you ask us to get rid of the Mexicans, and every year, we tell you "No." Lance Cade: Rats! *leaves*Steph: ......Didn't we fire him three weeks ago? We did after we got rid of all the Mexicans
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Post by Brian Fantana on Nov 17, 2008 23:13:31 GMT -5
Steph: Are we going to get health coverage or a nice 401K package???
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