rj
Bubba Ho-Tep
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Post by rj on Nov 18, 2008 16:20:01 GMT -5
Shane McMahon: When Mom and Dad finally decide to retire, I'm getting the company. Not you and Trips.
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Post by hypnoticgenes on Nov 18, 2008 16:28:23 GMT -5
Dennis Stamp: Um....Mrs. McMahon......Can I be booked?
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
Posts: 7,951
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Post by Lancers on Nov 18, 2008 16:35:53 GMT -5
Shane McMahon: When Mom and Dad finally decide to retire, I'm getting the company. Not you and Trips. "Oh yes I will. And my first order of business is to give Jan from accounting a call and get you off the payroll. Next thing, I'm going to rename the WWE Title the Triple H Memorial Title." "That was my idea!" "And then. When you least expect. I'm bringing the XFL back. I don't think it got a fair chance." "I get to name the teams. So far I got the San Jose Sledgehammers and the Milwaukee Motorheads. I love it!" Dennis Stamp: Um....Mrs. McMahon......Can I be booked? "Hey, aren't you the guy on the trampoline from that "Beyond the Mat" movie? Oh please! There's a better chance I'd bring back Randy Savage than your pathetic ass."
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Magician under the moonlight
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Always Beaten To The Punchline. Always.
A magician and a thief. That's Badass
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Nov 18, 2008 16:37:04 GMT -5
Hey Steph, when is ECW going back to the Hammerstein Ballroom? We need some hardcore fans to make the brand interesting again.
EDIT: 1000 post!!!! woo
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Nov 18, 2008 16:41:38 GMT -5
Hey Steph, when is ECW going back to the Hammerstein Ballroom? We need some hardcore fans to make the brand interesting again. EDIT: 1000 post!!!! woo "As far as I'm concerned, we don't need to please the hardcore fans. They'll watch any crap we put on the screen. We need to get younger viewers. Why stop with kids? We should go after toddlers. Maybe even babies. OH! EMBRYOS! I love it! Quick. Somebody call Shane Helms. I got an idea for him. We're gonna need a ultrasound machine and a steel cage."
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Post by hypnoticgenes on Nov 18, 2008 16:44:26 GMT -5
Kosloff: Mrs. Stephanie, If I come to Raw, can I have better vocabulary?
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Nov 18, 2008 16:46:26 GMT -5
Deuce: "What the hell, I'm going to get fired anyway.. Steph, did you f**k the Macho Man?"
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Nov 18, 2008 16:49:13 GMT -5
Kosloff: Mrs. Stephanie, If I come to Raw, can I have better vocabulary? No. We brought you to the WWE to play the evil Russian. And that's what you're going to do. My father just saw that Rocky movie with Drago for the very first time last year and he thinks that you'd make a great Drago. Plus, it's been awhile since we set back US-Russia relations with the Bolsheviks singing their national anthem to a chorus of boos from the live audience. We really like stirring the pot." Deuce: "What the hell, I'm going to get fired anyway.. Steph, did you f**k the Macho Man?" "You don't have to answer that one Steph. *puts his fingers in his ears* LA LA LA LA LA LA! I CAN'T HEEEEEEEEEEAR YOUUUUUUUUUUU!"
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Post by Sharpy Snow on Nov 18, 2008 16:49:23 GMT -5
There's a better chance I'd bring back Randy Savage than your pathetic ass." Speaking of Randy, what happened between you crazy kids anyway?
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Post by hypnoticgenes on Nov 18, 2008 16:51:30 GMT -5
Noble: If I throw a tantrum and randomly beat up people, can I have a title shot?
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Nov 18, 2008 16:53:07 GMT -5
There's a better chance I'd bring back Randy Savage than your pathetic ass." Speaking of Randy, what happened between you crazy kids anyway? "WHAT THE HELL? YOU TOO? *sticks cotton balls in ears* LA LA LA LA LA! CAUSE I'M FREE AS A BIRD NOW! AND THIS BIRD YOU CANNOT CHAAAAYYEEEAAAAYEEAAAAYEEAAAYYEEENGE!" Noble: If I throw a tantrum and randomly beat up people, can I have a title shot? "No. If you want a title shot so badly, do what Batista does and just demand it. That guy's gotten more second chances than Tommy Lee with Pamela Anderson. Those two are still popular enough to use in a metaphor, right?"
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Magician under the moonlight
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Always Beaten To The Punchline. Always.
A magician and a thief. That's Badass
Posts: 15,727
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Nov 18, 2008 16:55:46 GMT -5
OH MY GOD! WWE IS GOING OUT OF BUSINESS!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! *throws myself out of a window*
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Post by The Nature Girl on Nov 18, 2008 16:58:07 GMT -5
HBK: Hey Steph, Shawn Michaels here again. Do you have any leads as to where my smile could be located?
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Post by hypnoticgenes on Nov 18, 2008 17:02:47 GMT -5
Noble: If I throw a tantrum and randomly beat up people, can I have a title shot? "No. If you want a title shot so badly, do what Batista does and just demand it. That guy's gotten more second chances than Tommy Lee with Pamela Anderson. Those two are still popular enough to use in a metaphor, right?" Noble: Ok. Stephanie, I DEMAND, a title shot right NOW.
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Nov 18, 2008 17:03:49 GMT -5
HBK: Hey Steph, Shawn Michaels here again. Do you have any leads as to where my smile could be located? "You seem to lose it everytime we ask you to lose a match. You're worse than my daughter Aurora when we take away her Tickle Me Elmo doll. At least she gets over it. If it weren't for the fact that my husband's popularity is solely based on his affiliations with you, I would have fired you faster than you can say Marty Jannetty." Noble: Ok. Stephanie, I DEMAND, a title shot right NOW."No. Now get the hell out of my office before I call Jan from accounting. I've been calling her a lot the last 24 hours. I might as well just put her on speed dial just to save me some time."
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rj
Bubba Ho-Tep
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Post by rj on Nov 18, 2008 18:57:32 GMT -5
There's a better chance I'd bring back Randy Savage than your pathetic ass. Macho Man Randy Savage: Ooh yeah, Stephanie! Step into a Slim Jim! What do you think about seeing me here, can you dig it?
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Jay Peas 42
El Dandy
Totally flips out ALL the time.
Is looking forward to a Nation of Domination Kwannza Special.
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Nov 18, 2008 20:03:21 GMT -5
Hacksaw: Can I have a new two by four?
Heidenreich: I just want Cole for five minutes, that's all I need, five minutes.
Kevin Thorn: I crave, Blooood.
Kelly Kelly: I'm here on behalf of the Divas. We like, all lost our tops, and just have sports bras on. So could we have some t-shirts or something. Also, I want a Tiara, like Beth.
Amy Zidann: Who are you again?
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Nov 18, 2008 20:56:30 GMT -5
Um...how about those Broncos?
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