Nr1Humanoid
Hank Scorpio
Is the #3 humanoid at best.
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Jan 21, 2009 14:28:58 GMT -5
What do you find unattractive about women they they actually seem to think makes them sexy?
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Jan 21, 2009 14:29:57 GMT -5
Ugg boots.
Glasses that cover half their face.
Those silly little gold and silver hoop belts over overly long and loose shirts.
EDIT: This is all according to my taste, and as we all know, there's no accounting for taste.
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Post by Just One of the Guys on Jan 21, 2009 14:30:50 GMT -5
Being a total bitch when they are bringing me beer and expecting to get tipped.
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Agent P
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wooo
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Post by Agent P on Jan 21, 2009 14:31:26 GMT -5
Girls with dark hair who dye it blonde
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Post by Thread Pirate Roberts on Jan 21, 2009 14:31:54 GMT -5
Being a total bitch when they are bringing me beer and expecting to get tipped. Yep. |
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Jan 21, 2009 14:32:51 GMT -5
Being a total bitch when they are bringing me beer and expecting to get tipped. Or otherwise... Calling me "sweetie," "honey," or any other annoying pet name intended to play on my hormonal bias in order to increase her tip. I've worked in bars and restaurants FAR too long to fall for that BS. |
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Post by FrankGotch on Jan 21, 2009 14:36:15 GMT -5
Girls with dark hair who dye it blonde This I can't stand dyed hair of any kind. |
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Post by Thread Pirate Roberts on Jan 21, 2009 14:37:28 GMT -5
Girls with dark hair who dye it blonde This I can't stand dyed hair of any kind. What is it like garlic to Zombies? |
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Jan 21, 2009 14:40:31 GMT -5
Garlic to vampires, I think. Don't think garlic does much to zombies.
Which reminds me of another one...
When a zombie girl tries to get you in bed just to eat your brains, but you're not interested, and she's pissed cuz you already slept with her when she was alive but you're not turned on by her when she's undead.
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Post by Thread Pirate Roberts on Jan 21, 2009 14:43:02 GMT -5
Garlic to vampires, I think. Don't think garlic does much to zombies. Which reminds me of another one... When a zombie girl tries to hit on you just to eat your brains, but you're not interested, and she's pissed cuz you already slept with her when she was alive but you're not turned on by her when she's undead. I know its galic to vampires , what I was trying to say was that the hair dye was like garlic for zombies. |
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone.
Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Jan 21, 2009 14:45:30 GMT -5
Doing the pouting pose in photos, most can't pull it off convincingly.
In most cases fake tan and pointless cosmetic surgery too.
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Post by Virt McGirt on Jan 21, 2009 14:49:00 GMT -5
Maybe it's just me, but, I'm not one for the "comedy boobs". I mean, I'll be the first to admit, there attractive at first glance, but seeing them on a week by week basis (cough cough Melina cough cough), it's kinda disgusting
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2009 14:55:47 GMT -5
Girls with dark hair who dye it blonde In contrast, people with brown hair that dye it black. I knew a few girls who actually had nice hair, that when they dye'd it black it looked so freaking plain and boring. It doesn't make you look attractive, it makes you look conformist or something, like you want to be just one of the crowd. |
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Jan 21, 2009 14:56:46 GMT -5
Flashing gang signs. Yeah Muffy, you're the baddest motor scooter in Lake Oswego. Represent.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Jan 21, 2009 14:58:11 GMT -5
Who, pray tell, is Muffy?
Because if she's real, this sounds pretty comical.
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Jan 21, 2009 15:00:43 GMT -5
Who, pray tell, is Muffy? Because if she's real, this sounds pretty comical. Muffy is my go to name for any preppie girl from late teens to early twenties from an upper class family who think they're hard core because they saw a black person once. |
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Post by willywonka666 on Jan 21, 2009 15:29:41 GMT -5
when they try to tell me what to do
honestly-when they try to do something that someone else told them was sexy, like they saw someone do it on tv, or they do something that they don't really know anything about, but their sole intent is to do it because they think a guy or guys may find it sexy.
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on Jan 21, 2009 15:34:32 GMT -5
Let's see...
- Excessive cosmetic surgery, and as mentioned before, the "comedy boobs". I find neither one even remotely attractive.
- Gobs and gobs of makeup. Putting a little makeup on is fine. Putting the entire Revlon factory on your face is not.
- Also mentioned before, the hair dying. It works for some, but for most, it doesn't. Black to blonde or vice versa is possibly the worst offender.
I'm so thankful that my own girlfriend isn't guilty of any of the above.
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
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Post by bob on Jan 21, 2009 15:35:30 GMT -5
when they try to tell me what to do THIS THIS THIS A MILLION TIMES YES my girlfreind basically gave me an ultimateum: join my religous faith or it's over |
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Jan 21, 2009 15:36:49 GMT -5
Let's see... - Excessive cosmetic surgery, and as mentioned before, the "comedy boobs". I find neither one even remotely attractive. - Gobs and gobs of makeup. Putting a little makeup on is fine. Putting the entire Revlon factory on your face is not. - Also mentioned before, the hair dying. It works for some, but for most, it doesn't. Black to blonde or vice versa is possibly the worst offender. Wanna be creeped out for the rest of your life? Google the name "Mamie Van Doren". Take a good look. Gross, isn't it? Here's the kicker. SHE'S 77 YEARS OLD! UGGHGGUGGGHGUGUGHGGUGHG!!!!!!! |
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