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Post by GuyOfOwnage on Jan 21, 2009 15:40:25 GMT -5
Let's see... - Excessive cosmetic surgery, and as mentioned before, the "comedy boobs". I find neither one even remotely attractive. - Gobs and gobs of makeup. Putting a little makeup on is fine. Putting the entire Revlon factory on your face is not. - Also mentioned before, the hair dying. It works for some, but for most, it doesn't. Black to blonde or vice versa is possibly the worst offender. Wanna be creeped out for the rest of your life? Google the name "Mamie Van Doren". Take a good look. Gross, isn't it? Here's the kicker. SHE'S 77 YEARS OLD! UGGHGGUGGGHGUGUGHGGUGHG!!!!!!! Well, I guess I didn't need my eyesight THAT much...
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Post by Macho Dude Handy Damage on Jan 21, 2009 15:47:02 GMT -5
when they try to tell me what to do THIS THIS THIS A MILLION TIMES YES my girlfreind basically gave me an ultimateum: join my religous faith or it's over I hope you threw that bitch out the door! or maybe not, since you said girlfriend and not ex-girlfriend.
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Post by King Boo on Jan 21, 2009 16:02:09 GMT -5
Glasses that cover half their face. Glasses-glasses or sunglasses? Because I love me some oversized sunglasses as long as I don't look like a bug.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 21, 2009 16:08:42 GMT -5
Glasses that cover half their face. Glasses-glasses or sunglasses? Because I love me some oversized sunglasses as long as I don't look like a bug. I don't think I'd be worried if I were you.
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Post by Millie D on Jan 21, 2009 16:10:35 GMT -5
Who, pray tell, is Muffy? Because if she's real, this sounds pretty comical. Muffy is my go to name for any preppie girl from late teens to early twenties from an upper class family who think they're hard core because they saw a black person once. OH MY GA!! I WAS TRYING TO COME UP WITH A WORD FOR THAT! THANK YOU CHOCULA! oh yeah what he said i agree with
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Post by King Boo on Jan 21, 2009 16:14:31 GMT -5
Glasses-glasses or sunglasses? Because I love me some oversized sunglasses as long as I don't look like a bug. I don't think I'd be worried if I were you. Aww thanks snookie.
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Post by Bam Neeley on Jan 21, 2009 16:16:37 GMT -5
The Michelle McCool haircut. Dunno it's name.
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Jan 21, 2009 16:18:31 GMT -5
See, for me, what I hate in terms of hair dying is where all of their hair is dyed. I actually love it when they have multiple hair colors. Like they dye their hair blonde, but their darker, natural hair still shows through on the under layers.
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Post by The Masked Mr TZ on Jan 21, 2009 16:20:42 GMT -5
Being rail skinny.
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Jan 21, 2009 16:31:08 GMT -5
Muffy is my go to name for any preppie girl from late teens to early twenties from an upper class family who think they're hard core because they saw a black person once. OH MY GA!! I WAS TRYING TO COME UP WITH A WORD FOR THAT! THANK YOU CHOCULA! oh yeah what he said i agree with I do what I can.
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Post by kittylimits on Jan 21, 2009 17:07:43 GMT -5
Glasses that cover half their face. Glasses-glasses or sunglasses? Because I love me some oversized sunglasses as long as I don't look like a bug. Me too, but in all honesty it's mostly because they feel so comfortable on my face. No joke. Plus I'm super insecure and love the feeling of hiding behind sunglasses, hats, etc... no joke. They help so much. Anyways... let a woman chime into this thread: There's a certain way that I've noticed more and more girls pose in photos that they put up on their facebooks and myspaces. I know the reason too - it's to avoid the "arm fat" look. But to me, it's super awkward and not sexy at all. Also, anyone remember how Lita used to put her bangs back? Like, the big bulge on the front of the head look? I don't see it as much as I used to but I still see it enough to cringe and wonder why the heck girls chose to do THAT as a hairstyle. There's SO much that the Divas do that baffles me... how are ass-less chaps sexy, or even convenient when wrestling a match, Kelly Kelly? And don't get me started on everything Maria does because that girl, who claims to be all "high fashion," has the TACKIEST taste of any Diva, Jillian Hall included! And Lillian Garcia, MAN, she could totally look sexy but chooses to dress like a 13 year old girl who is being a "whore" for Halloween.
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Post by laughytaffy on Jan 21, 2009 17:23:51 GMT -5
-piercings in any place other than ears -tattoo's (all kinds) -bitchy, condescending attitude -fat. Fat isn't sexy, hit the treadmill
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Post by EAT IT on Jan 21, 2009 17:29:38 GMT -5
When they speak.
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Post by B.B.M on Jan 21, 2009 17:33:57 GMT -5
Apparently, dressing in less clothes, and acting like you are desperate for sex, is supposed to be attractive, and make me leep on them, from a distance. Not in my eyes, for me it's personality. I would rather go out with the dorkiest woman alive, who has a personality of gold, than a hot woman, who was a personality of a block of cheese.
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Post by ChibiDiablo on Jan 21, 2009 17:41:06 GMT -5
Tiny, thin overly plucked eyebrows that make them always look surprised
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Jan 21, 2009 17:44:51 GMT -5
Apparently, dressing in less clothes, and acting like you are desperate for sex, is supposed to be attractive, and make me leep on them, from a distance. Not in my eyes, for me it's personality. I would rather go out with the dorkiest woman alive, who has a personality of gold, than a hot woman, who was a personality of a block of cheese. I'm going with this explanation. Being a skank will always have a detrimental effect on how attractive I find a person.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jan 21, 2009 18:14:35 GMT -5
Most women don't know/care how nasty bare legs look most of the time. Take a cue from the lady in my sig, ladies!
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Jan 21, 2009 18:29:00 GMT -5
Apparently, dressing in less clothes, and acting like you are desperate for sex, is supposed to be attractive, and make me leep on them, from a distance. Not in my eyes, for me it's personality. I would rather go out with the dorkiest woman alive, who has a personality of gold, than a hot woman, who was a personality of a block of cheese. Even if the dorky girl is an otaku, which you clearly hate?
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B.B.M
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Where did the Lime go?
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Post by B.B.M on Jan 21, 2009 18:34:13 GMT -5
Apparently, dressing in less clothes, and acting like you are desperate for sex, is supposed to be attractive, and make me leep on them, from a distance. Not in my eyes, for me it's personality. I would rather go out with the dorkiest woman alive, who has a personality of gold, than a hot woman, who was a personality of a block of cheese. Even if the dorky girl is an otaku, which you clearly hate? But Otakus have crap personalities...Oh crap, some anime fans over heard me **Runs to the hills**
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 21, 2009 18:35:36 GMT -5
Also, anyone remember how Lita used to put her bangs back? Like, the big bulge on the front of the head look? I don't see it as much as I used to but I still see it enough to cringe and wonder why the heck girls chose to do THAT as a hairstyle. THANK YOU! for pointing this out. This hairstyle is absolutely hideous, and I've seen it popping up all over the place. It looks like some kind of horrible chick-mullet thing, and it looks good on NOBODY.
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