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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Jan 21, 2009 18:44:41 GMT -5
Fakeness
Fake boobs, fake tan, fake nose...hell even posh chicks who talk in a fake common type of way in order to appear more street and "cool" annoy me.
I dunno if this counts or not but its something that irritates me so I'm gonna put it. Women who moan on and on about how they're fat, how they can't wear a certain shirt because it makes them look fat even though they're not fat in the slightest. It really annoys me.
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Post by Samoa Kenny on Jan 21, 2009 18:54:39 GMT -5
Girls who can make their boobs move. You might need implants to do it, but I've seen strippers do it a bunch of times and it is gross
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Post by Samoa Kenny on Jan 21, 2009 18:58:17 GMT -5
Wanna be creeped out for the rest of your life? Google the name "Mamie Van Doren". Take a good look. Gross, isn't it? Here's the kicker. SHE'S 77 YEARS OLD! UGGHGGUGGGHGUGUGHGGUGHG!!!!!!! Well, I guess I didn't need my eyesight THAT much... Pretty hot for a 77 year old
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Post by i.Sarita.com on Jan 21, 2009 19:29:08 GMT -5
Yeah, I'm gonna go with freakish looking Botox lips for the win. I still don't understand what women are thinking with those things.
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Post by Supersmark is a Troll on Jan 21, 2009 19:37:17 GMT -5
Being stupid, I prefer smart chicks.
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Post by Long A, Short A on Jan 21, 2009 20:09:39 GMT -5
This reads like the male version of the deal breaker thread I read on an etiquette message board.
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Post by Dynamite Kid on Jan 21, 2009 20:41:17 GMT -5
The slut-target tattoo on the lower back.
Grabbing their boobs and jiggling them - no thanks.
Spitting on the penis while performing certain acts on it.
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Post by EZ: Brainy Bae on Jan 21, 2009 20:46:54 GMT -5
Most if not all make-up. Just don't care for it.
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Post by Smokey McTrees on Jan 21, 2009 20:57:52 GMT -5
Well, I guess I didn't need my eyesight THAT much... Pretty hot for a 77 year old Yeah, I mean I think I would hit it just for the LULz...
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jan 21, 2009 21:20:53 GMT -5
Playing hard to get. I get it girls stop it now... I'm getting lonely.
But seriously Fake tans that are a little too dark especially in winter. There is probably more but I can't think of it.
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Post by Man Hating Horace on Jan 21, 2009 21:38:42 GMT -5
Naval piercings. This fad needs to die out, the sooner, the better.
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Jan 21, 2009 22:36:29 GMT -5
Naval piercings. This fad needs to die out, the sooner, the better. hey mines pierced, oh wait im not a girl, nevermind i hate skinny bright orange bitches with caked on makeup that looks so rediculous and then they look down on me because im wearing like a band shirt out or something, do they relise how almost clownlike they look
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Post by default on Jan 21, 2009 22:39:09 GMT -5
Toe rings.
And a reverse... most women don't think tan lines are sexy. ...But they are. You don't eve let the sun see your naughty bits, but you let us.
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Post by Samoa Kenny on Jan 21, 2009 22:42:28 GMT -5
Naval piercings. This fad needs to die out, the sooner, the better. I'm so happy someone said this... Belly Buttons are so cute.. don't ruin them
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jan 21, 2009 23:09:52 GMT -5
Flip Flops (AKA Foot Thongs)
Girls wear them all the time in the summer or when the weather is not shitty. Sure they might be convenient but I think they make the foot look even more uglier then they already are and they look cheap.
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Jan 21, 2009 23:20:45 GMT -5
Fake tans...and a lack of tan lines is GOOD. I've never really thought of it that way. Good call OTG.
Plastic surgery in general. You're going to age, deal with it like the rest of us.
Any girls that think they're sexy because their boobs are big. Yes, if you've seen my girl, she does, but that's not why I think she's sexy. Not the only two reasons, anyway, but I'd love her no matter how big or small they were.
EDIT: Oh, and, Kitty, if you mean what I think you mean about pulling bangs back (I'm picturing what Melina did a good portion of the time in MNM, and is even on her first figure,) that's always been a pompadour to me, I don't care what women want to call it.
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Post by default on Jan 22, 2009 0:25:30 GMT -5
Oh... high heels too. Seriously... and why do pornstars always wear them in bed? That's just plain silly. If they want to accentuate their calves, then uh... work out.
The only good part of high heels are that they're paired with stockings. Stockings are hot, imo, high heels are not.
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Post by indymadman on Jan 22, 2009 0:51:08 GMT -5
I can't stand flip flops with jeans...
Although I love the target tatoo in the small of the back... please for the love of god don't let it be a tribal symbol or a dolphin...
I absolutely hate that little silkyish shirt with no back that comes to a point near the navel.
When I see a girl with oversized sunglasses I want to punch her in the face... no really, in the face.
I'd take an inch of skin showing at the waist over a belly shirt anyday.
I know it was more of a early 2000's fad... but thong showing on tv = great!... thong showing in real lie = not so much.
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Post by wrestlesmarks on Jan 22, 2009 1:10:01 GMT -5
Women who keep talking about their goals and dreams they want to achive. I mean jesus, just show me them boobies already! AM I RITE?
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Jan 22, 2009 1:13:39 GMT -5
Spitting on the penis while performing certain acts on it. That's more functional than anything.
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