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Post by aka Cthulhu on Apr 15, 2009 23:14:54 GMT -5
Heeeeeeeeeeey! Cthulhu here -- Corporate Ultra-Super-Star! Let me get straight to the point and tackle the main issue: Square. Well, Square, I like you -- you're from Corporate, I'm from Corporate. We're both from Corporate, so we kinda have a problem since we'll be fighting against each other in the Tournament, yes? Well, let me get straight to the point, and the point is, Square, is that when we do face each other, I will not hesitate to kick you, and Koda's, butts.
I'll kick your butts! I'm saying butt since they told me I can't say ass in front of the kids. Hah! Jazz Man, you're my tag-team partner and I hope you didn't have a problem with me beating you last week. We're tag-team partners right now and if you do good I'll see to it that you get a few gold stars on your record from Corporate.
Oh, and finally. Cult Chaos. Well, I want to tell you guys what I think of your group, but I've got a slight problem with some of those guys in suits in Corporate. They're asking me to make a little change in me, be a little more kid-friendly, you see. I tell them I can't do that, so they beg me to be a little more subtle. So I'll be subtle. I wanted to show you guys something, which is what I think of your Cult Chaos, but I'm being subtle at the moment, so I'll just describe it to you. It's my finger, between the ring and index finger. Go screw yourselves. Hah!
Cthulhu, Corporate Super-Superstar, signing out. Yeah!
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Apr 15, 2009 23:17:54 GMT -5
Heeeeeeeeeeey! Cthulhu here -- Corporate Ultra-Super-Star! Let me get straight to the point and tackle the main issue: Square. Well, Square, I like you -- you're from Corporate, I'm from Corporate. We're both from Corporate, so we kinda have a problem since we'll be fighting against each other in the Tournament, yes? Well, let me get straight to the point, and the point is, Square, is that when we do face each other, I will not hesitate to kick you, and Koda's, butts.
I'll kick your butts! I'm saying butt since they told me I can't say ass in front of the kids. Hah! Jazz Man, you're my tag-team partner and I hope you didn't have a problem with me beating you last week. We're tag-team partners right now and if you do good I'll see to it that you get a few gold stars on your record from Corporate.
Oh, and finally. Cult Chaos. Well, I want to tell you guys what I think of your group, but I've got a slight problem with some of those guys in suits in Corporate. They're asking me to make a little change in me, be a little more kid-friendly, you see. I tell them I can't do that, so they beg me to be a little more subtle. So I'll be subtle. I wanted to show you guys something, which is what I think of your Cult Chaos, but I'm being subtle at the moment, so I'll just describe it to you. It's my finger, between the ring and index finger. Go screw yourselves. Hah!
Cthulhu, Corporate Super-Superstar, signing out. Yeah! *starts to leave, but stops* Oh, and "King" Motor-Colt. I'll crap on your crown! Hell, I won't do that, I'll do something better: I'll buy a dog and let him crap on your crown! Your Story is just a footnote on the super-awesome Corporate!
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Post by Square on Apr 15, 2009 23:18:02 GMT -5
Heeeeeeeeeeey! Cthulhu here -- Corporate Ultra-Super-Star! Let me get straight to the point and tackle the main issue: Square. Well, Square, I like you -- you're from Corporate, I'm from Corporate. We're both from Corporate, so we kinda have a problem since we'll be fighting against each other in the Tournament, yes? Well, let me get straight to the point, and the point is, Square, is that when we do face each other, I will not hesitate to kick you, and Koda's, butts.
I'll kick your butts! I'm saying butt since they told me I can't say ass in front of the kids. Hah! Jazz Man, you're my tag-team partner and I hope you didn't have a problem with me beating you last week. We're tag-team partners right now and if you do good I'll see to it that you get a few gold stars on your record from Corporate.
Oh, and finally. Cult Chaos. Well, I want to tell you guys what I think of your group, but I've got a slight problem with some of those guys in suits in Corporate. They're asking me to make a little change in me, be a little more kid-friendly, you see. I tell them I can't do that, so they beg me to be a little more subtle. So I'll be subtle. I wanted to show you guys something, which is what I think of your Cult Chaos, but I'm being subtle at the moment, so I'll just describe it to you. It's my finger, between the ring and index finger. Go screw yourselves. Hah!
Cthulhu, Corporate Super-Superstar, signing out. Yeah! Davye and Star asked me to take it easy on you but I will smash your face with the Squarepolosion if you even dare to get it in your brain that you can defeat me. You might be the boss' pet project but I'm sure he could find someone else if I so happen to knock your jaw out of your mouth come monday night
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Apr 15, 2009 23:28:45 GMT -5
Heeeeeeeeeeey! Cthulhu here -- Corporate Ultra-Super-Star! Let me get straight to the point and tackle the main issue: Square. Well, Square, I like you -- you're from Corporate, I'm from Corporate. We're both from Corporate, so we kinda have a problem since we'll be fighting against each other in the Tournament, yes? Well, let me get straight to the point, and the point is, Square, is that when we do face each other, I will not hesitate to kick you, and Koda's, butts.
I'll kick your butts! I'm saying butt since they told me I can't say ass in front of the kids. Hah! Jazz Man, you're my tag-team partner and I hope you didn't have a problem with me beating you last week. We're tag-team partners right now and if you do good I'll see to it that you get a few gold stars on your record from Corporate.
Oh, and finally. Cult Chaos. Well, I want to tell you guys what I think of your group, but I've got a slight problem with some of those guys in suits in Corporate. They're asking me to make a little change in me, be a little more kid-friendly, you see. I tell them I can't do that, so they beg me to be a little more subtle. So I'll be subtle. I wanted to show you guys something, which is what I think of your Cult Chaos, but I'm being subtle at the moment, so I'll just describe it to you. It's my finger, between the ring and index finger. Go screw yourselves. Hah!
Cthulhu, Corporate Super-Superstar, signing out. Yeah! Davye and Star asked me to take it easy on you but I will smash your face with the Squarepolosion if you even dare to get it in your brain that you can defeat me. You might be the boss' pet project but I'm sure he could find someone else if I so happen to knock your jaw out of your mouth come monday night Whoa, whoa, whoa. Take it easy there, Square-o, my friend-o. However, if you want to make some flames between us, let me put in some gasoline, then. You want to smash my face? YOU want to smash MY face? Why don't I rip out that tongue of yours and flush it down a toilet, right now? You don't mess with ME, you stupid son of a bitch, or you won't have a face to look at in the mirror. Understand?*pause* I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding, hey! I'm just joking, my new friend, right? Right. I just want what the crowd wants, a good fight, and nothing else. I hope there's no bad blood between us after the match, since we'll be both working together under Corporate, okay?
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Post by Cyno on Apr 15, 2009 23:30:03 GMT -5
Looks like history repeats itself once more. Once again, Metylerca and M.O.P. face off against Square and Starshine for the WWCF Tag-Team Championships. And once again, we lose because Metylerca SCREWS me out of MY championship. The Non-American Heroes won once more because they proved they're the better team.
Jazzman, The Pride is broken. I'm giving you an ultimatum here. Either Metylerca's kicked to the curb and we can fix it. Or I leave, and Pride WILL die in the WWCF!
Now, I feel I have to address my Lethal Lottery match. Krazy E-Man, let's be honest here: you aren't in my league. You aren't even close to it. But if you can put aside your feelings for your boyfriend Stevierichardsfan for a few minutes, we'll kick his and Latino Meat's asses and maybe, just maybe, you'll be one step closer to the greatness that I will achieve as the next WWCF Champion. Greatness that jabronis such as you can only dream of reaching.
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Post by Topher is Human on Apr 15, 2009 23:30:20 GMT -5
You guys... boys... Want to complain about my position here in the WWCF?
Well I beat both of you to in the KoW to get to this position... So you guys had a chance to stop it from happening before it even began.
So until you guys can actually straight up beat me... I'll be comfortably holding onto my position as The Story on Page One.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Apr 15, 2009 23:37:21 GMT -5
You guys... boys... Want to complain about my position here in the WWCF?
Well I beat both of you to in the KoW to get to this position... So you guys had a chance to stop it from happening before it even began.
So until you guys can actually straight up beat me... I'll be comfortably holding onto my position as The Story on Page One. ...You're still ugly!
Zing!
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Post by Square on Apr 15, 2009 23:38:33 GMT -5
Davye and Star asked me to take it easy on you but I will smash your face with the Squarepolosion if you even dare to get it in your brain that you can defeat me. You might be the boss' pet project but I'm sure he could find someone else if I so happen to knock your jaw out of your mouth come monday night Whoa, whoa, whoa. Take it easy there, Square-o, my friend-o. However, if you want to make some flames between us, let me put in some gasoline, then. You want to smash my face? YOU want to smash MY face? Why don't I rip out that tongue of yours and flush it down a toilet, right now? You don't mess with ME, you stupid son of a bitch, or you won't have a face to look at in the mirror. Understand?*pause* I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding, hey! I'm just joking, my new friend, right? Right. I just want what the crowd wants, a good fight, and nothing else. I hope there's no bad blood between us after the match, since we'll be both working together under Corporate, okay? You do realise that I am going to now hurt you because of your "joke". You see we might be a part of the same faction but you ain't my friend. Your just some stupid American trying to act cool and hard but at the end of the day has no bite for his bark. We ain't gonna hang out after the match, we ain't gonna be a tag team, we ain't gonna go to each other homes and we ain't gonna be best buddies.
Lets just say that on Monday you'll learn rule number one of being a member of Corprate. You do NOT annoy The Non American Heroes otherwise you end up with a elbow in your jaw and having to eat soup for a long period of time. You better bring your A game to Nite Raw, otherwise Corprate might be a 3 man group. Understand?
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Apr 15, 2009 23:42:18 GMT -5
Cthulu, don't you actually live in China?
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Post by Square on Apr 15, 2009 23:44:38 GMT -5
Cthulu, don't you actually live in China? ...EVERYTIME I USE THE WORD "AMERICAN" IN A PROMO THE GUY I'M DOING IT AGAINST IS FROM A DIFFRENT PART OF THE WORLD. I WANT A LIST OF EVERY AMERICAN IN WWCF!
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Post by Topher is Human on Apr 15, 2009 23:45:37 GMT -5
You guys... boys... Want to complain about my position here in the WWCF?
Well I beat both of you to in the KoW to get to this position... So you guys had a chance to stop it from happening before it even began.
So until you guys can actually straight up beat me... I'll be comfortably holding onto my position as The Story on Page One. ...You're still ugly!
Zing! ... Well so are you. But I'm kind enough to cover it with a mask
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Post by Topher is Human on Apr 15, 2009 23:46:12 GMT -5
Cthulu, don't you actually live in China? ...EVERYTIME I USE THE WORD "AMERICAN" IN A PROMO THE GUY I'M DOING IT AGAINST IS FROM A DIFFRENT PART OF THE WORLD. I WANT A LIST OF EVERY AMERICAN IN WWCF! Not I
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 15, 2009 23:48:15 GMT -5
I live in America......but I was born in Germany
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Apr 15, 2009 23:48:34 GMT -5
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Take it easy there, Square-o, my friend-o. However, if you want to make some flames between us, let me put in some gasoline, then. You want to smash my face? YOU want to smash MY face? Why don't I rip out that tongue of yours and flush it down a toilet, right now? You don't mess with ME, you stupid son of a bitch, or you won't have a face to look at in the mirror. Understand?*pause* I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding, hey! I'm just joking, my new friend, right? Right. I just want what the crowd wants, a good fight, and nothing else. I hope there's no bad blood between us after the match, since we'll be both working together under Corporate, okay? You do realise that I am going to now hurt you because of your "joke". You see we might be a part of the same faction but you ain't my friend. Your just some stupid American trying to act cool and hard but at the end of the day has no bite for his bark. We ain't gonna hang out after the match, we ain't gonna be a tag team, we ain't gonna go to each other homes and we ain't gonna be best buddies.
Lets just say that on Monday you'll learn rule number one of being a member of Corprate. You do NOT annoy The Non American Heroes otherwise you end up with a elbow in your jaw and having to eat soup for a long period of time. You better bring your A game to Nite Raw, otherwise Corprate might be a 3 man group. Understand? Oh, that makes me sad. You make me sad, Square. Well, Monday NiteRaw I'm bringing my A Game, my B Game, and all the other games from C to Z. I'm bringing my guitar, my PSP, my new pet dog and I'm bringing several female fans to scream out my name as I make my way into the ring. One thing I'm not going to bring, however, is "fun" Cthulhu. You're going to fight one crazy bastard... one crazy bastard that can't tell the difference between a joke and a series of kicks to the head. There's also Jazz Man, too, so you better watch out.
Oh, and I'm not American! I'm from Asia, and that makes me slightly part-ninja, on the inside!
Children watching the WWCF, it's the inside that counts! The inside!
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Apr 15, 2009 23:51:16 GMT -5
Cthulu, don't you actually live in China? Philippines, though I'm part-Chinese, less than one-fourth methinks.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Apr 15, 2009 23:52:02 GMT -5
Cthulu, don't you actually live in China? Philippines, though I'm part-Chinese, less than one-fourth methinks. Ah, memory is a little faulty.
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Post by Square on Apr 15, 2009 23:53:31 GMT -5
You do realise that I am going to now hurt you because of your "joke". You see we might be a part of the same faction but you ain't my friend. Your just some stupid American trying to act cool and hard but at the end of the day has no bite for his bark. We ain't gonna hang out after the match, we ain't gonna be a tag team, we ain't gonna go to each other homes and we ain't gonna be best buddies.
Lets just say that on Monday you'll learn rule number one of being a member of Corprate. You do NOT annoy The Non American Heroes otherwise you end up with a elbow in your jaw and having to eat soup for a long period of time. You better bring your A game to Nite Raw, otherwise Corprate might be a 3 man group. Understand? Oh, that makes me sad. You make me sad, Square. Well, Monday NiteRaw I'm bringing my A Game, my B Game, and all the other games from C to Z. I'm bringing my guitar, my PSP, my new pet dog and I'm bringing several female fans to scream out my name as I make my way into the ring. One thing I'm not going to bring, however, is "fun" Cthulhu. You're going to fight one crazy bastard... one crazy bastard that can't tell the difference between a joke and a series of kicks to the head. There's also Jazz Man, too, so you better watch out.
Oh, and I'm not American! I'm from Asia, and that makes me slightly part-ninja, on the inside!
Children watching the WWCF, it's the inside that counts! The inside! Davye find yourself a new project. This one ain't coming home alive. You're going to bring "crazy" you? Great, because opposing you is going to be the two most craziest sons of bitches in this company! You have the Heatz champion who I would not trust with a pencil. And then you have me, you see I was forged in the fires of hell and I will hurt you.
Your trying to become more kid frendily. Children don't watch Monday Nite Raw, it's going to make Saw look like Seasame Street
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Apr 16, 2009 0:04:14 GMT -5
Oh, that makes me sad. You make me sad, Square. Well, Monday NiteRaw I'm bringing my A Game, my B Game, and all the other games from C to Z. I'm bringing my guitar, my PSP, my new pet dog and I'm bringing several female fans to scream out my name as I make my way into the ring. One thing I'm not going to bring, however, is "fun" Cthulhu. You're going to fight one crazy bastard... one crazy bastard that can't tell the difference between a joke and a series of kicks to the head. There's also Jazz Man, too, so you better watch out.
Oh, and I'm not American! I'm from Asia, and that makes me slightly part-ninja, on the inside!
Children watching the WWCF, it's the inside that counts! The inside! Davye find yourself a new project. This one ain't coming home alive. You're going to bring "crazy" you? Great, because opposing you is going to be the two most craziest sons of bitches in this company! You have the Heatz champion who I would not trust with a pencil. And then you have me, you see I was forged in the fires of hell and I will hurt you.
Your trying to become more kid frendily. Children don't watch Monday Nite Raw, it's going to make Saw look like Seasame Street You're crazy, I'm crazy, that clown is crazy! Everyone is crazy, you see... but the thing is, the important thing that separates us is that I have vision. I can see... the future! It's going to be an ass-kicking, me kicking your ass, of course.
You say you don't trust the clown with a pencil. I say "f*** that, I'm giving him one-thousand pencils, and I'll be more than happy to sharpen it all. And I'll still kick his ass!"Mm, I'm starting to get the hang of balancing comedy-Cthulhu and not-comedy-Cthulhu, I think. Do my promos sound more heelish now?
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Post by Square on Apr 16, 2009 0:08:23 GMT -5
Davye find yourself a new project. This one ain't coming home alive. You're going to bring "crazy" you? Great, because opposing you is going to be the two most craziest sons of bitches in this company! You have the Heatz champion who I would not trust with a pencil. And then you have me, you see I was forged in the fires of hell and I will hurt you.
Your trying to become more kid frendily. Children don't watch Monday Nite Raw, it's going to make Saw look like Seasame Street You're crazy, I'm crazy, that clown is crazy! Everyone is crazy, you see... but the thing is, the important thing that separates us is that I have vision. I can see... the future! It's going to be an ass-kicking, me kicking your ass, of course.
You say you don't trust the clown with a penci. I say "f*** that, I'm giving him one-thousand, and I'll be more than happy to sharpen it all. And I'll still kick his ass!" If you had any vision you would see the impending danger ahead of you and try and avoid it. Seriously, what matches have you been in that make me afraid of you? I've been in wars in this company. You are just some worthless piece of trash which is going to be ripped open and spread across whatever arena were in monday. Believe me, because I am going to do to you what I am going to do to Fatts next week.
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Post by Square on Apr 16, 2009 0:09:19 GMT -5
Your almost getting the balance, just got to tone it down a tad bit more to be fully effective
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