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Post by aka Cthulhu on Apr 16, 2009 0:20:26 GMT -5
You're crazy, I'm crazy, that clown is crazy! Everyone is crazy, you see... but the thing is, the important thing that separates us is that I have vision. I can see... the future! It's going to be an ass-kicking, me kicking your ass, of course.
You say you don't trust the clown with a penci. I say "f*** that, I'm giving him one-thousand, and I'll be more than happy to sharpen it all. And I'll still kick his ass!" If you had any vision you would see the impending danger ahead of you and try and avoid it. Seriously, what matches have you been in that make me afraid of you? I've been in wars in this company. You are just some worthless piece of trash which is going to be ripped open and spread across whatever arena were in monday. Believe me, because I am going to do to you what I am going to do to Fatts next week. Iron Maiden. I lost that one, yeah, but the fact is that I'm still here after that match. You don't need to be afraid but you need to know how much pain you'll be in during the match. You think you know what violence is? I'll show you something, yeah, I'll re-write your definition of violence, baby.
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Post by Square on Apr 16, 2009 0:25:47 GMT -5
If you had any vision you would see the impending danger ahead of you and try and avoid it. Seriously, what matches have you been in that make me afraid of you? I've been in wars in this company. You are just some worthless piece of trash which is going to be ripped open and spread across whatever arena were in monday. Believe me, because I am going to do to you what I am going to do to Fatts next week. Iron Maiden. I lost that one, yeah, but the fact is that I'm still here after that match. You don't need to be afraid but you need to know how much pain you'll be in during the match. You think you know what violence is? I'll show you something, yeah, I'll re-write your definition of violence, baby. You know what how about you shut your mouth and throw your fists up now!*Square throws down the tag title and takes off his t-shirt* Come on Mr.Violence, show me what you got
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Post by Topher is Human on Apr 16, 2009 0:28:32 GMT -5
*sits down and eats popcorn*
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Post by Square on Apr 16, 2009 0:32:19 GMT -5
*sits down and eats popcorn* *spits in the popcorn*
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Apr 16, 2009 0:35:39 GMT -5
Iron Maiden. I lost that one, yeah, but the fact is that I'm still here after that match. You don't need to be afraid but you need to know how much pain you'll be in during the match. You think you know what violence is? I'll show you something, yeah, I'll re-write your definition of violence, baby. You know what how about you shut your mouth and throw your fists up now!*Square throws down the tag title and takes off his t-shirt* Come on Mr.Violence, show me what you got Are you serious? You want to fight me, right now? You're joking, right?*walks up to Square* That's funny. Come on, make me laugh some more.
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Post by Square on Apr 16, 2009 0:36:47 GMT -5
You know what how about you shut your mouth and throw your fists up now!*Square throws down the tag title and takes off his t-shirt* Come on Mr.Violence, show me what you got Are you serious? You want to fight me, right now? You're joking, right?*walks up to Square* That's funny. Come on, make me laugh some more.*Square lands a vicious hook to the left eye of Chluthu*
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Apr 16, 2009 0:41:37 GMT -5
Are you serious? You want to fight me, right now? You're joking, right?*walks up to Square* That's funny. Come on, make me laugh some more. *Square lands a vicious hook to the left eye of Chluthu* *gets knocked down* *slowly gets back on feet, with a very surprised look on face* You hit me...
You hit me in the face, you stupid son of a bitch! I'll kill you! I'LL KILL YOU YOU F****** BASTARD!*fight breaks out between Square and Cthulhu*
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Apr 16, 2009 0:53:07 GMT -5
*several minutes pass, and Phil and Bill Pharris and WWCF security break up the fight and manage to separate Square and Cthulhu from each other*
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 16, 2009 0:53:24 GMT -5
Seth: First off, Motor Colt......in our match, I will beat you and prove that I am the better man because while you like to say that you beat me one on one, you forget that you had Aaron, EMW, and unfortunately my tag partner for this week.....Above Average put their hands on me so you could beat me. Now, I dont know about my partner and there probably isnt anything he can do to make me trust him, but I will be damned if I let you beat me again......espescially in such an unhonorable way.
Now to Cthulu, it seems you and Square are having issues which proves once again that you cant be the lead wrestler for any stable and be successful. You tried while I was on the shelf and failed so now you are trying again and what do ya know, you are failing again.
Oh and you may want to watch your back since your partner is Aaron Enigma.....those cowardly lions are good when it comes to screwing everyone as quick as possible to get to where they want. And just so you know, Aaron still has a receipt coming for laying his hands on me at Serious Business so if I decide to give him my receipt at some time before, during, or after your match........you better stay out of my way.
Damn....I almost forgot about Square. Square, last time we met I told you that I was born in Germany and that part was true. But what I didnt tell you is that I am glad as hell to be no longer living there and living where I am now in the good ole US of A. Thank god my father no longer had to patrol that hell hole when I was one and a half years old.
To all three of you and to my tag team partner, not a single one of you will ever be as honorable as I am and that is a fact, jack.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Apr 16, 2009 1:06:11 GMT -5
Seth: Well....first of all, if we win (and not get screwed over by you), I am not going to be defending this title against anyone and second of all, besides a lucky victory over me.......what victories does this kid really have against the best and what makes you think that just like you and Motor Colt, once he wins the belt.....he aint going to defend that title against anyone credible unless forced to?
No offense, but right now......I am not going to be the guy who loses and allows the Story to have every member of their stable with a belt. You four are part of the snake and the snake is the root of all the problems here in WWCF. If the snake gets all of the belts, then WWCF is screwed and I am sure as hell not going to be the reason WWCF goes to the toilet.
Besides, what do I have to gain by defending my Title of Honor against Aaron and no, your suggestion doesnt work because it is a circumstansial idea at best. Once again Seth you prove that you in fact have no honor. What is the honor is having a title you never defend because you don't have a worthy opponent? Wouldn't you prove you had more honor than someone by beating them in the match anyways? The way I see it, I'd defend that title any chance I could to prove that I was the most honorable champion.
As far as what I've done, I made an impact by my second week. I got right in the middle of Koda and Motor-Colt during their King of Wrestlecrap match and made myself known. The following week I got into a House of Fun match with Koda. I may not have won but I showed that I got what it takes. I've fought many big names, including Cthulhu, Metylerca and I've even beaten you. You call it a lucky win but I call it the result of hardwork and determination.
As for next week, you say the Tank will do what he wants. I'm still skeptical that he will be cooperative to be honest. However, I'm not going to let that spoil my match. I thrive as the underdog Seth. I haven't had a chance to be on top. The Story is going to help me achieve that goal. The three men I team with are prime examples of excellence in this business.
Seth, you say I have no honor, but I have done nothing to dishonor anyone, except you. And if I remember I apologized for it after, but you wouldn't have it. You speak of honor when you do not understand what it means. You don't want me to face you for the title, go ahead. Apparently honor is running from a fight because you are afraid. I fight my battles with honor and courage, something you wouldn't understand. Sitting back and pulling the puppet strings may work, but their is no honor is getting something you didn't earn.
How did you of all people earn yourself a title. Motor-Colt beat you at the last PPV, and so far in matches you've just sat back and let other people do the work for you. I don't remember the part of honor's definition that reads "weak, cowardly, spiteful".
You know what Seth? I might just go to management and request a title shot against you. You don't deserve that title, and the Head Detective is looking for gold. Like it or not, that title won't be yours for long. I'll go through anyone to get a shot at it. I'm Aaron Enigma, and I know the meaning of honor. If anyone here wants to prove me wrong, learn to Know Your Enemy.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 16, 2009 2:22:18 GMT -5
Seth: Well....first of all, if we win (and not get screwed over by you), I am not going to be defending this title against anyone and second of all, besides a lucky victory over me.......what victories does this kid really have against the best and what makes you think that just like you and Motor Colt, once he wins the belt.....he aint going to defend that title against anyone credible unless forced to?
No offense, but right now......I am not going to be the guy who loses and allows the Story to have every member of their stable with a belt. You four are part of the snake and the snake is the root of all the problems here in WWCF. If the snake gets all of the belts, then WWCF is screwed and I am sure as hell not going to be the reason WWCF goes to the toilet.
Besides, what do I have to gain by defending my Title of Honor against Aaron and no, your suggestion doesnt work because it is a circumstansial idea at best. Once again Seth you prove that you in fact have no honor. What is the honor is having a title you never defend because you don't have a worthy opponent? Wouldn't you prove you had more honor than someone by beating them in the match anyways? The way I see it, I'd defend that title any chance I could to prove that I was the most honorable champion.
As far as what I've done, I made an impact by my second week. I got right in the middle of Koda and Motor-Colt during their King of Wrestlecrap match and made myself known. The following week I got into a House of Fun match with Koda. I may not have won but I showed that I got what it takes. I've fought many big names, including Cthulhu, Metylerca and I've even beaten you. You call it a lucky win but I call it the result of hardwork and determination.
As for next week, you say the Tank will do what he wants. I'm still skeptical that he will be cooperative to be honest. However, I'm not going to let that spoil my match. I thrive as the underdog Seth. I haven't had a chance to be on top. The Story is going to help me achieve that goal. The three men I team with are prime examples of excellence in this business.
Seth, you say I have no honor, but I have done nothing to dishonor anyone, except you. And if I remember I apologized for it after, but you wouldn't have it. You speak of honor when you do not understand what it means. You don't want me to face you for the title, go ahead. Apparently honor is running from a fight because you are afraid. I fight my battles with honor and courage, something you wouldn't understand. Sitting back and pulling the puppet strings may work, but their is no honor is getting something you didn't earn.
How did you of all people earn yourself a title. Motor-Colt beat you at the last PPV, and so far in matches you've just sat back and let other people do the work for you. I don't remember the part of honor's definition that reads "weak, cowardly, spiteful".
You know what Seth? I might just go to management and request a title shot against you. You don't deserve that title, and the Head Detective is looking for gold. Like it or not, that title won't be yours for long. I'll go through anyone to get a shot at it. I'm Aaron Enigma, and I know the meaning of honor. If anyone here wants to prove me wrong, learn to Know Your Enemy. Seth: Funny thing about that.....you see, management has no control of who I defend the title against. Only the higher power or the champion can decide a title match.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2009 6:29:02 GMT -5
*several minutes pass, and Phil and Bill Pharris and WWCF security break up the fight and manage to separate Square and Cthulhu from each other* *Sudennly TTS attacks using a Chair to level Security and Attack Square*
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Post by Topher is Human on Apr 16, 2009 6:58:35 GMT -5
Seth: First off, Motor Colt......in our match, I will beat you and prove that I am the better man because while you like to say that you beat me one on one, you forget that you had Aaron, EMW, and unfortunately my tag partner for this week.....Above Average put their hands on me so you could beat me. Now, I dont know about my partner and there probably isnt anything he can do to make me trust him, but I will be damned if I let you beat me again......espescially in such an unhonorable way.
Now to Cthulu, it seems you and Square are having issues which proves once again that you cant be the lead wrestler for any stable and be successful. You tried while I was on the shelf and failed so now you are trying again and what do ya know, you are failing again.
Oh and you may want to watch your back since your partner is Aaron Enigma.....those cowardly lions are good when it comes to screwing everyone as quick as possible to get to where they want. And just so you know, Aaron still has a receipt coming for laying his hands on me at Serious Business so if I decide to give him my receipt at some time before, during, or after your match........you better stay out of my way.
Damn....I almost forgot about Square. Square, last time we met I told you that I was born in Germany and that part was true. But what I didnt tell you is that I am glad as hell to be no longer living there and living where I am now in the good ole US of A. Thank god my father no longer had to patrol that hell hole when I was one and a half years old.
To all three of you and to my tag team partner, not a single one of you will ever be as honorable as I am and that is a fact, jack. But oh Honorable one... You say my win over you lacked honor, because my friends got involved?
Two things, one, what happened was completely within the rules... And secondly, the only reason they touched you was because you were trying to escape. Where's the honor in a man who has to run and hide the moment it came down to one on one. Even if it is against a man you know you cannot beat fairly.
If you honestly think you're better than me, if you honestly think you have more honor than me. I have a challenge for you...
Sunday Night Heatz... You vs Me, one on one, Story and Crusade banned from ringside... If I win, Aaron gets a title shot against you, no questions asked... If YOU win, you get a title shot against either me or LittleNaitch, depending on who leaves as Champion.
Interested?
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Post by Jazzman on Apr 16, 2009 9:22:06 GMT -5
*several minutes pass, and Phil and Bill Pharris and WWCF security break up the fight and manage to separate Square and Cthulhu from each other* *A unknown figure runs in with a briefcase and in a pinstripe suit and whisks Cthulhu away to Dave's office*
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 16, 2009 10:00:20 GMT -5
Seth: First off, Motor Colt......in our match, I will beat you and prove that I am the better man because while you like to say that you beat me one on one, you forget that you had Aaron, EMW, and unfortunately my tag partner for this week.....Above Average put their hands on me so you could beat me. Now, I dont know about my partner and there probably isnt anything he can do to make me trust him, but I will be damned if I let you beat me again......espescially in such an unhonorable way.
Now to Cthulu, it seems you and Square are having issues which proves once again that you cant be the lead wrestler for any stable and be successful. You tried while I was on the shelf and failed so now you are trying again and what do ya know, you are failing again.
Oh and you may want to watch your back since your partner is Aaron Enigma.....those cowardly lions are good when it comes to screwing everyone as quick as possible to get to where they want. And just so you know, Aaron still has a receipt coming for laying his hands on me at Serious Business so if I decide to give him my receipt at some time before, during, or after your match........you better stay out of my way.
Damn....I almost forgot about Square. Square, last time we met I told you that I was born in Germany and that part was true. But what I didnt tell you is that I am glad as hell to be no longer living there and living where I am now in the good ole US of A. Thank god my father no longer had to patrol that hell hole when I was one and a half years old.
To all three of you and to my tag team partner, not a single one of you will ever be as honorable as I am and that is a fact, jack. But oh Honorable one... You say my win over you lacked honor, because my friends got involved?
Two things, one, what happened was completely within the rules... And secondly, the only reason they touched you was because you were trying to escape. Where's the honor in a man who has to run and hide the moment it came down to one on one. Even if it is against a man you know you cannot beat fairly.
If you honestly think you're better than me, if you honestly think you have more honor than me. I have a challenge for you...
Sunday Night Heatz... You vs Me, one on one, Story and Crusade banned from ringside... If I win, Aaron gets a title shot against you, no questions asked... If YOU win, you get a title shot against either me or LittleNaitch, depending on who leaves as Champion.
Interested? Seth: I am intrigued......but first, lets see who walks out of the tag match the winner because like I said, I am not going to put myself through two matches in one night.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Apr 16, 2009 12:00:31 GMT -5
I have a couple things I need to say to some people and it needs to be made clear.
Motor-Colt, my friend, I am glad you are willing to put your title on the line to get me a title shot. However, I would rather earn the title shot myself. If Seth doesn't think I have enough honor to compete for his title, then I will have to prove that I do. You and Above Average have both tried to get me title shots against him. I am glad that my friends are trying to help me get to the top, but to be honest I would rather get there myself.
Some people say I joined The Story because I needed the help to climb the ladder. I want to prove that I do not. You guys are my best friends in the federation, and we are without a doubt the greatest stable in WWCF. However, when it comes to singles accomplishments the three of you blow me away.
I have to get this title shot on my own, I have to prove that I'm not just some new guy getting carried by the veterans. I have to prove to all the non-believers and nay-sayers that the Head Detective means business. I have to show everyone I am not just some eloquent speeches. I have to prove that everyone that faces me better learn to Know Your Enemy.
I'm not going to let others fight my battles. Seth, I will take that title from you but it will be because I earned it.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 16, 2009 14:48:25 GMT -5
I have a couple things I need to say to some people and it needs to be made clear.
Motor-Colt, my friend, I am glad you are willing to put your title on the line to get me a title shot. However, I would rather earn the title shot myself. If Seth doesn't think I have enough honor to compete for his title, then I will have to prove that I do. You and Above Average have both tried to get me title shots against him. I am glad that my friends are trying to help me get to the top, but to be honest I would rather get there myself.
Some people say I joined The Story because I needed the help to climb the ladder. I want to prove that I do not. You guys are my best friends in the federation, and we are without a doubt the greatest stable in WWCF. However, when it comes to singles accomplishments the three of you blow me away.
I have to get this title shot on my own, I have to prove that I'm not just some new guy getting carried by the veterans. I have to prove to all the non-believers and nay-sayers that the Head Detective means business. I have to show everyone I am not just some eloquent speeches. I have to prove that everyone that faces me better learn to Know Your Enemy.
I'm not going to let others fight my battles. Seth, I will take that title from you but it will be because I earned it.
*Seth thinks he hears something. He listens and does not look happy by what he has heard.* Seth: Well, luckily for you.....the Higher Power just heard your words and wants me to give you a shot at earning the first title shot.
However......the Higher Power told me to make sure you are as honorable as they come so there will be an honor invitational soon between you and three other...........worthy competitors. The match will be done under honor rules and I will be watching from the stage to make sure all goes well. Winner gets the first shot at the Championship of Honor. Now depending on what happens this week....that title shot may be at Smurf The World.......or two weeks from that show.
So are you going to take it.......because personally, that is the best deal you are probably going to get?
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Apr 16, 2009 15:13:40 GMT -5
I have a couple things I need to say to some people and it needs to be made clear.
Motor-Colt, my friend, I am glad you are willing to put your title on the line to get me a title shot. However, I would rather earn the title shot myself. If Seth doesn't think I have enough honor to compete for his title, then I will have to prove that I do. You and Above Average have both tried to get me title shots against him. I am glad that my friends are trying to help me get to the top, but to be honest I would rather get there myself.
Some people say I joined The Story because I needed the help to climb the ladder. I want to prove that I do not. You guys are my best friends in the federation, and we are without a doubt the greatest stable in WWCF. However, when it comes to singles accomplishments the three of you blow me away.
I have to get this title shot on my own, I have to prove that I'm not just some new guy getting carried by the veterans. I have to prove to all the non-believers and nay-sayers that the Head Detective means business. I have to show everyone I am not just some eloquent speeches. I have to prove that everyone that faces me better learn to Know Your Enemy.
I'm not going to let others fight my battles. Seth, I will take that title from you but it will be because I earned it.
*Seth thinks he hears something. He listens and does not look happy by what he has heard.* Seth: Well, luckily for you.....the Higher Power just heard your words and wants me to give you a shot at earning the first title shot.
However......the Higher Power told me to make sure you are as honorable as they come so there will be an honor invitational soon between you and three other...........worthy competitors. The match will be done under honor rules and I will be watching from the stage to make sure all goes well. Winner gets the first shot at the Championship of Honor. Now depending on what happens this week....that title shot may be at Smurf The World.......or two weeks from that show.
So are you going to take it.......because personally, that is the best deal you are probably going to get? Tell the higher power I will be there Seth. I'll prove to it and you I'm worthy of the title shot and of the title.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 16, 2009 15:46:01 GMT -5
OOC: I posted the invitation on the WWCF forum under Roleplays. Feel free to make a promo if you accept or if you dont.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Apr 17, 2009 0:26:02 GMT -5
Jonathan and KGX are in line at the multiplex.
See, things have gone very smoothly since I handcuffed us together two days ago, we've gotten along well, and we haven't fought once.
"That's because you've been smart and haven't pissed me off."
"That, and I've given you enough liquor to down a beluga whale."
"That, too."
Jonathan and KGX get to the front of the line, the girl in the booth addresses them.
"How can I help you?"
"Two tickets for State Of Play."
"Dude, what the hell, you said we were gonna see Crank 2."
"No, K, State Of Play is supposed to be awesome, the reviews were great."
"Who gives a snork about reviews? Crank 2 is gonna be the bomb. (To the Ticket Seller) "Two for Crank 2."
"We are not seeing Crank 2, I didn't even see the first one."
"I can't help it if you have no taste in movies."
"I have no taste? State of Play has Helen Mirren in it!"
"Who cares about some old British chick? I wanna see action."
"Look at this."
Jonathan shows KGX the picture of Helen Mirren at the beach in a bikini, KGX considers this.
"Two tickets for State Of Play, please."
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