JacopeX
Dennis Stamp
Patience! Pashunz!
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Post by JacopeX on Mar 16, 2009 17:05:17 GMT -5
Cars explode just by hitting them, causing you to fly back twenty twenty feet and manage to not only survive but continue wrestling.
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Space City's Own
Don Corleone
I am literally the greatest person to ever live.
Posts: 1,530
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Post by Space City's Own on Mar 16, 2009 17:06:15 GMT -5
All wrestlers are given a Superstar Rating, or S Rating.
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Post by Bauertainments on Mar 16, 2009 17:12:11 GMT -5
Some matches can't be won unless certain objectives are met... as in, throw 15 hip tosses, use the top turnbuckles 5 times, taunt 4 times, etc. If the wrestler doesn't do it, the match has to start all over again. If there's no time limit, the match can literally go on forever... until...
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Mar 16, 2009 17:58:24 GMT -5
You can slam someone's leg in a car door with no lasting effect.
Despite being on the same brand as Stone Cold Steve Austin, Brock Lesnar, The Undertaker, Triple H and Shawn Michaels, you will defend your World Title against none of them. Rather a repeat of a previous angle will feature someone nowhere near a main event.
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Space City's Own
Don Corleone
I am literally the greatest person to ever live.
Posts: 1,530
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Post by Space City's Own on Mar 16, 2009 18:02:14 GMT -5
Quite a few Royal Rumbles consisted of nothing but The Great Khali versus 39 amazingly weak, short, lightweight clones that all fought like Divas.
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Dean-o
Grimlock
Haha we're having fun Maggle!
Posts: 13,865
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Post by Dean-o on Mar 16, 2009 19:14:59 GMT -5
All shows and PPV's only have 3 matches, including WrestleMania, and the average match is about 5 minutes.
Money In The Bank will look like a car wreck within 3 minutes, with each wrestler being beaten to death.
4 words: Candice Michelle. Magic wand.
The Royal Rumble match can be won by anybody, and usually lasts around 15 minutes. Also, once you were double teamed, you had no shot of getting back in the ring.
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Post by Gregor-2012 on Mar 16, 2009 19:22:12 GMT -5
Seeminly pointless moves such as cruiserweight moves 1,2 and 3 and the spot where a wrestler continually punches Undertaker or Kane until one of them grabs his oppenents hand will accidently occur several times throughout a match.
Despite whatever title is on the line in a Ladder match the European Championship will always be hanging above the ring.
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Post by Aceorton on Mar 16, 2009 19:38:57 GMT -5
There'd be an unlimited supply of chairs, tables and sledgehammers under the ring.
Every wrestler would fall into one of two categories: He's either contending for a belt, or his life depends on whether he has a certain Diva as his manager.
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Wolfaga
ALF
1 $@w Th3 L1GHT$
Posts: 1,207
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Post by Wolfaga on Mar 16, 2009 21:01:17 GMT -5
The Main Event for every show would be Mickie James constantly trying to beat the Great Khali in under 11 minutes as a result of a 'challenge'
(Props to whoever knows which WWE game it's from)
EDIT: ALSO Ladder Matches would last about roughly 7 seconds.
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
Posts: 15,296
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Post by Hawk Hart on Mar 16, 2009 21:08:53 GMT -5
The Main Event for every show would be Mickie James constantly trying to beat the Great Khali in under 11 minutes as a result of a 'challenge' (Props to whoever knows which WWE game it's from) EDIT: ALSO Ladder Matches would last about roughly 7 seconds. Was it 2006 or 2007? I remember trying FOREVER to beat this challenge.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
Posts: 28,961
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Post by Sephiroth on Mar 16, 2009 21:09:19 GMT -5
You would be able to hit someone over and over in the head with a sledgehammer or metal stairs, and they would suffer no hill effects.
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2009 21:09:37 GMT -5
The Main Event for every show would be Mickie James constantly trying to beat the Great Khali in under 11 minutes as a result of a 'challenge' (Props to whoever knows which WWE game it's from) EDIT: ALSO Ladder Matches would last about roughly 7 seconds. Did anyone else do the Cheap thing and switch Khalis finisher to something ridicoulously weak and hard to hit?
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Post by chunkylover53 on Mar 16, 2009 21:14:21 GMT -5
The Royal Rumble match would have 8 people in the ring max until somebody gets eliminated. The more people that get eliminated, the more the clock starts counting down until 30.
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OriasPool
Samurai Cop
May the power protect you
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Post by OriasPool on Mar 16, 2009 21:41:50 GMT -5
In the Royal Rumble, commentary would talk about people as if there were there but have already been eliminated or aren't even in the match.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 16, 2009 22:12:06 GMT -5
The Undertaker! Has an amazing...THE LAST RIDE
KURT ANGLE...is really a nice person
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Post by biggdeez40 on Mar 16, 2009 22:15:32 GMT -5
If you win a title and it isn't Wrestlemania, you're not keeping that belt.
Everyone is a "nice person"
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Mar 16, 2009 22:20:45 GMT -5
Wrestlers can fall off of the roof of a building and not die nor have broken legs.
Snowball fights would break out in the midst of hardcore matches.
Even if you are bloody, beat up, hurt and exhausted, you can still perform a backwards flip counter out of a back suplex (no matter if you weigh 500 lbs.)
People like Taz, The Undertaker and Kane would inexplicably jump up and down, pumping their fists, celebrating and blowing kisses to the fans upon winning their matches.
When you hit someone with a bouquet of flowers, it will cause them to bleed. Also, a replay of this will always be shown 3 times after it happens.
It is physically possible to wrestle against 2 Undertakers or 2 Kanes in the same match. Sometimes, you can even have an announcer wrestle in the ring, while doing commentary simultaneously.
After hitting someone with a ladder 4 times, wrestlers always drop it. This also happens with the steel steps. If you do this with a table, it will just disappear into the floor.
Being thrown into a sink causes water to pour out of the faucet and somehow hurt you.
Stone Cold Steve Austin can say, "And that's the bottom line, because Stone Cold said so." without ever moving his lips.
Melina could lift the Big Show and walk around the ring holding him up.
Only the middle two panels can break on the rooftop of the Hell in a Cell. Also, up until 2002, the cell was just attached to the ring like a steel cage match, and the sides could just come off by running into them.
A Buried Alive match (not a casket match) would consist of you throwing your opponent into a casket at the top of the stage, and closing the lid. Also, you could only win by using a dumptruck to halfway cover the casket with dirt. Then somehow, lightning would always strike the ground.
You could gain extra finishers just by running on a treadmill.
Every week on Smackdown, Michael Cole would shrug his shoulders after he does an interview.
Every match would feature Jim Ross going off on a tyrade about wishes for fishes, and The Coach would do commentary for a show he's not even on.
"The Rock is here..........tonight!!!"
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Jay Peas 42
El Dandy
Totally flips out ALL the time.
Is looking forward to a Nation of Domination Kwannza Special.
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Mar 16, 2009 22:59:12 GMT -5
Stevewisers are about the size of a full grown man.
Godfather's Hos are truely the best paid performers in the history of the sport.
Leather Clad Bikers would fill the roster.
Every show would be dedicated to the memory of Owen Hart.
Sting could stop Truck Convoys.
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Post by noleafclover1980 on Mar 16, 2009 23:48:31 GMT -5
Also, a wrestler sabotaging wrestlemania XIX well kill dozens of workers and security to ruin wrestlemania with no reprocussions
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Post by I Like Your Poetry on Mar 17, 2009 0:00:25 GMT -5
Michael Cole would be Cruiserweight Champ in a year...tops.
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