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Post by The Curmudgeon on Mar 16, 2009 11:27:42 GMT -5
Even though the THQ games strive to be as authentic as possible, there's many things in them that are just ludicrous. But let's imagine that the THQ games are 100% authentic, and what happens in those games actually happens in WWE today. So, with that in mind..
There would be a wrestler who has captured every single title, including the WWE title and Cruiserweight title, and these titles would only get defended at PPV's.
There would be people in the audience with Jimmy Wang Yang signs.
When a wrestler is outside the ring, he can leap in the air and grab the other wrestler's neck and pull it down onto the rope, and the wrestler will move like he's on a conveyor belt towards the rope.
Any others?
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bigbossfan
Trap-Jaw
Eh, what can you do?
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Post by bigbossfan on Mar 16, 2009 11:30:04 GMT -5
The Undertaker would "USE MAGIC"
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Marvelously Mediocre
Fry's dog Seymour
Beggin' for a little SWAGGAH!
Haha. What a story Mark.
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Mar 16, 2009 11:31:04 GMT -5
The Undertaker would "DO MAGIC" Fixed |
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Post by Bauertainments on Mar 16, 2009 11:33:05 GMT -5
When it's time for the People's Elbow or the Leg Drop, the wrestler would magically be transported to the center of the ring.
A Chair Shot would be called "A Stone Cold Stunner" and vise versa.
You would be guaranteed to hear the exact same lines on commentary over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, AND OVER, AND OVER, AND OVER, AND OVER, AND OVER AGAIN!
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Post by Woooooolhouse! on Mar 16, 2009 11:34:20 GMT -5
From the Nintendo 64 games . . .
When two wrestlers walked into each other they would stop, hunch over, and slowly move their heads in unison until they were face-to-face. Then pop right back up, as if coming out of a trance.
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Here, have some chili dogs
Not related to Phantasmo
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Mar 16, 2009 11:40:36 GMT -5
the chair would just disapear after someone used it.
Every angle after Wrestlemania would start off with Teddy Long getting hit by a car.
music would play during the match.
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Post by Single H on Mar 16, 2009 11:44:28 GMT -5
You would be guaranteed to hear the exact same lines on commentary over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, AND OVER, AND OVER, AND OVER, AND OVER, AND OVER AGAIN!And over and over and over!! |
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Welfare Willis
Crow T. Robot
Pornomancer
555-BONE
FDIC Bonsured
Game Center CX Kacho on!
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Post by Welfare Willis on Mar 16, 2009 11:46:12 GMT -5
Belts would magically float around a person's waist. WWE would have a full roster of created knockoffs of other famous wrestlers/managers/comic book characters.
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Post by Bauertainments on Mar 16, 2009 11:49:53 GMT -5
The "No Mercy Glitch"...
For no reason, the whole show would glitch and reset back to the way it was in 2000 and everything that had happened would be erased. Therefore, Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase Jr. would revert to their true names...
Default CAW 1 and Default CAW 2.
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Post by Single H on Mar 16, 2009 11:52:54 GMT -5
The "No Mercy Glitch"... For no reason, the whole show would glitch and reset back to the way it was in 2000 and everything that had happened would be erased. Therefore, Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase Jr. would revert to their true names... Default CAW 1 and Default CAW 2. lol that glitch was the most annoying thing in the history of this sport but ya thats true ;D |
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Post by hmbnimbus on Mar 16, 2009 11:53:11 GMT -5
Dead superstars would rise again...
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Post by blef on Mar 16, 2009 11:56:23 GMT -5
Then you'd have to continue giving people F-5's backstage to get them from not getting right back up.
(I sold my PS2 because I couldn't get Billy & Chuck to stay down with repeated F-5's near the concession stand. Seriously. Kinda wished I hadn't looking back but I couldn't take it anymore.)
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Post by BRAINFADE on Mar 16, 2009 11:58:34 GMT -5
Trish Stratus would have had a reign as WWE Champion.
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Post by Bauertainments on Mar 16, 2009 12:01:26 GMT -5
Trish Stratus would have had a reign as WWE Champion. And so would Paul Bearer. Also, Mick Foley, Mankind, Dude Love and Cactus Jack would all be able to appear at the same time and wrestle eachother. The Royal Rumble would only have no more than six guys in the ring at once. |
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Space City's Own
Don Corleone
I am literally the greatest person to ever live.
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Post by Space City's Own on Mar 16, 2009 12:06:59 GMT -5
MITB would be the most irritating match of the year, every year.
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Miss RKO
Dennis Stamp
Orton's #1 Fan! ... after that chubby guy.
Bring back the Orton pose, Randy
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Post by Miss RKO on Mar 16, 2009 12:10:04 GMT -5
From the Nintendo 64 games . . . When two wrestlers walked into each other they would stop, hunch over, and slowly move their heads in unison until they were face-to-face. Then pop right back up, as if coming out of a trance. Heavy breathing involved too? |
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Post by biggdeez40 on Mar 16, 2009 12:52:15 GMT -5
Randy Orton and Triple H would be shaking hands backstage before having a match and trying to kill each other. Next week . . . the same thing.
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Post by Tyfo on Mar 16, 2009 13:00:47 GMT -5
For some reason, you have to gain a title shot by winning a fatal 4 way match with people like Garrison Cade and Scotty 2 Hotty in them.
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Post by Chris the Bambikiller on Mar 16, 2009 13:27:54 GMT -5
I'd mark for Default CAW 1.
Also for Candice turning a wrestler into a female version of himself.
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Post by Stephanie McMahon Fan on Mar 16, 2009 13:28:25 GMT -5
1)Choose your own match type.
2)Fight 5 people to be number 1 contender.
Rate each match up to 5 stars.
Achieve min 15 stars to fight for contendership.
Fight for number 1 contender.
Fight for title.
3) Create your own stipulation. (No DQ)
4) You can hit the Ref on purpose without getting DQ'ed
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