Space City's Own
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Post by Space City's Own on Mar 18, 2009 11:01:12 GMT -5
Every singles bout at every show would be a 2 minute long squash match.
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Post by Bobafett on Mar 18, 2009 11:25:48 GMT -5
complete with Lashley sending heavy breathing and grunting messages Complete with Kane laughing. Divas that are your manager would be Torrie, Stacy and another diva(i forgot) I think this was in Here comes the pain version. Lita was my manager
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Post by SEND FOR THE MAN!!! on Mar 18, 2009 11:31:27 GMT -5
Wrestlers would perform their opponent's finisher. Mysterio can chokeslam Big Show with ease. Meanwhile The Great Khali does a Swanton on Jeff Hardy.
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Post by queenbee on Mar 18, 2009 11:42:58 GMT -5
A rookie wrestler can be caught attention of Stephanie McMahon and she can propose to you, but the night of your wedding you get beat up and she'll screw you for life
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Mar 18, 2009 12:03:39 GMT -5
The referee would be able to counter every move (HCTP)
A wrestler could come out in a car and it would dissapear by the time the match started
To get to the showers you would need to throw someone through the wall. (KYR)
The Undertaker can shower with Torrie Wilson.
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Post by Hurbster on Mar 18, 2009 13:05:31 GMT -5
The audience would respond to obscure Monty Python jokes (Attitude)
Edit : Oops, not a THQ game, still funny though.
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Post by Bauertainments on Mar 18, 2009 13:06:37 GMT -5
With Tazz's training JBL's Training The Coach's training, Michael Cole can become cruiserweight champ in like a year. fixed.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Mar 18, 2009 13:07:42 GMT -5
Undertaker and Kane would rather compete for Trish Stratus' panties than a major title at Wrestlemania.
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Post by Space City's Own on Mar 18, 2009 13:09:13 GMT -5
Mark Henry would skip to the ring like Mickie James.
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queenbee
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Post by queenbee on Mar 18, 2009 13:38:27 GMT -5
Triple H will be beatable. Undertaker`s streak will end.
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Post by Ryushinku on Mar 18, 2009 15:21:33 GMT -5
Even the toughest, largest, most hulking of wrestlers will become as fragile as fine china if they become a referee.
Mind you, seeing how Jarrett got obliterated by a single clothesline at Destination X, I guess that damned ref shirt just has that kind of effect on people...
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Post by Space City's Own on Mar 18, 2009 15:23:42 GMT -5
If a wrestler forgets to respond to specific text messages, they can be turned heel/face seemingly out of nowhere.
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Post by queenbee on Mar 19, 2009 5:58:50 GMT -5
Kelly Kelly can do DDT, Spinebuster or Tombstone piledriver
w/o botching of course
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Mar 20, 2009 8:23:21 GMT -5
Ha ha, these are all great.
If a wrestler is lying on the ground about to be pinned, he's actually faking it, and the camera man will predict this and zoom in on his face as he tries to small package his opponent.
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Post by Stephanie McMahon Fan on Mar 20, 2009 8:51:49 GMT -5
No matter what weapons you used on any diva, they will NOT bleed!
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Post by Space City's Own on Mar 20, 2009 9:25:14 GMT -5
All Divas are referred to as "he."
WrestleMania happens almost every week, and every championship is defended on it roughly a dozen times each.
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Post by Stephanie McMahon Fan on Mar 20, 2009 9:40:30 GMT -5
You need not appear on every single show but still earn a title shot at any PPV (SVR 09)
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Post by Ryushinku on Mar 20, 2009 11:51:09 GMT -5
Big Show would happily do an elbow drop off the top of a ladder to the outside of the ring.
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Post by Woooooolhouse! on Mar 20, 2009 12:20:12 GMT -5
There would be a fatal-fourway between Viscera, Paul Bearer, Pat Patterson, and good Ol' JR where each wrestler is only wearing tighty-whiteys. (No Mercy.)
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Post by Ramses on Mar 20, 2009 14:33:31 GMT -5
We would not allow to see Triple H in a vulnerable position.
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