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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Mar 18, 2009 11:26:51 GMT -5
Ok, I know this was done before, but that was years ago. So, destroy the WWE in one night, be it on Smackdown or RAW (no, ECW doesn't count, because not enough people would be watching it to have a significant impact). This should be fun.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Mar 18, 2009 11:28:11 GMT -5
Benoit appreciation night.....
End of snorking thread
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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Mar 18, 2009 11:28:22 GMT -5
WWE has come to terms with the release of John Cena. We wish Cena the best of luck in his future endeavors.
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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Mar 18, 2009 11:29:18 GMT -5
WWE has come to terms with the release of John Cena. We wish Cena the best of luck in his future endeavors. Ahem, I said destroy the WWE, not enhance and improve it.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Mar 18, 2009 11:30:24 GMT -5
Mark Henry wins all the belts, then spends the entire rest of the show devouring the former title-holders whole.
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Welfare Willis
Crow T. Robot
Pornomancer 555-BONE FDIC Bonsured
Game Center CX Kacho on!
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Post by Welfare Willis on Mar 18, 2009 11:30:45 GMT -5
All the current champions lose via THE FINGER POKE OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Mar 18, 2009 11:31:07 GMT -5
Mark Henry wins all the belts, then spends the entire rest of the show devouring the former title-holders whole. WHAT?!?!?! That would be "Rock: This Is Your Life" ratings goodness!
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Post by Stephanie McMahon Fan on Mar 18, 2009 11:32:07 GMT -5
WWE has come to terms with the release of John Cena. We wish Cena the best of luck in his future endeavors. Ahem, I said destroy the WWE, not enhance and improve it. LOL.
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Post by Loki on Mar 18, 2009 11:32:17 GMT -5
A Flair-esque tribute to Benoit at WMXXV, with HoF introduction and moving speech by plenty of Superstars.
And/or the comeback of Eddie Guerrero, UnderFaker style, but keeping it kayfabed everywhere, despite the evidence of the imposture.
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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Mar 18, 2009 11:32:51 GMT -5
Mark Henry wins all the belts, then spends the entire rest of the show devouring the former title-holders whole. WHAT?!?!?! That would be "Rock: This Is Your Life" ratings goodness! I almost choked to death just now.
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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Mar 18, 2009 11:34:28 GMT -5
Wrestlemania 25 consists of Randy Orton in the middle of the ring reading "War and Peace".
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queenbee
Don Corleone
bow down to the queen :)
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Post by queenbee on Mar 18, 2009 11:35:18 GMT -5
The Great Khali wins WHC Title Mark Henry wins WWE Title Kozlov & Big Show wins WWE Tag Titles & Unifies it with World Tag Title making them a Double World Tag Team Champs Santino Marella wins Women's Title on Raw Vickie Guerrero wins Diva's title on SD Hornswoggle wins ECW Title
repeat ad nauseum every PPV
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Post by Stephanie McMahon Fan on Mar 18, 2009 11:37:29 GMT -5
How about...
Induction of Chris Benoit into the HOF.
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Space City's Own
Don Corleone
I am literally the greatest person to ever live.
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Post by Space City's Own on Mar 18, 2009 11:40:54 GMT -5
All television programs, house shows, and PPVs canceled; effective immediately. Tickets already sold to upcoming events will not be refunded.
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Magician under the moonlight
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Always Beaten To The Punchline. Always.
A magician and a thief. That's Badass
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Mar 18, 2009 11:41:24 GMT -5
The Great Khali wins WHC Title Mark Henry wins WWE Title Kozlov & Big Show wins WWE Tag Titles & Unifies it with World Tag Title making them a Double World Tag Team Champs Santino Marella wins Women's Title on Raw Vickie Guerrero wins Diva's title on SD Hornswoggle wins ECW Title repeat ad nauseum every PPV That actually equals ratings WThe only thing that will destroy the WWE is: The first undisputed champion, Rob Schneider. (You thought I would say David Arquette heh)
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Post by George Harrison on Mar 18, 2009 11:42:26 GMT -5
The Great Khali wins WHC Title Mark Henry wins WWE Title Kozlov & Big Show wins WWE Tag Titles & Unifies it with World Tag Title making them a Double World Tag Team Champs Santino Marella wins Women's Title on Raw Vickie Guerrero wins Diva's title on SD Hornswoggle wins ECW Title repeat ad nauseum every PPV I could imagine that happening, even Santino via glamerella!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 18, 2009 11:44:17 GMT -5
And/or the comeback of Eddie Guerrero, UnderFaker style, but keeping it kayfabed everywhere, despite the evidence of the imposture. The fake Eddie must be played by Chavo and when asked he'll say it's what his uncle would have wanted.
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Post by thuschongswing on Mar 18, 2009 11:44:54 GMT -5
Hire Vince Russo back, and give him full creative control over the WWE.
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Post by johnnyk9 on Mar 18, 2009 11:46:39 GMT -5
WWE brings back Vince Russo to book
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Space City's Own
Don Corleone
I am literally the greatest person to ever live.
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Post by Space City's Own on Mar 18, 2009 11:47:34 GMT -5
Hire Vince Russo back, and give him full creative control over the WWE. Ahem, I said destroy the WWE, not enhance and improve it.
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