Magician under the moonlight
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Always Beaten To The Punchline. Always.
A magician and a thief. That's Badass
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Mar 18, 2009 14:18:45 GMT -5
Followed by Jason Sensation as Owen Hart. "I DID IT! I FOOLED ALL OF YOU! WOOOOOOOO!" Hmm... I kinda fancy this idea... Does that make me an horrible person? I quite like it too.
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Miss RKO
Dennis Stamp
Orton's #1 Fan! ... after that chubby guy.
Bring back the Orton pose, Randy
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Post by Miss RKO on Mar 18, 2009 14:31:35 GMT -5
Bob Orton buys the WWE and makes it the Orton Show several hours a week every week
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Post by Woooooolhouse! on Mar 18, 2009 15:35:12 GMT -5
Vince McMahon sells WWE to Walt Disney/ABC, who turns the wrestlers into an attraction at Euro Disney, which then explodes.
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Post by hmbnimbus on Mar 18, 2009 15:40:55 GMT -5
Show 12 Rounds in place of RAW.
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Space City's Own
Don Corleone
I am literally the greatest person to ever live.
Posts: 1,530
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Post by Space City's Own on Mar 18, 2009 15:42:58 GMT -5
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Mar 18, 2009 16:06:00 GMT -5
Vince McMahon and all the workers die in a plane crash during an overseas tour.
I know it's not a funny answer, but that would do it.
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Post by Supersmark is a Troll on Mar 18, 2009 16:12:20 GMT -5
Vince McMahon and all the workers die in a plane crash during an overseas tour. I know it's not a funny answer, but that would do it. They ride on separate planes, only a fraction of the roster would die.
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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Mar 18, 2009 16:12:31 GMT -5
Vince McMahon and all the workers die in a plane crash during an overseas tour. I know it's not a funny answer, but that would do it. ... And the thread comes to a screeching halt.
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Space City's Own
Don Corleone
I am literally the greatest person to ever live.
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Post by Space City's Own on Mar 18, 2009 16:13:15 GMT -5
Vince McMahon and all the workers die in a plane crash during an overseas tour. I know it's not a funny answer, but that would do it. They ride on separate planes, only a fraction of the roster would die. Each and every one of the planes would crash.
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Miss RKO
Dennis Stamp
Orton's #1 Fan! ... after that chubby guy.
Bring back the Orton pose, Randy
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Post by Miss RKO on Mar 18, 2009 16:19:07 GMT -5
Vince McMahon and all the workers die in a plane crash during an overseas tour. I know it's not a funny answer, but that would do it. They ride on separate planes, only a fraction of the roster would die. I think only Triple H and the McMahons fly on the WWE jet the rest use one plane
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Post by -Lithium- on Mar 18, 2009 16:42:11 GMT -5
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Post by Supersmark is a Troll on Mar 18, 2009 16:56:53 GMT -5
They ride on separate planes, only a fraction of the roster would die. I think only Triple H and the McMahons fly on the WWE jet the rest use one plane I think they divide it so the company doesn't die.
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Joekishi
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by Joekishi on Mar 18, 2009 17:18:43 GMT -5
give Brian Kendrick an ultimate warrior push over all the wrestlers on the roster. While some board members orgasm and verbally and mentally and constant mentions of Benoit Vince McMahon and all the workers die in a plane crash during an overseas tour. I know it's not a funny answer, but that would do it. Also I remember last year they were doing over seas tours, and the Smackdown/ECW plane almost got into a horrifying plane crash. That would have essentially taken out 2/3 of the roster.
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ICBM
King Koopa
Didn't know we did status updates here now
Posts: 12,288
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Post by ICBM on Mar 18, 2009 17:33:41 GMT -5
And/or the comeback of Eddie Guerrero, UnderFaker style, but keeping it kayfabed everywhere, despite the evidence of the imposture. Followed by Jason Sensation as Owen Hart. "I DID IT! I FOOLED ALL OF YOU! WOOOOOOOO!" That was messed up right there
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Post by wildojinx on Mar 18, 2009 17:45:58 GMT -5
Wrestlemania live from Yankee Stadium. Every fan gets a free baseball bat. Show opens with Randy Orton in the ring saying "ty cobb, babe ruth, roger maris, thurman munson, and billy martin are all in hell". Riot ensues.
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ICBM
King Koopa
Didn't know we did status updates here now
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Post by ICBM on Mar 18, 2009 17:58:53 GMT -5
Do a RAW live from the bingo hall. Have every WWE guy get into the ring with Vince. The have Vince try to explain what he is doing to the ECW brand and why it's better than ever. To quote Jim Morrison "No-one here gets out alive"
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Mar 18, 2009 18:03:15 GMT -5
Vince McMahon shoots the entire WWE staff one by one on RAW. He then flies away.
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Post by Slingshot Suplay on Mar 18, 2009 18:06:18 GMT -5
Hire Hulk Hogan, brutus beefcake, honky tonk man, and Macho Man and give them creative control.
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Mac
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sigs/Avatars cannot exceed 1MB
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Post by Mac on Mar 18, 2009 18:09:17 GMT -5
Randy Orton and John Cena discuss congressional economic reform for a couple of hours a week.
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H-Fist
Hank Scorpio
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Post by H-Fist on Mar 18, 2009 18:21:20 GMT -5
Wrestlemania 25 consists of Randy Orton in the middle of the ring reading "War and Peace". Change this to Chris Jericho on Raw, and you have a license to print money. He opens the show in the ring and starts to read. Challenges anyone to come down and stop him. He proceeds to beat people left and right all night long in between passages, all the while wearing a suit and reading glasses.
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