queenbee
Don Corleone
bow down to the queen :)
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Post by queenbee on Mar 18, 2009 12:33:53 GMT -5
The Great Khali wins WHC Title Mark Henry wins WWE Title Kozlov & Big Show wins WWE Tag Titles & Unifies it with World Tag Title making them a Double World Tag Team Champs Santino Marella wins Women's Title on Raw Vickie Guerrero wins Diva's title on SD Hornswoggle wins ECW Title only to be screwed by Stephanie who takes the title from her mother repeat ad nauseum every PPV One of those actually happened in 2007 Vince McMahon wins WHC Title Triple H wins WWE Title Shane McMahon wins IC Title Declan & Kenyon McMahon wins WWE Tag Titles & Unifies it with World Tag Title making them a Double World Tag Team Champs Aurora Rose wins Women's Title on Raw Murphy Claire wins Diva's title on SD Aurora Rose & Murphy Claire being awarded with the first ever Tag Divas Title Linda McMahon wins ECW Title It wont be annihilation for me, but for IWC, I think it will ;D
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Post by Bauertainments on Mar 18, 2009 12:35:25 GMT -5
Bring back Russo, have him win all of the championship belts. Then have Stephanie come out and beat him (with a five-count) to unify all of them.
Now, in order for this to Really work, you have to get sicker from here.
Involve all of the divas in a rape angle and reveal the culprit as Hunter.
Then, exume the graves of Owen Hart and Eddie Guerrero and set their bodies on fire and shove Vickie into Eddie's ashes.
Then, to end the segment, Randy Orton knocks Droz out of his wheelchair and punts his head.
Then, have Vince come out and make racial slurs about Barrack Obama and have him shake hands with Klan members and have them all assault Shelton Benjamin, Rey Mysterio and R-Truth.
Then, Muhammed Hassan returns and flies a plane into Titan Tower.
And finally bring out Chris Benoit's corpse and have Undertaker pin him and tombstone him through the ring, sening him to "Hell"
How can it get worse than that?
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Post by Red Impact on Mar 18, 2009 12:47:20 GMT -5
Ladies and Gentleman, tonight, only on Monday Night Raw, World Wrestling Entertainment presents...
Raw... the Musical!
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Ramses
Don Corleone
The guy who did Fart sounds on WCR FYI :P
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Post by Ramses on Mar 18, 2009 12:49:22 GMT -5
I was thinking of Triple H winning every title and burying the entire roster so bad it would be imposible to recoop from it. Then Triple H goes to Florida Championshiop, wins all the tiles from there and burys all the talent and becomes the king of WWE.
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Space City's Own
Don Corleone
I am literally the greatest person to ever live.
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Post by Space City's Own on Mar 18, 2009 12:50:03 GMT -5
Ladies and Gentleman, tonight, only on Monday Night Raw, World Wrestling Entertainment presents... Raw... the Musical! I would walk, door to door, with a gun and force people to change the channel over to Raw in order to boost its ratings if this happened.
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Miss RKO
Dennis Stamp
Orton's #1 Fan! ... after that chubby guy.
Bring back the Orton pose, Randy
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Post by Miss RKO on Mar 18, 2009 12:50:06 GMT -5
Ladies and Gentleman, tonight, only on Monday Night Raw, World Wrestling Entertainment presents... Raw... the Musical! Featuring a duet between Ted and Cody
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Mar 18, 2009 12:50:40 GMT -5
I still like the idea of a Mantuar vs Nicole Bass 2 hour IronThing Match for the rights to carry Dolph Ziggler's child.
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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Mar 18, 2009 12:53:05 GMT -5
Manu will return and stare at the camera and breathe for the whole two hours.
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Miss RKO
Dennis Stamp
Orton's #1 Fan! ... after that chubby guy.
Bring back the Orton pose, Randy
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Post by Miss RKO on Mar 18, 2009 12:54:12 GMT -5
Manu will return and stare at the camera and breathe for the whole two hours. Ratings will be in the 8's.
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Space City's Own
Don Corleone
I am literally the greatest person to ever live.
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Post by Space City's Own on Mar 18, 2009 12:56:16 GMT -5
A 3 hour episode celebrating the audience yelling WHAT during promos.
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Miss RKO
Dennis Stamp
Orton's #1 Fan! ... after that chubby guy.
Bring back the Orton pose, Randy
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Post by Miss RKO on Mar 18, 2009 12:57:41 GMT -5
3 hour Raw of Triple H chasing the Orton family around the arena with a sledge, all to the tune of Benny Hill.
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Space City's Own
Don Corleone
I am literally the greatest person to ever live.
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Post by Space City's Own on Mar 18, 2009 12:58:17 GMT -5
3 hour Raw of Triple H chasing the Orton family around the arena with a sledge, all to the tune of Benny Hill. You've struck ratings!
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Miss RKO
Dennis Stamp
Orton's #1 Fan! ... after that chubby guy.
Bring back the Orton pose, Randy
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Post by Miss RKO on Mar 18, 2009 12:59:57 GMT -5
I mean the entire Orton family...throw in Elaine, Bob Becky and Nathan. Ratings ;D
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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Mar 18, 2009 13:00:59 GMT -5
The Dating Game with host Michael Cole. Watch as eligible bachelor C.M. Punk chooses from one of three lovely Divas.
Diva A: Maria Diva B: Kelly Kelly Diva C: Mae Young
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Post by HoganBai on Mar 18, 2009 13:02:27 GMT -5
Vince comes out on Raw, screams the word "c*nt", says he loves incest and child molestation and then have Khali (with a Chris Benoit mask on) chase Hornswoggle (with a Daniel Benoit mask on) to the Benny Hill theme.
Ratings
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Space City's Own
Don Corleone
I am literally the greatest person to ever live.
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Post by Space City's Own on Mar 18, 2009 13:04:40 GMT -5
Vince comes out on Raw, screams the word "c*nt", says he loves incest and child molestation and then have Khali (with a Chris Benoit mask on) chase Hornswoggle (with a Daniel Benoit mask on) to the Benny Hill theme. Ratings >__________< Yes.
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Magician under the moonlight
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Always Beaten To The Punchline. Always.
A magician and a thief. That's Badass
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Mar 18, 2009 13:13:37 GMT -5
WThe only thing that will destroy the WWE is: The first undisputed champion, Paris Hilton Carmen Electra Fixed for the Bling. Fixing my own post for comedy.
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Bobeddy
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Made a Terrible Mistake
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Post by Bobeddy on Mar 18, 2009 13:14:38 GMT -5
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queenbee
Don Corleone
bow down to the queen :)
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Post by queenbee on Mar 18, 2009 13:15:21 GMT -5
Involve all of the divas in a rape angle and reveal the culprit as Hunter. Except that afterwards Stephanie goes to destroy Hunter with a sledgehammer. She seems to me a jealous wife ;D
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Space City's Own
Don Corleone
I am literally the greatest person to ever live.
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Post by Space City's Own on Mar 18, 2009 13:15:58 GMT -5
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