Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Jul 8, 2009 13:29:24 GMT -5
They were a Team? I thought it was just a temporary teaming Well, my memory is fuzzy about that, but the split caused a pretty big feud between them. He's correct. Me and Koda were on the verge of a shot at the titles, and TheSam broke us up and we feuded until the last ppv.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 8, 2009 16:45:21 GMT -5
I personally think the committee should be the head of the federation, the leader of each stable(not tag team, but stable), and then each of the champions, including joke titles. If it's the leader of each stable, then I'm included there, since I was the leader of the NWC when Seth was injured. Well, it's mostly kayfabe, in any case, just to annoy WWCF Seth and stuff. I KNEW YOU WERE TRYING TO TAKE OVER WHILE I WAS INJURED! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jul 8, 2009 16:50:17 GMT -5
I hereby request that I have a match next week.
It's not like I'm injured.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jul 8, 2009 16:53:40 GMT -5
*the Phat One is shown pulling up in a brand new Caddy, with much nicer clothes that he usually has on*
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2009 17:00:26 GMT -5
* the Phat One is shown pulling up in a brand new Caddy, with much nicer clothes that he usually has on* *TTS rides by on a Segway then throws paint on Whitey and escapes at a Breakneck 5MPH*
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jul 8, 2009 17:01:27 GMT -5
*Jonathan throws paint filled water balloons at TTS from the roof.*
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Post by TheShowStoppin Classic JBHENDU on Jul 8, 2009 19:14:13 GMT -5
this promo is for my match on Heatz against "Champagne" Jay Carrol.
The ShowStoppin' Classic JB Hendu walks down the aisle to the ring. It's a few days before the show, the arena is dark and empty. Hendu gets into the ring and sits in a chair in the middle of the ring
March 29th 1987. I had just turned six years old the monthy before. But when my cousin and I sat down and watched Hulk Hogan bodyslam Andre the Giant. What a memory! Man I was hooked! Everyday since then I've had one dream: to one day step in the ring and make my own memory. This Sunday in Heatz, I get my chance.
"Champagne" Jay Carrol. I've seen you walking around in the back all week, runnin your mouth talking about how much better you are than everyone else here and how you're going to dissect and destroy anyone who steps in the ring with you. Well let me teel you something about the first man you're stepping into this very ring with. I am known throughout the land as The Du DaDDy, Simply Stunning, The Main Event Mustang, The Newponic Icon, The EveryNight Delight, I am The ShowStoppin Classic JB Hendu! But I don't have to talk to let everyone know how good I am. You know, I knew guys like you growing up in Newport, Tennessee and man I hated you guys. Walking around in your fancy cars. living in your fancy houses. You and yours rolled in the money like pigs in slop!
Let me tell you about how I grew up, My family lived paycheck to paycheck week to week from the day I came into this world until the day my Father drew his last breath. My Dad worked day and night until his fingers bled, just to be able to afford to be poor. But what we didn't have when it came to money, the old man made up in teaching me about the ways of the world. And Daddy always said that when people are corrupted by wealth and privlages, they become bad people. Bad people take advantage of people who can't defend themselves or don't know any better. You're the reason I'm here....
"Champagne" Jay Carrol? Well I don't like champagne. It's just gingerale that thinks it knows somebody I stand before you the common man's champion and Jay Carrol, I'd sooner drink an ice cold beer with Joe Nobody than to ever take a sip of chmpagne with you. You need to be taken down a notch or two Jay, I'd be proud to do it! So Jay Carrol come Sunday, you and I will make our WWCF debuts. You and I are going to tear this arena apart. And we're going to put on a show that no one will ever forget. And when the bell sounds, the loser will look up and see the winner's hand raised in victory! And that winner will be The ShowStoppin' Classic JB Hendu!
Jay Carrol, come Sunday, Your Show will be Stopped before it ever even starts, by The ShowStoppin' Classic JB Hendu, The Common Man's Champion!
****Arena goes dark**********
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jul 8, 2009 19:20:41 GMT -5
*Jonathan throws paint filled water balloons at TTS from the roof.* Some random worker fixing a skylight: Get the f*** off the roof, you crazy bastard!
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Above Average
Wade Wilson
Being Held Down by the Man and Several "Women"
Old School Tope Con Fiveo!!!
Posts: 25,137
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Post by Above Average on Jul 8, 2009 19:32:43 GMT -5
Also I'd like to request that Above Average doesn't do his invitational after his match with Evil M for one week, so we can actually do somethign as a Tag Team ha. I have a feeling I won't have the option of another invitational anyway, but if I do have the ability to do so I can hold off.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 8, 2009 19:33:13 GMT -5
*Jonathan throws paint filled water balloons at TTS from the roof.* *Seth Drakin hits Jonathan with a pie and then moonwalks his way out of the camera's view.*
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Post by thesam07 on Jul 8, 2009 19:45:22 GMT -5
Well, my memory is fuzzy about that, but the split caused a pretty big feud between them. He's correct. Me and Koda were on the verge of a shot at the titles, and TheSam broke us up and we feuded until the last ppv. And I apologise for that.
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Jazzman
King Koopa
Trombone Shorty > Your Favorite Musician
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Post by Jazzman on Jul 8, 2009 19:58:23 GMT -5
this promo is for my match on Heatz against "Champagne" Jay Carrol. The ShowStoppin' Classic JB Hendu walks down the aisle to the ring. It's a few days before the show, the arena is dark and empty. Hendu gets into the ring and sits in a chair in the middle of the ring March 29th 1987. I had just turned six years old the monthy before. But when my cousin and I sat down and watched Hulk Hogan bodyslam Andre the Giant. What a memory! Man I was hooked! Everyday since then I've had one dream: to one day step in the ring and make my own memory. This Sunday in Heatz, I get my chance. "Champagne" Jay Carrol. I've seen you walking around in the back all week, runnin your mouth talking about how much better you are than everyone else here and how you're going to dissect and destroy anyone who steps in the ring with you. Well let me teel you something about the first man you're stepping into this very ring with. I am known throughout the land as The Du DaDDy, Simply Stunning, The Main Event Mustang, The Newponic Icon, The EveryNight Delight, I am The ShowStoppin Classic JB Hendu! But I don't have to talk to let everyone know how good I am. You know, I knew guys like you growing up in Newport, Tennessee and man I hated you guys. Walking around in your fancy cars. living in your fancy houses. You and yours rolled in the money like pigs in slop! Let me tell you about how I grew up, My family lived paycheck to paycheck week to week from the day I came into this world until the day my Father drew his last breath. My Dad worked day and night until his fingers bled, just to be able to afford to be poor. But what we didn't have when it came to money, the old man made up in teaching me about the ways of the world. And Daddy always said that when people are corrupted by wealth and privlages, they become bad people. Bad people take advantage of people who can't defend themselves or don't know any better. You're the reason I'm here.... "Champagne" Jay Carrol? Well I don't like champagne. It's just gingerale that thinks it knows somebody I stand before you the common man's champion and Jay Carrol, I'd sooner drink an ice cold beer with Joe Nobody than to ever take a sip of chmpagne with you. You need to be taken down a notch or two Jay, I'd be proud to do it! So Jay Carrol come Sunday, you and I will make our WWCF debuts. You and I are going to tear this arena apart. And we're going to put on a show that no one will ever forget. And when the bell sounds, the loser will look up and see the winner's hand raised in victory! And that winner will be The ShowStoppin' Classic JB Hendu! Jay Carrol, come Sunday, You're Show will be Stopped before it ever even starts, by The ShowStoppin' Classic JB Hendu, The Common Man's Champion! ****Arena goes dark********** This is a nice promo, however, in this fed when we do a promo we do it in colored text. Just saying...
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Post by TheShowStoppin Classic JBHENDU on Jul 8, 2009 20:03:23 GMT -5
I know, I thought I had it in red but it didn;t come out right
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Above Average
Wade Wilson
Being Held Down by the Man and Several "Women"
Old School Tope Con Fiveo!!!
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Post by Above Average on Jul 8, 2009 20:05:35 GMT -5
I know, I thought I had it in red but it didn;t come out right What you've done is put [ color] [ /color] at the start altogether. What you're meant to do is put [ color] at the start of the text, and [ /color] at the end of the text you wish to make that colour. Hope that helps.
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Post by TheShowStoppin Classic JBHENDU on Jul 8, 2009 20:18:14 GMT -5
okay I fixed it
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2009 20:22:58 GMT -5
*Jonathan throws paint filled water balloons at TTS from the roof.* *Seth Drakin hits Jonathan with a pie and then moonwalks his way out of the camera's view.* *TTS gives Seth a Drive-By Wet Willy*
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Post by skiller on Jul 8, 2009 20:58:12 GMT -5
Best groin shot award for the guy who had the most hits this year. But seriously, two cool ones could be "best writer" and "best promo man" or something to that extent. Best tag team split! M.O.P. and Metylerca?
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 8, 2009 21:27:47 GMT -5
(NiteRaw promo after Heatz!)
*From The Boiler Room*
Whitey!
How dare you interfere in my corporate business!
And how dare you demean the Heatz! Championship by helping Koda win his battles.
The Heatz! Championship should speak for itself, brother!
But because you've decided to sully its name,then I guess that I'll have to go you one better.
*BRB evilly smiles as he lifts up the Heatz! Championship belt, but it turns out to be a plastic replica*
*The camera zooms out to show a little boy, no more than 8 years old, crying*
See this little boy, Whitey?
Do you see his Heatz! Championship, Whitey?
Well see this!
Little Boy: No!
*BRB heads over to the furnace and opens it up and throws the belt in as the little boy bawls his eyes out*
Whitey, I have had it up to here with your hijinks, and for every Burning Hammer that you crush my skull with, I will end another child's innocence!
Stay out of my corporate business, Whitey!
And stay out of my ascension to the top of this fed, or it will be your innocence that I take!
*Little Boy continues crying*
*BRB picks up his pipe wrench*
Shut up!
*BRB grabs the little boy and escorts him offscreen*
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 8, 2009 22:09:48 GMT -5
I'll have a promo for my upcoming match in a day or so.
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Post by skiller on Jul 8, 2009 22:11:10 GMT -5
I'll have a promo for my upcoming match in a day or so. I like your promos, they're... unique.
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