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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Aug 5, 2009 20:53:37 GMT -5
*Aaron is seen sitting in his study writing in a notebook. He stops writing for a second to gaze up at the camera, but then goes back to writing as he speaks* Well well, it seems as though Corporate is rather popular with the challenges this week. M.O.P. was invited to Jazzman's scramble match. Starshine was challenged by Motor-Colt. Tyfo challenged Seth Drakin. That isn't all that happened this week though.
Evil-Masked wordlifeecw, or I guess I should say Evil-M, showed why evil is in his name. I guess he really wanted to toy with Jonathan Michaels' head. I will admit I'm not really okay with what Evil-M did, however he has been my friend for a long time in this company so I'm not going to be so quick to judge him. Obviously what he did was some sort of response to Evil-M losing the title a while back.
Also, it appears that Colt and AA aren't struggling so much anymore. I mean, it was an unfortunate thing that occurred at the PPV and the week after on Niteraw but one thing is clear. The Story is kicking Cthulhu and Starshine's asses thoroughly. These little fluke wins are just that. I mean, Cthulhu and Starshine you can't possibly believe you won either match due to your own skills. I mean, AA superkicked Colt and then AA accidentally hit a referee last night. Face it guys, it's just a matter of time until The Story reclaims those titles.
Now as to next week and my match situation. Starshine will most likely accept Colt's challenge, and M.O.P. might accept Jazzman's invitation. However, M.O.P. seems pretty focused on the Inter-Forum Title. So I have an idea. I would like to have a match between myself and Boiler Room Brawler, and I am voting that we have a special guest referee for that match, none other than M.O.P. Now if either man is opposed to this I of course will accept a counter-challenge or a different opponent. In fact, I'll make this offer too. If these two men do not want to accept this challenge, I will offer to be Jazzman's "warm-up". And if they do accept, I would still like to face Jazzman at the following Niteraw. I'd like to see how I match up against the new Champion of Honor.
That should throw a kink in the minds of Corporate that I'm 100% focused on them. Make no mistake, I want your stable ended, and it will happen. However if you aren't going to acknowledge me as a threat, I might as well do some other things with my career. Who knows, once I win a title or two, maybe you will see me as a credible threat. However the door to my study is always open if you want to come in and "negotiate". I'm not afraid of any of you. The revolution is coming, and I will Take The Power Back. It just doesn't have to happen so quickly. I will let you enjoy your cheap victories. In the end I will be the one standing tall.
M.O.P. and BRB, I hope to see you Monday. And Jazzman, I can't wait to face you as well. Now if you will excuse me, I need to finish writing the rest of this research down. *The camera backs out of the room as Aaron chuckles to himself. The door closes* *From the Boiler Room* *Boiler Room Brawler is watching his furnace as a timer ticks.* Aaron Enigma, it seems that no one else in Corporate is there to set you straight, so I will accept your challenge with the condition that the winner gets to tune up grbjazzman.
Why is that I am so calm and relatively serene you might ask?
Well the solution is simple: pot. Pretty darn good pot.
For treating my jellyfish stings.
As for the piranhas-*BRB opens the furnace door, smoke billowing out, as he pulls out a shish kebab lined with piranhas.* BRB always gets his revenge, intoxicated or not, and when he's got the munchies, he get's inventive.
I'll see you at next NiteRaw, and I find humor that you would have a Special Guest Ref in a match against me.
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Post by skiller on Aug 5, 2009 22:37:43 GMT -5
So we're not having a world title match on PPV again?
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Aug 5, 2009 23:11:15 GMT -5
*Skitzo stands in front of the WWCF logo, a sinister expression on his face*
After a miserable start... after day after day of pouring my heart in putting on the best match that i could, I finally get my shot. I get the opportunity of a lifetime when I step into the ring and win the Inter-Forum Championship from A Double, Above Average.
A match that wouldn't be possible if it wasn't for me.
*Skitzo has a look of anger on his face*
Shut up. I made it clear that I'm done listening to you, and I am not going to listen to your rambling.
Like you have a choice. Let's be real Skitzo, as much as you want to, you can't get rid of me.
SHUT THE HELL UP MICHAEL!! I'M IN CONTROL NOW!
You can't stop this you freak. This is my body, and I'll be damned if I lose it to the likes of you.
And what did you achieve while you had this body Michael? What did you accomplish during "your" time in WWCF? Oh, that's right, you were jobbing left and right and didn't have a single win to your name. Yeah, you deserve to be back in the spotlight.
I don't want to hear it.
Well you're going to. I got this shot for me-
For us.
Whatever you want to believe. But I got this shot, and I will make the most of it. Above Average will not leave NiteRaw with that title, and whether you like it or not, I will remain in control.
For now.
*Skitzo's face calms down, returning to it's previous sadistic expression*
Above Average... good luck. You're really going to need it.
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Post by Jazzman on Aug 6, 2009 8:54:37 GMT -5
So we're not having a world title match on PPV again? No, we are. It's Seth vs. Me with both the World Title and the Championship of Honor on the line. Winner take all.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 6, 2009 15:32:51 GMT -5
*Backstage we see Jerry Fish in a locker room.*
Jerry: With me at this time, is the World Heavyweight Champion.....Seth Drakin.
*Seth appears on the camera with Noman, Mr. E, and U.N. Owen behind him, as well as with the World Title around his shoulder. Seth is in a white suit and black sunglasses.*
Jerry: Now Seth, a poll on WWCF.com called you the least favorite World Heavyweight Champion. What are your thoughts?
Seth: My thoughts? Well, my answer is that I find it hilarious in a poll that is voted by the most unclean of people, I am voted the least hated. I mean.....let's look at the past champions, shall we.
Amigo held that belt for one month and decided to join the Family. He then in less than two weeks decided that being with the Family was no fun so he turned his back on the only friends he had.
MiLo Duck was the first champion to not defend his belt every pay per view because he was too concerned about his tag team partner, Stryker. Either that or he was a coward. At In Your Apartment, he decided that it wasnt enough to just beat me and instead decided to take me out for a month and a half. Out of all the champions though, I have the most respect for him because he could beat me fairly.
The same cant be said for King Nothing......I mean Motor Colt. I have pinned him two times and have been the victor in a match with him three times. He on the other hand, needs help from referees and his buddies to beat me. At Serious Business, his friends put their hands on me in an unprovoked manner. But he seems content with that and hey, if he is content with knowing that he has been on the losing side three times.....that is his business.
Finally, we have the last champion....Little Naitch. Little Naitch is the least honorable of these men. He needed me to have a broken jaw before he could beat me. I should also mention that apparently, the Commisioner and him had an alliance to put the screws to me. Not only did I have to be chained up with him like a beast, but the week before that.....I had to defend the Championship of Honor against Aaron Enigma. Hell, I was lucky to even escape that match with the belt.....despite the fact that I was punched in the face by MOP in an unprovoked manner.
So if you look at all of the past World Champions, you could say that I at least bring some respect to this belt.....despite the fact that this belt is in no way as good as the Championship of Honor.
Jerry: Well, I think the fact that you used a briefcase on an injured World Champion could attest to you being the most hated. Plus the fact that you attack all of our fans is not going to make you very popular. Well....in a few days, you will be having a non-title match against Tyfo....LN's tag team partner. You have said for months that Tyfo was the weakest half of the Southwest Connection yet when asked for a title shot, you declined. Why?
Seth: Like I said, he does not deserve it. But I have a point to make with me fighting Tyfo. You see......seven days after winning a world title, you would expect me to ease off and relax like past champions have done. Well, that is not me. On NiteRaw, I will beat Tyfo in a normal match. You see, while people may fear me.....I will become the champion with the most fight in him. I will beat Little Naitch to win the belt, then I will beat Tyfo in a normal match. After I do those two things, I will make an open challenge to any one person in the locker room to face me in a Rules of Honor Match.
That is right, unlike GRB Jazzman.....I will be fighting every week as the world champion. You tell those former champions that and even if I have one month with this belt (which wont happen as I will beat Jazzman and regain the Championship of Honor that I never lost to begin with), I will know in my hearts that even with a month.....I will be the best world champion ever.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Aug 6, 2009 16:47:25 GMT -5
New Thread Time?
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Post by MiLo Duck on Aug 6, 2009 17:13:18 GMT -5
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