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Post by Big BosskMan on Aug 5, 2009 11:33:01 GMT -5
Pushkilla, for a guy who loses so often, you really seem to enjoy running your mouth. Face it, I outsmarted you on Heatz! You're new to this place but you'll soon figure it out - to get ahead around here you have to win by any means necessary. I've busted my ass since I've got here and what happens? One setback, and then suddenly I'm not booked on the last pay-per-view. You wanna talk about frustration, you little punk? I've been here for months now, and people seem to forget that I exist.
Y'know, normally hardcore matches are my forte. So by challenging me to a submission match, you're clearly playing to your strengths. Trying to take the easy way out to guarantee yourself a victory. Well, if that's the way you wanna do things, that you really shouldn't complain about my methods of victory, pal.
But being the superior fighter that I am, I'll accept your challenge. You see, I'm not just a guy who breaks stuff and cuts himself open. I study tapes all the time. I train twice as hard as I rock, and so you're gonna see a different side of me, Pushkilla.
Reel off all the fancy submissions you like. Make your idle threats. You won't intimidate me. Bring it on, cos all that's gonna happen is that I'll embarrass you all over again - its gonna be lights out and exit stage left for you, and I'm gonna rise up the ranks and finally earn the respect I deserve. Maybe instead of bitching about not being booked on the last PPV - are you the 21st century Dennis Stamp? - you should have taken the bull by the horns and accepted Enigma's open challenge. You say that for someone who loses so much, I run my mouth too much - yet you are seemingly content to sit back and let things happen to you (claiming "people forget I exist") instead of making things happen for you. Yeah I have lost a lot more than I care to. But I intend to earn some respect around here before I am done. Whether or not I earn yours, I don't give a shit. How about this since you're obviously concerned I am stacking the deck in my favor - we do a submission match (my forte) at the next show and then we can follow up with a hardcore match (your strength) at the show after that?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2009 12:04:57 GMT -5
Cards for next week:
Heatz!!1
Joyful Hate V. The Deadly and The Sinful
Buck Futter V. The Amazing Brahma Bull
CageKing V. "Champagne" Jay Carroll
NiteRaw
Inter-Forum Title: Skitzo V. Above Average [c]
Stryker and Viva V. KCB and SuperSmark
Aaron Enigma V. The Boiler Room Brawler
Submission Match: Headbanger Man V. The Pushkilla
King Motor-Colt V. Starshine
Non-Title Match: Tyfo V. Seth Drakin
If everyone's cool with these, I'll send 'em out this evening.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2009 12:09:05 GMT -5
So I've got the Night Off?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2009 12:10:15 GMT -5
So I've got the Night Off? If you want, I can fit you in on Heatz!!1
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Post by Big BosskMan on Aug 5, 2009 12:12:07 GMT -5
So I've got the Night Off? Ya mon, you lazy lima bean - you got de night off so pass the dutchie on de left han' side. ;D
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2009 12:23:31 GMT -5
So I've got the Night Off? Ya mon, you lazy lima bean - you got de night off so pass the dutchie on de left han' side. ;D Dis ma Dutchie Ya ain't gettin none
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Aug 5, 2009 12:23:58 GMT -5
So I've got the Night Off? Ditto me?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2009 12:25:18 GMT -5
So I've got the Night Off? Ditto me? Wanna be Taggin Up against some folks?
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Aug 5, 2009 12:27:01 GMT -5
Wanna be Taggin Up against some folks? Does that mean we get to hit people on the head?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2009 12:27:37 GMT -5
Wanna be Taggin Up against some folks? Does that mean we get to hit people on the head? Repeatinly and Harder den Heck
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Aug 5, 2009 12:28:43 GMT -5
Does that mean we get to hit people on the head? Repeatinly and Harder den Heck Cool~
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2009 12:30:56 GMT -5
Can me Cthulhu face Hunters and Square?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2009 12:32:15 GMT -5
Can me Cthulhu face Hunters and Square? Actually, I was considering having you guys face Viva and Stryker instead. Up to you two.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2009 12:36:04 GMT -5
Either works
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2009 12:40:04 GMT -5
Cool. Updated cards: Heatz!!1 Joyful Hate V. The Deadly and The Sinful Buck Futter V. The Amazing Brahma Bull CageKing V. "Champagne" Jay Carroll NiteRaw Inter-Forum Title: Skitzo V. Above Average [c] Stryker and Viva V. TTS and Cthulhu Aaron Enigma V. The Boiler Room Brawler; Special referee: M.O.P. Submission Match: Headbanger Man V. The Pushkilla King Motor-Colt V. Starshine Non-Title Match: Tyfo V. Seth Drakin
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 5, 2009 13:50:36 GMT -5
Seth: Of course, you could say no and I'll just see if someone wants to take your place as the man who wants to make there be a match for a third spot if GRB Jazzman approves. Ok, I've made a decision on this. Tyfo, I really respect you after you tested me in the final of the tournament of honor... BUT I agreed to fight Seth 1 on 1 at Rumble in The Jungle. Therefore, I can't allow this stipulation. However, once I beat Seth for that world title, you'll be pretty close to the top of the list and may get a shot sooner than you think. Seth: Oh too bad, Tyfo. I guess it will just be me and you 1 on 1 in a non title match.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Aug 5, 2009 18:45:54 GMT -5
Pushkilla, for a guy who loses so often, you really seem to enjoy running your mouth. Face it, I outsmarted you on Heatz! You're new to this place but you'll soon figure it out - to get ahead around here you have to win by any means necessary. I've busted my ass since I've got here and what happens? One setback, and then suddenly I'm not booked on the last pay-per-view. You wanna talk about frustration, you little punk? I've been here for months now, and people seem to forget that I exist.
Y'know, normally hardcore matches are my forte. So by challenging me to a submission match, you're clearly playing to your strengths. Trying to take the easy way out to guarantee yourself a victory. Well, if that's the way you wanna do things, that you really shouldn't complain about my methods of victory, pal.
But being the superior fighter that I am, I'll accept your challenge. You see, I'm not just a guy who breaks stuff and cuts himself open. I study tapes all the time. I train twice as hard as I rock, and so you're gonna see a different side of me, Pushkilla.
Reel off all the fancy submissions you like. Make your idle threats. You won't intimidate me. Bring it on, cos all that's gonna happen is that I'll embarrass you all over again - its gonna be lights out and exit stage left for you, and I'm gonna rise up the ranks and finally earn the respect I deserve. Maybe instead of bitching about not being booked on the last PPV - are you the 21st century Dennis Stamp? - you should have taken the bull by the horns and accepted Enigma's open challenge. You say that for someone who loses so much, I run my mouth too much - yet you are seemingly content to sit back and let things happen to you (claiming "people forget I exist") instead of making things happen for you. Yeah I have lost a lot more than I care to. But I intend to earn some respect around here before I am done. Whether or not I earn yours, I don't give a s***. How about this since you're obviously concerned I am stacking the deck in my favor - we do a submission match (my forte) at the next show and then we can follow up with a hardcore match (your strength) at the show after that? I don't have to prove nothing to you, junior. I shouldn't need to "make things happen" - I've shown I can hang with the best in this company, including your little buddy Aaron Enigma, and if that isn't enough for the higher-ups around here then I don't know what is.
So yeah, I accept your challenge. Why you would give me yet another opportunity to upstage you is beyond me, but its your call, buddy. Prepare for lights out and exit stage left my friend, maybe you'll learn something from the experience.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 5, 2009 19:01:31 GMT -5
Don't blame me, the guys who do the live subtitles are terrible. I mean, what was the deal with Cthulhu and I coming out to Two Clives Who Severely Suck? I have a feeling that we hired Mike Adamle at some point and just forgot. I did it for a joke. Last I heard, an intern ate him.
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Post by Tyfo on Aug 5, 2009 20:33:36 GMT -5
Seth: Of course, you could say no and I'll just see if someone wants to take your place as the man who wants to make there be a match for a third spot if GRB Jazzman approves. Ok, I've made a decision on this. Tyfo, I really respect you after you tested me in the final of the tournament of honor... BUT I agreed to fight Seth 1 on 1 at Rumble in The Jungle. Therefore, I can't allow this stipulation. However, once I beat Seth for that world title, you'll be pretty close to the top of the list and may get a shot sooner than you think. I see.......I'm sorry you feel that way...
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Aug 5, 2009 20:47:18 GMT -5
*Aaron is seen sitting in his study writing in a notebook. He stops writing for a second to gaze up at the camera, but then goes back to writing as he speaks* Well well, it seems as though Corporate is rather popular with the challenges this week. M.O.P. was invited to Jazzman's scramble match. Starshine was challenged by Motor-Colt. Tyfo challenged Seth Drakin. That isn't all that happened this week though.
Evil-Masked wordlifeecw, or I guess I should say Evil-M, showed why evil is in his name. I guess he really wanted to toy with Jonathan Michaels' head. I will admit I'm not really okay with what Evil-M did, however he has been my friend for a long time in this company so I'm not going to be so quick to judge him. Obviously what he did was some sort of response to Evil-M losing the title a while back.
Also, it appears that Colt and AA aren't struggling so much anymore. I mean, it was an unfortunate thing that occurred at the PPV and the week after on Niteraw but one thing is clear. The Story is kicking Cthulhu and Starshine's asses thoroughly. These little fluke wins are just that. I mean, Cthulhu and Starshine you can't possibly believe you won either match due to your own skills. I mean, AA superkicked Colt and then AA accidentally hit a referee last night. Face it guys, it's just a matter of time until The Story reclaims those titles.
Now as to next week and my match situation. Starshine will most likely accept Colt's challenge, and M.O.P. might accept Jazzman's invitation. However, M.O.P. seems pretty focused on the Inter-Forum Title. So I have an idea. I would like to have a match between myself and Boiler Room Brawler, and I am voting that we have a special guest referee for that match, none other than M.O.P. Now if either man is opposed to this I of course will accept a counter-challenge or a different opponent. In fact, I'll make this offer too. If these two men do not want to accept this challenge, I will offer to be Jazzman's "warm-up". And if they do accept, I would still like to face Jazzman at the following Niteraw. I'd like to see how I match up against the new Champion of Honor.
That should throw a kink in the minds of Corporate that I'm 100% focused on them. Make no mistake, I want your stable ended, and it will happen. However if you aren't going to acknowledge me as a threat, I might as well do some other things with my career. Who knows, once I win a title or two, maybe you will see me as a credible threat. However the door to my study is always open if you want to come in and "negotiate". I'm not afraid of any of you. The revolution is coming, and I will Take The Power Back. It just doesn't have to happen so quickly. I will let you enjoy your cheap victories. In the end I will be the one standing tall.
M.O.P. and BRB, I hope to see you Monday. And Jazzman, I can't wait to face you as well. Now if you will excuse me, I need to finish writing the rest of this research down. *The camera backs out of the room as Aaron chuckles to himself. The door closes* *From The Boiler Room* *BRB is toasting hotdogs from his furnace, when he turns to the camera* Aaron Enigma, I'm not very surprised that you want to Take some kind of Power Back when you go and choose M.O.P. for a Special Guest Referee, but I admire your mental acumen.*BRB takes a bite from his hot dog* I find it funny that you will take anyone on from Corporate, no difference to you.
I see desperation and grasping at straws for breathing room in the Corporate-dominated WWCF.
I will accept your challenge because no one else on Corporate seems to see a need to keep up our dominant image, so good ole me, BRB, is just the man to do it.
I have a mystery for you right now though.
Why am I so calm, so relatively serene?
Why I'll tell you Aaron.
The answer is pot.
Pretty good pot.
To relieve the pain of the jellyfish wounds.
But what of the piranhas, you may ask?
The answer is that, although I can be on the edge, I can keep focus when I must avenge wrongs done to me, and when one smokes pot, as everyone knows-*Boiler Room Brawler opens up the furnace, smoke billowing out, and he reaches in and grabs a shish kebab lined with fried piranhas* -You get the munchies, and I am hungry.
For revenge.
Tasty, toothy, revenge.
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