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Post by Tyfo on Aug 4, 2009 17:40:25 GMT -5
*The following message has been paid in full by WWCF Corporate*
Seth, Seth, Seth. I give you credit, your a smart man. You took advantage of a situation and got what you wanted. But you made a big mistake. You took advantage of the wrong person.
You want to cash in your opportunity on my partner, when he's already injured from an attack from another damn coward in Stryker Dark Silence? Fine. But now you've got a target on your back much larger then the one you have for being World Champion. Corporate is watching you, we know where you are, and we know what your doing at all times. We know it all. And when the time is right, your going to suffer above and beyond what you put littlenaitch through.
I see now that you've weaseled your way into the match with Jazzman at Rumble in the Jungle, that leaves me without my Scramble match opportunity. That's alright with me. Ive got bigger plans.
You say you will only defend your title when and against who you want to. Well, in my opinion, you need a little tune up before Rumble in the Jungle. Since you've always said that I'm the weak link of the Southwest Connection and you have no problem defeating me anytime, then why not put your title on the line against me. It would be easy right? No problem, just knock around the Corporate Pain Train. Just roll right over me and on to Rumble in the Jungle. I don't see how you could duck the old weak link....champ.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 4, 2009 17:51:08 GMT -5
*The following message has been paid in full by WWCF Corporate* Seth, Seth, Seth. I give you credit, your a smart man. You took advantage of a situation and got what you wanted. But you made a big mistake. You took advantage of the wrong person.
You want to cash in your opportunity on my partner, when he's already injured from an attack from another damn coward in Stryker Dark Silence? Fine. But now you've got a target on your back much larger then the one you have for being World Champion. Corporate is watching you, we know where you are, and we know what your doing at all times. We know it all. And when the time is right, your going to suffer above and beyond what you put littlenaitch through.
I see now that you've weaseled your way into the match with Jazzman at Rumble in the Jungle, that leaves me without my Scramble match opportunity. That's alright with me. Ive got bigger plans.
You say you will only defend your title when and against who you want to. Well, in my opinion, you need a little tune up before Rumble in the Jungle. Since you've always said that I'm the weak link of the Southwest Connection and you have no problem defeating me anytime, then why not put your title on the line against me. It would be easy right? No problem, just knock around the Corporate Pain Train. Just roll right over me and on to Rumble in the Jungle. I don't see how you could duck the old weak link....champ. Seth: Oh I will have no problem facing you, but considering it has not been that long since I got the title and the fact that I dont think you deserve it...........you can face me in a non-title match. Maybe if you beat me.....you might be in line for a future title match.
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Post by Jazzman on Aug 4, 2009 18:12:56 GMT -5
Jazzman is secretly looking for a tune-up match... not sure against who yet.
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Post by Above Average on Aug 4, 2009 18:23:25 GMT -5
So the wheel has spun. The next opponent has been selected, and his name... is Skitzo.
Skitzo, you may think I've been distracted this last couple of weeks with the tag division, with the Tag Team Titles that Colt and I held with honour for far too short a period. Skitzo, you're an up and coming star in this company. This will either be your biggest chance at glory in your entire career here with WWCF... or it will be the match that people look back on and say that THAT was the match that set him on his way to superstardom.
I can keep going on about the length of my reign forever, but a champion is only as good as his last match. I lost my last match. I have competed in tag matches THREE weeks in a row. So it will be 4 weeks between singles matches for me - in WWCF anyway. I have a little bit of business to attend to in Venezuela later in the week that should get my back into the way of things.
Skitzo, I've beaten 2 men in my quest to defeat every single wrestler in this company with this title on the line. I'm not going to go out with a whimper after a mere 2 victories. You see Skitzo, you've not been around long, but I'm sure you've been around long enough to realise that I am exactly what I say that I am. I'm not called Above Average for nothing. I am Above Average in every single aspect of my life. I excel at professional wrestling. I have been WWCF Inter-Forum, World Tag Team and Hardcore Champion, and I have been a part of THE top stable in the business today, The Story, since it's inception. Oh and, I don't need to mention it, but I will anyway - champion for more than 9 months.
If you work hard kid, you may become like me. But that day will not be Monday night, because in order to be like me on Monday you would need to win my title. And in case you haven't quite got to grips with my overall encompassing message here - I'm not prepared to lose it quite yet. Skitzo, bring your A game. You'll need it. Because in spite of my tag team hiccups, in singles competition I am still the story on page one... and I am still Above... Average.
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Post by Tyfo on Aug 4, 2009 18:34:29 GMT -5
*The following message has been paid in full by WWCF Corporate* Seth, Seth, Seth. I give you credit, your a smart man. You took advantage of a situation and got what you wanted. But you made a big mistake. You took advantage of the wrong person.
You want to cash in your opportunity on my partner, when he's already injured from an attack from another damn coward in Stryker Dark Silence? Fine. But now you've got a target on your back much larger then the one you have for being World Champion. Corporate is watching you, we know where you are, and we know what your doing at all times. We know it all. And when the time is right, your going to suffer above and beyond what you put littlenaitch through.
I see now that you've weaseled your way into the match with Jazzman at Rumble in the Jungle, that leaves me without my Scramble match opportunity. That's alright with me. Ive got bigger plans.
You say you will only defend your title when and against who you want to. Well, in my opinion, you need a little tune up before Rumble in the Jungle. Since you've always said that I'm the weak link of the Southwest Connection and you have no problem defeating me anytime, then why not put your title on the line against me. It would be easy right? No problem, just knock around the Corporate Pain Train. Just roll right over me and on to Rumble in the Jungle. I don't see how you could duck the old weak link....champ. Seth: Oh I will have no problem facing you, but considering it has not been that long since I got the title and the fact that I dont think you deserve it...........you can face me in a non-title match. Maybe if you beat me.....you might be in line for a future title match. I see how it is. I'm not surprised. But your the last person that should be talking about deserving title shots. But hey, it's alright. You don't want to put the title on the line against me, fine. If that's the case, then I want my kind of match. I want a Texas Death Match.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Aug 4, 2009 18:48:40 GMT -5
*Aaron is seen sitting in his study writing in a notebook. He stops writing for a second to gaze up at the camera, but then goes back to writing as he speaks*
Well well, it seems as though Corporate is rather popular with the challenges this week. M.O.P. was invited to Jazzman's scramble match. Starshine was challenged by Motor-Colt. Tyfo challenged Seth Drakin. That isn't all that happened this week though.
Evil-Masked wordlifeecw, or I guess I should say Evil-M, showed why evil is in his name. I guess he really wanted to toy with Jonathan Michaels' head. I will admit I'm not really okay with what Evil-M did, however he has been my friend for a long time in this company so I'm not going to be so quick to judge him. Obviously what he did was some sort of response to Evil-M losing the title a while back.
Also, it appears that Colt and AA aren't struggling so much anymore. I mean, it was an unfortunate thing that occurred at the PPV and the week after on Niteraw but one thing is clear. The Story is kicking Cthulhu and Starshine's asses thoroughly. These little fluke wins are just that. I mean, Cthulhu and Starshine you can't possibly believe you won either match due to your own skills. I mean, AA superkicked Colt and then AA accidentally hit a referee last night. Face it guys, it's just a matter of time until The Story reclaims those titles.
Now as to next week and my match situation. Starshine will most likely accept Colt's challenge, and M.O.P. might accept Jazzman's invitation. However, M.O.P. seems pretty focused on the Inter-Forum Title. So I have an idea. I would like to have a match between myself and Boiler Room Brawler, and I am voting that we have a special guest referee for that match, none other than M.O.P. Now if either man is opposed to this I of course will accept a counter-challenge or a different opponent. In fact, I'll make this offer too. If these two men do not want to accept this challenge, I will offer to be Jazzman's "warm-up". And if they do accept, I would still like to face Jazzman at the following Niteraw. I'd like to see how I match up against the new Champion of Honor.
That should throw a kink in the minds of Corporate that I'm 100% focused on them. Make no mistake, I want your stable ended, and it will happen. However if you aren't going to acknowledge me as a threat, I might as well do some other things with my career. Who knows, once I win a title or two, maybe you will see me as a credible threat. However the door to my study is always open if you want to come in and "negotiate". I'm not afraid of any of you. The revolution is coming, and I will Take The Power Back. It just doesn't have to happen so quickly. I will let you enjoy your cheap victories. In the end I will be the one standing tall.
M.O.P. and BRB, I hope to see you Monday. And Jazzman, I can't wait to face you as well. Now if you will excuse me, I need to finish writing the rest of this research down.
*The camera backs out of the room as Aaron chuckles to himself. The door closes*
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2009 18:50:06 GMT -5
OK, seeing that D-Dayve is back, the announcements I'm going to make may be subject to change.
At Rumble in the Jungle, there will be five matches. 4 undercard bouts and the big battle royal main event.
One of the matches has been announced already, Seth Drakin V. GrbJazzman in a title v. title match for both the WWCF World Title and the Championship of Honor.
The Inter-Forum and World Tag Team Titles will be defended at the show as well. The challengers will be announced over the next couple of weeks.
The cards for next week will be posted in a little while. This is pretty much the last chance for anyone to accept Stryker and Viva's challenge. If nobody accepts, I'll throw someone in there.
Edited after seeing Aaron's promo.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 4, 2009 18:50:11 GMT -5
Seth: Oh I will have no problem facing you, but considering it has not been that long since I got the title and the fact that I dont think you deserve it...........you can face me in a non-title match. Maybe if you beat me.....you might be in line for a future title match. I see how it is. I'm not surprised. But your the last person that should be talking about deserving title shots. But hey, it's alright. You don't want to put the title on the line against me, fine. If that's the case, then I want my kind of match. I want a Texas Death Match. Seth: You seem to forget that I have the leverage here. In my contract....for a match to be accepted, it has to go through me.
I think I have an interesting idea, if GRBJazzman is okay with this....I will face you one on one in a regular match. But if you win......you can have the scramble match that Jazzman was talking and the winner will be the third person in a triple threat match with myself and Jazzman. If that happens, it can be a double match....first fall being for the Title of Honor and second fall is for the World Title.
So what do you say to that?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 4, 2009 19:12:41 GMT -5
Seth: Of course, you could say no and I'll just see if someone wants to take your place as the man who wants to make there be a match for a third spot if GRB Jazzman approves.
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Post by Tyfo on Aug 4, 2009 19:15:17 GMT -5
I see how it is. I'm not surprised. But your the last person that should be talking about deserving title shots. But hey, it's alright. You don't want to put the title on the line against me, fine. If that's the case, then I want my kind of match. I want a Texas Death Match. Seth: You seem to forget that I have the leverage here. In my contract....for a match to be accepted, it has to go through me.
I think I have an interesting idea, if GRBJazzman is okay with this....I will face you one on one in a regular match. But if you win......you can have the scramble match that Jazzman was talking and the winner will be the third person in a triple threat match with myself and Jazzman. If that happens, it can be a double match....first fall being for the Title of Honor and second fall is for the World Title.
So what do you say to that? I don't like you, but I like the way your mind works.
I accept!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 4, 2009 19:32:53 GMT -5
Seth: You seem to forget that I have the leverage here. In my contract....for a match to be accepted, it has to go through me.
I think I have an interesting idea, if GRBJazzman is okay with this....I will face you one on one in a regular match. But if you win......you can have the scramble match that Jazzman was talking and the winner will be the third person in a triple threat match with myself and Jazzman. If that happens, it can be a double match....first fall being for the Title of Honor and second fall is for the World Title.
So what do you say to that? I don't like you, but I like the way your mind works.
I accept! Seth: Glad we came to an agreement, now all we have to do is wait for GRB Jazzman to okay the stipulation.
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Post by skiller on Aug 5, 2009 0:23:04 GMT -5
Motor Colt, your "majesty."
I've been hearing rumblings backstage. Crazy claims that you made about yourself and the Inter-Forum Champ, Above Average being the superior team to 'The Corporate Rocker,' and myself, 'The Technical Professional.' You can keep telling yourself that. You can keep telling the world for all I care. But the the cold, hard truth is we hold the gold. We are the WWCF Tag Team Champions. What that means is no matter where you stand on the tag team scene, you'll never be better than us until you hold this again. *Places his WWCF Tag Title on his shoulder* Which won't happen anytime soon. Because the way I see it, you hold no right to a rematch since we beat you twice. That means you go to the back of the line.
Now as for your personal challenge, I say why not. Face facts in the last two weeks only one of us has come out with our hand raised. What's another week, huh?
Oh, and tell your little, prying friend Arron Enigma that Starshine says; take care.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Aug 5, 2009 1:09:48 GMT -5
Motor Colt, your "majesty."
I've been hearing rumblings backstage. Crazy claims that you made about yourself and the Inter-Forum Champ, Above Average being the superior team to 'The Corporate Rocker,' and myself, 'The Technical Professional.' You can keep telling yourself that. You can keep telling the world for all I care. But the the cold, hard truth is we hold the gold. We are the WWCF Tag Team Champions. What that means is no matter where you stand on the tag team scene, you'll never be better than us until you hold this again. *Places his WWCF Tag Title on his shoulder* Which won't happen anytime soon. Because the way I see it, you hold no right to a rematch since we beat you twice. That means you go to the back of the line.
Now as for your personal challenge, I say why not. Face facts in the last two weeks only one of us has come out with our hand raised. What's another week, huh?
Oh, and tell your little, prying friend Arron Enigma that Starshine says; take care. Nice to see you've heard enough of me to misspell my name. I have a newsflash for you Starshine. Between you and Cthulhu, you are the weaker of the two. I mean really, what have you really done recently to keep those titles? Cthulhu won the titles for you, and you nearly lost them because you tapped out. I think Cthulhu could do a better job defending the titles himself, or maybe he's using you as a distraction. Once you lose those titles again he'll probably toss you to the curb.
You tell me I am prying, yet all I see is somebody who is too arrogant for their own good running their mouth. Set yourself up for a big fall bro. I can't wait to watch those fireworks.
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Post by skiller on Aug 5, 2009 1:54:04 GMT -5
Don't blame me, the guys who do the live subtitles are terrible.
I mean, what was the deal with Cthulhu and I coming out to Two Clives Who Severely Suck?
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Aug 5, 2009 1:56:34 GMT -5
Don't blame me, the guys who do the live subtitles are terrible. I mean, what was the deal with Cthulhu and I coming out to Two Clives Who Severely Suck? I have a feeling that we hired Mike Adamle at some point and just forgot.
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Post by Jazzman on Aug 5, 2009 9:11:10 GMT -5
Seth: Of course, you could say no and I'll just see if someone wants to take your place as the man who wants to make there be a match for a third spot if GRB Jazzman approves. Ok, I've made a decision on this. Tyfo, I really respect you after you tested me in the final of the tournament of honor... BUT I agreed to fight Seth 1 on 1 at Rumble in The Jungle. Therefore, I can't allow this stipulation. However, once I beat Seth for that world title, you'll be pretty close to the top of the list and may get a shot sooner than you think.
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Post by thesam07 on Aug 5, 2009 9:21:02 GMT -5
The Sam Returns in 6 Days!
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Post by Jazzman on Aug 5, 2009 9:32:45 GMT -5
The Sam Returns in 6 Days! Who cares, WE WANT THE MAS!!!
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Post by thesam07 on Aug 5, 2009 9:36:52 GMT -5
The Sam Returns in 6 Days! Who cares, WE WANT THE MAS!!! Rumor has it that The Mas will be working for Hajar_Heat.com in the near future. ~ Mave Deltzer Hajar_Heat.com
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2009 10:53:22 GMT -5
So are we still on for that Corporate Kegger?
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