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Post by Tyfo on Aug 4, 2009 0:48:58 GMT -5
I can't believe no one's talking about Tyfo! No I wasn't really a part of this week's show, but that just means someone should always be asking, where's Tyfo? Things are only better when the Corporate Pain Train is near!
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Aug 4, 2009 0:54:53 GMT -5
I can't believe no one's talking about Tyfo! No I wasn't really a part of this week's show, but that just means someone should always be asking, where's Tyfo? Things are only better when the Corporate Pain Train is near! I assumed you were taking the week off after that Falls Count Anywhere match.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2009 0:57:43 GMT -5
I can't believe no one's talking about Tyfo! No I wasn't really a part of this week's show, but that just means someone should always be asking, where's Tyfo? Things are only better when the Corporate Pain Train is near! I assumed you were taking the week off after that Falls Count Anywhere match. While Viva takes it easy by competing in a nice relaxing chain match...
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Aug 4, 2009 1:00:14 GMT -5
I assumed you were taking the week off after that Falls Count Anywhere match. While Viva takes it easy by competing in a nice relaxing chain match... If I remember correctly, he wasn't put through a table like a certain pain train was.
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Post by Viva on Aug 4, 2009 3:25:01 GMT -5
Yeah, Evil M. I BIO-Domed him through a table. Give the guy a break.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Aug 4, 2009 3:50:46 GMT -5
And he is back................ Yeah I'm gonna pay more attention and get more involved from here on out. I'm going to try to switch jobs here soon so hopefully that will help.(i work a weird schedule right now where I work like midnight to eight on some weekends and four to 12 on others so it is kind of odd) I have some updates on what I want to do. August 20 ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY It will be an awards show called The Gookers. Here are the categories SUPERSTAR OF THE YEAR GIMMICK OF THE YEAR TAG TEAM OF THE YEAR ANIMATED PIC OF THE YEAR MATCH OF THE YEAR FEUD OF THE YEAR (LET ME KNOW IF YOU CAN THINK OF ANY OTHERS) I will send out a nomination thing and then the whole roster will vote on who wins like a regular voting thing for a show. I believe The Sam will host the event and it will be in character. ________________________________ Next up I will be on Monday Niteraw in character where I will make a big speech in the middle of the ring. ________________________________ Also if anyone has any roster updates let me know via PM.(if you just put it int he thread i might not see it.) This also includes if you want me to update your animated pics. Ones I know of for sure I need to update so far are Evil M's and Jay Carrol's. I will also be updating the main website here soon. __________________________________ Also if any of you have any ideas about anything concerning WWCF storyline wise or just overall just send me a PM and we will see what we can do.
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Post by thesam07 on Aug 4, 2009 7:54:09 GMT -5
The Sam Returns in 7 Days! The Sam Moment: The First ever Monday Niteraw. We see The Sam discussing with Fred Neric "The Sams Pledge Drive". The Sam - I promise you this Neric. My name is The Sam ,and I am the Manager of Champions. HA HA HA HA HA HA!
This "The Sam Moment" was brought to you by Quiznos.
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Post by thesam07 on Aug 4, 2009 7:55:14 GMT -5
Also, about the Gookers. Can we have "Manager of the Year"?
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Aug 4, 2009 8:06:26 GMT -5
Seth, you lucky bastard. Who would've thought you had the balls to win the WWCF World Heavyweight Championship, huh? Well, congratulations, then -- but you got a bulls-eye painted on you now, dude. One way or another, Corporate is going to kick some ass and bring back the Title. Yeah!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2009 8:17:40 GMT -5
PLEDGE DRIVE!? RUSH WEEK!? KEG STAND?!!!!
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Post by Topher is Human on Aug 4, 2009 8:23:39 GMT -5
Fred G. Neric: Fred Neric here with a man who some might argue deserves to be one half of the Tag Team Champions, King Colt.
*King Colt walks in to a nice cheer*
Now your majesty, this was quite the big week for The Story, and definately not in a good way... First off M.O.P. more or less called you out and accused you of holding Aaron Enigma down-
King Colt: Let me cut you off RIGHT there... M.O.P... you accuse me of dragging the career of my own good friend down? Why? Because I don't hold his hand and help him cheat his way to winning?
I don't think you know what The Story is about... You see we are not anything like your weak Corporate, we aren't bound together because individually we are so weak that we must rely on our "friends" to win a single match... No not at all.
What we are, are four single superstars... each with our own agenda and our own career to worry about and focus on... We are bound together by the common hope, dream of a federation based on honor, respect and prestige... So when a force like Corporate comes up we will fight together to restore the peace. However, we do recognise eachother as four stars who want to make it on their own, so unless specifically asked or called four, we will bow out of eachother fights. That's honor.
I see, that's fair enough then... Now not long after this you had to bare witness to your own friend and ally Wordlife, now going under the name Evil M take a turn to the darkside to perform acts most heinous and foul against the respectful Jonathon Michaels... your thoughts?
Neric, what has always been the first word in his name... Evil. We all knew he was capable of this, now I don't condone it at all, but he is still my friend and still part of The Story. Like I just said, we have our own agendas... as of now it's not my concern...
Fair enough then, in our main event tonight you and Above Average took on the new Tag champs in a rematch, and it appeared you had them beat, however it was via controversial decision that you guys were declaired the losers, thoughts?
Appeared? It appeared we had them beat? Didn't you see it? I had chased that punk Cthulhu off and Above Average had Starshine tapping out... after the questionable result at BATB, there was no question on NiteRaw who was the better team, we defeated champs. The only reason... THE ONLY REASON we aren't currently holding the titles right now is because Above Average accidently, clumsily attacked the referee. If it wasn't for that mistep... Hell I wouldn't be too surprised if that ref was acting under Corporate's control either... I mean when was the last time a ref bump lead to a DQ anyway?
Two Guys Who Seriously Rock... WWCF Corporate... We're better than you and you know it!
Strong, bold words... pretty sure that Sam and Dave would have something to say about that...
Let them... I've had issues with The Sam since DAY ONE, there's nothing he can say to me...
Now, earlier in the evening the new Champion of Honor Grbjazzman announced a Scramble Match to determine who faces him for the title, he has formally invited you to participate, how do you respond?
Jazzman, what he fights for is what Honor is all about, and I would love to face off with him someday, he's caught my eye since he was that young hotshot going on about pride... However I must respectfully decline his offer. There is something else I feel I must do...
Starshine! We have our history however we have never met one on one... I've gone toe to toe with your partners and more often than not come out on top. So what do you say... Me vs You next week on NiteRaw?
And lastly before you go, your friend LittleNaitch returned from injury only for Seth Drakin, a man you have alot of history with, to come down and use the Money in the Bank clause to beat Naitch down and win his WWCF Champion... Seeing your history with these two men, what do you have to say...
Seth Drakin, you are nothing but a pathetic, canniving little worm. You have three shots at the title, against Milo Duck, Myself and LittleNaitch and in all three your weakness was exposed and you failed. Every single time you would come back afterwards with a pathetic excuse and a more even pathetic alternative, be it a new stable, a new title or new allies.
Every single time you have had to prove yourself you have been proven to be nothing but a complete and utter failure of a human being... So of course you followed this trend by robbing arguably the most deserving champion of what is rightfully his! Robbing him of the thing that you have proven time and time again that you do not deserve, the WWCF Title.
You disgust me, the fact that you hold the title is a disgrace and every day you hold that title is another day that the sun will not shine in the WWCF World.
May God... May the higher power... May the darkness itself have mercy on your soul...
And there is your Story on Page One...
So yeah Me vs Starshine?
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Aug 4, 2009 8:58:37 GMT -5
I mean when was the last time a ref bump lead to a DQ anyway? Motor-Colt's a smark! ;D Anyway, if it's Colt vs. Starshine, can it be me vs. AA next week? Will write promo later~
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Post by Jazzman on Aug 4, 2009 9:12:54 GMT -5
Good that you declined MC... very interesting to see how the rest of this plays out. I'll give the rest of you 24 hours to decide.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2009 9:41:03 GMT -5
So can we have a Coporate Kegger?
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Aug 4, 2009 10:45:34 GMT -5
I'd like a match please. I'm working on tweaking my character a little.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 4, 2009 12:10:24 GMT -5
*"Unicron Medley" plays as Seth Drakin comes out with the world title around his shoulder. He is flanked by Noman, Mr. E, and U.N. Owen as fans are already throwing garbage as they walk to the ring. The four enter the ring as the garbage is now directed towards the ring. Seth doesn't smile at all as he grabs the mic*
Seth: Now that I am the World Champion, I guess you all think that I am proud of myself. Well, the only thing that I am proud of is the fact that I have been informed that because of my actions, Little Naitch will not be able to compete until Gookermania. That means that I have fulfilled my own bounty, a feat that no one had the guts and the brains to do.
I am sure you are all wondering how I got my hands on TromboneMan's briefcase. Well, sit back and let me tell you a tale. You see, earlier this year.....the man who I fought at King of Wrestlecrap decided that he did not need the Family to succeed when he joined the Cult Chaos. A week later, The Corporate and The Family joined forces and because TheSam held a grudge, he was able to get TromboneMan fired!!!! The Sam, being that he owned the title belt TromboneMan held, gave it to TTS and used it to bribe TTS away from the tag team titles.
Those two things left TromboneMan a very bitter man and because the Corporate Family was so egotistical, they did not think that the briefcase that TromboneMan won at Gookermania would be something worth paying TromboneMan anything. In this economy, an unemployed man with something that you hold dearly is not going to come cheap and in this economy, it is hard to get one million dollars on your own. Therefore, after Stryker failed to get LN to not be able to compete for even a month.....I was left with one million dollars in my possession to do whatever I wanted. It was then that I made a deal with TromboneMan; one briefcase that he just wastes space for my one million dollars. Of course as you can guess, he took the money and thus....I was able to gain possession of the briefcase.
Now I stand before you as the world champion for two reasons, the first of those reasons is quite frankly, to spite each and every one of you in the crowd and in the back. It is each and every one of you who applaud GRBJazzman for stealing a belt that he never truly won. You were all enabling a man to fake this whole honor charade. Since the Championship of Honor means everything to me and you all allowed an unproven man to steal it, I decided to take something that means everything to me and there isnt a damn thing you can do about it. While the Higher Power does not recognize GRBJazzman as the Champion of Honor, WWCF Management has no choice but to recognize me as the World Heavyweight Champion because I did it in every legal way. So I hope you are all pissed at me because it is just only a fraction of how pissed I am at every single one of you.
The other reason, is leverage. You see, there is a reason GRB Jazzman and WWCF okayed the scramble to determine a #1 contendership for a belt that I should be getting a one on one rematch to and that was because with the belt, they thought they had leverage over me. Well, fact of the matter is....now that I hold the most prestigious belt to them, I have all the leverage now.
*Seth taunts the crowd with the world title and even flips every one of them off. Noman is given the mic by Seth Drakin.*
Noman: The demands are that Seth be given his one on one rematch with GRBJazzman at Rumble In The Jungle. No Scramble so it can be a triple threat match because that match belongs to him and him only. You do that and maybe, I will put this belt up....making it a title vs. title match. Otherwise, Seth Drakin will only defend this title whenever and against whomever he wants to.
So what is it going to be?
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Post by Jazzman on Aug 4, 2009 13:05:46 GMT -5
*"Unicron Medley" plays as Seth Drakin comes out with the world title around his shoulder. He is flanked by Noman, Mr. E, and U.N. Owen as fans are already throwing garbage as they walk to the ring. The four enter the ring as the garbage is now directed towards the ring. Seth doesn't smile at all as he grabs the mic* Seth: Now that I am the World Champion, I guess you all think that I am proud of myself. Well, the only thing that I am proud of is the fact that I have been informed that because of my actions, Little Naitch will not be able to compete until Gookermania. That means that I have fulfilled my own bounty, a feat that no one had the guts and the brains to do.
I am sure you are all wondering how I got my hands on TromboneMan's briefcase. Well, sit back and let me tell you a tale. You see, earlier this year.....the man who I fought at King of Wrestlecrap decided that he did not need the Family to succeed when he joined the Cult Chaos. A week later, The Corporate and The Family joined forces and because TheSam held a grudge, he was able to get TromboneMan fired!!!! The Sam, being that he owned the title belt TromboneMan held, gave it to TTS and used it to bribe TTS away from the tag team titles.
Those two things left TromboneMan a very bitter man and because the Corporate Family was so egotistical, they did not think that the briefcase that TromboneMan won at Gookermania would be something worth paying TromboneMan anything. In this economy, an unemployed man with something that you hold dearly is not going to come cheap and in this economy, it is hard to get one million dollars on your own. Therefore, after Stryker failed to get LN to not be able to compete for even a month.....I was left with one million dollars in my possession to do whatever I wanted. It was then that I made a deal with TromboneMan; one briefcase that he just wastes space for my one million dollars. Of course as you can guess, he took the money and thus....I was able to gain possession of the briefcase.
Now I stand before you as the world champion for two reasons, the first of those reasons is quite frankly, to spite each and every one of you in the crowd and in the back. It is each and every one of you who applaud GRBJazzman for stealing a belt that he never truly won. You were all enabling a man to fake this whole honor charade. Since the Championship of Honor means everything to me and you all allowed an unproven man to steal it, I decided to take something that means everything to me and there isnt a damn thing you can do about it. While the Higher Power does not recognize GRBJazzman as the Champion of Honor, WWCF Management has no choice but to recognize me as the World Heavyweight Champion because I did it in every legal way. So I hope you are all pissed at me because it is just only a fraction of how pissed I am at every single one of you.
The other reason, is leverage. You see, there is a reason GRB Jazzman and WWCF okayed the scramble to determine a #1 contendership for a belt that I should be getting a one on one rematch to and that was because with the belt, they thought they had leverage over me. Well, fact of the matter is....now that I hold the most prestigious belt to them, I have all the leverage now. *Seth taunts the crowd with the world title and even flips every one of them off. Noman is given the mic by Seth Drakin.* Noman: The demands are that Seth be given his one on one rematch with GRBJazzman at Rumble In The Jungle. No Scramble so it can be a triple threat match because that match belongs to him and him only. You do that and maybe, I will put this belt up....making it a title vs. title match. Otherwise, Seth Drakin will only defend this title whenever and against whomever he wants to.
So what is it going to be? *Lilac Lane its as Jazzman walks out on to the stage* Seth, Seth, Seth... well done. Bravo on the title win. I really thought that for once the WWCF had gotten the best of you. I thought you were down and out and dejected and ready to slink away again, but I guess that's like you. The lowly cockroach can survive anything Seth, just like you.
Now, far be it from me to question the legality of your briefcase purchase from Tromboneman. I hope that he really enjoys that million dollars you gave him, but that money is dirty Seth... very dirty. With that money TM will never buy back his dignity, his pride, his honor but he willing made a deal with the true personification of evil in this company.
I thought we could be honorable men in an unhonorable time. But I was wrong. Now you come out toting that world title belt, talking about how you injured a man who I have great respect for in Little Naitch and you feel like you hold the power?
When you created this belt I hold, you did it for honor. The holder of this title was suppose to the man who carried the banner of honor and excellence in this company. With your actions earlier tonight, you destroyed what little honor that still remains inside of you as well as the little bit of respect I had left for people like you.
You see Seth, my life mirrors the pattern of so many great jazz musicians. You work hard early, pay dues, and then you finally get some people to notice you. You excel at what you do, even if the public isn't aware and you just keep keeping on until you give it up. Now, most legends of jazz go hard and are revolutionaries, but they burn bright and burn out before their time. I plan on staying around here in the WWCF for a long time, but I also feel like this could be a big break for me.
I guess that I am the Chosen One. The one whom was foretold in legends would bring balance back to this business. You Mr. Drakin are the pure personification of everything that I find wrong with the world. This company needs a hero right now to rise up against you. I can be that white knight for the WWCF. To everyone whom I invited to compete next week, don't bother sending the invites back, they are as of right now worthless. Seth, I accept your challenge for Rumble in the Jungle. I will restore the glory that these fans, and all the guys greatly deserve after you stole the honor and pride from this company. So begins the crusade against evil!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 4, 2009 13:42:38 GMT -5
Seth: You must have been ready too many fairy tales to think that way. You think you are the white knight and I am the black dragon. Don't make me laugh. You havent earned a damn thing to call yourself a hero. You only hold that title due to the mistake of one official; an official who has since redeemed himself.
At Rumble at the Jungle, I will beat you and clean off the taint that the Championship of Honor has suffered since you have held it. The Higher Power will be proud of me once I help that belt regain the honor it deserves. For that, I am willing to put the world title at risk.
See you on August 31.
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Post by Big BosskMan on Aug 4, 2009 16:18:07 GMT -5
The following video was sent to the offices of the WWCF. It has no return address and is addressed to "The Powers that Be."
As the video begins and camera slowly focuses, the scene is a dimly lit gym with a heavy bag, free weights, and a uke holding a kick pad as thunderous kicks are rained down upon the holder - moving him back with each strike.
Slowly the kicker turns to the camera and begins to speak...
"Two days ago, I got chumped out by Headbanger Man's fistful of tights and lousy officiating. Last night, I took the best Aaron Enigma had to give and lasted longer in his submission than anyone every has. I came up short again.
By all accounts, I shouldn't be in this gym today busting my ass to get better. My trainer tells me to give my body time to recover. Do I listen? Nah.
Instead of getting up before dawn to run 5 miles, I got up and ran 10. Then it was time for some more mat work and lifting, followed by lots of kicks.
This is a notice to everyone in WWCF, but especially you, Headbanger Man. I am calling you out, right here right now, for a submission match at the next show.
Oxygen deprivation is your fate, Headbanger. Whether it is the Katahajime or the Dragon Clutch, you are going to feel every frustration and setback I have experienced since coming here.
As your eyes roll back into your head and you drift off into unconsciousness, you'll realize that you shouldn't have tested me. Ya got my blood up and that is bad news for you. (smiles evilly)
Now, get the hell out of my gym!"
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Aug 4, 2009 16:27:00 GMT -5
Pushkilla, for a guy who loses so often, you really seem to enjoy running your mouth. Face it, I outsmarted you on Heatz! You're new to this place but you'll soon figure it out - to get ahead around here you have to win by any means necessary. I've busted my ass since I've got here and what happens? One setback, and then suddenly I'm not booked on the last pay-per-view. You wanna talk about frustration, you little punk? I've been here for months now, and people seem to forget that I exist.
Y'know, normally hardcore matches are my forte. So by challenging me to a submission match, you're clearly playing to your strengths. Trying to take the easy way out to guarantee yourself a victory. Well, if that's the way you wanna do things, that you really shouldn't complain about my methods of victory, pal.
But being the superior fighter that I am, I'll accept your challenge. You see, I'm not just a guy who breaks stuff and cuts himself open. I study tapes all the time. I train twice as hard as I rock, and so you're gonna see a different side of me, Pushkilla.
Reel off all the fancy submissions you like. Make your idle threats. You won't intimidate me. Bring it on, cos all that's gonna happen is that I'll embarrass you all over again - its gonna be lights out and exit stage left for you, and I'm gonna rise up the ranks and finally earn the respect I deserve.
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