Post by Honeybear Lyder on Nov 22, 2008 17:35:05 GMT -5
Found this at one of Russian wrestling forums, a humorous bit which tells about how would various wrestlers save a princess from a dragon who had kidnapped her and holds her in a tower.
Samoa Joe - upon hearing him aproaching the dragon destroys the tower himself, puts the princess on his back and flies to meet Joe to surrender and beg for mercy. Still Samoa Joe kills him with the Ole kick. And the princess too.
Kevin Nash - smiles, tells jokes and within minutes becomes the dragon's best friend. He then convinces the dragon he doesn't need the princes and he gladly hands her to Nash. After returning to the town Nash marries the princess but tears his quad on the wedding night while walking to the bed.
NB - in case there is a possibility the dragon may still put up a fight and win, Nash says he's afraid he's having a heart attack and stays home.
Scott Hall - no shows. A year later, when someone else is fighting the dragon, he's seen drunk with a bunch of friends, watching the fight from the side.
Snitsky - comes riding to the tower to lightings flashing, thunder rumbling, earth shaking and people runnung away in fear. The dragon appears and a gust of wind caused by his wings kills Snitsky on the spot.
The Undertaker - stands in front of the gate and starts taping his fists....
John Cena - leaves the town while townspeople are booing and waving signs "If Cena wins we riot". Arrives to the tower and for about ten minutes insults the dragon by calling him a poopy and such. During the fight he is being destroyed, but still somehow overcomes the odds and wins. All the while the princess is cheering for the dragon.
Hulk Hogan - offers the dragon a deal. The dragon is to lose the fight and give up the princess, but in return he can attack Hogan while he's riding back and kidnap the princess again. Once having the princess, Hogan hastily returns to the town and from there states that (check the right answer):
a) the dragon is too small and not in his league,
b) the townspeople are happy to have the princes back and they will be very upset if he loses her,
c) he hurt his knee and can not fight.
Anyone else?
Samoa Joe - upon hearing him aproaching the dragon destroys the tower himself, puts the princess on his back and flies to meet Joe to surrender and beg for mercy. Still Samoa Joe kills him with the Ole kick. And the princess too.
Kevin Nash - smiles, tells jokes and within minutes becomes the dragon's best friend. He then convinces the dragon he doesn't need the princes and he gladly hands her to Nash. After returning to the town Nash marries the princess but tears his quad on the wedding night while walking to the bed.
NB - in case there is a possibility the dragon may still put up a fight and win, Nash says he's afraid he's having a heart attack and stays home.
Scott Hall - no shows. A year later, when someone else is fighting the dragon, he's seen drunk with a bunch of friends, watching the fight from the side.
Snitsky - comes riding to the tower to lightings flashing, thunder rumbling, earth shaking and people runnung away in fear. The dragon appears and a gust of wind caused by his wings kills Snitsky on the spot.
The Undertaker - stands in front of the gate and starts taping his fists....
John Cena - leaves the town while townspeople are booing and waving signs "If Cena wins we riot". Arrives to the tower and for about ten minutes insults the dragon by calling him a poopy and such. During the fight he is being destroyed, but still somehow overcomes the odds and wins. All the while the princess is cheering for the dragon.
Hulk Hogan - offers the dragon a deal. The dragon is to lose the fight and give up the princess, but in return he can attack Hogan while he's riding back and kidnap the princess again. Once having the princess, Hogan hastily returns to the town and from there states that (check the right answer):
a) the dragon is too small and not in his league,
b) the townspeople are happy to have the princes back and they will be very upset if he loses her,
c) he hurt his knee and can not fight.
Anyone else?
