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Post by Deleted on Nov 3, 2009 20:53:48 GMT -5
Can Joey Ryan even lift Mike Awesome?
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Post by Tfmcmg is Johnny Green on Nov 7, 2009 16:36:14 GMT -5
If this is still open could I have Stan hansen And Terry Funk?
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Post by Lupin the Third on Nov 7, 2009 16:48:20 GMT -5
If this is still open could I have Stan hansen And Terry Funk? WE HAVE ANOTHER RECRUIT!!!! And he's bringing in the heavy hitters!!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2009 17:24:40 GMT -5
RYAN WON??!!!!
Wow.
I'll have to do a promo later, then.
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Post by Tfmcmg is Johnny Green on Nov 7, 2009 17:55:48 GMT -5
-Stan Hansen and Terry funk are seen standing in the office of misawa.-
Hansen:Now Mr.Misawa me and mr.funk do agree that you are a fair and honest general manger and that is why we have to come to you with a demand and that demand is for a match with rated RKO. You see apparently mister Bob Orton , Randy's father seems to think that he is the one true cowboy in wrestling and I must admit that I detest that statement and plan to punish his son for his Treachery
Terry Funk: And that no good piece of garbage pretty boy edge decalred himself and foley the last two true hardcore champions in the history of another promotion and that doesn't sit well with the old funker. So what do you say Misawa , Huh? You gonna give us that match or am I going to have brand your backside with this branding iron of mine , Huh?
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Post by Lupin the Third on Nov 8, 2009 15:03:12 GMT -5
-Stan Hansen and Terry funk are seen standing in the office of misawa.- Hansen:Now Mr.Misawa me and mr.funk do agree that you are a fair and honest general manger and that is why we have to come to you with a demand and that demand is for a match with rated RKO. You see apparently mister Bob Orton , Randy's father seems to think that he is the one true cowboy in wrestling and I must admit that I detest that statement and plan to punish his son for his TreacheryTerry Funk: And that no good piece of garbage pretty boy edge decalred himself and foley the last two true hardcore champions in the history of another promotion and that doesn't sit well with the old funker. So what do you say Misawa , Huh? You gonna give us that match or am I going to have brand your backside with this branding iron of mine , Huh? Gentlemen, let me first start by saying Welcome to the FPEL.
Unfortunately for you, Funk-san, Edge is in his qualifying match for the King of the Ring. So you will have to wait for your chance at the self-proclaimed "Rated R Superstar." However, if he is not able to advance to the finals at King of the Ring, you will have your match with him.
As for you, Hansen-san, I do know that you and Mr. Orton have some issues. So, on the next FPEL Unleashed, it will be you and Randy Orton, one-on-one.
Once again, welcome to the FPEL, gentlemen.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Nov 8, 2009 16:25:29 GMT -5
RYAN WON??!!!! Wow. I'll have to do a promo later, then. You know the sad thing about that match? Nobody got thrown into the landmines. It was a ripoff!!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2009 17:57:13 GMT -5
RYAN WON??!!!! Wow. I'll have to do a promo later, then. You know the sad thing about that match? Nobody got thrown into the landmines. It was a ripoff!! Oh just throw Worker Ant into them to send the crowd home happy
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Post by Lupin the Third on Nov 10, 2009 23:00:00 GMT -5
We continue the King of the Ring on this episode of FPEL Unleashed!!Happy Veterans' Day, wrestling fans, and welcome to another edition of FPEL Unleashed! This is Joey Styles and alongside me, as always, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan. Brain, we've got another great show tonight!Indeed, Joey. We've got the second half of the first round of the King of the Ring Tournament! 4 more are looking to move on to the quarterfinals. Not only that, but General Manager Misawa has made two title matches for tonight's show!Speaking of which, we open with the Xtreme Hybrid Championship being defended!First Bout: Xtreme Hybrid Championship: Shawn Michaels (c) v. Masahiro ChonoBoth veterans battle back and forth at the beginning, as they know what’s on the line here. Chono sees this as a stepping stone for the nWo to regain their control on the company. But Shawn Michaels has other plans, nailing Chono with the backdrop. But Chono comes right back with a snap suplex. HBK continues his onslaught though, nailing suplexes, DDTs, and brainbusters! But Chono keeps coming back, kicking out here and there. Chono nails HBK with the cradle piledriver, and locks in the STF. HBK continues to fight back, but it’s too much, and Chono claims his first title in the FPEL.Results: Masahiro Chono d. Shawn Michaels (c) in 20:37 after a Kenka Kick*HBK lays on the mat, unconscious as Mills hands the title to Chono. Chono stares at the belt, then out at the crowd.* I got to say, Joey, this is not looking good for us, as the nWo's second in command now has one of the belts. Could this be a bad omen?Don't even think that, Brain.Second Bout: Edge v. CIMAEdge has controlled much of this match, nailing CIMA with some high powered moves including the Bison-tennial and the Downward Spiral. But CIMA uses his speed and agility to counter Edge’s wrestling ability. But it doesn’t take Edge long, and he advances to the next round.Results: Edge d. CIMA in 9:55 after a Frog SplashAnd the Rated R Superstar continues to impress, moving on the next round of the King of the Ring. He is looking to become the second person to win the King of the Ring twice.Third Bout: Leonardo Spanky v. MisticoSpanky and Mistico go back and forth, using each other’s quickness to gain momentum. It’s a high-flying affair, as both men aren’t afraid to go up top. In the end, it’s Mistico who advances to the next round.Results: Mistico d. Leonardo Spanky in 8:15 after a Sunset FlipAnd Mistico will advance in the King of the Ring tournament!Fourth Bout: Stan Hansen v. Randy OrtonOrton and Hansen go back and forth. Orton tries to take down the bigger Hansen, but Stan is too hard-headed to keep down. He continues to nail Orton with hard hitting backdrops. Orton tries to fight back, but Hansen is too much, finishing him off with a lariat.Results: Stan Hansen d. Randy Orton in 10:28 after a Western Lariat*Funk runs out afterwards, and brings in a branding iron, looking to brand Orton. But Edge runs down, pulling his partner out of the ring, retreating up the ramp as the Texans look on.* And Funk looked to bring his hardcore roots back into wrestling, but Edge was able to save his partner before he got branded!Fifth Bout: CM Punk v. Bryan DanielsonBoth men are battling back and forth in a technical masterpiece, bringing back memories of their epic battles from ROH. Punk locks in the Anaconda Vice multiple times, trying to get a submission victory. But Danielson isn’t backing down. When Punk nails an elbow drop from the top, Danielson goes up and nails a headbutt! Both men are exhausted, as the crowd chants, “THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!” Punk finally gets the 3-count, and advances to the next round.Results: CM Punk d. Bryan Danielson in 17:04 after a Body Slam*Danielson slowly gets to his feet as Mills raises Punk's hand in victory. They look at each other, until Punk extends his hand. The Dragon looks at it, then around the crowd. He finally takes the hand, as the crowd pops!* And we see a little bit of Ring of Honor out of these two after an excellent match-up between former World Champions.Sixth Bout: Jr. Pac-ManWeight Championship: Delirious (c) v. Joey RyanRyan goes right after Delirious, trying to regain his title. He picks Delirious up, nailing a top rope Diamond Cutter on him. But Delirious keeps fighting back, surprising Joey as he nails him with a suplex. But Ryan keeps coming back, determined to show that his loss was a fluke. But Delirious continues to fight back, tossing Ryan out of the ring. But the Rock sneaks in, nailing Delirious with the Rock Bottom! Ryan comes back in, nails the chin crusher, and we have a new champion!Results: Joey Ryan d. Delirious (c) in 11:22 after a Chin CrusherDAMMIT!! Once again, The Rock sticks his nose where it doesn't belong and it costs someone a championship! This is not right at all!!*But before Joey can continue, the FPELtron turns to show us GM Misawa at his desk.* Well, well, well. Rocky couldn't keep his nose out of Joey's match. For that, I should just ban you from the King of the Ring tournament, suspend you without pay, and fine you! But instead, I will leave your opponent to dish out your punishment. And believe me, you will wish I would've done what I said I would do.*The Rock scoffs at him, until his opponent's theme hits, and his eyes go wide, and the crowd goes NUTS!!* OH MY GOD!!! I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!! IT'S DANGEROUS K!!! HE'S JOINED THE FPEL?!?!Main Event: The Rock v. Toshiaki KawadaKawada makes his debut match here in the FPEL. Kawada starts off strong, nailing the Rock with those deadly kicks he’s known for. But the Rock keeps fighting back. Kawada continues to ground the Rock by locking in a few submissions. But out of nowhere, the Rock nails a Rock Bottom!! But it doesn’t slow down Kawada for long, who nails the Rock with a killer BRAINBUSTAAAAAAAH!! But it only gets a 2-count! But The Rock continues to fight back, nailing Kawada with a DDT, then a Rock Bottom! But Kawada kicks out!! He nails him with a few more Rock Bottoms, then nails the People’s Elbow! But Kawada gets up and locks in another submission! Both men continue to battle back and forth, as the crowd chants for the Kawada Driver!! Finally, Kawada finishes off the Rock and advances to the next round.Results: Toshiaki Kawada d. The Rock in 18:22 after a DANGEROUS DDT*Kawada gets his hand raised in victory as The Rock spasms on the mat from the DANGEROUS DDT. But Joey Ryan runs in, attacking Kawada, avenging his "uncle." But as he bounces off the ropes, Kawada nails him with the DANGEROUS KICK!! Ryan falls face first onto the mat, as Kawada looks around.* The FPEL has changed, now that the man known as Toshiaki Kawada has arrived! Fans, we are out of time! For Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, this is Joey Styles, saying Good Night!!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2009 23:20:29 GMT -5
The Second City Saints are in the locker room.
There ya go Punker! One down, three to go! Can't ya just hear the crowd already? ALL HAIL KING PUNK!!!
Now hang on, Colt. One match at a time. There's some tough competition still in this th- *Bursts out laughing* Ah who am I kidding?! Say it again, Colt!
ALL HAIL KING PUNK!!! ALL HAIL KING PUNK!!! ALL HAIL KING PUN-
Joey Ryan enters, dragging the Pac-Man weight belt behind him and clutching his jaw.
ISHH!!! ANYBODIE GOT SHOME ISHH?!!!
Punk and Cabana look at Ryan for a moment.
ALL HAIL KING PUNK!!! ALL HAIL KING PUNK!!! ALL HAIL KING PUNK!!!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2009 0:35:06 GMT -5
..................Okay I don't wanna sound ignorant or dickish But I have no idea who Toshiaki Kawada is or what makes him so DANGEROUS!!~
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Post by Lupin the Third on Nov 11, 2009 0:48:43 GMT -5
..................Okay I don't wanna sound ignorant or dickish But I have no idea who Toshiaki Kawada is or what makes him so DANGEROUS!!~ Think of the stiff kicks and chops of KENTA, but increased in ferocity. Also, he has wicked submissions and powerbombs. Also the innovator of the Ganso Bomb, a.k.a. Kawada Driver. Caution: Watch at your own discretion, as it is quite a wicked move.
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Post by Tfmcmg is Johnny Green on Nov 12, 2009 17:07:03 GMT -5
The camera pans onto the locker room of the austin city outlaws. The room is filled with empty beer cans and terry funk is holding a bottle of jack danniels whiskey.
Terry Funk:How *Hiccup* are we suppose to get edge out of them finals , stan?
Stan Hansen: I've been thinking about that and I have come to a simple conclusion . We will challenge randy orton to a handicap match. Now if Mr.Edge is really orton's friend , he will leave the tourney to even up the odds and if he is not then we simply divide conquer. Either way we get what we want.
Terry Funk: Hmm , Pretty good idea. I hope misawa goes for it.
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Post by Tfmcmg is Johnny Green on Nov 30, 2009 23:59:21 GMT -5
Wow Stan Hansen > The Rock > DDP > Jericho >Anyone.
It only took Hansen and funk THREE post to kill the FPEL. Something that no one else could do no matter how many times they posted.
-Sheds a tear and is inducted into the hall of fame.-
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Post by Angus Mcloud on Dec 1, 2009 4:57:36 GMT -5
If there open I would like to have Gary Albright and Dynamite Kid so I could join
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Post by Lupin the Third on Dec 1, 2009 19:44:23 GMT -5
If there open I would like to have Gary Albright and Dynamite Kid so I could join WE HAVE ANOTHER RECRUIT!! And sorry for the late update, guys. I've been a little busy, what with the buying a condo, moving in, getting crap set up in my new place, and work. So, sorry. But I will be doing FPEL Unleashed sometime this week, then the Pay-Per-View will be this weekend!
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Post by Lupin the Third on Dec 6, 2009 18:24:07 GMT -5
We are just hours away from King of the Ring, but the intensity will not die on this episode of FPEL Unleashed!
Hello again, wrestling fans, and welcome to another edition of FPEL Unleashed! Joey Styles here, and alongside me, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan! Brain, we are just hours away from crowning the 2009 FPEL King of the Ring!
I'm just as excited as you are, Joey. This will be a great moment for whomever wins the crown!
First Bout: Akira Taue v. Antonio Inoki
Two legends go at it here as Taue and Inoki tie up. Taue surprises Inoki with his agility, nailing Inoki with an Enzuigiri! He surprises him with another one, then nails a dropkick! Inoki keeps fighting back, using his technical prowess to slow down Taue with his submissions and suplexes. But Taue continues to pound Inoki with powerbombs. Even so, Inoki is able to bust Taue open. But Inoki surprises him with a roll-up, advancing to the semis at the pay-per-view!
Results: Antonio Inoki d. Akira Taue in 14:44 after a backslide
And Inoki surprises everyone, including Taue, by taking a beating and catching a break to get into the semis!
That's just Inoki for ya, Styles. You can't leave an opening for him, because he'll just surprise you!
Second Bout: Bruiser Brody & Mike Awesome v. The Rock & The Undertaker
Brody and Rock start things off, as they go back and forth. But then Awesome and Taker both tag in and Awesome pounds away on Taker. Brody also pounds away on Taker, until he tags in Rock again. Brody doesn’t let up, as he drills The Rock with a few piledrivers. Brody continues to pound away on The Rock, nailing him with a powerslam! But The Rock kicks out! Brody continues pounding away, until The Rock nails a Rock Bottom out of nowhere, CRITICALing Brody!
Results: The Rock & The Undertaker d. Bruiser Brody & Mike Awesome in 15:26 after a KO
*The Rock slides out of the ring, grabbing a steel chair as the Undertaker pounds away on Awesome. The Rock slams the chair into the back of Brody. Then, he slams the chair into the back of the legs of Brody, as the crowd boos him.*
Dammit, he's trying to maim him before the pay-per-view!
He's just showing everyone who the top dog is.
Third Bout: Chris Jericho v. Kane
Jericho starts out equal to Kane, but Kane uses his psychotic strength to manhandle Jericho. But Jericho is able to lock in the Walls of Jericho on Kane, but not for long. But Jericho won’t stay down, using quick dropkicks and suplexes to stay on Kane. But Kane is too strong, and finishes him off to advance to the semis.
Results: Kane d. Chris Jericho in 16:09 after a One-Handed Chokeslam
Kane destroys another as he continues his dominance into the next round of the King of the Ring!
Fourth Bout: Edge v. Mistico
Mistico surprises Edge with his speed and agility, but Edge doesn’t stay down for long. Mistico stays on Edge, surprising him with quick roll-ups and even hits a sleeper drop. Edge continues to fight back, but Mistico’s quickness is too much, and the luchadore gets the upset into the semis.
Results: Mistico d. Edge in 16:05 after a Shining Enzuigiri into a Standing Moonsault
Mistico gets the surprise upset in the tournament, downing Edge in the quarters.
That means it's Rated RKO facing off against the Texas Terrors at the pay-per-view!
Fifth Bout: Terry Funk v. Randy Orton
Funk pounds away on the Younger Orton, using his taped fists to gouge away at Orton’s skull. Funk continues to pound away on Orton, busting the younger Orton open with his stiff punches. He finally puts Orton down for the three count.
Results: Terry Funk d. Randy Orton in 13:57 after a Texas Jab
And Funk gets the win here, as the Texans gain more momentum going into....
*But Joey gets cut off, as the tron starts to fuzz and fade, then we hear a familiar theme in the background, with words appearing on the screen....*
Dreams you've never lived, scars never healed.....
What the hell was that?
I'm not sure, Joey. I'm not sure.
Main Event: CM Punk v. Toshiaki Kawada
Kawada comes out and catches Punk with a few stiff kicks, surprising the younger superstar. Punk fights back, nailing a couple of suplexes on Kawada. But Kawada finishes him off, nailing his DANGEROUS DDT.
Results: Toshiaki Kawada d. CM Punk in 11:11 after a DANGEROUS DDT
And Kawada makes it to the semis, downing the younger CM Punk! Fans we are out of time for now! For Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, this is Joey Styles saying good night!
FPEL King of the Ring
Samurai Tiger World Championship Bruiser Brody (c) v. The Rock
Xtreme Hybrid Championship Masahiro Chono (c) v. Jun Akiyama
Hell's Angels Tag Team Championship Akira Taue & Giant Baba (c) v. Leonardo Spanky & HG
Jr. Pac-ManWeight Championship Joey Ryan (c) v. CM Punk
Rated RKO v. Stan Hansen & Terry Funk
King of the Ring Semis & Finals
Antonio Inoki v. Kane
Mistico v. Toshiaki Kawada
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 6, 2009 18:36:01 GMT -5
Spanky and HG are going to die...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2009 18:42:12 GMT -5
Spanky and HG are going to die... I'd say Rock is as well except it appears that The Rock Bottom is Super Effective
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2009 20:18:07 GMT -5
I completely forgot about the budding rivalry between the Saints and The Rock's group until I saw Punk-Ryan on the card.
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