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Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2009 17:21:48 GMT -5
You wanna hear the funniest joke out there Paddle boy? Oh wait, don't tell me! Is it... me? Actually it's whenever you and your Kosher Manchild buddy say that your ''Just Freinds''
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 11, 2009 17:59:08 GMT -5
*HG walks by*
Hellooo...
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Post by Tfmcmg is Johnny Green on Dec 11, 2009 18:15:06 GMT -5
Damn it rock! I wanted you to go
"Hey Cm Punk you want to know what the worst thing about chicago is?"
"Yeah sure , Rock."
"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU WANT TO KNOW."
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Post by Lupin the Third on Dec 12, 2009 16:45:45 GMT -5
*The Firetron starts to go fuzzy, making everyone wonder what's going on. Then, on the tron, these words appear....*
Deceived by my eyes, and all I was told I should see.
He will return.
You'll see if you just close your eyes.....
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Post by Tfmcmg is Johnny Green on Dec 12, 2009 17:26:41 GMT -5
*The Firetron starts to go fuzzy, making everyone wonder what's going on. Then, on the tron, these words appear....* Deceived by my eyes, and all I was told I should see.
He will return.
You'll see if you just close your eyes.....You know what'd be awesome? If his peeps came down to the ring at the nex unleashed and put edge in a casket druid style.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Dec 16, 2009 20:32:35 GMT -5
What the hell? *We cut to Misawa's office, as we see Misawa sipping tea while signing some official forms, handing them to Kobashi, who files them.* I have been watching you two banter back and forth, Rock and Punk. And while I think it's somewhat amusing, I think you two need to vent out your frustrations in the ring. Therefore, on the next FPEL Unleashed, the Rock will take on CM Punk in a tag team match.
However, I will be deciding the partners. No Undertaker, no Cabana, and no Ryan. In fact, if any of the three mentioned even comes close to interfering, I will strip either one of you of your titles, suspend you, fine you, and quite possibly fire you. There will be no insubordination. Not under my regime.
Also, I have signed for FPEL: At World's End, an 8-man elimination tag between the Four Horsemen and the nWo. The team who loses must disband. And I was informed that if Akiyama loses this match, he is done in the FPEL. So not only is the team on the line, but so is Akiyama's FPEL career.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Dec 18, 2009 21:50:19 GMT -5
We are coming closer to At World's End, but this is FPEL Unleashed!Hello again, wrestling fans, and welcome to another edition of FPEL Unleashed! Joey Styles here, and alongside me, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan. Brain, the intensity is kicked up another notch tonight!Boy, you said it, Joey! Earlier today, Misawa changed the main event for tonight. Instead of CM Punk facing The Rock in a tag match, both men will face unnamed opponents by the choice of the General Manager.Also, tonight, Rated RKO has challenged anyone to face them in a handicap match. And later on, Jun Akiyama will face Hiroyoshi Tenzan, hoping to gain momentum for the Four Horsemen!Opening Bout: Bryan Danielson v. Dynamite KidDynamite is impressing in his redebut in the FPEL, taking it to the American Dragon. He pounds away on the Dragon with headbutts and suplexes. He then goes up top and nails a Dynamite Headbutt! Dynamite continues to go up and nail headbutts, getting the pinfall here.Results: Dynamite Kid d. Bryan Danielson in 9:52 after a Super Dive HeadbuttAnd the Dynamite Kid, one-half of the former World Tag Team Champion British Bulldogs, amazes and impresses, showing he will bring the best of his abilities to the FPEL.Second Bout: Colt Cabana v. Joey RyanCabana and Ryan start off with a dance contest, until Ryan hits a cheap shot on Colt. Cabana starts out strong against Ryan, using his wackiness to keep Ryan out of it. But Ryan starts to come back, nailing a powerbomb on the bigger Cabana. But it doesn’t keep him down, and Cabana nails the Colt .45! But he’s too close to the ropes! They continue to battle, but in the end, it’s Cabana who picks up the win here.Results: Colt Cabana d. Joey Ryan in 8:48And Ryan's troubles continue, as Cabana is able to put away the king of sleeze here.Third Bout: Gary Albright v. Shawn MichaelsAlbright and HBK battle back and forth, both veterans trying to gain an advantage. Albright looks to capitalize as he hits the Dragon Suplex! But Michaels comes back, nailing the Sweet Chin Music! Albright comes right back, and nails another pair of Dragon Suplexes! But HBK surprises Albright with a La Magistral, getting the surprise win here!Results: Shawn Michaels d. Gary Albright in 17:38Shawn Michaels gave Albright everything he had, and Albright still nearly beat the Heartbreak Kid. It took a quick roll-up for HBK to finally take down Albright!*CM Punk slowly walks out, looking around at the crowd as he slides in the ring. While he, waits in the ring.........* Oh my God!! It's Samoa Joe!! Misawa has picked one of his associates to take on the Jr. Pac-ManWeight Champion!!Fourth Bout: CM Punk v. Samoa JoePunk and Joe battle back and forth, the crowd screaming for more, as they remember the classics that these two battled back in ROH. Joe picks up Punk and nails him with the Muscle Buster! They battle out on the floor, where Joe hits an Island Driver! Punk gets up, and locks in the Anaconda Vice! But Joe powers out and nails another Island Driver! They get back in the ring, and they battle back and forth, until Punk is able to take the win after a lariat!Results: CM Punk d. Samoa Joe in 15:37 after a Lariat*Punk gets his hand raised in victory with the belt in his other hand, but he gets blasted in the back by a steel chair! He drops to the canvas and the perpetrator is revealed to be the Dynamite Kid!! He looks down at Punk and reaches down, grabbing the Jr. Pac-ManWeight Championship. He looks at it, then at Punk, then drops the belt on Punk, with a vicious smirk on his face.* I think Dynamite has a message for Punk, Joey. It's loud and clear: He's coming for the belt. And nothing will stop him.*Rated RKO comes out, waiting to see if anyone is willing to take up their challenge. They don't have to wait long, as this theme hits, and the crowd goes NUTS!!* And Edge and Orton may see their lives flash before their eyes, as they are challenged by the one DR. DEATH!Fifth Bout: Rated RKO v. “Dr. Death” Steve WilliamsEdge and Orton are quick to double-team Dr. Death, pounding away on him with steel chairs. But the Doctor shows them once again why he’s called Dr. Death, taking a lot of their pounding. Williams continues to pound away on both Edge and Orton, but the numbers game finally takes its toll, and Rated RKO comes away with the win.Results: Rated RKO d. “Dr. Death” Steve Williams in 20:11 after a Ground Headlock*Before Edge and Orton are able to do any more damage, Hansen and Funk are quick to run out, running off Rated RKO, before tending to Dr. Death, who is quick to shake it off.* Sixth Bout: Jun Akiyama v. Hiroyoshi TenzanTenzan pounds away on Akiyama, nailing him with the Cradle Tombstone. He picks Akiyama up and nails another Cradle Tombstone! They continue to battle back and forth, with Akiyama nailing his running knee! But Tenzan comes right back, locking in the Anaconda Vice. Tenzan surprises everyone, by going up to the top and nailing a top rope moonsault! This is able to put Akiyama down for the 3-count!Results: Hiroyoshi Tenzan d. Jun Akiyama in 12:52 after a Moonsault*Tenzan's hand is raising in victory, but is quickly nailed from behind by Akiyama!! He picks Tenzan up and nails an EXPLODAAAAAAAA!!! He drops Tenzan and locks in the King Crab Hold, while Mills tries to stop him. Akiyama releases the hold as the nWo runs down, escaping through the crowd.* Akiyama shows that if the Four Horsemen go down, they are going down swinging!*The Rock slowly walks down the ramp, Samurai Tiger World Championship in his hand. He looks out at the crowd, doing his turnbuckle pose with the belt. He waits in the ring, pacing back and forth, until.............* *His eyes go wide as the man walks out on the stage, the crowd lit up!! He slides in the ring, doing his pose on the turnbuckle.* Main Event: The Rock v. Christian Cage The Rock starts out strong on Cage, but Christian starts to make a comeback, drilling the Rock with a pair of piledrivers. He goes up and nails the Frog Splash! He then reaches behind and nails the Unprettier! He’s unable to get the pinfall, as he’s too exhausted. But The Rock is unable to capitalize either, and Cage nails another Unprettier! He follows it up with a German Suplex! But the Rock comes right back and nails the Rock Bottom! But Cage is able to reach out to the ropes! Christian nails another piledriver, but Rocky comes back with another Rock Bottom! But Christian is too quick, nailing an Enzuigiri into a small package, and gets the Rock for the three count!Results: Christian Cage d. The Rock in 11:24*Christian gets his hand raised in victory, but the arena goes black, then it begins, and the 2009 King of the Ring and No. 1 Contender walks down the ramp. Cage slides out of the ring, as Kane stalks the champion. The Rock gets up and Kane drills him with a thunderous chokeslam!! He reaches down, grabbing the title, before lifting it high over his head, flames shooting out of the turnbuckles before the show fades to black!*
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Post by Tfmcmg is Johnny Green on Dec 19, 2009 5:18:30 GMT -5
Wow...Doctor death lasted twenty minutes in a two on one handicap match? He may have lost but I still respect him for that damn.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Dec 19, 2009 15:36:34 GMT -5
Wow...Doctor death lasted twenty minutes in a two on one handicap match? He may have lost but I still respect him for that damn. Actually, there was times during the match I thought he would win.
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Post by Tfmcmg is Johnny Green on Dec 20, 2009 13:26:35 GMT -5
So are you using Masked kane or non-masked kane?
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Post by Lupin the Third on Dec 20, 2009 13:29:43 GMT -5
Masked Kane. There was a big storyline in previous threads on why he went back to the mask.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Dec 22, 2009 21:04:08 GMT -5
*Christian Cage walks out onto the stage, as the crowd screams for him. He poses on top of the ramp, pointing towards the crowd as he walks down to the ring. He gets in the ring, grabbing a mic as the crowd chants "WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK!"*
Peeps and peepettes, I have returned to the FPEL! And what has happened to this place since I've been gone?! We had a King of the Ring tournament and I wasn't invited. For shame....
But, onto more important tasks. It appears that we have a new World Champion. A World champion that hasn't been relevant for over 8 years. Hey Rock, or should I say, Dwayne Joh-
*A stagehand runs down, giving Cage a card. Christian reads it.*
Apparently, I'm not allowed to read his real name, as it breaks the ritual of kayfabe. That, or it makes our World Champion sound like a dork. Either or.
*He tosses the card nonchalantly.*
But then, what can I say? The no. 1 contender hasn't been a threat to anyone for almost 6 years. And he has the nerve to interrupt my victory celebration last week. Know this, Kane. If you beat The Rock at FPEL: At World's End, I will be waiting to strike.
But first, I must deal with my brother. Edge, Orton, you will pay for the month of pain that you caused me. I will personally see to that.
BECAUSE THAT'S............How I roll.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2009 21:10:17 GMT -5
*Christian Cage walks out onto the stage, as the crowd screams for him. He poses on top of the ramp, pointing towards the crowd as he walks down to the ring. He gets in the ring, grabbing a mic as the crowd chants "WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK!"* Peeps and peepettes, I have returned to the FPEL! And what has happened to this place since I've been gone?! We had a King of the Ring tournament and I wasn't invited. For shame....
But, onto more important tasks. It appears that we have a new World Champion. A World champion that hasn't been relevant for over 8 years. Hey Rock, or should I say, Dwayne Joh-*A stagehand runs down, giving Cage a card. Christian reads it.* Apparently, I'm not allowed to read his real name, as it breaks the ritual of kayfabe. That, or it makes our World Champion sound like a dork. Either or.*He tosses the card nonchalantly.* But then, what can I say? The no. 1 contender hasn't been a threat to anyone for almost 6 years. And he has the nerve to interrupt my victory celebration last week. Know this, Kane. If you beat The Rock at FPEL: At World's End, I will be waiting to strike.
But first, I must deal with my brother. Edge, Orton, you will pay for the month of pain that you caused me. I will personally see to that.
BECAUSE THAT'S............How I roll. Not Relevant? The Great One isn't Relevant? Well The Rock has something that shows his relevancy right here *The Rock holds his title in the air* And 8 Years really? Time Really flies It seems like just yesterday The Rock was watching you and your jabroni of a brother get put through tables by Buh-Buh-BUH-BUH-BUH *The Rock slaps himself in the back of the head* BUH-BUH RAY AND D-VON! Sorry about that Now while the Rock was making Blockbuster Movies where were you Captain Candyass? Oh that's right you were in Florida wrestling the only guy with Less Style than you
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Post by Lupin the Third on Dec 22, 2009 22:04:59 GMT -5
*Christian Cage walks out onto the stage, as the crowd screams for him. He poses on top of the ramp, pointing towards the crowd as he walks down to the ring. He gets in the ring, grabbing a mic as the crowd chants "WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK!"* Peeps and peepettes, I have returned to the FPEL! And what has happened to this place since I've been gone?! We had a King of the Ring tournament and I wasn't invited. For shame....
But, onto more important tasks. It appears that we have a new World Champion. A World champion that hasn't been relevant for over 8 years. Hey Rock, or should I say, Dwayne Joh-*A stagehand runs down, giving Cage a card. Christian reads it.* Apparently, I'm not allowed to read his real name, as it breaks the ritual of kayfabe. That, or it makes our World Champion sound like a dork. Either or.*He tosses the card nonchalantly.* But then, what can I say? The no. 1 contender hasn't been a threat to anyone for almost 6 years. And he has the nerve to interrupt my victory celebration last week. Know this, Kane. If you beat The Rock at FPEL: At World's End, I will be waiting to strike.
But first, I must deal with my brother. Edge, Orton, you will pay for the month of pain that you caused me. I will personally see to that.
BECAUSE THAT'S............How I roll. Not Relevant? The Great One isn't Relevant? Well The Rock has something that shows his relevancy right here *The Rock holds his title in the air* And 8 Years really? Time Really flies It seems like just yesterday The Rock was watching you and your jabroni of a brother get put through tables by Buh-Buh-BUH-BUH-BUH *The Rock slaps himself in the back of the head* BUH-BUH RAY AND D-VON! Sorry about that Now while the Rock was making Blockbuster Movies where were you Captain Candyass? Oh that's right you were in Florida wrestling the only guy with Less Style than you Oh yeah, Blockbuster Movies such as "The Game Plan," "Be Cool," "Reno 911!: Miami," and "Doom." Hell, you're coming out with a movie next year called..........*He reads down a ways.* Tooth Fairy? What the hell is that? Are you going to be the second wrestler besides Hulk Hogan to wear a tutu? And hell, you're going to be in a live action Jonny Quest? As Race Bannon?!? That makes as little sense as Johnny Depp being Willy Wonka!
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Post by Lupin the Third on Dec 29, 2009 23:02:10 GMT -5
*As Christian and The Rock argue in the ring, the lights go out. Then..............*
*The crowd EXPLODES, as General Manager Mitsuharu Misawa walks out, wearing a green suit, mic in hand, as the crowd chants, "MISAWA!! MISAWA!! MISAWA!!"*
Rock, Christian, do I have to give you two a timeout? I cannot have such arrogance and rudeness in the FPEL. It dishonors the tradition that this federation holds. Therefore, on the next FPEL Unleashed, it will be Christian Cage, CM Punk, and a partner of my choice, against The Rock, Samoa Joe, and Joey Ryan in a 6-man elimination tag.
Oh, don't worry about your deadman, Rock. The Undertaker will go one on one against the no. 1 contender, his brother, Kane.
And while I'm out here, here are a few more matches. Randy Orton, you will go one on one against the Doctor himself, Dr. Death Steve Williams.
And there will be a battle royal to determine the no. 1 contender for the Jr. Pac-ManWeight Championship.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jan 5, 2010 21:12:03 GMT -5
We are only days away from At World's End, but the action continues to heat up, as we give you FPEL Unleashed!Hello again, wrestling fans, and Happy New Year from all of us here at the FPEL! Joey Styles here, alongside me as usual, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan! Brain, we've got a great show before At World's End!You said it, Joey! We've got Dr. Death taking on Randy Orton, Kane taking on the Undertaker, and a six-man main event that we only know 5 of the contestants.Opening Bout: Edge v. Terry FunkFunk pounds away on Edge, showing everyone that the Hardcore Icon still has enough in the tank, busting Edge open. Edge continues to improvise, trying to use a steel chair against Funk. But Terry continues to prove again and again why he’s one of the best at hardcore. He finishes it off with a little shake, rattle, and roll.Results: Terry Funk d. Edge in 11:17 after a Texas JabAnd Terry Funk proves to Edge tonight who's more hardcore, but will it be different on Sunday when Funk, Hansen, and Williams take on Rated RKO and a partner of their choice?Second Bout: Sentai Milano & Kishin Liger v. Hiroyoshi Tenzan & Masahiro ChonoChono and Tenzan continue to dominate the smaller duo. But once there’s chaos, Milano and Liger seem to take advantage during the madness. Tenzan and Milano battle back and forth, but it’s not long, and Tenzan gets Milano to tap.Results: Hiroyoshi Tenzan & Masahiro Chono d. Sentai Milano & Kishin Liger in 15:32 after an Anaconda ViceAnd the nWo looks strong here, and are looking to put the final nail in the coffin of the Four Horsemen this Sunday.Third Bout: HG v. Dynamite Kid v. Bryan Danielson v. Mistico v. Delirious v. KENTAAll 6 men battle it out, back and forth. Each one of them looking to gain that ever elusive title shot. But in the end, The American Dragon gets the win, reversing the Go 2 Sleep and rolling up KENTA.Results: Bryan Danielson wins the 6-way in 15:47*Danielson gets his hand raised, until CM Punk slowly walks in the ring. The two stare each other down, until Punk slowly slides back out of the ring, holding the title above his head.* Two of the finest wrestlers will hook up this Sunday, as "The American Dragon" Bryan Danielson will face CM Punk for the Jr. Pac-ManWeight Championship!!*The lights go out, then the pyro EXPLODES, as Kane makes his way out to the ring. Then the lights go out again, as the Undertaker slowly makes his way out, staring his brother down.* Fourth Bout: Undertaker v. KaneThe brothers battle it out back and forth, continuing their sibling rivalry that started over 12 years ago. They continue to battle back and forth, both men drilling the Tombstone over and over. Finally, Taker puts his baby brother down with a Leg Choke after a Tombstone on a chair.Results: Undertaker d. Kane in 16:37 after a Neck Figure 4The Undertaker, working under the orders of our "prestigious" World Champion, takes down his baby brother in a tough matchup of giants.Fifth Bout: Dr. Death Steve Williams v. Randy OrtonWilliams pounds away on Orton, using his rough and tough style that made him famous. Orton continues to fight back, but Williams has none of it. Then, Dr. Death plants him with the Dr. Bomb! But Orton kicks out!!!! Orton gets Williams on the top rope and plants a DDT!!!! The crowd is chanting “HOLY S***! HOLY S***!” Williams continues to come back, but Orton shocks everyone by pulling out a win here.Results: Randy Orton d. Dr. Death Steve Williams in 14:59 after a Clothesline*Orton slides out of the ring, trying to gain his breath, while Dr. Death looks on, pissed off.* This may not end well for Rated RKO on Sunday, as the Trio of Terror look to run roughshod over them.*The Rock, Joey Ryan, and Samoa Joe all walk down the ramp, Rock doing his pose on the turnbuckle with the title. CM Punk walks down the ramp, stopping at the bottom, before Christian joins him. They wait for their mystery partner, until.....................* OH MY GOD!!!!!! IT'S THE INNOVATOR OF VIOLENCE!!! THE HEART AND SOUL OF ECW!!!! TOMMY DREAMER HAS ARRIVED IN THE FPEL!!!!When did we hire a new custodian?Main Event: CM Punk, Christian Cage, & Tommy Dreamer v. The Rock, Joey Ryan, & Samoa JoePunk and Rock start it off, going back and forth, before Rock tags in Ryan. Punk works a bit on Ryan, then tags in Christian, who goes to work on Ryan as well. Soon, Dreamer is tagged in, but so is Samoa Joe. And Joe goes right after Dreamer, nailing him with the Muscle Buster! He continues to pound on Dreamer, nailing him with another Muscle Buster! But Dreamer is able to tag in Punk, and the two former rivals go at it. Dreamer and Ryan tag in, and Dreamer pounds away on Ryan, but Ryan comes back with the Village People’s Elbow! Everyone continues to back and forth, until Joe gets Punk with a Senton!Results: The Rock, Joey Ryan, and Samoa Joe d. CM Punk, Christian Cage, & Tommy Dreamer in 26:45 after a SentonAnd The Rock is victorious tonight, but will he be victorious on Sunday?! For now, we're out of time!! For Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, this is Joey Styles saying good night, and see you on Sunday!!*The Card for FPEL: At World's End* Samurai Tiger World Championship: The Rock (c) v. Kane nWo v. Four Horsemen: Loser Must Disband Jr. Pac-ManWeight Championship: CM Punk (c) v. Bryan Danielson Stan Hansen, Terry Funk, & Steve Williams v. Rated RKO & Christian Cage v. Joey Ryan Hell's Angels Tag Team Championship: Akira Taue & Giant Baba (c) v. Leonardo Spanky & HG Gary Albright v. Bruiser Brody
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jan 12, 2010 23:10:59 GMT -5
Three titles...............
One man's career.............
All on the line............
Tonight..............
FPEL: At World's End
Hello again, wrestling fans, and welcome to FPEL: At World's End! Joey Styles, alongside me as always, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan. Brain, we've got 7 great matches tonight.
You know it Joey! Tonight, the Samurai Tiger World Championship is on the line as The Rock defends against the Big Red Machine, Kane!
And the Jr. Pac-ManWeight Championship will be defended as the current champ CM Punk takes on "The American Dragon" Bryan Danielson in what will be a mat classic.
And the Hell's Angels Tag Team Championships are defended as well, as the Twin Towers, Giant Baba & Akira Taue defend against the dancing duo of Leonardo Spanky & HG.
And the nWo takes on the Four Horsemen in what could be Jun Akiyama's final match in the FPEL.
Opening Bout: Christian Cage v. Joey Ryan
Christian throws Ryan around early on, nailing a few arm drags. But Ryan slowly mounts a comeback on the Instant Classic, rolling him up a few times. But Cage finishes him off quickly.
Results: Christian Cage d. Joey Ryan in 7:49 after a Dragon Suplex
And Christian Cage makes his return to pay-per-view triumphant, as he takes out Joey Ryan here.
Yeah, he got lucky against the Magnum here.
Second Bout: Gary Albright v. Bruiser Brody
Both men start right away at pounding the crap out of each other. Albright uses his technical ability while Brody uses his massive strength. But Brody pours it on, not letting up on Albright, finishing him off early.
Results: Bruiser Brody d. Gary Albright in 3:56 after a King Kong Knee Drop
Brody goes nuts here, just destroying Albright, and looking to reclaim the World Title.
Third Bout: Jr. Pac-ManWeight Championship: CM Punk (c) v. Bryan Danielson
It’s a back and forth battle between former world champions as Punk and Dragon battle it out. Both men use almost everything in their repertoire as they look for that elusive 3-count. Punk soon surprises Danielson with the Go 2 Sleep!! But instead of going for the pin, Punk locks in the Anaconda Vice! Danielson fights back, nailing the Dynamite Headbutt, then nails a Regal-plex! But that only gets a near fall! He then nails an underhook suplex pin, but Punk kicks out!! Punk goes for the GTS once more, but Danielson reverses it!!! Punk gets a leg on the ropes! The crowd starts to chant “This is Awesome! This is Awesome!!” Both men get near falls left and right! Finally, Punk gets the three count, ending what is sure to be a 5-star classic.
Results: CM Punk (c) d. Bryan Danielson in 17:09 after an Arm Slam
And CM Punk retains in what is surely to be the match of the night!!
*The Southern Trio of Hansen, Williams, and Funk make their way out to the ring, as they wait for their opponents. Rated RKO makes their way out, walking halfway down the ramp, then stops. They smirk, as suddenly..............................*
OH MY GOD!!! IT'S RHINO!!! THE LAST REAL ECW WORLD CHAMPION!!! HE'S RATED RKO'S THIRD MAN!!!
Fourth Bout: Stan Hansen, Dr. Death Steve Williams, & Terry Funk v. Rated RKO & Rhino
All 6 men pound away on each other, as the action gets extremely hardcore. Funk tries to get Rhino to tap to the Spinning Toe Hold, but Edge comes in to break it up. Edge tags back in and goes back and forth with Funk. But Dr. Death tags in, and it’s all over for Edge.
Results: Stan Hansen, Steve Williams, & Terry Funk d. Rated RKO & Rhino in 23:58 after an Avalanche Hold
*Williams gets up, getting his hand raised in victory, but turns around and gets nailed with the GOOOOORE!! Hansen comes in, but gets nailed with an RKO!!! Funk tries to intervene, but Rhino nails him in the gut, and drops him with a Rhino Driver!! Rated RKO stand as they leave their opponents in heaps.*
The nWo............
Running roughshod over the FPEL since the Rebirth........
The Four Horsemen..........
Returning to fight the evil that is the nWo............
Tonight, one will survive..............
The other disbands.............
Fifth Bout: 8-man elimination tag: nWo v. Four Horsemen
Both teams make quick tags back and forth, trying not to be the team that falls behind man-wise early on. Akiyama gets busted open, but Chono gets nailed with THE MIST!! All four of the nWo pound on Akiyama, but Milano is the one that’s in, and he gets beat on by Muta and Norton. But the Horsemen still won’t go away. Minoru’s the first one to be eliminated, tapping out to Muta’s fork of doom.
1st Elimination: Minoru at 31:27 by Muta
Akiyama comes and looks to finish off Muta, but is surprised with Minoru comes in and nails Akiyama with a kick to the head!! Muta then locks on an armbar, getting Akiyama to tap.
2nd Elimination: Akiyama at 34:31 by Muta
It’s down to Italian Ligerman to stand against the nWo. They battle valiantly against overwhelming odds. Liger and Muta continue to battle it out, but Muta finally gets the duke, leaving Milano on his own.
3rd Elimination: Liger at 44:33 by Muta
Milano fights bravely, but in the end, it’s all for naught as Muta hits a Mutasault to end the Four Horsemen.
4th Elimination: Milano at 46:49 by Muta
Results: nWo d. Four Horsemen
It's over. I can't believe this is how it ends. The Four Horsemen was our best line of defense against the madness of the nWo. Now they're gone. Akiyama's gone. Who will stop their reign of terror now?
Sixth Bout: Hell’s Angels Tag Team Championship: Akira Taue & Giant Baba (c) v. Leonardo Spanky & HG
The dancing duo surprise the champs, using their quickness to slow down the twin towers. Baba starts to wear down Spanky, but Spanky keeps coming back at him, until Taue tags in and nails the ORE GA TAUE!! Baba tags back in, but Spanky goes right back at him. Then, as Taue lays on the mat, Spanky nails Baba with the Sliced Bread #2!!! He goes for the pin and gets it!!!! The Dancing Duo upset the Twin Towers!!
Results: Leonardo Spanky & HG d. Akira Taue & Giant Baba (c) in 31:40 after a Sliced Bread #2
*Spanky looks on, shocked, as HG dances around, Mills handing them the titles as he raises their hands in victory!*
And David has slayed Goliath here, as Spanky and HG are the new Hell's Angels Tag Team Champions!!!
Main Event: Samurai Tiger World Championship: The Rock (c) v. Kane
Kane dismantles the Rock early on, but the People’s Champion keeps fighting back, even against overwhelming odds in the form of the Big Red Machine. But out of nowhere, Rock nails the Rock Bottom!! He follows it up with the People’s Elbow! But Kane keeps coming back, nailing the Rock with chokeslam after chokeslam! But The Rock continues to fight back, rolling up Kane after an Elbow Drop and getting the three count!
Results: The Rock (c) d. Kane in 18:17 after an Impact Elbow
The Rock has shocked everyone here, defeating Kane, and retaining the Samurai Tiger World Championship tonight! That's it for tonight's show! For Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, this is Joey Styles saying good night!
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Lupin the Third
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I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jan 25, 2010 22:19:35 GMT -5
*Cage slowly walks down to the ring, slapping his chest, pointing to the fans, as he gets in the ring. He looks around as he grabs a mic.*
You know, I could come out here, lay it on The Rock and Joey Ryan. Yes, I beat Joey Ryan. Quite easily actually. I could also crack wise on The Rock's new crapper of a movie, Tooth Fairy. Hell, I could come out and say why I should be the no. 1 contender for the Samurai Tiger World Championship. But I'm not going to.
I'm here to talk about the FPEL as a whole. It's no secret that the place has calmed down quite a bit. There are many theories on why. The competition has gotten stale, the fans have grown tired of it already, the list goes on.
But I blame only one group that has poisoned the FPEL.
The nWo.
Because of all the crap this group of thugs has placed, the FPEL has become a shell of its former self. People randomly attacked. Teams disbanded. Careers ended.
I am here to say that this has to end NOW. I don't care how it's done, but I am going to end this disease once and for all. You have destroyed the FPEL long enough. Now, it's time for me, Captain Charisma, the Instant Classic, to finish what the Four Horsemen started. I will destroy the nWo once and for all.
BECAUSE THAT'S.......................How I roll.
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