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Post by Lupin the Third on Jul 10, 2009 10:17:41 GMT -5
Old thread, 30 pages, yadda yadda.Champions: Samurai Tiger World Championship: The Rock, 4th Champion - TTS (12/8/09)Bruiser Brody, 3rd Champion - Amigo (10/5/09-12/8/09) Mike Awesome, 2nd Champion - TTS (8/23/09-10/5/09) Keiji Mutoh, 1st Champion - The Tank (5/2/09-8/23/09) Xtreme Hybrid Championship: Masahiro Chono, 5th Champion - Tank (11/10/09)Shawn Michaels, 4th Champion - CP Munk (8/23/09-11/10/09) Yoshihiro Takayama, 3rd Champion - Amigo (6/12/09-8/23/09) "The American Dragon" Bryan Danielson, 2nd Champion - Scott Hall's Drunk Driver (5/2/09-6/12/09) Antonio Inoki, 1st Champion - PKSandman (4/16/09-5/2/09) Hell's Angels Tag Team Championship: Leonardo Spanky & HG - Mike CorrellAkira Taue & Giant Baba, 4th Champions - chiefdom & PKSandman (8/23/09-1/12/10) Second City Saints, 3rd Champions - wordlifeecw (7/29/09-8/23/09) Tanaka & Bruiser Brody, 2nd Champions - Amigo (5/28/09-7/29/09) Diamond Dallas Page & Kane, 1st Champions - Speed Racer & MadHackrViper (5/2/09-5/28/09) Jr. Pac-ManWeight Championship: CM Punk, 10th Champion - Evil M (12/8/09)Joey Ryan, 9th Champion - Evil M (11/10/09-12/8/09) Delirious, 8th Champion - Michael Hayden (10/5/09-11/10/09) Joey Ryan, 7th Champion - Evil M (8/23/09-10/5/09) Disco Inferno, 6th Champion - TTS (7/29/09-8/23/09) Matt Sydal, 5th Champion - PKSandman (5/28/09-7/29/09) Chris Jericho, 4th Champion - Chainsaw (5/22/09-5/28/09) Alex Shelley, 3rd Champion - MadHackrViper (5/22/09-5/22/09) Kishin Liger, 2nd Champion - Tea & Crumpets (5/2/09-5/22/09) Mistico, 1st Champion - Chainsaw (4/9/09-5/2/09) Speed Racer- Christian Cage, Toshiaki Kawada Tank- Keiji Mutoh/Great Muta, Masahiro Chono, Edge Tea & Crumpets- Milano Collection AT, Jushin Liger/Kishin Liger PKSandman- Antonio Inoki, Evan Bourne/Matt Sydal, Giant Baba Chainsaw - Mistico, Chris Jericho Amigo- Minoru Tanaka, Yoshihiro Takayama, Bruiser Brody Evil Masked wordlifeecw- CM Punk, Matt Classic/Colt Cabana, Joey Ryan Scott Hall's Drunk Driver- Scott Hall, Bryan Danielson TTS- The Rock, The Undertaker, Mike Awesome MadHackrViper- Alex Shelley, Kane Square- KENTA, Marufuji Sweet & Sour- Vader chiefdom- Akira Taue, Goldberg Mike Corrall - Delirious, Leonardo Spanky, HG CP Munk- Shawn Micheals, CIMA, Rikidozan tfmcmg- Stan Hansen, Terry Funk, Dr. Death Steve Williams Angus Mcloud- Gary Albright, Dynamite Kid Tag Teams Italian Ligerman Tanaka & Bruiser Brody CM Punk & Akira Taue The Rock & Mike Awesome Disco Inferno & Leonardo Spanky Second City Saints (CM Punk & Colt Cabana) Fashion Gurus (Milano Collection AT & HG) Masahiro Chono & Hiroyoshi Tenzan Stables nWo Japan 2K9 (Keiji Mutoh, Satoshi Kojima, Masahiro Chono, Hiroyoshi Tenzan, Scott Norton) The Dance Club (Leonardo Spanky, Colt Cabana, HG)
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Post by The Tank on Jul 10, 2009 12:27:58 GMT -5
A few random questions:
1. Why isn't there a stable list?
2. Why isn't ChoTen/Team Wolf listed under the tag teams? They've been teaming here (In this incarnation of FPEL) longer than every team listed after Tanaka and Brody.
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Post by The Tank on Jul 10, 2009 13:01:16 GMT -5
*The crew enters the nWo Japan locker room, where Keiji Mutoh and Masa Chono are arguing.*
I am the leader of this group!!!
And?!? I haven't tried to argue that! Although I'm starting to think I should be! I led this group before you did! Hell, I founded it!!!
Unlike you, I'm content to LET you be the World Champion while Hiroyoshi and I go for the Tag Team Titles. But, if you're not going to assist us...
Oh, I apologize for being concerned over MY WORLD TITLE!!!
YOU, YOU, YOU!!! THAT'S ALL YOU CARE ABOUT!!!
THE ONLY WAY WE'LL CONTINUE TO CONTROL THIS COMPANY IS IF I KEEP THIS BELT!!!
*Mutoh and Chono continue to yell at each other. Scott Norton stands up in the background.*
Norton: Alright, SHUT UP!!!
Listen to you two! You know who you sound like? Huh?!?
*Norton walks over to Mutoh.*
Norton: You sound just like Hulk Hogan. And you!
*Norton turns to Chono.*
Norton: You sound like Kevin Nash.
Look, you two may not have been around for the fall of the American group, but I was. I was there when it happened. And you wanna know why it happened?
Because of arrogant jackasses putting egos over the needs of THE GROUP!!!
*The group silently considers these words.*
But.........you two are better than that.
Come on, guys. You two have more years as World Champions together than some guys have years in the business period.
The two of you DEFINE legend. Everybody knows that you two would get along just fine here on your own.
And you know, you KNOW, that we're good alone. You KNOW that we'd manage on our own. Me and Kojima and Tenzan would get along just fine if you two blow up. But what's the point of that?
Together, the five of us are unstoppable. We'll own this company for the rest of our careers.
So, don't let your egos kill this group.
*Mutoh and Chono consider Norton's speech.*
......he's right. We've been doing this for twenty-five years. And we're acting like children. Like rookies.
Alright, this is finished.
DiBiase, Austin, whoever is in charge these days.........we demand an opportunity at the Hell's Angels Tag Team Championships.
As for him...
*Mutoh points to Norton.*
I'd say he deserves a reward of some kind.
Norton: Oh, that's unnecessary. How about this?
*Norton whispers something in Mutoh's ear, who grins a small, evil grin.*
On the next Unleashed, Scott Norton will have a match......against Bryan Danielson.
As for Kojima, well.........no one seems to be focusing on the Xtreme Hybrid Championship. So...give him a non-title match against the champion.
And if you do not meet these demands...
*The screen becomes all static-y and nWo...y.*
...then you face the full force of our wrath.
*The screen goes full static before cutting off.*
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2009 13:53:11 GMT -5
Ya see the Rock is angry First he gets ripped off by that little Pissant Mil Mascaras THE ROCK BEAT HIM AND TOOK HIS MASK BUT HE HAD MORE MASKS!??! THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!
So the Rock?!? He got himself some back up for him and Awesome And when Rock needs back up?! He looks to the Family to a man so Close The Rock thinks of him as a Nephew
Rock, just leave it to King of Perverted, The Sultan of Sleaze, The American Woman's Worst Nightmare, Joey Magnum Ryan!
*Ryan waves Mil Mascaras's mask around*
Ya see that's good your making Your Uncle Rocky proud there We've got only two more ants to go and there easy pickings
Cause after we beat em? We're going out to celebrate and the way The Rock celebrates? We're going out to an all you can eat Pie Buffet
Well, Rock. I love pie. And since the ladies will be kind enough to give us their pie, it's only right that I share my streudel with every single lady we meet!
And by streudel, I mean my penis.
Damn right and ya see we've got two ants left and a certain Pain in the ass Mascaras to handle Next Week It'll be me,Awesome and Joey vs. Green and Carpenter Ant along with Mascaras Anything you wanna add?
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Lupin the Third
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jul 10, 2009 13:58:33 GMT -5
A few random questions: 1. Why isn't there a stable list? 2. Why isn't ChoTen/Team Wolf listed under the tag teams? They've been teaming here (In this incarnation of FPEL) longer than every team listed after Tanaka and Brody. And my answers: 1. I've been a little lazy to list stables, but consider it fixed. 2. As for this question, allow Richard Nixon to answer it for you. Um, you'll have to excuse Nixon, he seems to be having other issues at the moment.
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Post by The Tank on Jul 10, 2009 14:05:57 GMT -5
A few random questions: 1. Why isn't there a stable list? 2. Why isn't ChoTen/Team Wolf listed under the tag teams? They've been teaming here (In this incarnation of FPEL) longer than every team listed after Tanaka and Brody. And my answers: 1. I've been a little lazy to list stables, but consider it fixed. 2. As for this question, allow Richard Nixon to answer it for you. Um, you'll have to excuse Nixon, he seems to be having other issues at the moment. Oh, come on, Mr. Nixon! I'm appealing to your sense of decency! *Richard Nixon and the entire FPEL roster including me bursts out laughing.* Okay, but seriously.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2009 14:08:16 GMT -5
The Disco Inferno challenges CIMA
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Jul 10, 2009 14:46:22 GMT -5
*cut to what appears to be the exterior of a fashion expo. Milano is stood on the street in full ring gear. His entrance music cues up over a boombox that is quickly pulled off screen by Fuji.* Milano: Hello…..And welcome…..to….Milano’s…..Filre Plo………FASHION HOUR!!!*Milano poses as a flurry of streamers fly onto him and canned cheers sound,. The music dies out.* Milano: With youlr numbelr 1 Fashion Gulu in Lestling, Milano Collection AT. Filst, I feel it is impoltant to addles the glave, the tlagic, the flightful, death of the most dominant supelr helo in spolts entertainment, Supelr Milano. Tluly he was taken before his time. I call upon lesident comic and supelrhelo expelt, my team mate Jushin Ligelr, to discuss the mattelr fulthelr.*Liger walks on, albeit reluctantly as always.* Liger: Uh…yes. He was….pretty alright. Sad loss.Milano: Now, Jushin, would you not aglee that Super Milano’s passing was unfit folr a helo, a comic book extlaoldinailre, of his nature? Does he not deselve something glander?Liger: Oh yeah, absolutely, he got killed off worse than Captain America and don’t even get me started on tha-I mean uh…….*bored again* sure.Milano: That is why I, and some fliends...*He points at Liger who cringes* Milano: have taken the time to ploduce this one off video, The Adventures of Supelr Milano And Co, to give the masked malvel a fitting sendoff*the camera cuts out to a montage of fast shots of Super Milano in wrestling action, with several random comic book panels from assorted comics thrown in. A graphic comes up in big multicoloured letters saying “The Adventures of Super Milano And Company”. The camera then cuts to Milano, back in his Super Milano gear, stood in a city centre. He starts walking down the street, greeting “passers-by” in the form of the other Horsemen.* Super Milano: Hello thelre, just your fliendly neighboulhood Supelr Milano out taking a walk!*Mr Fuji walks past Milano, smiling, only to be suddenly ambushed by a thug in the form of Minoru in a tracksuit. Milano turns round.* Milano: You! Stop light thelre!!*Minoru goes to punch Milano, who blocks, and punches Minoru with an accompanying gong sound effect. Minoru is sent “flying” back into a wall. He gets back up and Milano then grabs him by the collar.* Milano: Time to take out……THE TLASH!*Milano and Minoru spin round in a circle, a cartoon whirlwhind appearing on screen, until Milano lets go and Minoru again is sent “flying”. A ground-level camera shows him soaring over the lens, and cuts to him lying on the far side of the street. He gets up and runs away. Milano helps Fuji up.* Fuji: Thank you Super Milano!Milano: Oh…its all in a day’s wolk folr a Supelrpowelred Fashion Gulu.*Jun Akiyama, dressed in a Japanese schoolboy uniform and looking thoroughly annoyed, walks over to Milano.* Akiyama *in a Kif-esque monotone*: Super Milano….Can I have your…*sigh*….autograph.Milano: Why celtainly young man!*Jushin Liger then walks on screen, equally embarrassed.* Liger: Oh no. Did you just say “Young Man”?*Cut to dramatic zoom shots on each of Milano, Akiyama, Liger, and Fuji’s faces. Evil laughter is heard off screen.* Milano: No! Not-*Cut to Hard Gay, with dramatic music cue and thunderbolt sound effect* Hard Gay: Yes! It is me, Haddo Gay!!!!* this music then cues up, as a Western-styel standoff occurs. Closeup on Milano and HG's eyes, then we see slow zooming shots of both Milano and Hard Gay yelling loudly and running.* Milano: Falc-I mean…Fashion Punch!!*Milano punches Hard Gay, another gong sound and Hard Gay staggers backwards, about 10 feet.* Hard Gay: Haddo Thrust!!!!*Hard Gay runs back to Milano, and performs a pelvic thrust. Cartoon waves “hit” Milano and he flies backwards, through a cardboard brick wall.* Hard Gay: Ha! Ha! HA! You are no match for HG Power! FOOOOO!*Milano slowly gets up, until suddenly roaring as Dragonball-Z style power up sound effects play.* Milano: Supelr Milano Fashion Folrce Activate!!!*Milano and Hard Gay have a another slow-zoom staredown, and are suddenly on a rooftop for no apparent reason. The camera goes into slow motion. They again charge at each other, and Milano tackles Hard Gay. The 2 stagger toward the edge of the rooftop, with plenty of gratuitous screaming, and then fall off the roof, and quite clearly land on a crashmat not 3 feet below.* Liger & Akiyama *both thoroughly apathetic*: Super Milano, no.*The camera cuts to Milano, arms locked around Hard Gay, “falling” down a quite blatantly superimposed building side in slow motion. The pavement comes into view, and then a stock atom bomb explosion is suddenly shown. The camera then cuts to a mass of smoke, smoke machine not quite out of view. Liger, Fuji, Akiyama, and Minoru (now dressed as a different passer-by) all run to the edge of the smoke. Minoru drops to his knees.* Minoru: SUPER MILANO!!! WHY?*Milano Collection AT, in his normal ring gear with some black soot on him, staggers out of the smoke.* Milano: I’m solly…..I’m solly….Supelr Milano is gone…..The Panache & Pizzazz Powelrs are no molre…Fuji: So…Milano: Yes. I! I, Milano Collecction AT! I was Supelr Milano.*a series of stock-footage shocked expressions play on the screen* Milano: But Supelr Milano is gone. Howevelr….*He kneels down next to Schoolbboy Akiyama, even though Akiyama has made no effort to reduce his stature, so Milano is about waist level with him.* Milano: Supelr Milano will live on. He’ll be light helre….*He reaches up and prods Akiyama’s chest with a false light-up fingertip. “The End” then comes up on screen, and we cut back to Milano outside the expo.* Milano: So thelre you have it! Farewell, Supelr Milano, we haldly knew ye, though we did know that you welre extlemely stylish. That’s all we have time folr this week, join me next week as a vely special, and vely…..Halrd, individual, joins me as co-host and intelviewee!! Until then, this is Numbelr 1 Fashion Gulu Milano Collection At signing off, and a good shopping to you all!!*The video ends*
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Post by The Tank on Jul 10, 2009 14:49:00 GMT -5
.........................I missed Fashion Hour so much.
Epic work as always.
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Lupin the Third
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jul 10, 2009 14:58:15 GMT -5
I am laughing too hard at that. I can vision Liger and Akiyama's apathy throughout the whole thing.
Excellent work. Plus, a funny cheap shot at the death of Captain America.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2009 16:26:40 GMT -5
I laughed at most of that but feel I missed quite a bit of the references
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Jul 10, 2009 16:28:58 GMT -5
Tons of references to all sorts of stuff. The old Adam West Batman with the bad effects, Power Rangers/Super Sentai, Dragonball Z, bits of videogames/anything where people yell moves, and of course ET.
Its just the spur of the moment randomness from my slightly odd mind. Doesn't always make full referential sense.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jul 10, 2009 22:42:27 GMT -5
SUPER MILANO!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2009 23:05:54 GMT -5
SUPER MILANO!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! He's in the Rock's display case now
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Post by Deleted on Jul 12, 2009 11:44:33 GMT -5
Do we still do the Live or House show events?
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Jul 12, 2009 12:26:35 GMT -5
Thats a good question. All been a bit quiet here last couple days.
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Lupin the Third
Patti Mayonnaise
I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jul 12, 2009 15:02:51 GMT -5
I kinda just used the house shows to get the round robin moving faster without having to make up an entire show.
Should have another FPEL Unleashed up sometime this week, then the pay-per-view this weekend.
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Post by The Tank on Jul 12, 2009 15:59:29 GMT -5
So have the nWo's demands been met?
Or are we going to have to, as you Americans say, "wreck some fools"?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 12, 2009 18:10:58 GMT -5
So have the nWo's demands been met? Or are we going to have to, as you Americans say, "wreck some fools"? Hall and Nash aren't even here anymore silly
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Lupin the Third
Patti Mayonnaise
I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jul 12, 2009 20:27:40 GMT -5
So have the nWo's demands been met? Or are we going to have to, as you Americans say, "wreck some fools"? Hall and Nash aren't even here anymore silly Hall's still here. Nash was here earlier, but he blew his quad out reading a magazine.
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