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Post by The Tank on Jul 18, 2009 19:11:13 GMT -5
MILANO POWER BABY. The Fashion Gurus are so getting the tag team titles. And we will look absolutely FABULOUS. And then you jokers will be crushed by the greatest tag team in history, ChoTen. So enjoy your short reign.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2009 19:13:19 GMT -5
MILANO POWER BABY. The Fashion Gurus are so getting the tag team titles. And we will look absolutely FABULOUS. The greatest tag team in history Team 3D isn't in this League Silly
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Post by The Tank on Jul 18, 2009 19:35:48 GMT -5
The greatest tag team in history Team 3D isn't in this League Silly The greatest tag team in the business isn't measured by tag title reigns. And ChoTen will prove that on the next Unleashed when they face The Dudley Boyz/Team 3D.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2009 19:40:12 GMT -5
Team 3D isn't in this League Silly The greatest tag team in the business isn't measured by tag title reigns. And ChoTen will prove that on the next Unleashed when they face The Dudley Boyz/Team 3D. Your right ya Jabroni its measured in acheivements and lets see what The Rock has
Six Masks in his Collection case 4 Ants 1 Joke and a Legend as well
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Post by The Tank on Jul 18, 2009 19:43:44 GMT -5
The greatest tag team in the business isn't measured by tag title reigns. And ChoTen will prove that on the next Unleashed when they face The Dudley Boyz/Team 3D. Your right ya Jabroni its measured in acheivements and lets see what The Rock has
Six Masks in his Collection case 4 Ants 1 Joke and a Legend as wellI still don't understand that one. You've got The Rock going after a bunch of ants. Meanwhile, you're trying to make Disco Inferno a World Title contender.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2009 19:47:42 GMT -5
Your right ya Jabroni its measured in acheivements and lets see what The Rock has
Six Masks in his Collection case 4 Ants 1 Joke and a Legend as well I still don't understand that one. You've got The Rock going after a bunch of ants. Meanwhile, you're trying to make Disco Inferno a World Title contender. The Rock does what The Rock wants ya Jabroni whether it's Pie Eatin',Jabroni Beatin or Mask Takin'
The Rock enjoys all of these things and can be paid for All of them but only two can be done on National TV
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jul 18, 2009 22:59:35 GMT -5
Team 3D isn't in this League Silly The greatest tag team in the business isn't measured by tag title reigns. And ChoTen will prove that on the next Unleashed when they face The Dudley Boyz/Team 3D. Well, if that's the case, find me a good pair of edits for Bubba and D-Von, Tank. I prefer Dudley Boyz over Team 3D.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jul 19, 2009 16:26:47 GMT -5
*A video begins, we can hear the show's theme in the background.* Bryan Danielson..........
"The American Dragon".........
Keiji Mutoh...........
The Samurai Tiger World Champion...........
They will collide...........
Stone Cold Steve Austin............
"The Rattlesnake".............
Ted DiBiase...........
"The Million Dollar Man"..............
One walks away as the Commissioner.............
The other just walks away..............
Diamond Dallas Page............
Kane...............
Former Tag Team Champions............
Now, Bloody Enemies...........
Who will walk away with titles?
Who will survive?
Find out.
Today, on.......
FPEL: STAIRWAY TO HEAVENWelcome, wrestling fans, to FPEL Stairway to Heaven! Joey Styles here, alongside me Bobby "The Brain" Heenan! Brain, we've got an awesome show today!Yes we do! The Commissioner's position is on the line, as Stone Cold Steve Austin takes on his former teacher, "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase!And will today be the day that Bryan Danielson will become a world champion once again?! We'll find out as he takes on the reigning champion Keiji Mutoh!Opening Bout: Jun Akiyama & Minoru v. Masahiro Chono & Hiroyoshi Tenzan Akiyama and Chono start things off, with Chono gaining the advantage. But Minoru tags in, and starts to go after Chono, who tags in Tenzan to get a breather. Tenzan starts off strong, but Minoru comes right back, with his deadly kicks. They fight back and forth before Akiyama tags back in. Then, all four brawl on the outside, with Akiyama nailing Tenzan with an EXPLODAAAAAAH!! Chono tags back in and they continue to go at it. Chono hits the Kenka kick, but Minoru breaks up the count. Akiyama then nails Chono with an EXPLODAAAAAAH!! But Chono pops up and nails a Kenka kick, both men down! They continue to fight until Minoru tags back in! They continue to fight back and forth with both men getting near falls. Then Chono locks in the STF, and Minoru taps.Results: Masahiro Chono & Hiroyoshi Tenzan d. Jun Akiyama & Minoru in 25:53 after an STF*Chono and Tenzan walk back up the ramp, celebrating as Akiyama looks on, tending to his fellow Horseman.* And Chono and Tenzan continue to wage war on the Horsemen, making Minoru tap out to the STF!It just seems the nWo Japan is getting stronger, but I wouldn't count out Akiyama and his crew!Second Bout: The Rock v. Green AntGreen Ant goes right after The Rock, frustrating the Rock early on. But the Rock slowly starts to come back. The Rock nails Green Ant with a German, but Green Ant kicks out! He comes right back with a Hurricanrana, but The Rock kicks out! They continue to go back and forth, until the Rock beats the last Ant with a suplex.Results: The Rock d. Green Ant in 12:09 after a Suplex*The Rock stands over the fallen ant, tearing off his mask and holding it high in the air.* I hope this man is happy. He has destroyed the careers of a few good men just to satisfy his overinflated ego!Look at it this way, Joey. He got rid of our bug problem!It's still not right, Brain!Third Bout: Jr. Pac-ManWeight Championship: Matt Sydal (c) v. Alex Shelley v. Leonardo Spanky v. Jushin LigerAll four men pound away on each other, no one really gaining much of an advantage. Lots of double team moves as well. Sydal nails Spanky with the Volcano Eruption, getting a near fall. It’s fast paced back and forth, with no one really gaining much of an advantage. And it’s over just like that, with Matt Sydal retaining the crown after pinning Spanky.Results: Matt Sydal (c) d. Leonardo Spanky, Alex Shelley, and Jushin Liger in 16:02 after a Volcano EruptionMatt Sydal is possibly the greatest cruiserweight in the FPEL at the moment. You put him in any sort of match, he comes out victorious and still the champion!The man is gold, Joey. You think you have him beat, and he just surprises you.Fourth Bout: Hell’s Angels Tag Team Championship: Tanaka & Bruiser Brody (c) v. The Fashion GurusHG and Tanaka start things off, with HG getting the better early on. But Tanaka starts coming back on him. Milano tags in and goes right after Tanaka. They go back and forth until Brody finally tags in. But Milano doesn’t let the bigger size of Brody scare him. HG tags in and tries to go after Brody, but Brody uses his size and insanity to gain an advantage. Then Brody nails his running Knee Drop. But Milano comes in and breaks it up before the three. Brody continues to dominate HG, but misses a top rope leg drop, and that gives HG the opportunity to tag in Milano. Brody pounds Milano with a few Knee Drops, but it saps his energy, not giving him the opportunity to take out Milano. HG and Brody brawl on the outside while Milano and Tanaka brawl on the inside. HG embarrasses Brody with a Danshoku Driver onto a steel chair. Soon, Tanaka tags back in and nails a Fisherman Buster! HG isn’t able to break it up in time, and the champs retain!Results: Tanaka & Bruiser Brody (c) d. The Fashion Gurus in 19:40 after a Fisherman BusterAnd once again, the power of Brody with the quickness of Tanaka are able to take down another team, leaving them still the tag team champions. Folks, let's take a look back at the history between these next two men, who are going one on one for the first time ever.*We see a highlight of the history in the FPEL between Kane and DDP, from the formation of the tag team, to them winning the tag team titles. Then, we see them losing the belts, and Kane getting thrown into the flaming dumpster by Raven and his goons. Then, we see the return of Kane, but he turns on his former partner, drilling him with a chokeslam.* Fifth Bout: Diamond Dallas Page v. KaneFormer partners collide here. DDP gains an advantage, flipping up Kane and nailing the Diamond Cutter! Both men continue to pound away back and forth. Both begin to brawl on the outside. Kane tries a chokeslam, but DDP nails a low blow. They fight back and forth, but Kane overpowers DDP for the win.Results: Kane d. Diamond Dallas Page in 11:13 after a Body SlamAnd Kane takes the first win in what will probably become a long, bloody feud between the two.Sixth Bout: Xtreme Hybrid Championship: Yoshihiro Takayama (c) v. Nobuhiko TakadaTakayama starts strong against Takada, wearing him down with knee strikes and leg submissions. Takada comes back with a few submissions, but Takayama continues to dominate. Takayama nails a German Suplex, but Takada kicks out at the last moment! Takada keeps going back to the armbar, but it doesn’t seem to wear down the giant too much. Takayama keeps nailing the Backdrop Driver on Takada, wearing him more and more. Takada keeps going for the submission win, but he’s always too close to the ropes. Then Takada surprises Takayama, nailing a pair of Backdrop Drivers!! Then he nails another one! You can hear the crowd chanting, “THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!” Takayama nails the German, and he retains, finally taking down his old rival.Results: Yoshihiro Takayama (c) d. Nobuhiko Takada in 18:26 after a German Suplex*Takayama helps his rival up, as the crowd cheers them both. Takayama slings the belt on shoulder, then extends a hand to Takada. Takada looks around at the crowd, then takes it, crowd cheering all along.* A handshake after a great battle between two rivals. This is what the FPEL is all about!Seventh Bout: Stone Cold Steve Austin v. “Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiaseAustin and DiBiase fight back and forth, trying to gain momentum. Austin trying a German Suplex, surprisingly, while DiBiase uses submission wrestling. Austin gets a few near falls while DiBiase gets some as well. Austin tosses DiBiase to the outside so he can gain a breather. Then, they go back and it, back and forth. Austin doesn’t see Mutoh come down, blasting him in the face with the mist. Finally, DiBiase takes out Austin, regaining his post as Commissioner.Results: “Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase d. Stone Cold Steve Austin in 18:52 after a Turnbuckle Stampede*DiBiase and Mutoh celebrate up the ramp as Mills tends to Austin, still blinded from the mist.* Dammit! That bastard Mutoh cost Stone Cold the match and his job here! Now DiBiase is back under control as the commissioner!This is great! Mr. DiBiase can now get back to running this company smoothly!Eighth Bout: Fatal Four-Way Exploding Barbwire: Christian Cage v. CM Punk v. Mike Awesome v. Shawn MichaelsCage is the first to get zapped, thrown into the barbwire by Mike Awesome. Soon, all four are fighting back and forth, trying to gain an advantage. Then, Michaels is thrown into the barbwire by Cage and is busted open. During the match, CM Punk gets busted open as well. But it doesn’t stop the Straight-Edge Superstar. Soon, three of the four men are busted open. Shawn goes for the superkick, but Punk kicks out! Christian nails the Unprettier, but goes for more damage over the pin. Christian is soon busted open after a few trips into the barbwire as well. Punk nails the Go 2 Sleep, but can’t capitalize. Awesome nails his running Awesome Bomb on Cage, but Cage kicks out! Everyone’s going for the pin! It’s chaos and madness! And finally, Awesome ends it, with a TKO onto CM Punk.Results: Mike Awesome d. Christian Cage, CM Punk, and Shawn Michaels in 21:00 after a TKOAnd that treacherous turncoat Mike Awesome gains a shot at the Samurai Tiger Championship! Christian Cage lost his opportunity to gain a shot at Mutoh and......*Joey gets interrupted as the lights flicker while the men work on taking the barbwire off. Cage looks around as he walks up the ramp, until the arena becomes completely dark. Then................* OH MY GOD!! IT'S HIM!! THE ULTIMATE OPPORTUNIST!! EDGE HAS ARRIVED!!*Christian looks up the ramp, but doesn't see Edge come out of the crowd. He turns around and Edge drills him with a spear on the ramp!* Dammit! What the hell is this? Why is Edge attacking Christian Cage?! It doesn't make sense!!Ninth Bout: Disco Inferno v. CIMAQuick paced back and forth match between these two. Disco seems to gain more and more of an advantage. He gets a near-fall, but would’ve probably got the three count if he wouldn’t dance. They brawl a little bit on the outside, with CIMA hitting a facebuster. They get back in and Disco finishes off CIMA.Results: Disco Inferno d. CIMA in 11:36 after a Spine BusterDisco keeps dancing himself towards a possible title shot, taking down CIMA.*We see highlights of the last month or so feud going on between Mutoh and Danielson. The nWo Japan attacks Danielson, Danielson fires right back, with the help of the Four Horsemen.* Main Event: Samurai Tiger World Championship: Keiji Mutoh (c) v. Bryan DanielsonMutoh starts out quick against the Dragon. He nails the Mutohsault and the Shining Wizard 4 minutes into the match. But it doesn’t take down Danielson. Danielson keeps battling back, locking in a few submissions. Mutoh keeps pounding away on Danielson, but the Dragon keeps battling back, not going away quietly for Mutoh. Finally, Mutoh puts Danielson down for the three count.Results: Keiji Mutoh (c) d. Bryan Danielson in 12:27 after a MutohsaultDammit, Mutoh beat another young gun to keep his crown and reign alive! And oh great, here comes the rest of his goons and the new Commissioner DiBiase!*The nWo Japan and DiBiase come out to celebrate, but Lacey comes out and tells Mills something. Mills grabs a microphone.* Excuse me, DiBiase, but Lacey has told me something you might want to know. Apparently, the higher ups have decided to go in a different direction. They feel that it's time for change. So, while you and Austin were battling, they signed a new commissioner!*DiBiase and Mutoh start ranting and shouting, while the rest of the nWo Japan discuss this.* OH MY GOD! We have a new Commissioner! And it's not DiBiase! Then who is it?!?! Who have the higher ups chosen as the new Commissioner! We're out of time!! Good night everybody!!*A promo ends the show. We see Mickie and Lacey running along a sandy beach. They start splashing each other, until Mickie takes Lacey down with a hurricanrana. Then we see the title of the next Pay-Per-View.* FPEL
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2009 17:37:45 GMT -5
And Just like that The Rock has solved this places Bug Problem,Unmasked the Great Mil Mascaras and Made a Further Joke out of Milano but we're not done are we Mike?
No we're not Tonight I took down Christian Cage,CM Punk and Shawn Michaels just like I said I would They all fell to THE two most feared words in this company AWESOME BOMB!!! At Bash at The Beach those words hang over your head as well Mutoh I am a Force in this Company with my Muscle,Speed and Skill And the Rock's Brains,Charisma and Management Ya see The Rock? He likes to take things He's taken Masks for his collection *The Rock stands back to show the Case holding the Masks of All Five Ants,Mil Mascaras and Milano* But since you don't wear a Mask Mutoh? I'll just take that Title from around your waste......I'm sorry I meant Waist I always get those two confused when talking about our champiom The Rock sees he's rubbing off on you So While Awesome is dealing with Mr.Mutoh Now that The Rock has dealt with The Ants he wants to fill his case with a few more trophies for his Family So y'know what? The Rock thought about the one man who's escaped an Unmasking from The Rock Hayabusa The Rock was angry at Nephew Joey for messing that one up But The Rock bets Nephew Joey was even angrier about losing part of his hair So The Rock has an idea Hayabusa from what the Rock hears loves Competition So The Rock is gonna do his best Santa Impression and give him a Gift THE ROCK and Nephew Joey vs. Hayabusa with his mask on the line The Rock looks forward to adding to his collection with Mr. Mutoh's Belt and Hayabusa's mask Don't worry we'll leave you a Souvenier Mutoh You can have a Broken Neck to remember us by
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Post by The Tank on Jul 20, 2009 17:54:20 GMT -5
STILL WORLD CHAMP! STILL WORLD CHAMP! STILL WORLD CHAMP!
There may be words from Mutoh/Chono/nWo on the next Unleashed.
However, there WILL be words from my newest acquisition, Edge.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jul 20, 2009 20:34:49 GMT -5
Just send me what you want put in, Tank.
Also, the new commissioner has stated that The Rock will team up with Joey Ryan against Hayabusa and his partner............................TIGER MASK!
And there's a stipulation involved. If the Rock & Joey Ryan lose, then The Rock has to return all of the masks he took, and has to be shaved bald.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jul 20, 2009 20:43:56 GMT -5
And for those asking, here's the next lineup for FPEL Unleashed:
CM Punk v. Yoshihiro Takayama
Low-Ki & CIMA v. Shawn Michaels & Alex Shelley
Disco Inferno's World Champion Challenge
The Rock & Joey Ryan v. Hayabusa & Tiger Mask
Minoru & Jushin Liger v. Satoshi Kojima & Scott Norton
Masahiro Chono & Hiroyoshi Tenzan v. The Dudley Boys
Mike Awesome & Christian Cage v. Keiji Mutoh & Edge
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2009 20:43:46 GMT -5
Just send me what you want put in, Tank. Also, the new commissioner has stated that The Rock will team up with Joey Ryan against Hayabusa and his partner............................TIGER MASK! And there's a stipulation involved. If the Rock & Joey Ryan lose, then The Rock has to return all of the masks he took, and has to be shaved bald. ................Well then what do Rock and Joey get if Tiger and Hayabusa lose?
Rock and Ryan are risking 7 Masks Tiger and Haya are risking a grand total of one
Lopsided much?
Y'know what? The Rock will take that but on one condition Haya and Tiger wanna risk 1 mask? So lets make it Fair
The Rock,Awesome and Ryan vs. Haya and Tiger if we win WE GET BOTH THERE MASKS!
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Post by The Tank on Jul 20, 2009 20:44:57 GMT -5
So, wait. Now Mike Awesome is getting a title shot?
Damnit, is this nWo/Four Horsemen feud EVER happening?!?
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jul 20, 2009 20:48:21 GMT -5
So, wait. Now Mike Awesome is getting a title shot? Damnit, is this nWo/Four Horsemen feud EVER happening?!? Um, look at the results of the Pay-Per-View. Awesome won the title shot. Plus, Hayabusa and Tiger Mask are putting both masks on the line against The Rock & Joey Ryan. Plus, I think the nWo Japan/Four Horsemen feud will happen, just as soon as everyone finds out who the commissioner is.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2009 20:54:12 GMT -5
So wait if Ryan takes the Pin Rock loses his masks and His Hair?
Seems a Bit Lopsided
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Post by The Tank on Jul 20, 2009 20:55:19 GMT -5
So, wait. Now Mike Awesome is getting a title shot? Damnit, is this nWo/Four Horsemen feud EVER happening?!? Um, look at the results of the Pay-Per-View. Awesome won the title shot. Plus, Hayabusa and Tiger Mask are putting both masks on the line against The Rock & Joey Ryan. Plus, I think the nWo Japan/Four Horsemen feud will happen, just as soon as everyone finds out who the commissioner is. That was for a title shot? Okay.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jul 20, 2009 20:56:57 GMT -5
So wait if Ryan takes the Pin Rock loses his masks and His Hair? Seems a Bit Lopsided Alright, if The Rock gets pinned, he has to lose it all. If Ryan gets pinned, umm.....hmmm......something embarrassing will happen to him.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2009 20:57:46 GMT -5
So wait if Ryan takes the Pin Rock loses his masks and His Hair? Seems a Bit Lopsided Alright, if The Rock gets pinned, he has to lose it all. If Ryan gets pinned, umm.....hmmm......something embarrassing will happen to him. He's already had his head shaved Are we gonna stick him up Vader's ass or something?
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Post by The Tank on Jul 20, 2009 20:59:57 GMT -5
So wait if Ryan takes the Pin Rock loses his masks and His Hair? Seems a Bit Lopsided Alright, if The Rock gets pinned, he has to lose it all. If Ryan gets pinned, umm.....hmmm......something embarrassing will happen to him. Steal his inhaler!
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