MCMGM
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Post by MCMGM on Aug 18, 2009 1:05:29 GMT -5
This is a thread for your favorite movie dubs. You know, when you see a R rated movie on a PG rated network and all your favorite lines are swapped with censored goodness.
Some of my favs:
Scarface: You get that scar from eating pineapple?
Repo Man: Flip You You Mother Flippers
Die Hard: Yippie-ky-yay, Mr. Falcon! (Who the hell is Mr. Falcon?)
Snakes on A Plane: I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!
The Big Lebowski: This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!
You?
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Aug 18, 2009 2:05:23 GMT -5
mallrats trailer
Jay: FLY FATSO FLY
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El Pollo Guerrera
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Aug 18, 2009 2:53:58 GMT -5
Not from an R movie on PG television, but from the actual movie (which was PG):
"Galaxy Quest", when Tim Allen and Sigourney Weaver are running to get to the Omega 13 and they stop at the choppers... the audio track has Sigourney saying "Screw that!" but her lips definately say something that started with an "F".
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Mr T L Wolf
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Aug 18, 2009 3:09:16 GMT -5
Die Hard With A Vengeance: Yippee-ki-yay melon farmer!
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Aug 18, 2009 3:14:08 GMT -5
When Australian networks censor movies they just mute the sound so it's like:
Pilot girl I Forget the name of: Apparently she saw a Alien once.
Hudson: Whoopie ....... Do! I'm impressed.
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Post by theryno665 on Aug 18, 2009 8:11:09 GMT -5
mallrats trailer Jay: FLY FATSO FLY "All it took was a fat KARATE PUNCH!" My favorite censored movie would have to be Grind. At one point, one of the guys has poop dumped on him and instead of saying "I'm covered in shit", he says "I'm covered in THINGS!" with the dubbed word sounded like it was spoken by someone completely different. Later on, someone else says "Man, I thought you had balls" but again was dubbed with "I thought you had THINGS!" So yelling out "THINGS!" has become an inside joke with my friends and I. |
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Post by TheDieselTrain on Aug 18, 2009 10:15:08 GMT -5
Ricochet had my favorite dub of all time.
Original:
Lying? You stupid macho f***
I cant believe i've been kissing your ass all these f***ing years and your such a s***head
You didnt kill his life or f*** his mind. You know what you did you pissed him off. You really f***ing pissed him off and now your f***ed!!!
TBS version:
Lying? You stupid macho fool
I cant believe i've been kissing your ass all these years and your such a fathead
You didnt kill his life or mess his mind. You know what you did you pissed him off. You really really pissed him off and now your finished!!!
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Post by evilbazz on Aug 18, 2009 10:19:34 GMT -5
robocop on itv1 in like 1992,
"get back here you bad mother crusher"
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Post by Will Has 'Til Five, Ref on Aug 18, 2009 13:14:08 GMT -5
In the original version of The 40 Year Old Virgin when Andy was with the drunk woman and she said, "I'm hungry. I want some f****** french toast." I saw it on USA recently and it was changed to "Denny's french toast". The USA version of 40YOV was odd because half the curses were dubbed over and the other half were muted like they didn't know which way to censor it so they decided to do both ways.
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Post by Cela on Aug 18, 2009 13:30:33 GMT -5
Braveheart during Stirling
The almighty says he can get me out of this mess, but as for you, you're finished.
Would have been ok with it, but the dub sounded like James Earl Jones.
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THE Baldy Kendrick
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Post by THE Baldy Kendrick on Aug 18, 2009 17:28:30 GMT -5
Snakes on A Plane: I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane! Thread over. |
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Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on Aug 18, 2009 20:19:32 GMT -5
"muddy funster"
it was either lethal weapon or die hard
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Aug 18, 2009 20:22:36 GMT -5
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theryno665
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Post by theryno665 on Aug 18, 2009 21:07:15 GMT -5
Also, any movie that replaces "f*** you" with "forget you".
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Post by CMPunkyBrewster on Aug 18, 2009 22:25:22 GMT -5
i was watching police academy once, and the sarge says "nobody f***s with me!"...so, they dub in "nobody plays with me!", which is ok, except it sounded like it had been spoken by the bastard offspring of satan and barry white.
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Aug 18, 2009 22:28:46 GMT -5
i was watching police academy once, and the sarge says "nobody f***s with me!"...so, they dub in "nobody plays with me!", which is ok, except it sounded like it had been spoken by the bastard offspring of satan and barry white. He actually says "nobody screws with me". Which is unbelievable that they dubbed it. |
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Post by default on Aug 18, 2009 23:56:39 GMT -5
Simon Pegg was on Conan talking about dubbing Hot Fuzz. They made him change "Jesus Christ!" so they tried to go with "Cheese and rice!". Apparently that was too close, so they went with "Peas and rice!".
Bender from Breakfast Club saying "Eat my socks" instead of "Eat my shorts"
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