mcstoklasa
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Post by mcstoklasa on Aug 20, 2009 17:23:25 GMT -5
This will probably be the single greatest action movie ever made. Its about a group of mercenaries that go to south america to overthrow a dictator, blah blah, plot isnt really important. Anyhow its written and directed by Mr Sly Stallone and stars:
Sly Stallone (of course), Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph f***ing Lundgren, Mickey Rourke, Eric Roberts, 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin, Randy Couture, Terry Crews, David Zayas and Charisma Carpenter.
Recently announced for a small role was Bruce Willis who will play Mr Church, a guy who hires the expendables and Arnold Schwarzenegger will cameo as a retired General. Awesomely, Sly, Arnie and Bruce will all share a scene.
For action fans this is surely one of the greatest casts EVER assembled!
So the question is, will you see this movie???
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Post by eJm on Aug 20, 2009 17:28:15 GMT -5
Dude, go back to that post and read it again.
Someone better give me a damn good reason NOT to see this film because I can't find one there.
All we need is Jackie Chan and a small cameo from Mr T and Chuck Norris and it'd be the greatest action film ever made.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Aug 20, 2009 17:33:54 GMT -5
It comes out April 22.
Thats my F'ing Birthday of course I'm seeing this.
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Post by theryno665 on Aug 20, 2009 18:53:23 GMT -5
Anyone who doesn't see this will have to revoke their Man Card.
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Post by Parrish on Aug 20, 2009 18:56:55 GMT -5
I thought this would be awesome way before i read your post and found out that Bruce Willis/Stallone/ Arnold would all share a scene....that will make this movie the single greatest piece of film EVER!
Hell why didn't Stallone throw in Van Damme, Steven Segal and Chuck Norris in there while he was at it
This movie better be BLOODY
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Post by Bravo Echo November on Aug 20, 2009 19:01:05 GMT -5
I thought this would be awesome way before i read your post and found out that Bruce Willis/Stallone/ Arnold would all share a scene....that will make this movie the single greatest piece of film EVER! Hell why didn't Stallone throw in Van Damme, Steven Segal and Chuck Norris in there while he was at it This movie better be BLOODY Van Damme was supposed to be in this film but he turned it down (shame too). |
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Post by mcstoklasa on Aug 20, 2009 19:07:06 GMT -5
Seagal also turned it down because he hates the producer (Avi Lerner)
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Post by BK From WV on Aug 20, 2009 19:25:46 GMT -5
No. The only guys I like in that cast are Bruce who's only doing a small role and Terry Crews. The only Stallone movies I like are the first 2 Rockys,Demolition Man,and Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot(seriously). I haven't liked anything I've seen with Statham(even though The Bank Job or whatever it is called looks okay). Can't stand Dolph Lundgren. Not a Jet Li fan. As for Rourke,I liked Domino and The Wrestler and that's all I can think of. I honestly couldn't tell you anything Eric Roberts has done. I know who he is but I can't think of anything he's done. I didn't mind Austin in the ring but I wasn't a huge fan and I thought The Condemned was pretty bad. Don't care about Couture. Never even heard of the Zayas guy. As for Arnold,I liked True Lies and Kindergarten Cop. So there's the reason I won't see this movie. Bruce Willis' small role and Terry Crews doesn't make me want to pay 7 or 8 bucks to see it. I may catch it on one of the movie channels when it comes on but I'm not going out of my way to watch it.
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Post by Parrish on Aug 20, 2009 19:31:53 GMT -5
I see what Stallone was trying to do here, Nostalgia, get all the best action guys in one movie to see the best action movie ever.
Too bad Segal and Van Damme turned it down
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Post by Mayonnaise on Aug 20, 2009 19:34:15 GMT -5
If not in theaters, I'll probably rent it.
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Post by Soultastic on Aug 20, 2009 19:39:45 GMT -5
As repetitive as the whole "south-american dictatorship" thing is (why can't you fight a canadian dictatorship or something?), it still sounds awesome. I'll check it out.
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Aug 20, 2009 19:49:59 GMT -5
i think seagal and van damme are fools this will be awesome even if its pure cheese
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Post by theryno665 on Aug 20, 2009 20:39:28 GMT -5
i think seagal and van damme are fools this will be awesome even if its pure cheese Exactly. Both Seagal and Van Damme have fallen into straight-to-DVD obscurity and are stupid not to have taken part in what will surely be one of the greatest action movies ever. |
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Post by bob on Aug 20, 2009 23:09:21 GMT -5
I'll get it on DVD
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Aug 20, 2009 23:13:34 GMT -5
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Aug 20, 2009 23:15:41 GMT -5
If you don't see this movie...................then you're a Communist.
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Post by Mozenrath on Aug 20, 2009 23:16:14 GMT -5
Stallone's Expendables? Ohhh, every Rocky movie after the 3rd one, right?
Kidding aside, I pretty much have to see this. It'll either be a good popcorn film, or a magnificent failure. Either one, I'm on board.
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Post by BK From WV on Aug 20, 2009 23:20:42 GMT -5
If you don't see this movie...................then you're a Communist. I take offense to that.* *-Okay,I really don't. |
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Post by Real Folk Bruce on Aug 20, 2009 23:41:48 GMT -5
To me its the most anticipated film of the next year. Stallone has always been one of my favorite action stars, and his latest additions to the Rocky and Rambo franchises have been fantastic. I hope Expendables doesn't disappoint.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Aug 20, 2009 23:44:47 GMT -5
I can't wait to see this movie. I love me a good popcorn action flick, and this sounds right up my alley.
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