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Post by Topher is Human on Oct 13, 2009 9:20:25 GMT -5
*King Colt is once again seen in his locker room nursing his jaw after the second straight weeks of superkicks*
You'd think I'd be annoyed at that Above Average superkicked me yet again... But now I know why he's done what he's done, a little part of me can't help but smile. He's willing to do whatever he can to better himself, so now I know that Night of the Wrestling Zombies... the 2 out of 3 falls match will quite simply be the best match of our careers...
We've fought the best, we've beaten the best... we've become the best. However we have never faced eachother, and it seems he feels he needs to face me and will do what he can to beat me. I am a man of pride, and despite my new outlook on this, there is no way I'm going to let him get away with the recent cheap shots, I will do what I can to prove why I'm still the top, why I'm still the man, why I'm still the Story on Page One.
We have one more week before NOTWZ, and don't think for a second I'm going to let Above Average get another one over on me. The Story may be over, but MY Story is still being written, and I'm going to write it my way!
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Oct 13, 2009 9:30:38 GMT -5
Not to be a corporate suck-up, but I would like to commend our new CEO, Seth Drakin, on incorporating a new "family-friendly" axiom. It shall pave the way for a more respectable, etiquette-based wrestling promotion, instead of the garbage street fights that were of the past.
Another plus is we may finally be able to obtain actual wrestling fans, not hillbilly miscreants who cheer on every chair shot and blood.
With that in mind, I would like to assist our new CEO in his quest for a family-friendly organization, and issue a challenge to anybody in the back to a match against me next week on NiteRaw. I shall show our new CEO, and the effete boys in the locker room, what respectable wrestling looks like.
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Oct 13, 2009 9:59:15 GMT -5
A knock is heard at King Colt's door, after a brief pause DR Jackson lets himself in. Colt immediately stands up,
What the hell are you doing here, what do you want?
Neither enemy, nor friend... Sit down, I'm not here to start something. I'm here to offer something.
I'm not interested, get out of my locker room.
Not even gonna hear a brother out? I expect that the masses, I expect that from the fans and pretty much every other piece of slime in this building... But not from you, not from an honest and righteous "King". Now I see you're as pathetic as the rest of them...
King Colt gets up and gets right in the face of Jackson
What the hell is your problem? You know the fans are the very reason why we do what we do. And you're also badmouthing your co-workers, not a good way to get into this business, you'll just find yourself leaving it very early and very sore...
I would back down if I were you, and hear me out.
King Colt relluctantly sits down...
What on Earth could you ever offer me?
That's more like it. I've seen what's been happening to you lately, and I've started to notice a trend. The less people you have by your side, the weaker you become. It's gotten to the stage that you're very own partner has owned your punk ass week after week. So my offer is simply I take care of Above Average... and you make it up to me later down the line.
You stay out of this, this is between me and Above Average! If anyone is going to take care of him, it's me. I don't need you and I don't want you. Now get out.
Oh no, that's where you're wrong, you need me oh so much more than you think. And when you see what I'm capable of, you'll definately want my services. Don't think you don't need me.
We're one in the same, people like us need to bound together to back at those who wrong us.
King Colt springs to his feet.
I am NOTHING like you, I've seen you out there, you're nothing but a hateful bully. Picking on those powerless to stop you. How am I like you in any way?
DR Jackson points to King Colt's facial scar...
See that right there? That scar was at one stage so bad you had to hide behind a mask, and though now it's not as bad as it once was. It's still noticable, it still freaks the general public out. You're a freak, you're a minority.
And me, I grew up poor in West Philly. I'm the definition of a minority, of a freak.
The public knows this, and deep down they fear us. They think of us as lesser beings, outside of that ring they couldn't care less about you, infact... I'm sure they'd rather not think of you at all...
King Colt gets right in DR Jackson's face.
I am nothing like you, at all! Got that? These fans respect me, and more important I respect them. You're just a thug angry at the world, looking for excuses because you're too afraid to say "I'm wrong". I want nothing to do with you or your offer, stay out of mine and Above Average's business. It's our fight, our war to settle... not yours to pick pocket off of.
DR Jackson acts oddly calm.
So be it... If you ever need my services... Here's... my card...
DR Jackson hands over Colt a black tie, slightly torn with a few drops of blood on it.
What? What is this? This isn't... You didn't... What did you do to Above Average?
Neither enemy nor friend... Damn right.
Jackon leaves and King Colt goes back into deep thought.
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Post by Topher is Human on Oct 13, 2009 10:02:48 GMT -5
I would like to give DR Jackson his first proper match here for next weeks NiteRaw, I'll also write it up. However, after this he's on his own
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Oct 13, 2009 10:06:30 GMT -5
I accept, but yeah after this I'll stray away from King Colt's help and start my own fueds. Getting excited again haha
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Oct 13, 2009 10:46:44 GMT -5
I'm glad we got some new guys that like to promo a lot. Makes the fed better in my opinion when the new guys really get involved, that's what I tried to do when I joined and now I'm awesome
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 13, 2009 13:02:05 GMT -5
*Commissioner Jessica Morton is seen looking at her new office at WWCF HQ and smiling while Seth watches.*
Jessica: I do like what you did with my office, very soothing and better than that mish-mash of what TheSam used to have.
Seth: And it is right next to my office and their is an adjoining door.
Jessica: You do think of everything.
Seth: Yes, I do.
*Suddenly, a knock is heard from a door that leads to the hallway. Seth and Jessica smile.*
Seth: Our 2:00 appointment is here.
Jessica: Come in.
*The door opens as we see Fred G. Neric escorted by U.N. Owen and Mr. E.*
Fred: You really didn't need to have your security squad escort me to your office.
Jessica: You can never be too sure what would happen.
Seth: Anyway, you asked for our time and we are granting you it. Let's not waste time because I am a very busy man.
Fred: If you say so. I guess you have heard Jonathan Michaels will not be giving you the hardcore title.
Seth: It's a dissapointment that he is not willing to play ball with us. And I was willing to give him....
*Seth snaps his fingers and the two masked men that watch Seth and Jessica come in wheeling a crate. *
Seth: what I consider a worthy trade. But if he wants to play that way, so be it. Jessica?
Jessica: Yes, dear.
Seth: Also with the memo on words that are banned, add that I am willing to give the same compensation that I was willing to bestow upon Jonathan to get the Hardcore Title.
Jessica: I shall have my secretary get on that immediately.
Seth: Good....next question, Mr. Neric.
Fred: I guess you should know what alot of people are asking and that is why you want the Hardcore Title?
Jessica: You mean besides the fact that it is not family friendly!!
Fred: But you have matches that choose hardcore rules.
Jessica: That will change....
Fred: And what about the Chamber of Horrors match that Seth here will be the referee of? That is hardcore rules. You want to ban that as well. Hell, half of what pay per views are about will be gone.
Seth: Actually, you are completely missing the point. What I am sure Jessica meant to say is that......excuse me if I get on a rant here.
A famous character once said that if you are good at something, why do it for free. WWCF is good at building up matches that have hatred between two men. Why waste that on free television with such dribble as a hardcore match? If they want to see two guys who hate each other beat the hell out of each other, they can buy our pay per views. Pay pew views are kind of like waiver forms in that the viewer knows what they are getting before they watch the show so we can not get into any trouble if something offends them.
Also, wrestling should be pure and downgraded by such nonsense as thug mentalities. The Hardcore Title rewards those who live a lifestyle of sin and excess. Something that has killed many wrestlers in our world. Something that future generations should not live by. The Attitude era of wrestling spoiled our minds with television that is not right for the general public. Eliminating the Hardcore Title and replacing with something more pure will allow men to not destroy their lives over one moment.
I want to do things to better the future wrestlers who idolize us and will follow us into the future. I dont want those future wrestlers to have to look in the obituaries every day to even if someone they idolized is dead.
But not only are we bettering the product, but we are making a little money on the side with the pay per views. Why watch a ladder match on pay per view if you are going to see it on free television another week.
What seperates a leader from a follower is the decision making. A follower wants to do what is popular and doesnt care if it is right or wrong. A leader does what is right and doesnt care whether it is popular or unpopular. Popularity can get you so far in life until that day where you have to make one decision that is either right or wrong. I am a leader and I do what is right whether people like it now or not like it. Let history be the judge of everyone instead of letting the present be the judge.
Fred: Nice speech, but I dont buy a single word of it coming from you.
Jessica: Why you.....
*Seth stops Jessica from lunging at Fred. Seth then whistles and in comes Mr. E and U.N. Owen.*
Seth: You know, I was willing to allow you to feel good about yourself by telling me what was going on. But I guess I should not do that. I know what is going on. I know that Jonathan does not want to give me the belt and if he wants to play rough, he should know my past and know that I can play rough with the best of them. In fact, I have other ways besides putting a hit on someone to get what I need. I know people and I know people who make Jon and his girlfriend seem like nothing.
Oh and despite my past with Jazzman and LN, I am willing to be the better man and raise the hand of the winner. I plan the match the right way. But if either one of them lays a hand on me, they will get what is coming to them.
Oh I do plan on being nice, but if you test me.....I will be as mean as anyone. Now Mr. E and U.N. Owen, make sure that cranky pants here leaves the building because he has wasted enough of my time.
*Mr. E and U.N. Owen grab Fred's arms and take out of WWCF headquarters.*
Jessica: You should have let me rip him apart.
Seth: And get those pretty hands of yours dirty? Not a chance.
*Seth and Jessica smile as the camera fades to black.*
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 13, 2009 13:14:59 GMT -5
*Ponders on how to respond to the genre change*
Hmm............
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Oct 13, 2009 13:16:41 GMT -5
*Ponders on how to respond to the genre change* Hmm............ As an observation...probably negatively
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 13, 2009 13:19:34 GMT -5
*Ponders on how to respond to the genre change* Hmm............ As an observation...probably negatively He's like some sort of Seer!
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Oct 13, 2009 13:20:12 GMT -5
As an observation...probably negatively He's like some sort of Seer! Well I am a detective, and I used my deductive reasoning skills there, so I'm just fulfillin my gimmick
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Post by littlenaitch on Oct 13, 2009 16:13:57 GMT -5
Littlenaitch is back home and has calmed down a bit. He listens to YellowJacket's comments and is laughing hysterically.
LN - So YellowJacket has already been brain washed by that jackass Seth Drakin. YellowJacket, you are making a mistake by listening to the crap that comes out of Seth's mouth because nothing that Seth says can be believed. You will soon find out that you are getting yourself into a world of trouble by sucking up to Seth but that's your problem. I did hear that you have issued a challenge for NiteRaw, well son, consider your challenge ACCEPTED!!!
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Oct 13, 2009 16:20:32 GMT -5
Gee, a Chamber Of Horrors Match?
What a surprise.
So basically Seth, Naitch and Jazzman are going to be locked in and there's not a damn thing any of us can do to make sure Seth doesn't screw someone.
I guess I shouldn't be surprised, Drakin alwas had a thirst for power, so it figures he wants to handpick the champion.
So, I urge both Jazzman and littlenaitch not to let Seth Drakin decide your fates, I plead with them not to become his lackey, I implore them, don't let the WWCF Title become meaningless.
Oh, and Seth, don't try to fool me with some box, I watch Let's Make A Deal and I know a Zonk when I see one.
And, Cut.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2009 16:32:03 GMT -5
Heatz!!1
NiteRaw
Hardcore Match: CageKing V. The General of the Monkey Army
Tag Team Round Robin: Aaron Enigma and M.O.P. V. TTS and “Champagne” Jay Carroll
Tag Team Round Robin: Amigo and Sparks V. The Resistance
“Damn Right” Jackson V. King Motor-Colt
Little Naitch V. YellowJacket
As you can see, NiteRaw is pretty much all set. Now we just need some matches for Heatz!!1
I'll give people time to suggest/request stuff, then I'll finalize the card and send it out.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Oct 13, 2009 16:34:42 GMT -5
Jonathan Michaels VS. Milo Duck?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2009 16:42:19 GMT -5
Jonathan Michaels VS. Milo Duck? Actually, MiLo has asked me to put him back on the inactive list.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Oct 13, 2009 16:46:20 GMT -5
Blast.
Now how am I supposed to beat all the former Champs?
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Post by Relegate Hunter on Oct 13, 2009 16:48:46 GMT -5
So close but yet so far. I almost defeated a former WWCF heavyweight champion and damn I proved that I ain't just some small kid that is batting above his average. I am the Twitter Trender, the site hit maker, the person that the fans are talking about because I am the most exciting thing in WWCF today. I intend to leave the fans with a smile on there faces because next week I'm debuting a few new tricks up my sleeves, primarily my new finisher "The Watercooler Moment". I am the firework of this company, watch for the bang.
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Post by littlenaitch on Oct 13, 2009 16:51:45 GMT -5
Gee, a Chamber Of Horrors Match?
What a surprise.
So basically Seth, Naitch and Jazzman are going to be locked in and there's not a damn thing any of us can do to make sure Seth doesn't screw someone.
I guess I shouldn't be surprised, Drakin alwas had a thirst for power, so it figures he wants to handpick the champion.
So, I urge both Jazzman and littlenaitch not to let Seth Drakin decide your fates, I plead with them not to become his lackey, I implore them, don't let the WWCF Title become meaningless.
Oh, and Seth, don't try to fool me with some box, I watch Let's Make A Deal and I know a Zonk when I see one.
And, Cut. Michaels what the hell are you talking about? Did you suffer a concussion when you hit the ring post in our match last night? I have no intentions to ever become Drakin's lackey. How is he going to handpick the winner? The only way to win this match is to put your opponent in the electric chair and pull the switch. How will Seth play a role? As long as Seth doesn't get in my way, he's not gonna play a factor into who becomes the champion. I am going to come out on top and become the first ever TWO TIME WWCF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 13, 2009 17:01:00 GMT -5
So close but yet so far. I almost defeated the first WWCF heavyweight champion. When did we wrestle?
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