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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Oct 13, 2009 21:03:51 GMT -5
*Viva Los Bio Dome enters the ring. Stryker is suspiciously missing.* It's a shame we still haven't hammered the point home to Aaron Enigma and M.O.P yet. It really is. Do you think when The Resistance orchestrated the attack on you this past Monday, we did so so you can lump us in to a group of other people who attacked you? Please.
You aren't on our level, Enigmop. You couldn't score the 1-2-3 in the tag match against us last week, and after a minor hiccup this week, we find ourselves in a 4 way tie in this round robin tournament. This sickens me because I know how much better we are than that. But alas, s*** happens, and I know that me and Stryker will be on point this week. We've been training hard together, developing our style of tag team wrestling, and we're stronger than ever.
It doesn't change the fact that in the short months that you've been here, Aaron, the WWCF has painted you as the savior, the answer to the prayers. The very shock that the culture of the WWCF needs to turn the page from Corporate takeover to the even playing field it should be.
The point I'm trying to make here is that we were here first. The Resistance has been out to destroy corporate since day one. You continue to steal our thunder and we won't be having any more of that. You took it upon yourself to take the very seeds of what The Resistance stand for, and take the limelight we deserved. For that, we will never forgive you. You're just as bad as corporate in our eyes, and we will make you pay dearly.
This week, we have the final round robin match against Amigo and Sparks. My question to the fans in the WWCF is, who the hell is Sparks? I haven't seen this guy backstage once, and really to be quite honest if Amigo didn't peel his ass off the mat after our interference last week, I wouldn't have noticed him. Is this the type of guy that screams #1 contender? Who the hell orchestrated this team? A champion and a total nobody? Please.
There is no bad blood between us but you should know that The Resistance will stop at nothing, and I mean NOTHING for a chance at those beautiful Tag Team Titles. You two are on notice.
See you Monday. Good luck.
*Viva Los Bio Dome begins laughing uncontrollably, drops the mic, and walks up the ramp* So wait, you accuse me of stealing your thunder? You know Viva, Corporate isn't as dead as I hoped it would be. You have plenty of time to kill Corporate. However, I don't see how you can accuse me of stealing thunder that was never there to begin with. You guys haven't done anything to Corporate. You could've intervened way before the traitor was revealed, stolen my documents and revealed it yourself. You could've taken the members out one by one like I wanted to. Of course, you didn't. So why now? Why attack me and M.O.P. after? Because we attacked you after the match? You couldn't handle that? We only attacked because you illegally used the tights and claimed it was skill that won you the match? How much skill do you need to grab a hold of some tights?
You know what though? It isn't important right now. What is important is the round robin tag matches coming up on Niteraw. If the two of us win our respective matches, we will be tied. That means at Night of the Wrestling Zombies, it will be a three-way tag team match. You'll get your wish Viva. You can beat down Me and M.O.P., and you can beat down some members of Corporate. Know this though, when it comes to gold, I have yet to carry it around my waist. I'm the only person the match to not be a former champion, and that means that I have everything to win. So you can bet the Head Detective is going to be right in the middle of the action. And when the bell sounds, the winners will be myself and M.O.P. Why you may ask? Because, we just know when to Make a Move.
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Post by Viva on Oct 13, 2009 21:26:50 GMT -5
*Viva Los Bio Dome enters the ring. Stryker is suspiciously missing.* It's a shame we still haven't hammered the point home to Aaron Enigma and M.O.P yet. It really is. Do you think when The Resistance orchestrated the attack on you this past Monday, we did so so you can lump us in to a group of other people who attacked you? Please.
You aren't on our level, Enigmop. You couldn't score the 1-2-3 in the tag match against us last week, and after a minor hiccup this week, we find ourselves in a 4 way tie in this round robin tournament. This sickens me because I know how much better we are than that. But alas, s*** happens, and I know that me and Stryker will be on point this week. We've been training hard together, developing our style of tag team wrestling, and we're stronger than ever.
It doesn't change the fact that in the short months that you've been here, Aaron, the WWCF has painted you as the savior, the answer to the prayers. The very shock that the culture of the WWCF needs to turn the page from Corporate takeover to the even playing field it should be.
The point I'm trying to make here is that we were here first. The Resistance has been out to destroy corporate since day one. You continue to steal our thunder and we won't be having any more of that. You took it upon yourself to take the very seeds of what The Resistance stand for, and take the limelight we deserved. For that, we will never forgive you. You're just as bad as corporate in our eyes, and we will make you pay dearly.
This week, we have the final round robin match against Amigo and Sparks. My question to the fans in the WWCF is, who the hell is Sparks? I haven't seen this guy backstage once, and really to be quite honest if Amigo didn't peel his ass off the mat after our interference last week, I wouldn't have noticed him. Is this the type of guy that screams #1 contender? Who the hell orchestrated this team? A champion and a total nobody? Please.
There is no bad blood between us but you should know that The Resistance will stop at nothing, and I mean NOTHING for a chance at those beautiful Tag Team Titles. You two are on notice.
See you Monday. Good luck.
*Viva Los Bio Dome begins laughing uncontrollably, drops the mic, and walks up the ramp* So wait, you accuse me of stealing your thunder? You know Viva, Corporate isn't as dead as I hoped it would be. You have plenty of time to kill Corporate. However, I don't see how you can accuse me of stealing thunder that was never there to begin with. You guys haven't done anything to Corporate. You could've intervened way before the traitor was revealed, stolen my documents and revealed it yourself. You could've taken the members out one by one like I wanted to. Of course, you didn't. So why now? Why attack me and M.O.P. after? Because we attacked you after the match? You couldn't handle that? We only attacked because you illegally used the tights and claimed it was skill that won you the match? How much skill do you need to grab a hold of some tights?
You know what though? It isn't important right now. What is important is the round robin tag matches coming up on Niteraw. If the two of us win our respective matches, we will be tied. That means at Night of the Wrestling Zombies, it will be a three-way tag team match. You'll get your wish Viva. You can beat down Me and M.O.P., and you can beat down some members of Corporate. Know this though, when it comes to gold, I have yet to carry it around my waist. I'm the only person the match to not be a former champion, and that means that I have everything to win. So you can bet the Head Detective is going to be right in the middle of the action. And when the bell sounds, the winners will be myself and M.O.P. Why you may ask? Because, we just know when to Make a Move. You can paint it however you'd like, Aaron. The fact of the matter is that although our goals were common you were above fighting beside us. Knowing full well what we were about and what we stand for, you decided not to make us a part of your plans. You made us look like we were ineffective. We are not ineffective and we will prove that to you whether or not we win our match next week.
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Post by Cyno on Oct 13, 2009 21:56:54 GMT -5
There's a few things I need to get out here.
Aaron wasn't above fighting beside anyone. All you had to do was approach him and say "Hey, we want to help out." Did you bother with that? Did Aaron even know you wanted an alliance? It was up to you and Stryker to extend the hand and I'm sure he would've accepted it. But you two were too busy wallowing in your own current mediocrity to do much of anything.
You can keep bringing up your past successes and glories all you want, but now, you're nothing. You say we aren't on your level. And you're right. Because we surpass it. *holds up Inter-Forum Championship* This championship belt says that I'm better than either of you two bitches.
Here's a little secret. I don't really care much about this Tag Team Championship round robin. I've already tasted Tag Team Championship gold once, and while it tastes nice, it isn't the same as the IF Championship. If the Tag Team Championships are a gourmet burger, the Inter-Forum Championship is a rib-eye from a five star steakhouse.
The only reason I'm here is to support my man Aaron Enigma. If that means wrestling two matches in one night, then so be it. But it's going to be more his victory than mine.
So if you want to prove yourself. If you want to step up and show you're more than a has-been and a never-was, you know where to find me. Let's see how well you do against a REAL champion in a one-on-one match!
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Oct 13, 2009 22:01:48 GMT -5
So it looks like I'll be having my first proper match next week, and my opponent is non-other than the former WWCF Champion, King of WrestleCrap Motor-Colt. I really don't get this guy, all I simply did was offer him some much needed help, he throws it in my face and now wants me in the ring?
He clearly has quite the attitude problem, however the more I think about it he seems to be suffering from high anxiety. I'll gladly give him an Anxiety Adjustment for his troubles.
He questions my motives, pointing out my questioning my fellow co-workers. The way I remember it, he wouldn't even let me, a fellow co-worker speak his mind without a whole lot of effort. He's as much as a fascist as the rest of you... so it looks like he'll be my first step in righting the wrongs that is... this.
I know you have alot on your mind with Above Average, King. But I'd be very careful in that ring if I were you, or else you'll be facing some High Anxiety of a different kind. You're the first of many, be proud. Be ready. Be afraid. Be afraid of the Black Dynasty.
Damn right!
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Post by skiller on Oct 13, 2009 22:21:19 GMT -5
Two Guys Who Seriously Rock are shown somewhere backstage in a somewhat dimmly lit area. Starshine stands in the front under the light, while Ctulhu stands behind him, half in the shadow and motionless. Both hold their tag belts on their shoulders. Starshine takes a puff of a cigar and turns to Cthulhu.*
Starshine - You sure you don't want one?
Cthulhu - ...
*He turns back and notices the camera, quickly dropping, and stomping out the cigar.*
Starshine - WWCF Universe, I would like to reintroduce ourselves. I am one half of your WWCF Tag Team Champions, the Technical Professional, Starshine. To my right is my tag team partner and co-champion, the Hero In Crime, Cthulhu. Together we are Two Guys WHo Seriously Rock. It's true. Now for those of you watching at home, you have witnessed one of the most demanding, thorough tests of ability ever to grace WWCF cameras. The WWCF Tag Team Championship, Round Robin Challenge. This tournament unlike any other, has pitted the best and the... not so great against each other all in the hopes of earning a shot at this. *Motions to his title* Yes it's true, the WWCF Tag Team titles are the most sought after, and valued belts in this company. Jazzman's got nothing on us.
Getting to the point, in just under two weeks. The Round Robin will end and we will know our challengers for Night of the Wrestling Zombies. Whether it's the Resistance, The Equalizers, the One and a Half Amigo's or Jamaican Redneck Money or whatever they call themselves, it doesn't matter. In two weeks whether we face one team, two teams, or even all four. That won't change the fact that we will walk away once again proving we are unmatched in the tag team ranks. *looks at Cthulhu* Am I right?
Cthulhu - ...
Starshine - You see, this isn't about pride. This was never anything personal. This was always just good business. In two weeks, business continues as usual. We walk in holding gold, we walk out and hold it above our heads. It's just what we do. It's what we always do.
*Starshine walks off while lighting up another cigar. Cthulhu stays in his position. The lights begin flickering and shut off. A second later they start up again and Cthulhu is nowhere to be seen.*
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 13, 2009 22:32:00 GMT -5
*Viva Los Bio Dome enters the ring. Stryker is suspiciously missing.* This week, we have the final round robin match against Amigo and Sparks. My question to the fans in the WWCF is, who the hell is Sparks? I haven't seen this guy backstage once, and really to be quite honest if Amigo didn't peel his ass off the mat after our interference last week, I wouldn't have noticed him. Is this the type of guy that screams #1 contender? Who the hell orchestrated this team? A champion and a total nobody? Please. That was me. The idea is nobody would team with me because I'm evil, so I kidnapped him and forced him into it.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 13, 2009 22:34:45 GMT -5
Morton: Well, I know we have not mentioned this yet.....but Amigo seems to still be a bother.Seth: Amigo is just a guy not ready for change. With some re-education, we could see him go back to what he used to be. A quality luchador. I'm not a Luchadore Seth, I just wear a mask.
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Post by Viva on Oct 13, 2009 22:46:55 GMT -5
The promos cut in the wake of mine just prove my point precisely!
MOP flat out admitted he doesn't give a crap about the Tag Team Belts! Amigo kidnapped his partner! The Resistance WANTS these belts.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 13, 2009 22:57:14 GMT -5
Morton: Well, I know we have not mentioned this yet.....but Amigo seems to still be a bother.Seth: Amigo is just a guy not ready for change. With some re-education, we could see him go back to what he used to be. A quality luchador. I'm not a Luchadore Seth, I just wear a mask. Hogan says there is no difference.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 13, 2009 22:58:57 GMT -5
I'm not a Luchadore Seth, I just wear a mask. Hogan says there is no difference. Well, Hogan also goes to court on a near-daily basis because he married a gold digger.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 13, 2009 23:01:42 GMT -5
Hogan says there is no difference. Well, Hogan also goes to court on a near-daily basis because he married a gold digger. Touche.... Just take it as Seth not knowing the difference.
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Post by skiller on Oct 13, 2009 23:02:46 GMT -5
Well, Hogan also goes to court on a near-daily basis because he married a gold digger. Touche.... Just take it as Seth not knowing the difference. I can't believe no one said 'Hogan Knows Best.'
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 13, 2009 23:03:20 GMT -5
On second thought, just take as Seth doesnt freaking care.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 13, 2009 23:07:10 GMT -5
On second thought, just take as Seth doesnt freaking care. Well, take this that Seth's girlfriend is ugly!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 13, 2009 23:07:59 GMT -5
Breaking Newz:
Seth Drakin has recieved a number of e-mails lecturing him on the art of lucha libre from Cranky Marks.
Seth's response......nothing because Seth deleted everyone of those emails.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 13, 2009 23:09:03 GMT -5
On second thought, just take as Seth doesnt freaking care. Well, take this that Seth's girlfriend is ugly! My girlfriend is a saint!!!!
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 13, 2009 23:09:28 GMT -5
Well, take this that Seth's girlfriend is ugly! My girlfriend is a saint!!!! Well, Noman is a ugly Saint then.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Oct 13, 2009 23:10:47 GMT -5
Well, take this that Seth's girlfriend is ugly! My girlfriend is a saint!!!! Is your girlfriend Dorothy Mantooth?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 13, 2009 23:12:18 GMT -5
My girlfriend is a saint!!!! Is your girlfriend Dorothy Mantooth? Dammit.....can two perfectly reasonable men get into a Twitter feud without a run-in!!!!!
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Oct 13, 2009 23:12:53 GMT -5
Is your girlfriend Dorothy Mantooth? Dammit.....can two perfectly reasonable men get into a Twitter feud without a run-in!!!!! On the wrestlecrap forums. Lol good luck with that
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