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Post by Relegate Hunter on Oct 13, 2009 17:02:54 GMT -5
So close but yet so far. I almost defeated the first WWCF heavyweight champion. When did we wrestle? ...I got mixed up OK? The only thing you've ever done good anways is Perfect Strangers
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 13, 2009 17:07:20 GMT -5
...I got mixed up OK? The only thing you've ever done good anways is Perfect Strangers Relegate, you wouldn't happen to be a poorly-disguised second account of Square, now would you?
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Post by Square on Oct 13, 2009 17:09:05 GMT -5
...I got mixed up OK? The only thing you've ever done good anways is Perfect Strangers Relegate, you wouldn't happen to be a poorly-disguised second account of Square, now would you? ...Don't break kayfabe You gotta admit Perfect Strangers was a work of genius though.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Oct 13, 2009 17:49:00 GMT -5
Littlenaitch is back home and has calmed down a bit. He listens to YellowJacket's comments and is laughing hysterically.
LN - So YellowJacket has already been brain washed by that jackass Seth Drakin. YellowJacket, you are making a mistake by listening to the crap that comes out of Seth's mouth because nothing that Seth says can be believed. You will soon find out that you are getting yourself into a world of trouble by sucking up to Seth but that's your problem. I did hear that you have issued a challenge for NiteRaw, well son, consider your challenge ACCEPTED!!! I'm not sucking up. I'm simply appreciating a smart, powerful man who will take this rag-tag piece of garbage know as the World WrestleCrap Federation, and turn it into a respectable, family-friendly wrestling program.
As for your challenge, I accept. I do find it funny, however, that you seem to be peeved by me. In all honesty, you shouldn't be. I did you a favor last Sunday on Heatz by weakening your opponent at Night of the Wrestling Zombies, Jazzman. Instead of a thank you, I get a muddled threat.
If a match is what you want, a match is what you shall get. If anything, this shall benefit me. Now I can show the world, and our new CEO, that I'm the true face of this business. I'll outperform both of the competitors in the main event at Night of the Wrestling Zombies. I'll take my spot at the top in quick fashion.
See you on Monday.
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Post by Tyfo on Oct 13, 2009 18:04:08 GMT -5
So, Seth Drakin is the man in charge now huh? How wonderful. Who knows family friendly better then him. Well now that we know who you are, our message stays the same. This Monday night, maybe my buddies and myself will drop by and pay you a little visit. There's some things we need to make sure were clear on.
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Post by Tyfo on Oct 13, 2009 18:06:05 GMT -5
For Heatz, since none of us are doing anything, how about putting me, BRB, and Two Guys Who Seriously Rock in an 8 man tag against whoever wants to jump in?
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Post by Jay Carroll on Oct 13, 2009 18:11:56 GMT -5
So close but yet so far. I almost defeated the first WWCF heavyweight champion. When did we wrestle? There was that one time you went around the locker room pantsless and were groping people and bragging about your "crimson head"
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2009 18:27:29 GMT -5
For Heatz, since none of us are doing anything, how about putting me, BRB, and Two Guys Who Seriously Rock in an 8 man tag against whoever wants to jump in? We could do that.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2009 18:49:46 GMT -5
OK, here's what I came up with for the cards.
Heatz!!1
Relegate Hunter V. The Headbanger Man
Above Average V. Buck Futter
Main Event: Two Guys Who Seriously Rock, Tyfo, and The Boiler Room Brawler V. The Deadly and The Sinful, Jonathan Michaels, and Jazzman
NiteRaw
Hardcore Match: CageKing V. The General of the Monkey Army
Tag Team Round Robin: Aaron Enigma and M.O.P. V. TTS and “Champagne” Jay Carroll
Tag Team Round Robin: Amigo and Sparks V. The Resistance
“Damn Right” Jackson V. King Motor-Colt
Main Event: Little Naitch V. YellowJacket
Everyone happy with this?
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Oct 13, 2009 18:51:43 GMT -5
First, I main event Heatz. Now I'm main eventing NiteRaw.
I sure as hell didn't expect this when I started cutting my promos. It's put a big smile on my face.
The cards look great.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2009 18:59:40 GMT -5
First, I main event Heatz. Now I'm main eventing NiteRaw. I sure as hell didn't expect this when I started cutting my promos. It's put a big smile on my face. The cards look great. And those main events were against the World Champion and the number one contender. Having been your first opponent, I have to say I am very pleased with how this has worked out.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Oct 13, 2009 19:01:18 GMT -5
First, I main event Heatz. Now I'm main eventing NiteRaw. I sure as hell didn't expect this when I started cutting my promos. It's put a big smile on my face. The cards look great. And those main events were against the World Champion and the number one contender. Having been your first opponent, I have to say I am very pleased with how this has worked out. I'm still in shock on how quickly you guys have made me an impact on the show. Between breaking your arm and main eventing against main eventers (who else?), I'm really surprised and happy.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Oct 13, 2009 19:04:47 GMT -5
I didn't get as high up as you did as quickly Yellow Jacket but due to my promos within two months I was winning Main events lol
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Oct 13, 2009 19:10:27 GMT -5
I didn't get as high up as you did as quickly Yellow Jacket but due to my promos within two months I was winning Main events lol That's great to hear! My future looks great! ;D I would like to say that I love how balanced this E-Fed is. Everybody is given promo time, and is able to let themselves shine. Both me and "Damn Right" Jackson are just starting and are already looking good. I'm glad I joined!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 13, 2009 19:15:09 GMT -5
We aren't like WWE or TNA.....we dont pull any punches with new guys. In a way, we are actually like Hardcore Holly in that we beat the living crap out of you as soon as you walk into the door.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2009 19:24:17 GMT -5
I just want to say that I find it hilarious that the Heatz Champion hasn't actually appeared on Heatz since winning the title.
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Post by Viva on Oct 13, 2009 19:37:44 GMT -5
*Viva Los Bio Dome enters the ring. Stryker is suspiciously missing.*
It's a shame we still haven't hammered the point home to Aaron Enigma and M.O.P yet. It really is. Do you think when The Resistance orchestrated the attack on you this past Monday, we did so so you can lump us in to a group of other people who attacked you? Please.
You aren't on our level, Enigmop. You couldn't score the 1-2-3 in the tag match against us last week, and after a minor hiccup this week, we find ourselves in a 4 way tie in this round robin tournament. This sickens me because I know how much better we are than that. But alas, shit happens, and I know that me and Stryker will be on point this week. We've been training hard together, developing our style of tag team wrestling, and we're stronger than ever.
It doesn't change the fact that in the short months that you've been here, Aaron, the WWCF has painted you as the savior, the answer to the prayers. The very shock that the culture of the WWCF needs to turn the page from Corporate takeover to the even playing field it should be.
The point I'm trying to make here is that we were here first. The Resistance has been out to destroy corporate since day one. You continue to steal our thunder and we won't be having any more of that. You took it upon yourself to take the very seeds of what The Resistance stand for, and take the limelight we deserved. For that, we will never forgive you. You're just as bad as corporate in our eyes, and we will make you pay dearly.
This week, we have the final round robin match against Amigo and Sparks. My question to the fans in the WWCF is, who the hell is Sparks? I haven't seen this guy backstage once, and really to be quite honest if Amigo didn't peel his ass off the mat after our interference last week, I wouldn't have noticed him. Is this the type of guy that screams #1 contender? Who the hell orchestrated this team? A champion and a total nobody? Please.
There is no bad blood between us but you should know that The Resistance will stop at nothing, and I mean NOTHING for a chance at those beautiful Tag Team Titles. You two are on notice.
See you Monday. Good luck.
*Viva Los Bio Dome begins laughing uncontrollably, drops the mic, and walks up the ramp*
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2009 20:32:33 GMT -5
I just want to say that I find it hilarious that the Heatz Champion hasn't actually appeared on Heatz since winning the title. That law degree is more than a fancy napkin y'know
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Oct 13, 2009 20:34:28 GMT -5
I just want to say that I find it hilarious that the Heatz Champion hasn't actually appeared on Heatz since winning the title. That law degree is more than a fancy napkin y'know Isn't it fancy toilet paper?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2009 20:34:59 GMT -5
That law degree is more than a fancy napkin y'know Isn't it fancy toilet paper? Too stiff for that
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