EvilMasterBetty, Esq.
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bird...Birdie...birdie......Tiger...Tiger Tiger.....
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Post by EvilMasterBetty, Esq. on Dec 18, 2006 23:59:05 GMT -5
I turned to the guy next to me and was like "This would have been topical...13 years ago"
But if he's going to be a Dykstra, he needs to come out with a wad of tobacco in his mouth from now on.
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Post by tna on Dec 19, 2006 0:21:42 GMT -5
Kenny Dykstra. That is the dumbest name ever!!!! Have we forgotten Kelly Kelly?
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Post by Chilly McFreeze on Dec 19, 2006 0:26:07 GMT -5
I had to make this after Raw. Now all I can think about is Don West yelling GEM MINT 10! Nice.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 19, 2006 0:34:44 GMT -5
Meh it's as good as any other name I reckon.
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H-Fist
Hank Scorpio
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Post by H-Fist on Dec 19, 2006 3:13:13 GMT -5
Kenny Dykstra Mikey Morandini Jon Hayes Nicky Thon and Wally Mitchie Ladies and Gents, your 1991 Shiladelphia Jillies!
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Joie De Vivre
Hank Scorpio
There's always next year.
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Post by Joie De Vivre on Dec 19, 2006 3:41:47 GMT -5
I imagined Corey Matthews marked out to that moment.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Dec 19, 2006 3:42:28 GMT -5
I imagined Corey Matthews marked out to that moment. And then planted a big one on Topanga.
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Post by humbler on Dec 19, 2006 4:31:35 GMT -5
hey my last name is Dykstra, but then again im just a jobber
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Post by Voldemar H. "Brak" Guerta on Dec 19, 2006 4:47:12 GMT -5
Get it like Lenny Dykstra lol Kenny Dykstra. Welcome, brother, for baseball fans who even remember Lenny Dykstra are few and far between on this board.
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Post by eJm on Dec 19, 2006 6:23:26 GMT -5
Dykstra sounds like a jobber name. Seriously
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Post by boiledewokthe3rd on Dec 19, 2006 6:40:38 GMT -5
"then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like. Didn't you think this through..."
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2006 7:10:49 GMT -5
With his new outfit, I call him "Greg Helms, jr."
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rko
Don Corleone
DANCE MONKEY! DANCE!
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Post by rko on Dec 19, 2006 8:48:26 GMT -5
"OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED KENNY'S...
carrear that is with this stupid, stupid name!"
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Dec 19, 2006 9:25:23 GMT -5
Dykstra? They had to take the last name of one of my favorite baseball players and give it to HIM??!!
Why not 'Kenny Ripken' instead?
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Dec 19, 2006 9:34:35 GMT -5
I noticed that his entrance video doesn't even have Dykstra in it, it just said Kenny in a 70's porno font. Almost like they thought of a last name 20 minutes before they went on air.
Writer #1: JR pointed out last week that he doesn't have a last name.
Writer #2: Damn, I was hoping no one would notice and we wouldn't have to give him one!
Writer #3: GET IT... BECAUSE NO ONE EXPECTS BIG DICK JOHNSON TO WIN THE ROYAL RUMBLE!
Writer #1: Shut up Steve, we'll book the Rumble swerve later. We need a last name for Lenny.
Writer #2: Kenny.
Writer #1: Who?
Writer #2: You know, Headband Guy?
Writer #1: Oh yeah. How about Kenny Dykstra?
Writer #3: Who the hell was Amy Zidian?
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Dec 19, 2006 9:36:53 GMT -5
Get it like Lenny Dykstra lol Kenny Dykstra. Get it? I don't want it. Stupid, stupid, stupid! Millions of names for this yutz (including his real last name) and they go with Dykstra?! Who is responsible for this one? That's all I want to know.
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Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Dec 19, 2006 9:42:52 GMT -5
Get it like Lenny Dykstra lol Kenny Dykstra. Get it? I don't want it. Stupid, stupid, stupid! Millions of names for this yutz (including his real last name) and they go with Dykstra?! Who is responsible for this one? That's all I want to know. I get the feeling once Lenny Dykstra finds out about this, he'll have a new last name. "Defendant".
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MCCW > IWC*
AC Slater
What is MCCW? It's better than you!
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Post by MCCW > IWC* on Dec 19, 2006 10:09:08 GMT -5
At this point I know a smarks only goal is to piss and moan about everything WWE does.
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Dec 19, 2006 10:17:54 GMT -5
I imagined Corey Matthews marked out to that moment. And then planted a big one on Topanga. Did someone say Topanga???
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Post by Mayonnaise on Dec 19, 2006 11:02:05 GMT -5
Because they would own Dykstra is my guess. Kenny'd be able to call himself Doane if he went to TNA later in his career. But if Ken Doane is his real name, wouldn't he be able to use it wherever he went? That's the point. By having him use Dykstra in WWE, he wont be able to use it if he goes else where, thus negating any name value he'd have like Kurt Angle. Dykstra? They had to take the last name of one of my favorite baseball players and give it to HIM??!! Why not 'Kenny Ripken' instead? Sorry, he already had the "D" on his tights and once you've worn them, you can't return them.
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