smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
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Post by smokinvokoun on Mar 2, 2010 23:05:06 GMT -5
What a coincidence that draw for the Tournament of Honor was huh? But what you've done Seth is just put the rest of the guys in your tournament to shame, because you put the two premiere in-ring tacticians against each other. Everyone knows what naitch and myself can do in the ring, and it's no secret that we are two of the very best in the world. I know what he's trying to do and he knows what I'm trying to do.
What's going to happen is we are going to show you, Mr. Drakin, and the rest of the world truly what it means to wrestle under the Rules of Honor. When we are in the ring, it's all about respect and it's all about honor, because that's the way we were trained, and hell that's why this team came together in the first place, long before there was even the thought of the WWCF, because we had so much respect for each others talents in that ring.
I know he wants to win, and he knows the same of me. So when we go out there next Monday night, everyone in the back take notice and all the fans at home who have a dream of one day being in that ring, hit record on your DVR's or VCR's, because we are going to put on a wrestling clinic, no charge!
Mave Deltzer, I hope your ready to have your star system blown straight up your ass and out the top of your head, because that's what we plan to do on Niteraw. And Naitch, win or lose, let's go out there and show the world what the Southwest Connection is all about!
As for Smokin Vokoun, talk all you want, but I've taken beatings, been knocked out, and lost matches to bigger, badder, and better then you and got right back up to do it again. So if you want to continue running your mouth about the Southwest Connection and how "crazy" you are, then you and your little handler know right where to find us each week. But this week, we are fighting for Honor in this business, something that you obviously know very little about. But I'm sure we'll be seeing you soon. You talked about being bullied as a kid by people who looked like us? Well that may not have been us back then, but you keep sticking your nose in our business, then we sure as hell can bully you right now! We see Smokin Vokoun sitting in a dark ally, the light is a little dim You know whats funny about all these so-called "superstars" of the WWCF...it's that THEY all think that I'm the one who is being cocky. They all think that I just love to hear my own voice...well...I do....BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!! The point is, they all think I'm just some lowly rookie wrestler that needs to be "put in his place". Man...these guys really have been lulled into some sort of delusion. The delusion that they..and they alone...RULE THE WWCF. That someone like me is no match for there mighty awesomeness. They all truly believe that I really give a s*** about what they think. They expect respect from the newcomers...but I've learned through my life that YOU HAVE TO EARN RESPECT!!! Oh sure...you all might have earned some respect from the rest of the world...what you all must realize that...you have to earn respect FROM ME!!! I don't care Tyfo that you think you've beaten better and badder than me...because you never have beaten anyone as SICK AND DEMENTED...as me. And don't fool yourself anymore...by thinking you can bully me...because that is no longer possible. There is no one on God's green earth...that can possibly bully me around. The trick to bullying Tyfo is that you have to strike fear in your victim...but dear sir...I HAVE NO FEAR!!! And if you want to find that out Tyfo...we can go one on one and find out. Who knows...maybe in this little "Tournament of Honor" thingy...that might happen... YOU NEVER KNOW!!!
*He gives a sick smile and giggles*
Oh...and speaking of that tournament...there is one person I have some words for...it's that new comer Titanothere. You know...as I've said many times...I feel bad for some of my opponents...and you included Titanothere. Because...you've just started here and you seem like a good guy...it's just a shame that the luck of the draw...DOESN'T FAVOR YOU!!! You see, Titanothere...you actually remind me of someone, and that man is Santa Clause. Because, you seem like a "jolly" sort, a good soul, someone who only wants to make his fans around the world happy. You see Titan...I used to believe in Santa Clause too, like every good little girl and boy. And even though we didn't have a Christmas tree and we never hung up stockings...I used to sleep at the door of our apartment...just waiting for the fat man to come. And then Titan...came a day that killed apart of my childhood....well..most days were like that...but this day was especially painful. It was Christmas eve...my dad was drunk of his ass of course and I walk up to him and ask...
*In a kid's voice* "Daddy...when will Santa arrive?"
And you know what my father did Titan..*Vokoun slaps his own face* HE SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE...AND THEN HE SAID....
*In a drunken voice*
"SHUT UP YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF S***!!! THERE IS NO SANTY CLAUSE!!! AND YOU KNOW WHAT....I DIDN'T GET YOUR WORTHLESS ASS ANYTHING!!! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!!!"
*Vokoun pauses and lets out a little cry. He then looks up at the camera with hate and determination*
Titanothere.. Being nice will get you nowhere in this match with me. Because I'm gonna run at you full force and YOU BETTER DO THE SAME!!! That's whats gonna take to for anyone to win this tournament and win the WWCF World Title...Just...think about it...think about it....[/color] Fade to black
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Post by thesam07 on Mar 3, 2010 0:08:17 GMT -5
*WWCF.com*
Hello my name is The Sam and this is My 3 Cents. The return of the original talk show here in WWCF. For thos of you not aware this is where I convey my opinions about whatever I want, seeing as I do have an iron clad contract. But I must remind you that these opinions do not represent anyone else in WWCF but myself alone. But I'm pretty sure that these opinions are ones you feel strongly about too.
Now you were probaly wondering where I was this week, don't worry I haven't been fired YET. I was at the doctors this past week getting a routine check up on my concussion. Speaking of which, progress is going well and I will be at my peak physical condition in no time. But I did manage to watch Niteraw tis past week and I have some views i'd like to discuss with you fine viewers at this time.
First off the bat, we have Amigo and Square in their new team "Hey, we're still on the roster?". They managed to beat Evil M and Yellowjacket. I guess they want to be like their heroes, The Family. Speaking of which, some team you had Seth. All for one except for everyone I suppose.
Then we have "Damn Right" Jackson and Boiler Room Brawler setting up for their eventual battle between the Hardcore and Inter Forum. Now even though I do represent and am a good friend of BRB's but I must admit I do enjoy seeing Jackson on my TV each week. Hopefully WWCF push this guy with all they got before it's too late. And BRB is a tough as nails, crazy like glue kind of guy who can brawl with the best of them. This will be a great fued and I can't wait to see it.
The SWC vs Xavian Gunn and The Smokin‘ Vokoun. SWC got the win via DQ. But it appears business isn't finished between these 2 teams. Hopefully Xavian Gunn and The Smokin‘ Vokoun get a big rub from Naitch and Tyfo from this.
JC Green vs Warrior 2099. Green gets an upset victory over Warrior. Why was this match on Niteraw? No offence but these 2 guys should have been on Heatz. Everyone in the crowd was sitting on their hands during this match.
MOP and Jonathan Michaels vs Heavy Metal Express. I won't say much about this match out of fear of getting buried by Dave. But congrats to Michaels and MOP for the win.
And the main event. Loser Leaves WWCF match between Aaron Enigma and Viva Los Bio Dome in a steel cage for the WWCF title. Why wasn't this match on PPV? Such a big match with high stipulatons taking place on a Niteraw following a PPV? Seems like a waste. But I would like to say congrats to Viva for becoming our new Champion. I remember working with Viva when he first started here in WWCF. A great kid who has worked hard and is now being rewarded. And to Aaron, I hope where ever you are, you are happy and contempt. I hope to see one day again friend.
Now before I go I want to mention this "Champion of Honor" bullmess. The honorable CEO Seth Drakin created this tournament because he's too lazy to do proper booking. You have 12 guys and you couldn't think of anything else better to do with them? One of the matches everyone is talking about is Tyfo vs Naitch. First time ever. Shown on Free TV. And I have to say, i'm happy about this. For 2 reasons. 1) Tyfo and Naitch are 2 of the best wrestles in WWCF and for the first time ever we will see them in 1 on 1 action against each other. This match could headline Gookermania 3. But instead it's being shown to you for free. 2) Seth Drakin is so dumb he doesn't realise I could be managing his title. And believe I will be. I have Tyfo and Naitch and Jay Carroll in this tournament. I promise you as soon as either one of these 3 men win the "Championship of Dis-Honor" I will throw it in the trash live on Niteraw. What's Seth gonna do about it? NOTHING!
My name is The Sam and that was my 3 cents.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Mar 3, 2010 0:18:10 GMT -5
First off the bat, we have Amigo and Square in their new team "Hey, we're still on the roster?". They managed to beat Evil M and Yellowjacket. I guess they want to be like their heroes, The Family. Speaking of which, some team you had Seth. All for one except for everyone I suppose.
It's funny you say that, as I can't help but remember when you were fired for being the little two-timer that you are, nurturing your instincts of betrayal of selling us all up the river just so you can benefit. I saw you in the Red Light District in the alley with a sign saying "Blowjobs for food". Of course, that's always been you in a nutshell isn't it, Sam? A cowardly mealy-mouthed little c***sucker who needs to hide behind two inbred hillbillies. Of course, even they can't help you all the time. Like, the Platypus Suit. Remember that? I'm sure you do.
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Jazzman
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Post by Jazzman on Mar 3, 2010 0:21:12 GMT -5
*WWCF.com*
Hello my name is The Sam and this is My 3 Cents. The return of the original talk show here in WWCF. For thos of you not aware this is where I convey my opinions about whatever I want, seeing as I do have an iron clad contract. But I must remind you that these opinions do not represent anyone else in WWCF but myself alone. But I'm pretty sure that these opinions are ones you feel strongly about too.
Now you were probaly wondering where I was this week, don't worry I haven't been fired YET. I was at the doctors this past week getting a routine check up on my concussion. Speaking of which, progress is going well and I will be at my peak physical condition in no time. But I did manage to watch Niteraw tis past week and I have some views i'd like to discuss with you fine viewers at this time.
First off the bat, we have Amigo and Square in their new team "Hey, we're still on the roster?". They managed to beat Evil M and Yellowjacket. I guess they want to be like their heroes, The Family. Speaking of which, some team you had Seth. All for one except for everyone I suppose.
Then we have "Damn Right" Jackson and Boiler Room Brawler setting up for their eventual battle between the Hardcore and Inter Forum. Now even though I do represent and am a good friend of BRB's but I must admit I do enjoy seeing Jackson on my TV each week. Hopefully WWCF push this guy with all they got before it's too late. And BRB is a tough as nails, crazy like glue kind of guy who can brawl with the best of them. This will be a great fued and I can't wait to see it.
The SWC vs Xavian Gunn and The Smokin‘ Vokoun. SWC got the win via DQ. But it appears business isn't finished between these 2 teams. Hopefully Xavian Gunn and The Smokin‘ Vokoun get a big rub from Naitch and Tyfo from this.
JC Green vs Warrior 2099. Green gets an upset victory over Warrior. Why was this match on Niteraw? No offence but these 2 guys should have been on Heatz. Everyone in the crowd was sitting on their hands during this match.
MOP and Jonathan Michaels vs Heavy Metal Express. I won't say much about this match out of fear of getting buried by Dave. But congrats to Michaels and MOP for the win.
And the main event. Loser Leaves WWCF match between Aaron Enigma and Viva Los Bio Dome in a steel cage for the WWCF title. Why wasn't this match on PPV? Such a big match with high stipulatons taking place on a Niteraw following a PPV? Seems like a waste. But I would like to say congrats to Viva for becoming our new Champion. I remember working with Viva when he first started here in WWCF. A great kid who has worked hard and is now being rewarded. And to Aaron, I hope where ever you are, you are happy and contempt. I hope to see one day again friend.
Now before I go I want to mention this "Champion of Honor" bullmess. The honorable CEO Seth Drakin created this tournament because he's too lazy to do proper booking. You have 12 guys and you couldn't think of anything else better to do with them? One of the matches everyone is talking about is Tyfo vs Naitch. First time ever. Shown on Free TV. And I have to say, i'm happy about this. For 2 reasons. 1) Tyfo and Naitch are 2 of the best wrestles in WWCF and for the first time ever we will see them in 1 on 1 action against each other. This match could headline Gookermania 3. But instead it's being shown to you for free. 2) Seth Drakin is so dumb he doesn't realise I could be managing his title. And believe I will be. I have Tyfo and Naitch and Jay Carroll in this tournament. I promise you as soon as either one of these 3 men win the "Championship of Dis-Honor" I will throw it in the trash live on Niteraw. What's Seth gonna do about it? NOTHING!
My name is The Sam and that was my 3 cents.
Your right Sam, you got the most horses in this race, but they have to go through me first. Also, I'd love to see your new stallion in Jay in the final of this tournament. He cost me the win at Wargames, but I know I can beat him and I hope for it to happen at Saved By The Bell. I will beat you Jay Carroll and Sam, I will be the man who stopped you from winning that title. It's not about Seth, it's not about you, it's about what's fair! You wanna know what's fair Sam, that title going back around my waist and my start shining brighter than it ever has. This company needs a hero Sam, guess it's going to be me to save it.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Mar 3, 2010 1:30:36 GMT -5
Okay, okay, so we got beat this week. I'm man enough to admit that M.O.P. and Michaels got the better of us, and I know first-hand about that Jughandle submission.
But we got over it pretty damn quick. Our lead singer, my main man Viva is now the WWCF Heavyweight Champion. He's risen and risen through the ranks quicker than anybody else in this place, and now he sits atop the summit, representing this company as its champion. Almost enough to bring a tear to a glass eye. Now this means that Heavy Metal Hollywood has control of two major titles, and we're not about ready to relinquish that anytime soon. We've tried to get Koda to set his sights on the Inter-Forum Title, but he seems more interested in collecting STD's from various groupies as opposed to collecting victories, but I digress.
This week on Heatz!, we face Voodoo Champagne...again. And we will beat them...again. Jay Carroll, you had a huge night at WarGames, and you stood proud at the end of that match as the survivor, but prepare to be bought back down to earth with a huge bump this week, because we're looking to get back to winning ways. TTS, you're involved in that stupid Honour tournament, but I hope you it doesn't serve as a distraction to you, because taking your eye off the ball against us is a grave mistake.
M.O.P. may have beaten us this week, but at Saved By The Bell, we will avenge the loss, and we will retain our belts. We didn't form this team just to party and appear on magazine covers - although we do love to do those things - we also formed it to prove ourselves as legit round these parts. And now that we've taken the belts from Southwest Connection, we're ready for any challenge, be it a thrown-together team like M.O.P. and TTS, or any other combination - The Truth Coalition, Vokoun and Gunn, Turner and Hooch...it really doesn't matter to us. This week, we will prove to Voodoo Champagne one more time that we fight twice as hard as we rock, and we'll continue that momentum through to the PPV.
The Heavy Metal Hollywood is the premiere faction in WWCF. I know Amigo and Square have bought some guy in to help them out, but they don't worry us. The Equalizers have now lost their leader thanks to Viva, so even though they got a win over us on NiteRaw, we're not concerned about them either. We're on top right now because we earned it, we ground out victories when people said we would fail, and believe me when I say that we'll continue to do so for a long, long time to come. And if you don't like it...we don't care.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Mar 3, 2010 1:57:06 GMT -5
Seth: Tsk, Tsk, Tsk.....it seems that people have misplaced their opinions of me. They seem to think that I am completely stupid and I could just let anyone trample over me. You seem to forget who I am. You seem to forget that I am the Puppet Master. I didnt just get that name by making it up. In fact, I originally didnt even come up with the name. People backstage would use that name to criticize me. I eventually accepted that name and look where it has led me. To a guarenteed spot into the WWCF Hall of Fame.
Now you may see having three people in their tournament as an advantage to you. But there are still 9 others who wouldnt mind stopping you from achieving your goal. Plus, lets also add the fact that after NiteRaw, you will only have 2 left because either LN or Tyfo will eliminate the other. But dont think that I am not fair for I am, but for the best interest of this company......it would be best if your boys did not win the belt. Now if one of your boys wins, you can be almost guarenteed that you will be defending the belt every week. So I guess you could think again on your idea because I have all the power and while you have an ironclad contract, your clients dont and I could either fire them or strip them of the belt if they dont comply.
You see, there are those who I favor, there are those who I go against, and there are those like the Heavy Metal Hollywood....who while I dont like them, dont try to annoy me. Seems they have succeeded in being the most dominant stable right now so you may want to rethink your approach.
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Viva
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THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Mar 3, 2010 2:30:10 GMT -5
*WWCF Heavyweight Champion, "The King Of Hollywood" Viva Los Bio Dome is seen backstage with his strap around his shoulder.*
Oh... Hello. I didn't notice you there. I was too busy being the WWCF World Heavyweight Champion... of the world. As you may have all heard, I got booted from the Tournament of Honor. Just another case of Seth Drakin holding people down after they've proven him wrong. You know what, I don't blame him. If I were him, I wouldn't want another title around the waist of the Most Dangerous Man in the WWCF, either.
You know, I don't mean to brag, but is there anyone out there who can stop me? I've ended three careers in the last 3 months. Last night, I cemented my hall of fame career with a title win. And you know what, folks? I'm not done. Jazzman's reign as longest champion is going down in flames. And why? Because I simply have what it takes to defeat any contender. I am head and shoulders above the rest right now, and I am a man of impeccable character. I may have ended Aaron Enigma's career, but I let him say goodbye. I LET HIM SAY GOODBYE! *Pats self on back.* Can you believe this shit? I don't live up to hype, I define hype. Everyone out there who bought in to my new attitude, my new mentality, they've been proven correct.
It's time to party, my friends. I'm kickin' back and waiting for the next person to send either out of this company for good or to the emergency room.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2010 2:47:07 GMT -5
Okay, okay, so we got beat this week. I'm man enough to admit that M.O.P. and Michaels got the better of us, and I know first-hand about that Jughandle submission.
But we got over it pretty damn quick. Our lead singer, my main man Viva is now the WWCF Heavyweight Champion. He's risen and risen through the ranks quicker than anybody else in this place, and now he sits atop the summit, representing this company as its champion. Almost enough to bring a tear to a glass eye. Now this means that Heavy Metal Hollywood has control of two major titles, and we're not about ready to relinquish that anytime soon. We've tried to get Koda to set his sights on the Inter-Forum Title, but he seems more interested in collecting STD's from various groupies as opposed to collecting victories, but I digress.
This week on Heatz!, we face Voodoo Champagne...again. And we will beat them...again. Jay Carroll, you had a huge night at WarGames, and you stood proud at the end of that match as the survivor, but prepare to be bought back down to earth with a huge bump this week, because we're looking to get back to winning ways. TTS, you're involved in that stupid Honour tournament, but I hope you it doesn't serve as a distraction to you, because taking your eye off the ball against us is a grave mistake.
M.O.P. may have beaten us this week, but at Saved By The Bell, we will avenge the loss, and we will retain our belts. We didn't form this team just to party and appear on magazine covers - although we do love to do those things - we also formed it to prove ourselves as legit round these parts. And now that we've taken the belts from Southwest Connection, we're ready for any challenge, be it a thrown-together team like M.O.P. and TTS, or any other combination - The Truth Coalition, Vokoun and Gunn, Turner and Hooch...it really doesn't matter to us. This week, we will prove to Voodoo Champagne one more time that we fight twice as hard as we rock, and we'll continue that momentum through to the PPV.
The Heavy Metal Hollywood is the premiere faction in WWCF. I know Amigo and Square have bought some guy in to help them out, but they don't worry us. The Equalizers have now lost their leader thanks to Viva, so even though they got a win over us on NiteRaw, we're not concerned about them either. We're on top right now because we earned it, we ground out victories when people said we would fail, and believe me when I say that we'll continue to do so for a long, long time to come. And if you don't like it...we don't care. My eye's are everywhere loser thanks to that weird webcam site that Daddy Phats left And If for even a second you think that I can't focus on more than one thing like a filthy headbanger than I look forward to turning your spine into Gelatin soon Jay Carroll created a better career for himself in one night than you have or ever will in the short diseased lifetime that one who pursues your line of life usually has And I'm going to take not only your tag title soon but after I plant Shetty's spine flat on the pine I'll wear two titles over my body
And Defile them as much as possible
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Mar 3, 2010 5:42:34 GMT -5
You know ever since the Heavy Metal Hollywood got started we have been awesome. And with "The King Of Hollywood" Viva, the greatest lead singer ever, winning the WWCF World Championship we are totally unstoppable.
Next week me and my partner Headbanger will be taking on TTS and Jay Carroll, Voodoo Champagne. Now we have had a few tiffs in the past with these two and this Sunday we are going to show you both how it is done in the ring because we are the World Tag Team Champions. That's right we have the belts and all you two have our chickens and champagne.
(A white limo pulls up and the door opens. D-Day Dave's new valet Alexa Anderson(formerly Lexxxie Houston) is inside it waving him over.)
Well I think you will all have to excuse me. I'm a WWCF Champion and that makes me a very busy man.
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Mar 3, 2010 6:42:32 GMT -5
Well BRB, we are getting closer and closer each week before I finally shut you up and put you in your place and you experience what the Era of Attitude is all about!
However we have one last road bump that stands in our way. And that of course is at the next NiteRaw. We both have huge matches to worry about, as we're defending our titles against the Truth Coalition. Your fatass against Evil M, a legend of our hardcore division.
And immediately afterwards, the Black Dynasty makes his first ever title defense against Yellow Jacket. I couldn't be any more excited for this match, we started here at the same time and we've both had very impressive careers thus far. Here's our best chance to see who is the more successful brother.
Let's hope that these boys are in good enough condition to make the most of their top then rankings... Neither Enemy Nor Friend guys... Damn Right!
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Post by thesam07 on Mar 3, 2010 6:44:48 GMT -5
Your right Sam, you got the most horses in this race, but they have to go through me first. Also, I'd love to see your new stallion in Jay in the final of this tournament. He cost me the win at Wargames, but I know I can beat him and I hope for it to happen at Saved By The Bell. I will beat you Jay Carroll and Sam, I will be the man who stopped you from winning that title. It's not about Seth, it's not about you, it's about what's fair! You wanna know what's fair Sam, that title going back around my waist and my start shining brighter than it ever has. This company needs a hero Sam, guess it's going to be me to save it. Remember what happened last time you 2 were in the ring? I believe it was Jay who pinned you.Seth: Tsk, Tsk, Tsk.....it seems that people have misplaced their opinions of me. They seem to think that I am completely stupid and I could just let anyone trample over me. You seem to forget who I am. You seem to forget that I am the Puppet Master. I didnt just get that name by making it up. In fact, I originally didnt even come up with the name. People backstage would use that name to criticize me. I eventually accepted that name and look where it has led me. To a guarenteed spot into the WWCF Hall of Fame.
Now you may see having three people in their tournament as an advantage to you. But there are still 9 others who wouldnt mind stopping you from achieving your goal. Plus, lets also add the fact that after NiteRaw, you will only have 2 left because either LN or Tyfo will eliminate the other. But dont think that I am not fair for I am, but for the best interest of this company......it would be best if your boys did not win the belt. Now if one of your boys wins, you can be almost guarenteed that you will be defending the belt every week. So I guess you could think again on your idea because I have all the power and while you have an ironclad contract, your clients dont and I could either fire them or strip them of the belt if they dont comply.
You see, there are those who I favor, there are those who I go against, and there are those like the Heavy Metal Hollywood....who while I dont like them, dont try to annoy me. Seems they have succeeded in being the most dominant stable right now so you may want to rethink your approach. Well I don't want to harm my friends on account of my actions. But Seth, the title will become mine. No question. Tyfo, Naitch and Jay have proven time and time again why they are the best. And i'm sure none of them have a problem defending your title every week. They seem to steal the show every week so what does it matter? Just imagine though Seth. Seeing something that you care more about than your wife, children, family, friends or even the WWCF itself. Your title. Being in my posession.It's funny you say that, as I can't help but remember when you were fired for being the little two-timer that you are, nurturing your instincts of betrayal of selling us all up the river just so you can benefit. I saw you in the Red Light District in the alley with a sign saying "Blowjobs for food". Of course, that's always been you in a nutshell isn't it, Sam? A cowardly mealy-mouthed little c***sucker who needs to hide behind two inbred hillbillies. Of course, even they can't help you all the time. Like, the Platypus Suit. Remember that? I'm sure you do. First off, it was Daves idea. I was just doing my job. And I have paid for my sins. Secondly what were YOU doing in the Red Light District? Thirdly, those "inbred hillbillies" as you call them have set the standard and are considered by their peers and by the fans as the best wrestlers in the world today. No one is saying that about Amigo, a guy who could of been one of the greatest of all time. But instead decided to get bitter and drunk and waste his opportunities. Actions speak louder than words Amigo. And SWC have shown why they are the greatest - wait, scratch that - the GREATEST TAG TEAM EVER! And you are just "someone".
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Post by delurked on Mar 3, 2010 7:23:51 GMT -5
What a coincidence that draw for the Tournament of Honor was huh? But what you've done Seth is just put the rest of the guys in your tournament to shame, because you put the two premiere in-ring tacticians against each other. Everyone knows what naitch and myself can do in the ring, and it's no secret that we are two of the very best in the world. I know what he's trying to do and he knows what I'm trying to do.
What's going to happen is we are going to show you, Mr. Drakin, and the rest of the world truly what it means to wrestle under the Rules of Honor. When we are in the ring, it's all about respect and it's all about honor, because that's the way we were trained, and hell that's why this team came together in the first place, long before there was even the thought of the WWCF, because we had so much respect for each others talents in that ring.
I know he wants to win, and he knows the same of me. So when we go out there next Monday night, everyone in the back take notice and all the fans at home who have a dream of one day being in that ring, hit record on your DVR's or VCR's, because we are going to put on a wrestling clinic, no charge!
Mave Deltzer, I hope your ready to have your star system blown straight up your ass and out the top of your head, because that's what we plan to do on Niteraw. And Naitch, win or lose, let's go out there and show the world what the Southwest Connection is all about!
As for Smokin Vokoun, talk all you want, but I've taken beatings, been knocked out, and lost matches to bigger, badder, and better then you and got right back up to do it again. So if you want to continue running your mouth about the Southwest Connection and how "crazy" you are, then you and your little handler know right where to find us each week. But this week, we are fighting for Honor in this business, something that you obviously know very little about. But I'm sure we'll be seeing you soon. You talked about being bullied as a kid by people who looked like us? Well that may not have been us back then, but you keep sticking your nose in our business, then we sure as hell can bully you right now! We see Smokin Vokoun sitting in a dark ally, the light is a little dim You know whats funny about all these so-called "superstars" of the WWCF...it's that THEY all think that I'm the one who is being cocky. They all think that I just love to hear my own voice...well...I do....BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!! The point is, they all think I'm just some lowly rookie wrestler that needs to be "put in his place". Man...these guys really have been lulled into some sort of delusion. The delusion that they..and they alone...RULE THE WWCF. That someone like me is no match for there mighty awesomeness. They all truly believe that I really give a s*** about what they think. They expect respect from the newcomers...but I've learned through my life that YOU HAVE TO EARN RESPECT!!! Oh sure...you all might have earned some respect from the rest of the world...what you all must realize that...you have to earn respect FROM ME!!! I don't care Tyfo that you think you've beaten better and badder than me...because you never have beaten anyone as SICK AND DEMENTED...as me. And don't fool yourself anymore...by thinking you can bully me...because that is no longer possible. There is no one on God's green earth...that can possibly bully me around. The trick to bullying Tyfo is that you have to strike fear in your victim...but dear sir...I HAVE NO FEAR!!! And if you want to find that out Tyfo...we can go one on one and find out. Who knows...maybe in this little "Tournament of Honor" thingy...that might happen... YOU NEVER KNOW!!!
*He gives a sick smile and giggles*
Oh...and speaking of that tournament...there is one person I have some words for...it's that new comer Titanothere. You know...as I've said many times...I feel bad for some of my opponents...and you included Titanothere. Because...you've just started here and you seem like a good guy...it's just a shame that the luck of the draw...DOESN'T FAVOR YOU!!! You see, Titanothere...you actually remind me of someone, and that man is Santa Clause. Because, you seem like a "jolly" sort, a good soul, someone who only wants to make his fans around the world happy. You see Titan...I used to believe in Santa Clause too, like every good little girl and boy. And even though we didn't have a Christmas tree and we never hung up stockings...I used to sleep at the door of our apartment...just waiting for the fat man to come. And then Titan...came a day that killed apart of my childhood....well..most days were like that...but this day was especially painful. It was Christmas eve...my dad was drunk of his ass of course and I walk up to him and ask...
*In a kid's voice* "Daddy...when will Santa arrive?"
And you know what my father did Titan..*Vokoun slaps his own face* HE SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE...AND THEN HE SAID....
*In a drunken voice*
"SHUT UP YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF S***!!! THERE IS NO SANTY CLAUSE!!! AND YOU KNOW WHAT....I DIDN'T GET YOUR WORTHLESS ASS ANYTHING!!! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!!!"
*Vokoun pauses and lets out a little cry. He then looks up at the camera with hate and determination*
Titanothere.. Being nice will get you nowhere in this match with me. Because I'm gonna run at you full force and YOU BETTER DO THE SAME!!! That's whats gonna take to for anyone to win this tournament and win the WWCF World Title...Just...think about it...think about it....[/color] Fade to black[/quote] The more I learn about you Smokin Vokoun the more I can't help but feel sorry for you. You need more help than whatever that twisted handler of yours, Xavian Gunn, can provide. Maybe when you learn some self-control you can become a true wrestler and not just a bully. Because that's all you are, Vokoun: an oversized goon who takes his frustrations out on others. How's it feel to be the thing you hate the most? DO NOT mistake my kindness for weakness, Smokin Vokoun. I will come at you hard in our Championship of Honor Tournament fight. I will match you shot for shot, blow for blow. But the difference between us is that I have the restraint to follow the Rules of Honor. What's going to happen when the fight starts going against you because you can't just push me around? When Gunn can't be at ringside to lend a helping hand or keep you from pitching one of your fits? You'll lose. And then, when the match is called in my favor, I will put a beating on you that will make you wish you were back on that schoolyard playground. Consider it an early Christmas gift from me to you, Smokin Vokoun. Ho. Ho. Ho.
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Post by Square on Mar 3, 2010 8:26:11 GMT -5
Your right Sam, you got the most horses in this race, but they have to go through me first. Also, I'd love to see your new stallion in Jay in the final of this tournament. He cost me the win at Wargames, but I know I can beat him and I hope for it to happen at Saved By The Bell. I will beat you Jay Carroll and Sam, I will be the man who stopped you from winning that title. It's not about Seth, it's not about you, it's about what's fair! You wanna know what's fair Sam, that title going back around my waist and my start shining brighter than it ever has. This company needs a hero Sam, guess it's going to be me to save it. Remember what happened last time you 2 were in the ring? I believe it was Jay who pinned you.Well I don't want to harm my friends on account of my actions. But Seth, the title will become mine. No question. Tyfo, Naitch and Jay have proven time and time again why they are the best. And i'm sure none of them have a problem defending your title every week. They seem to steal the show every week so what does it matter? Just imagine though Seth. Seeing something that you care more about than your wife, children, family, friends or even the WWCF itself. Your title. Being in my posession.It's funny you say that, as I can't help but remember when you were fired for being the little two-timer that you are, nurturing your instincts of betrayal of selling us all up the river just so you can benefit. I saw you in the Red Light District in the alley with a sign saying "Blowjobs for food". Of course, that's always been you in a nutshell isn't it, Sam? A cowardly mealy-mouthed little c***sucker who needs to hide behind two inbred hillbillies. Of course, even they can't help you all the time. Like, the Platypus Suit. Remember that? I'm sure you do. First off, it was Daves idea. I was just doing my job. And I have paid for my sins. Secondly what were YOU doing in the Red Light District? Thirdly, those "inbred hillbillies" as you call them have set the standard and are considered by their peers and by the fans as the best wrestlers in the world today. No one is saying that about Amigo, a guy who could of been one of the greatest of all time. But instead decided to get bitter and drunk and waste his opportunities. Actions speak louder than words Amigo. And SWC have shown why they are the greatest - wait, scratch that - the GREATEST TAG TEAM EVER! And you are just "someone". Your a pathetic little worm that almost destroyed The Human Sun's career, stole the tag titles the Non American Heroes worked so hard to get for that joke of a team Whitey and TTS, and almost killed the tag team division in doing so.
You say that Amigo isn't one of the most respected men in that locker-room? Look into the eyes of his opponents as he is walking down the aisle, they are terrified at the prospect of what can happen. He is the first and most destructive world champion in this company's history and he is one third of the most dangerous team in WWCF The Human Hate Machines who will destroy anybody who dares stands in their way.
"You've paid for your sins?" Not in the slightest, and you and the SouthWest Connection will pay for what you did to the Shining Light of WWCF.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Mar 3, 2010 10:37:05 GMT -5
First off, it was Daves idea. I was just doing my job. And I have paid for my sins. Secondly what were YOU doing in the Red Light District? Thirdly, those "inbred hillbillies" as you call them have set the standard and are considered by their peers and by the fans as the best wrestlers in the world today. No one is saying that about Amigo, a guy who could of been one of the greatest of all time. But instead decided to get bitter and drunk and waste his opportunities. Actions speak louder than words Amigo. And SWC have shown why they are the greatest - wait, scratch that - the GREATEST TAG TEAM EVER! And you are just "someone". My ass. You gleefully went through with it, and if it worked, you'd be yukking it up all of this time, pretending that you thought of it. And what I was doing there? What do you think? Also, some may care about Littlenaitch, to me, no matter what he does, he'll always be under your taint, and hence, always second best, but Tyfo has been and always will be useless to me. And lastly, who in the Hell are YOU to call ANY wrestler here "Someone"? Who in the Hell do you think you are?!? You are a glorified cheerleader! All YOU have ever done is leech off others to mask your overall uselessness! I hate Seth, it's no surprise, but I can say that he did make it to the top, and won the big one, and he made his own belt, and while I hated it's rules, that took both balls and creativity. And hey, I'll admit, he is pretty smart. You? You aren't smart, you aren't skillful, you weren't a cood color commentator, you weren't a good GM, nothing! I've won titles and tournaments all over the damn world, while you were hawking used cars in New f***in' Jersey! My STOOL has more redeeming qualities and overall usefulness compared to you!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2010 15:53:28 GMT -5
Inspector Shetty makes his first public appearance since his defeat at Ernest Goes To War Games
Mr Shetty? Mr Shetty? Thoughts on your Monkey Boot Camp Match? Are you aware of your match against TTS?
Shetty turns and looks at the guy asking the questions
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Mar 3, 2010 20:07:26 GMT -5
*WWCF Heavyweight Champion, "The King Of Hollywood" Viva Los Bio Dome is seen backstage with his strap around his shoulder.* Oh... Hello. I didn't notice you there. I was too busy being the WWCF World Heavyweight Champion... of the world. As you may have all heard, I got booted from the Tournament of Honor. Just another case of Seth Drakin holding people down after they've proven him wrong. You know what, I don't blame him. If I were him, I wouldn't want another title around the waist of the Most Dangerous Man in the WWCF, either.
You know, I don't mean to brag, but is there anyone out there who can stop me? I've ended three careers in the last 3 months. Last night, I cemented my hall of fame career with a title win. And you know what, folks? I'm not done. Jazzman's reign as longest champion is going down in flames. And why? Because I simply have what it takes to defeat any contender. I am head and shoulders above the rest right now, and I am a man of impeccable character. I may have ended Aaron Enigma's career, but I let him say goodbye. I LET HIM SAY GOODBYE! *Pats self on back.* Can you believe this s***? I don't live up to hype, I define hype. Everyone out there who bought in to my new attitude, my new mentality, they've been proven correct.
It's time to party, my friends. I'm kickin' back and waiting for the next person to send either out of this company for good or to the emergency room. You know, I should be focused on my match against JC Green this Monday.
I should be focused on winning the Championship Of Honor.
But after what happened the other night, I just can't.
Bio Dome, you want to talk about your impeccable character, you want to talk about how you can't wait to send someone else out of this company, how you want to send them to the emergency room?
Well, I don't.
I just want you to know that I will not rest for one second until you lose that belt.
You see, when you sent my good friend Aaron packing, The Equalizers ceased to be.
I'm not saying me and M.O.P are done being friends, that is simply not the case, but you need to understand that as far as you are concerned, I don't give a flying f*** about equality.
I will do anything it takes to remove you from the WWCF Championship.
Anything.
Of course, you could simply grow a pair and just fight me one-on-one in the middle of the ring.
Your choice.
And, Cut.
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Post by Jay Carroll on Mar 3, 2010 22:17:28 GMT -5
Your right Sam, you got the most horses in this race, but they have to go through me first. Also, I'd love to see your new stallion in Jay in the final of this tournament. He cost me the win at Wargames, but I know I can beat him and I hope for it to happen at Saved By The Bell. I will beat you Jay Carroll and Sam, I will be the man who stopped you from winning that title. It's not about Seth, it's not about you, it's about what's fair! You wanna know what's fair Sam, that title going back around my waist and my start shining brighter than it ever has. This company needs a hero Sam, guess it's going to be me to save it. Remember what happened last time you 2 were in the ring? I believe it was Jay who pinned you. Sam, I hope you don't mind if I interrupt you. I didn't just pin Jazzman. I made him submit to the Last Call, in the center of the WarGames cage. I broke his will. I made him give in to me. And if he doesn't remember how it felt, I'll be more than glad to do it again.
Let's really examine this Championship of Honor, and the tournament, shall we? While we may have been shown a feed of our esteemed.... yeah, right... CEO, Seth Drakin and his girlfriend reaching for balls....
Which, I've heard, they both have a lot of practice at doing...
The entire thing seems rigged to me. LN and Tyfo get "randomly paired" and the winner of the match faces the number one seed? Talk about a random pairing. It's almost as if Seth knows that my two brothers in The Family don't take nights off, and will kick each other around the ring regardless of alliances. And once they've bruised each other up enough, Jazzman gets to feast on their bones? Looks kinda suspicious to me, chief. Irregardless, even if one of my brothers doesn't wipe the mat with you, I'll do it at Saved By The Bell. That is, if you get there.
Oh, yeah, Dave? I wouldn't count on a victory so fast, sir. TTS and I both need tune-ups for the Championship of Honor tournament, and we can't think of a better way to do it than to thrash Heavy Metal Hollywood. Just do me a favor, and clean those horrible leather outfits before you step in the ring with us. I can smell the scent of your man-on-man action everytime I see you guys walking around with you shemale groupies.
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Post by Viva on Mar 3, 2010 22:29:01 GMT -5
*WWCF Heavyweight Champion, "The King Of Hollywood" Viva Los Bio Dome is seen backstage with his strap around his shoulder.* Oh... Hello. I didn't notice you there. I was too busy being the WWCF World Heavyweight Champion... of the world. As you may have all heard, I got booted from the Tournament of Honor. Just another case of Seth Drakin holding people down after they've proven him wrong. You know what, I don't blame him. If I were him, I wouldn't want another title around the waist of the Most Dangerous Man in the WWCF, either.
You know, I don't mean to brag, but is there anyone out there who can stop me? I've ended three careers in the last 3 months. Last night, I cemented my hall of fame career with a title win. And you know what, folks? I'm not done. Jazzman's reign as longest champion is going down in flames. And why? Because I simply have what it takes to defeat any contender. I am head and shoulders above the rest right now, and I am a man of impeccable character. I may have ended Aaron Enigma's career, but I let him say goodbye. I LET HIM SAY GOODBYE! *Pats self on back.* Can you believe this s***? I don't live up to hype, I define hype. Everyone out there who bought in to my new attitude, my new mentality, they've been proven correct.
It's time to party, my friends. I'm kickin' back and waiting for the next person to send either out of this company for good or to the emergency room. You know, I should be focused on my match against JC Green this Monday.
I should be focused on winning the Championship Of Honor.
But after what happened the other night, I just can't.
Bio Dome, you want to talk about your impeccable character, you want to talk about how you can't wait to send someone else out of this company, how you want to send them to the emergency room?
Well, I don't.
I just want you to know that I will not rest for one second until you lose that belt.
You see, when you sent my good friend Aaron packing, The Equalizers ceased to be.
I'm not saying me and M.O.P are done being friends, that is simply not the case, but you need to understand that as far as you are concerned, I don't give a flying f*** about equality.
I will do anything it takes to remove you from the WWCF Championship.
Anything.
Of course, you could simply grow a pair and just fight me one-on-one in the middle of the ring.
Your choice.
And, Cut. For my belt? And what have you done to get such an honor bestowed upon you? You know, it's people like you that make me sick. People like you who want to cry about the excellent work I've put in in this company.
Aaron signed that contract, and he didn't have to. Aaron was positive he could be me, he was wrong. Aaron agreed to be in a match in which your help was rendered useless. Aaron dug his own grave, Johnny boy. That's something you're gonna have to come to terms with. You put yourself in my shoes and you'll do the same god damn thing one hundred percent of the time.
You want a shot at this belt? Earn it. Honestly, I earned mine. I busted my ass and won the King of Wrestlecrap. What have you done, man? Get the hell out of my face and prove to me you're a contender, or I will treat you like I treat everyone else who's been misinformed.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Mar 3, 2010 23:02:07 GMT -5
*WWCF Heavyweight Champion, "The King Of Hollywood" Viva Los Bio Dome is seen backstage with his strap around his shoulder.* Oh... Hello. I didn't notice you there. I was too busy being the WWCF World Heavyweight Champion... of the world. As you may have all heard, I got booted from the Tournament of Honor. Just another case of Seth Drakin holding people down after they've proven him wrong. You know what, I don't blame him. If I were him, I wouldn't want another title around the waist of the Most Dangerous Man in the WWCF, either.
You know, I don't mean to brag, but is there anyone out there who can stop me? I've ended three careers in the last 3 months. Last night, I cemented my hall of fame career with a title win. And you know what, folks? I'm not done. Jazzman's reign as longest champion is going down in flames. And why? Because I simply have what it takes to defeat any contender. I am head and shoulders above the rest right now, and I am a man of impeccable character. I may have ended Aaron Enigma's career, but I let him say goodbye. I LET HIM SAY GOODBYE! *Pats self on back.* Can you believe this s***? I don't live up to hype, I define hype. Everyone out there who bought in to my new attitude, my new mentality, they've been proven correct.
It's time to party, my friends. I'm kickin' back and waiting for the next person to send either out of this company for good or to the emergency room. Jessica: You forget that when you made that deal with Aaron, I couldn't allow you to stay in the tournament because if you lost said match.....you would be out of the company and you would attempt to use this tournament as a cover to stay in. I made sure you could not do that. Sorry if when you won your match, TTS already took your spot. Those are the breaks in life.
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Post by Jay Carroll on Mar 3, 2010 23:08:08 GMT -5
*Jay Carroll is spotted standing in front of a model drum kit with colored pads and a Nintendo Wii. In his hand he holds a scaled down model Les Paul guitar with colored frets, strumming it quickly in time to the images on the screen. His on screen counterpart is playing a guitar while air humping it, using it as a phallus* Oh, hey kids! I'm "Champagne" Jay Carroll, and I'm here to review the latest game based on the World Wrestlecrap Federation, Guitar Hero: Heavy Metal Hollywood Edition.*The screen flashes with the HME graphic:* Anyways, let's get on with the review, shall we?
First of all, this game rocks! You know, if a bunch of men wearing tons of black and playing guitar in the worst way possible fits your definition of "rocks", that is. The game follows the illustrious career of HME, from their start, which was when Dave was on a bender, saw the movie "Airheads", and decided that becoming Brendan Frasier was an excellent idea, up until their present day status, a bunch of guys who pay their bills by wrestling, because they suck at their dream jobs.
You get to choose between playing as Dave the guitarist, the Headbanger Man, as drummer, Koda on bass, and Viva on lead vocals. To be honest, the most fun to be had is by playing drums, since all Headbanger does is thrash about, and as long as you're making noise, you score lots of points. The least amount of fun is to be had in trying to mimic Viva's horrible vocals. Seriously, you have to swallow an entire beehive to sound as crappy and indecipherable as he does.
In the tour mode, you begin in the dregs of Hollywood, playing at whatever venue you're asked to play at, including a Bah Mitzvah. After "rocking out" in front of crowds of DOZENS, that's right kids, DOZENS, you're invited to a heavy metal revival convention. Once you arrive at Loserville, you're asked to cover one of those sappy love ballads that so many metal bands did in the 80s. If you manage to complete that challenge, you move on to touring North America, and later the world. But don't get too good at your craft, or your bandmates will toss you out for becoming good at your instrument. The final challenge is trying not to bore everyone to death at Gookermania 3, and boy, is it a doozy!
Don't fear, this game isn't all bad. You can costume HME anyway you choose to. I choose to put all 4 members in pink tutus.*Jay points to the screen. Koda is spinning while playing his bass, while Dave and Viva are singing into a microphone together. Headbanger Man is thrashing on drums. All 4 are wearing pink tutus.* Overall, the game was more of a chore than fun to play. If you're not an fanatic over this group of losers, I'd avoid it at all costs. I give the game one champagne bottle out of five, and the one champagne bottle is filled with piss.
I gotta finish this Gookermania 3 challenge, Dave's guitar work keeps pissing off the crowd. Dammit, why doesn't he ever tune the thing?!*Jay goes back to trying to play the guitar. The video game crowd can be heard booing loudly as Jay attempts to play.* OOC: ;D I got bored, guys.
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