Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Mar 5, 2010 16:58:29 GMT -5
When did this company turn into a f***ing dumbass convention? MY GOD PEOPLE, REMOVE YOUR HEAD FROM YOUR ASSES AND GET THEM ON A SWIVEL! Seth: Since you became Champion...... You'd think there would be someone in charge to make sure these kids work on their promo skills. You included. I guess that's just another reason you suck at what you do, Sethy.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Mar 5, 2010 17:02:26 GMT -5
Seth: Since you became Champion...... You'd think there would be someone in charge to make sure these kids work on their promo skills. You included. I guess that's just another reason you suck at what you do, Sethy. Seth: We are all custom to making mistakes, you including you Viva since you did refer to me as Commissioner instead of CEO.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Mar 5, 2010 17:17:46 GMT -5
I never did that. You misread what I said. Just another case of your stupidity on display.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Mar 5, 2010 17:36:49 GMT -5
I never did that. You misread what I said. Just another case of your stupidity on display. Seth: Oh right.....I misread the line where you told me that "You've failed by and large at everything you've tried your hand at since becoming Commissioner." Or maybe is it you are already too drunk to remember what you said.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Mar 5, 2010 18:03:12 GMT -5
I never did that. You misread what I said. Just another case of your stupidity on display. Seth: Oh right.....I misread the line where you told me that "You've failed by and large at everything you've tried your hand at since becoming Commissioner." Or maybe is it you are already too drunk to remember what you said. The first sentence of my promo dictates whether or not I knew what I was talking about. It reads, quite clearly, "Why? Since you've taken over as CEO and put your skank little bitch in as Commissioner, what have you been good for?"
If you're trying to insinuate that having your c*nt girlfriend as Commissioner is not thereby an extension of your regime, then the only idiot standing here is you. Every one sees through Jessica. We all know who truly pulls the strings. Please, spare me.Sidebar: how is the c-word NOT filtered? I had to filter it myself. That's incredible to me.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Mar 5, 2010 21:21:42 GMT -5
Seth: Oh right.....I misread the line where you told me that "You've failed by and large at everything you've tried your hand at since becoming Commissioner." Or maybe is it you are already too drunk to remember what you said. The first sentence of my promo dictates whether or not I knew what I was talking about. It reads, quite clearly, "Why? Since you've taken over as CEO and put your skank little bitch in as Commissioner, what have you been good for?"
If you're trying to insinuate that having your c*nt girlfriend as Commissioner is not thereby an extension of your regime, then the only idiot standing here is you. Every one sees through Jessica. We all know who truly pulls the strings. Please, spare me.Sidebar: how is the c-word NOT filtered? I had to filter it myself. That's incredible to me. Seth: Nice of you to try and cover up your mistakes. I would try to do the same for my mistaking you for Sam, but you know what...............the truth is just by standing next you to.....brain cells disappear.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2010 23:00:31 GMT -5
I come from the streets Yet as of late, i've been getting beat Welcome to the world of suffer and pain
I will get the last laugh Just simply do the math The cunning rapper always makes it rain
*Demented Voice*
Just think to myself It's all for my health and these losses are in my brain
The rapper may fight but at the end of the night It is I, who just.....goes....insane *Screams*
Whoa, did I Blackout for a second?
Let me get back to what I was saying
Back on the point I'm gonna remix this joint and I will never be stopped
Like back in the hood I'm up to no good But nobody is smart enough to call the cop
*Demented Voice*
They really should call though I'll give them all a show Then they'll clean the blood that pops
Cause now the monster comes out And the victims never run out Even though....each....one....will.....drop *Screams*
Ok, I need to find my pills....This is getting bad now.....Why do you look scared?
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Post by General Adam on Mar 5, 2010 23:04:42 GMT -5
I believe that at Wargames that I proved to everyone that I am worthy to be in the main event. Shetty has yet to recover from his massive beating at my hands, and on Heatz...Roo you are gonna have your handful brother. Let's go Bongo and Tinkers, we have an Oscar party to plan.
*Bongo grunts*
I'm hoping "The Hurt Locker" will win best picture, but I got a feeling that Avatar will.
*Tinkers grunts*
It's all about politics Tinkers, make a film about war, a gay man, or a mentally handicap man and odds are you're going to win.
*Bongo grunts*
That's true. You never go full retard.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Mar 6, 2010 23:51:03 GMT -5
I believe that at Wargames that I proved to everyone that I am worthy to be in the main event. Shetty has yet to recover from his massive beating at my hands, and on Heatz...Roo you are gonna have your handful brother. Let's go Bongo and Tinkers, we have an Oscar party to plan. *Bongo grunts* I'm hoping "The Hurt Locker" will win best picture, but I got a feeling that Avatar will.*Tinkers grunts* It's all about politics Tinkers, make a film about war, a gay man, or a mentally handicap man and odds are you're going to win.*Bongo grunts* That's true. You never go full retard. Jonathan and Sara walk in. We brought fudge!And I don't know, General, Inglorious Basterds could sneak in.Did I mention it's banana fudge?
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King Koopa
Trombone Shorty > Your Favorite Musician
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Post by Jazzman on Mar 7, 2010 2:50:51 GMT -5
I believe that at Wargames that I proved to everyone that I am worthy to be in the main event. Shetty has yet to recover from his massive beating at my hands, and on Heatz...Roo you are gonna have your handful brother. Let's go Bongo and Tinkers, we have an Oscar party to plan. *Bongo grunts* I'm hoping "The Hurt Locker" will win best picture, but I got a feeling that Avatar will.*Tinkers grunts* It's all about politics Tinkers, make a film about war, a gay man, or a mentally handicap man and odds are you're going to win.*Bongo grunts* That's true. You never go full retard. Jonathan and Sara walk in. We brought fudge!And I don't know, General, Inglorious Basterds could sneak in.Did I mention it's banana fudge?*Jazzman shows up for the announcement of Best Original Song and Best Original Score, The winners are announced* Hmm... *Jazzman leaves*
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smokinvokoun
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Daffy's Gonna Kill You
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Post by smokinvokoun on Mar 7, 2010 5:57:19 GMT -5
We see Smokin Vokoun with a sheet of paper.
*He taps the piece of pater and laughs* You see this boys and girls? This is the bracket for the Tournament of Honor. This right here has all the wrestlers that will be competing. INCLUDING MYSELF AND YOU TITANOTHERE!!! Oh...and by the way, *in a sarcastic tone* "Thank you" for clueing me in on the fact that the winner of this thing doesn't get a shot at the world title but instead get the Championship of Honor belt.*Now switches to a childish voice* I mean GOLLY GEE TITANOTHEREI mean, I'm ever so sorry that little ol' me make a mistake...I'm sorry....WHAT A TOOL!!!! But seriously...can any of you really blame me for not knowing what's going on...HAVE ANY OF YOU LISTENED TO A SETH DRAKIN SPEECH AND NOT FALL ASLEEP?? This is me listening one of his little speeches....
*He leans back, his eyes closed. He's pretending to sleep. Even making LOUD snoring sounds*
That man is so boring, I can't help but let my mind matter wander. Like thinking of all the ways THAT I'M GONNA HURT YOU TITANOTHERE!!!
Know...the reason I have this little piece of paper...*He takes out really damaged looking reading glasses* is because I want to go over who my competition is gonna be....lets see...
OH......TTS!!! TTS, you and I have unfinished business...if it wasn't for you ...ME AND XAVIAN WOULD BE GOING FOR THE WWCF WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES!!! As far as I'm concerned you are on my MAJOR S*** LIST!!!!
Jazzman: Now you are a former World Champion. So I guess I have to respect you right? Well let me tell you something, it's something that I've told every single wrestler in the WWCF...DON'T MESS WITH ME!!!! Because no one is safe in the WWCF, not even someone like you....AND PRAY THAT YOU DON'T FACE ME IN THIS TOURNAMENT!!!
The Southwest Connection....Tyfo and Little Naitch: Wow...I mean wow. I can't believe the luck of the draw. These two "legends" going at it for the first time EVER???!!! You know I'm gonna be doing while that match is going on???
*He snores loudly*
Tyfo and Little Naitch...good luck in your match on Monday...because I seriously doubt you two will even WANT TO TALK TO EACH OTHER WHEN THIS THING IS DONE!!!
I could go on and on but, quite frankly, *he crumples the piece of paper and throws it away and he takes off his eye glasses and holds them*
Now, Titanothere don't take this the wrong way, I'm not looking past you by any stretch of the imagination. In fact, I have something very VERY special for you this Monday night on Niteraw. I just hope your ready to take what I have to give...BECAUSE I CAN TAKE ALL THAT YOU GIVE AND SO SO MUCH MORE!!! And Smokin Vokoun....ISN'T JOKIN!!!! *He takes his eye glasses and tears it apart in his bare hands* [/color]
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Post by General Adam on Mar 7, 2010 15:03:18 GMT -5
I believe that at Wargames that I proved to everyone that I am worthy to be in the main event. Shetty has yet to recover from his massive beating at my hands, and on Heatz...Roo you are gonna have your handful brother. Let's go Bongo and Tinkers, we have an Oscar party to plan. *Bongo grunts* I'm hoping "The Hurt Locker" will win best picture, but I got a feeling that Avatar will.*Tinkers grunts* It's all about politics Tinkers, make a film about war, a gay man, or a mentally handicap man and odds are you're going to win.*Bongo grunts* That's true. You never go full retard. Jonathan and Sara walk in. We brought fudge!And I don't know, General, Inglorious Basterds could sneak in.Did I mention it's banana fudge? Ohhh my favorite! How did you know?
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Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Mar 7, 2010 15:16:37 GMT -5
Just a hunch.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Mar 7, 2010 15:40:14 GMT -5
Seth: Okay....Jessica and I have another bet going on for the Oscars. If Avatar wins, we are seeing The Crazies.
Jessica: And if Hurt Locker wins, we are seeing Alice In Wonderland.
Seth: And of course if neither win, we are seeing Shutter Island.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Mar 7, 2010 15:44:37 GMT -5
What if Avatar and Hurt Locker tie?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Mar 7, 2010 15:51:21 GMT -5
What if Avatar and Hurt Locker tie? Jessica: Like that will happen!!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Mar 7, 2010 16:13:10 GMT -5
The following e-mail came to WWCF.com from WWCF Headquarters.
On March 15.....the Ides of March, I will be naming the man who I will see beat King Nothing to become the new World Champion at Saved By The Bell. And just so you know, when someone draws my ire the way the current champion as, remember the old saying "the enemy of my enemy is my friend".
- Seth Drakin
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Mar 7, 2010 20:06:46 GMT -5
The following e-mail came to WWCF.com from WWCF Headquarters. On March 15.....the Ides of March, I will be naming the man who I will see beat King Nothing to become the new World Champion at Saved By The Bell. And just so you know, when someone draws my ire the way the current champion as, remember the old saying "the enemy of my enemy is my friend".
- Seth Drakin*"King of Hollywood" Viva Los Bio Dome is told of the post on WWCF.com, D-Day Dave is here to translate, as Viva Los Bio Dome is wasted* "King of Hollywood" Viva Los Bio Dome: Knig Nohtign? Waht teh fcku?! He raelyl thniks eh cna takl abuot em lkie tihs? Yaeh rgiht. I ma WCWF! I ma teh raeosn eh stlil hsa a jbo! Nugrtaeufl pecie fo shti! Wyh wiat utnil teh PVP? Lil baet hmi nwo! D-Day Dave: He basically said Seth is an ungrateful jerk and he'll beat whoever Seth has lined up right now. Viva, go sleep it off, dude. You can't even speak.
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Post by Kris Kobain on Mar 8, 2010 7:43:12 GMT -5
They all say to me "Hey you, you're livin' life full throttle." Get on your knees, time to pray boys. Turn the lights out. With the debut of Kris Kobain the fans will never again have to chant "entertain us."
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Post by The Hangman on Mar 8, 2010 11:28:19 GMT -5
I am greatly confused now. It was not long ago that I debuted, and yet I miss my first week off? How unusual. I hope whoever running this place will remember my name, and that I am here for the toughest of competition, not lounging around!
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